Wei Mubai immediately asked Wei Jinxian to prepare pen, ink, paper, and inkstone, spread out a square table in prison, and after a while, he silently wrote out a cross talk text.

Wei Jinxian took it, put a pair of big evil eyes in the middle, and criticized: "Old and young, your words are too ugly." Your dad and I sprinkled rice on the paper, and the words that the chicken dipped in ink and grabbed were better than yours. ”

"Get out, who told you to read the words, look at the content. ”

"Mmmm, this show is called "I Am the Underworld". He asked, "What kind of tile cake is the underworld?"

"It's the hooligans, the bandits, it's you. ”

"It's better to change the name, I think it's called "I'm going to be a horse thief", otherwise the audience will be very puzzled. Wei Jinxian picked up the pen and began to comment.

"Hmm...... Not...... This paragraph is also more brilliant. He sometimes made a decent sketch, sometimes his shoulders shook violently, and said with a strange smile: "Abba Hey, 'Carrying these more than 50 crabs home, I am as beautiful as anything', this laugh made my underwear loose." ”

Looking at the back, Wei Jinxian almost laughed: "Hahaha-'What's the matter with your family?'Sister-in-law, sister-in-law is uncomfortable." Your daughter-in-law, your leg is broken, your leg is broken, you will find a doctor to pick it up for you, hey, the connection is reversed, and the two of them knocked their knees and rushed back. Go to the street, oops'-haha-haha-ha-, old man, I'm dying, I'm not looking. Wei Jin Xianle leaned back and threw the paper on the table to cover his stomach.

The lamb fell from Margaery's mouth: "Is it so funny, neurotic." ”

Wei said dumbly: "This cross talk has to be played by two people, I have to find a supporter." ”

He looked at Wei Jinxian and asked, "Old and young, are you interested in developing a wave?"

Wei Jinxian waved his hand again and again: "Otherwise, it's funny just thinking about it, and I can't pronounce the words at all." You've got to find someone who can't understand what's funny. ”

Wei Mubai clapped his hands and said, "Photos, what you said is too reasonable." What, Your Highness the Knight, can you help me with it?"

"Ahem...... Cough...... What's the matter?"

"It's to perform with me on stage. ”

Lancelot said coldly: "The knights of the West Martial Arts never share the stage with the ronin. ”

Wei Jinxian persuaded: "My Royal Highness the Gong Knight, judging from the vicious eyes of this immortal, there is a great hope for this cross talk, whether you can survive this time can only rely on this cross talk." You really don't think about it?"

"Lancelot, there's no other way now, I think why don't you give it a try?"

Margaery pleaded, tugging at the corner of the knight's coat.

Lancelot sighed helplessly and said, "But I can't either, how can I hold these things?"

Wei Mubai sat down beside him, took the manuscript and said, "It's very simple, most of it is 'Well, ah, yes, you, you're my father', and so on." ”

"Dead Ronin, take advantage of Lancelot less. ”

"That's it, old and young, it's the second lady's birthday banquet in three days, I will try my best to arrange for you to perform on stage, you prepare well. Ho, the two-legged sheep has become a groom official, this time Xiaowan is going to have a big event. ”

Tie Niu was unconvinced: "What kind of broken cross talk, it can be so magical!"

"Broken is also your braincase, your dad and I will tell you, ah this is Xiaowan's future uncle, you take good care of it, you will naturally have money in the future, if you want women to have women, if you treat you badly, hum, be careful that your uncle lets you be a duck and a female sheep as sisters. Wei Jinxian punched Tie Niu in the back of the head, avenging his previous beating.

"You dare to hit me!"

"If you beat you, we will be clear, and if there is another incident, I, a good friend of my future uncle, will have to write down this feud. ”

The iron bull brain circuit was also surprised, touched the back of his head, and said with a smile: "Toothless...... Ah, no Brother Jin Xian, you don't remember the villain. ”

"Nonsense, I'm going to help prepare the birthday banquet, don't disturb my old and young rehearsals. Wei Jinxian waved his sleeves and said to leave.

