"Audience in front of the TV, let's see who's here today, oh, now one of the most popular directors in Hollywood, setting off a global dreaming craze, Shao from China! Twenty-two-year-old genius, Hollywood genius! "Although the award ceremony was cold, it was broadcast live on TV, and the ratings have never been bad.

The host chattered about Shao Shuaijun, who jumped out of the truck just now: "Shao started filming movies at the age of eighteen, and many of our directors, such as Chris. Severcent, who may still be playing with mud at that time, Shao has already filmed the amazing "Buried Alive". ”

While Shao Shuaijun was still talking back to the people in the truck, the host was wordy again: "It is said that he also made a movie that copied Guy Ritchie's "Two Big Smoking Guns". Seevocent wants to be fast. Wow, look, Shao is here, it's really a jade tree in the wind, and it's chic. If he could be a little taller, I think he would definitely be able to charm a little girl who is still in junior high school, haha. ”

Shao Shuaijun walked slowly on the red carpet with two holes in his hands in his pockets, occasionally reaching out and waving his hand around. There are quite a few reporters who came today, and even Shao Shuaijun, a reporter from China, saw it. So he said hello in Chinese: "Hello, hard work, I have to go on a business trip for the New Year." ”

I didn't see the logo on the microphone, but these Chinese reporters, who seemed to be from Hong Kong, responded loudly in broken Mandarin: "Director Shao, can you give me time to do an interview later?" ”

"If I don't win the award today, maybe I'm in a better mood. I'm going to be interviewed by you. They. Shao Shuaijun stretched out his hand and pointed to the host who rushed over, "If they congratulate me, I guess I won't be in the mood for an interview." ”

The host doesn't know what Shao Shuaijun said, and even if he does, he doesn't care, Jin Sumei has always been known for being sarcastic and spoofing: "Hey, Shao, can you say hello to our camera?" ”

Without waiting for Shao Shuaijun to answer, the host shouted at the camera: "Audience, look, the director of the big bad movie Shao." I'm going to say hello to you. ”

Shao Shuaijun smashed it, smashed it, and smashed it. It's a bit of a feeling that I can't answer, the director of a big bad movie, this is called......

"Hi there. Crappy host, you're good. ”

The host is a lewd white man. Haha: "Thank you for the compliment." I feel very happy to see you angry. Wow, quietly. Is Shao's car really a stylish, two-door convertible heavy-duty sports car, is it Bumblebee (Transformers robots) or Optimus Prime? What are you going to do, are you going to save the planet, haha, you're not Xi'an. LaBeouf (Transformers male lead), despite the fact that you are as short? ”

Shao Shuaijun raised his eyebrows: "Maybe it's Megatron, you know, they always want to take over the earth, just like you always want to replace Oscar, but in the end it all comes down to funny." ”

"Haha, we don't care about the Oscars, they're grandstanding clowns, we're the proper judges."

"I think I'll hear that tomorrow, too, at the Kodak Theater." The Kodak Theater is the location of the Oscars, the host satirizes him, and Shao Shuaijun uses this to satirize Jin Sumei.

The host shrugged his shoulders undeniably: "So, what are you doing today?" Oh, you're here to win bad movies and bad director awards, right, you see you drive a bad car, what a match. ”

"I didn't have that in mind, in fact I heard that Lindsay. Lohan is coming too, I want to talk to her about life, you know I also have a lot of enthusiasm for American beauties, not here to listen to your chatter. Let's go, don't stand stupid, I can't wait to see Lindsay. ”

Lindsey. Luo Han is a popular actress in the United States, born as a child star, and since this year, she has suddenly become the queen of Hollywood topics, and her private life is chaotic. In this year's Golden Sour Plum Awards, she received two nominations for the worst actress and the worst screen partner.

"Lindsay is embarrassed to come."

"Yes, am I the only one to attend the Golden Sour Plum Award today, oh, it's really cheap."

The two argued and entered the awards scene in the cinema. And the American audience in front of the live TV screen is all happy, and the Golden Sour Plum Award is always amusing. When Shao Shuaijun sat down on the chair and the ceremony began, that kind of irony was called real irony. First of all, the ceremony speech was a big loss, and all the nominees and films were lost.

For example, "Lindsay. Lohan is the 'Mean Girl' (the movie she once starred in)", "Chris. When he was a child, Siwason couldn't copy his homework on exams", "Eddie. Murphy should go to a psychiatric hospital, the medicine can't be stopped", "Why isn't "Double Suspicion" called "Human Skin Chainsaw"" and so on.

Shao Shuaijun is okay, but only two sentences of "Night Watchman" were lost, which made people scratch their heads, and they didn't dig deeper. may have seen Shao Shuaijun willing to attend, afraid of scaring Shao Shuaijun away. You must know that now the popularity of "Inception" has not subsided, and with the help of Shao Shuaijun, it can attract a lot of ratings.

Soon, two well-known comedians began to present awards: "The worst sequel was ...... "Instinct 2", wow, it deserves ...... name"

"The worst horror film was ...... 'Double Suspicion', let's congratulate Chris. Siwacent, although he has made it clear, will never accept the award. He is so hypocritical and shy, knowing that he may win a Grand Slam today, and even surpass the outstanding monuments of his predecessors and copy Paul. Fan Hewen won the glory of seven awards for golden sour plum, but he hid at home and coquetted to his mother......"

"Double Suspicion" was accused of plagiarizing "Human Skin Inn", "Chainsaw" and "Patti. The Duke Show", the director firmly denied it, so he refused to accept the award.

"The worst plagiarism award was won by ...... "Double Suspicion", wow, I really want to ask Chris, why is the movie not called "Human Skin Chainsaw"? Well, he's already won two awards, and I have a hunch that he'll steal the limelight from Shao tonight......"

The camera immediately turned to Shao Shuaijun, and then the host held the microphone and pointed it at Shao Shuaijun, and Shao Shuaijun shrugged his shoulders cooperatively: "We Chinese have always been modest, I welcome Director Chris and steal my limelight, it is best to steal the worst film and the worst director." ”

"Our Chris is said to be a generous man, having already been nominated for nine times, leading this year's Golden Sour Plum, and maybe he wouldn't mind giving up one or two awards to entertain Chinese Shao."

Shao Shuaijun's face darkened and he didn't speak.

Spoof, oh, yes the awards continued: "The winner of the worst makeup award was ...... "Double Suspect", congratulations to Chris, he has already won three awards......"

"The one that won the most unforgivable horror film was ...... "Double Suspicion", which is really amazing, and it has won four consecutive championships."

"The worst script was ...... "Double Suspicion", oh, what else can I say, five consecutive championships."

In an uproar, as if it was a rush to the market, "Double Suspicion" won five awards in a row. At this time, it was finally time for the award of the worst director.

"There are really a lot of bad movies this year, I think Chris is going to break the record, he also has four nominations for the worst film, the worst director, the worst actress, and the worst screen partner, as long as he wins two more, a new record will be born."

"Maybe it will be killed halfway, but it may not be possible, so that we can see how ...... are nominated"

Bang bang

"The winner of the Worst Director Award was ......" (to be continued......)