"Wait a minute, you can help me find two coats, this is indispensable for cross talk. ”

"Wrapped up in your eldest brother, I'm coming and going. ”

In the past three days, Lancelot has been in good order, silently reciting his own lines, and he has not many words in cross talk, and he has been smart by nature since he was a child, otherwise he would not have become the youngest Knight of the Round Table, and he will soon memorize all the words. Immediately afterwards, Wei Mubai taught him how to pick up stalks, play hexagrams and make a living. Lancelot went step by step, and on the third day, he was already in good shape and able to put it away freely. It's just that he was seriously injured, and he coughed lightly before he could say a few words.

When he came to visit them, he told them that it was already the fourth day, and the gongs and drums outside the cave could be faintly heard, and the lively sound of singing gold was blowing. Wei Jinxian also changed into a red festive robe, a vicious face was full of powder, a red was painted on each cheek, and he came to report the good news with a smile on his small hat: "The big boss invites you Lord to see you, your performance is a show." ”

Wei was dumb and disgusted: "Your makeup today is like a zombie, who gave it to you." ”

"You are a dead man, a little aesthetic, I will arch you, if you dare to complain like this in front of the second lady, you would have been thrown out to feed the dogs, and you also performed cross talk, and it was almost the same as performing a sky lantern. ”

Margaery interjected, "Wei Wuya, can we go out and watch them perform?"

Wei Jinxian patted his chest: "No problem, the big boss is happy today, you just stay in the corner quietly, but if there is any small action, hum, Xiao Wan's brothers will rape you one by one and then kill you." ”

How do you know that out of the cave, Wei Dubai saw the usually fierce and vicious Xiaowan thief, but one by one painted his face like a monkey's buttocks, and his body was also wrapped in all kinds of red, red turbans, red cloaks, and red underwear.

Although the arrangement in the main cave is not as luxurious as the Muyong Palace, it is also very obscene, the lanterns are naturally colorful, the musk that helps sexual desire is burned everywhere, and the sound of the silk strings is matched, and the echo of the warbler and the swallow swallow makes people can't help but be confused. There are hundreds of tables arranged in the cave, roast whole sheep on the table, big pig's head, longevity bag peaches, wine everything, this birthday banquet pomp, I am afraid that only the terrier Bodun banquet can be compared.

On the high platform of the main cave of the main cave, the big boss was lazily lying on the bench covered with tiger skins, smoking a very long hookah, and leisurely swallowing clouds and spitting fog.

He saw that Wei Jinxian had brought Wei Dubai, and after spitting out the smoke ring, he put down the cigarette stick, and beckoned, "Are you Wei Dubai?"

Even though the cave mansion was extremely noisy, this sentence was clearly heard by the people in the venue, and both Zia and Lancelot were secretly surprised that his cultivation was so high.

Wei replied, "Exactly." Looking at the thin and old body of the big boss, he chuckled in his heart, and said secretly: "Wouldn't the second miss look the same?" and asked: "I don't know where the second miss is, we are about to perform for him." ”

"Ahem-ahem-ahem-the little sister is putting on makeup, and she will come out later. Wei Mubai, if you fail, you must be prepared to be crushed and fed to the dogs. ”

"Where's the coat I need? help us untie our hands and change our clothes, and I need a table. ”

"There are so many rules, if the effect is not good, you will only die worse. The big boss pointed his withered finger at Wei Jinxian and said, "Not only that, but Wei Wuya, who highly recommends them, you will also be punished, so I will punish you for making a duck for Xiao Wan." ”

"Hey, Abba, my back is too tight for me. Wei Jinxian panicked.

"Less nonsense, lift the table, untie the rope, let them change their coats. The big boss's eyes were sharp, and he could see at a glance that Wei Mubai had not cultivated at all, and Lancelot was seriously injured and couldn't make many waves.

Unexpectedly, Lancelot was overjoyed, as long as there was no threat of distraction, he could secretly recover at least three successful bodies in a moment.

"Big brother, can I come out?" In the largest and tallest inner cave in the Xiaowan Cave Mansion, there was a moving female voice. The sound was like the chirping of a bird, the spring water tinkling, crisp and tactful, and Wei Mubai couldn't help but feel a wave of his heart.

"If you put on your makeup, you can come out naturally. ”

"I ...... It's better not to go out. ”

"It's all brothers on weekdays, what's so shy, come out - cough - cough. ”

"Then I'm out. ”

Knock –

Knock –

Knock –

Wei Mubai felt that the ground under his feet was trembling slightly, and he asked Wei Jinxian, "Is Xiao Wan really not raising elephants?"

"Raise your old turtle, that's ......" Wei Jinxian scolded.

At this moment, in the cave where the female voice came, a two-foot giant walked out, with fiery red hair, shaking his legs like stone pillars, trembling step by step, and slowly walked out.

Wei Mubai was about to cry: "This red Hulk over six meters away, is it the second miss?"

"You're going to die, be quiet. Wei Jinxian scolded.

The giantess wore oversized shorts made of various red fabrics, with only a red belly pocket as big as a curtain, and her whole body was covered with strong muscles, and if she didn't open her mouth to speak, she had no female signs at all. Her right hand like a devil's claw stroked her fiery red hair, her index finger scratched her face painted with white face and red hearts, opened her bloody mouth, showed her jagged fangs, and asked in a deep voice, "Big brother, am I good-looking?"

The big boss looked at the giantess lovingly, and smiled kindly: "It's beautiful." ”

Lancelot was secretly healing his wounds when suddenly his chest churned, and vomit and blood spat out in unison.

"Your Highness the Knight...... Bear with me for now. Wei Mubai swallowed. He said silently: "Press the F key to enter the tank, press the F key to enter the tank." ”

"What are you thinking, little one? ”

"Exorcise evil spirits and avoid spells. ”

"Drive your old lady, hurry up and perform. ”

"You asked me to marry this Hulk, I'm sorry, I chose to go back to jail. Wei Dubai actually began to take off his coat.

Wei Jinxian slapped him in the face: "If you don't perform, your dad and I have to be a duck, now you have to act if you want to, and if you don't want to act, you have to stick to your dad." ”

The people of Xiaowan seem to have become accustomed to the appearance of the giantess, and they have blown the conch and sang praises, beautiful as a fairy, Saibi Xishi, ashamed of Chang'e, and all the nonsense of people has been said.

Wei Mubai said helplessly: "You M, why." ”

He patted Lancelot, who was vomiting blood and eating, on the back: "Are you dead, help me if you are not dead." ”

The giantess looked at the unfamiliar faces in front of her and asked, "Big brother, who are they?"

"The sheep that came in were said to have a nice show. ”

The giantess's face was gloomy, and her eyes were full of murder, which frightened many horse thieves to their knees.

"I don't watch!"

"Little sister, today is your birthday, don't worry. ”

Wei Mubai was afraid that if he continued to rub it off, he would be disgusted to death by this she-hulk, so he started directly and said in a loud voice: "Thank you, thank you friends, I will be happy to see you in my heart." ”

Lancelot was also quick to respond: "Yes, happy. ”

"This actor may not know you, Lancelot, the knight of the chicken martial arts, in the knight world, that ......"

"Wait. ”

"What?"

"Is Ji Wulin like words?"

"Then I don't understand, what should it be called?

"It's called West. ”

"Oh, the chickens in the west. ”

As soon as the opening was a preemptive sound, there were already Xiaowan horse thief listeners sneering and snickering, the giantess completely resisted at first, and after listening to a few words, she thought it was quite interesting, sitting cross-legged on the huge red carpet next to the big boss, like a rockery and listening quietly.

Wei Jinxian secretly said in his heart that there was a drama, because usually at the beginning of the show, most of the people had already been slapped to death by the eldest lady.