Chapter 871. Pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger
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At this moment, on such an occasion, Chen Xiaotang saw Wu Junru, the "laughing aunt" who was splashed with bubble tea, and he was laughing. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info Wu Junru is angry.
"Me? You're xxx, I'll circle you ooo! Don't think I'm a beautiful woman who talks and does something wrong, and laughs silly! Wu Junru's voice was very loud, and Chen Xiaotang's ears were rumbling.
"Ahem, I'm sorry, I'm ......," Chen Xiaotang wanted to explain.
"No need to explain! Explanation is quibble! Also, don't say you're not with them! I can see it all, it's useless for you to explain! "Wu Junru is not a fool, he thinks he knows everything".
"I mean......" Chen Xiaotang spread his hands, "Okay, I won't explain, you say, what should I do?" ”
"What about Shime? Of course, you're going to lose money! Don't run away, wait until I change my clothes! Wu Junru said angrily, "My clothes are so expensive, you have to pay for them!" ”
Chen Xiaotang spread his hands, "Okay, I'll pay!" ”
Wu Junru was stunned for a moment, and looked Chen Xiaotang up and down, no matter how he looked, he didn't look like a rich man, but how could this person look familiar...... However, even acquaintances have to pay!
"You help me watch him first, don't let him take the opportunity to slip away!" Wu Junru said to the saleswoman with high eyebrows and low eyes.
The saleswoman was not what to do, but saw this shihou Chen Xiaotang took the initiative to walk to Wu Junru and said a shime, and then ...... That's how things changed.
Wu Junru's eyes widened, "You said shime." You are ......"
Chen Xiaotang smiled, "Give me the number, and I'll contact you later!" ”
Wu Junru was overjoyed. Hurriedly gave the number to Chen Xiaotang.
Chen Xiaotang waved his hand and left!
Wu Junru was still smirking behind.
The saleswoman was puzzled, guessing whether this Miss Wu had fallen for evil magic, why did the other party say a word, she became a nymphomaniac, and she didn't even mention losing money.
In order not to get into trouble, the saleswoman still took the initiative to remind Wu Junru: "Miss Wu." He stained your clothes......"
"It's dirty!"
"You're just letting him go like this......"
"Wonderful walk!"
"Do you want me to stop him for you?"
"I don't need to!" Wu Junru murmured like a demon.
The saleswoman was chilling.
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When Chen Xiaotang walked out of the shihou of the store, he saw Ah Duo and they were waving at ziji, and they were ghostly. Obvious fear that someone will chase them out.
Chen Xiaotang greeted them with a smile.
After walking over, Ah Duo's first words were: "They didn't embarrass you, did they?" ”
Chen Xiaotang said in his heart, you still know how to care about people, so he made a simple and simple appearance and said: "I said I don't know you." They called me a lie; Then I said, "I know you." But I don't have any money. So they told me to come out and ask you for money......"
"Traitor! Dare to betray us! Ali pointed to his nose.
Chen Xiaotang hurriedly hid behind Ah Duo.
Ah Duo protected him and said to Ali and the others: "Don't blame him, it's not that we splashed the wrong person!" ”
"What if it's wrong? It was fine, who let him run a man nàme slowly! ”
"Anyway, there's no one here, let's go!"
"Let's go, get out!"
Chen Xiaotang: "Then do you still lose money?" ”
"Lose your head, go quickly!" Adola picked up Chen Xiaotang and ran.
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"Okay, don't run. I'm running out of breath......" Aduo gasped.
Chen Xiaotang looked like he was calm.
"I can't see it...... You're pretty good at running now, and you don't even breathe. Ah Duo bent down and asked Chen Xiaotang.
Chen Xiaotang had to explain: "My little shihou is herding cattle at home. I followed the cow when he kept running, so that's it. ”
"You've ever spared a cow? Are there cattle in Hong Kong? ”
"Of course there is, there are in the countryside of Yuen Long!"
"If you can run so well, how could you be caught just now?"
"As soon as I do something wrong, my legs become weak, let alone running, I can't even walk!"
"You're a scrap!"
"People say I'm wood, not waste!"
"Well, all the wood and wood are used for burning, and it's about ...... I'm not arguing with you anymore, I'm hungry, eat and go! ”
"You're not going to school?"
"the hell!"
"School is the most boring, and we can't understand the teacher's lectures!"
"That's it, I'm hungry, eat first!"
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In the Longfeng Tea House, the three girls ordered two cages of shrimp dumplings and a cage of xiaolongbao lively. But soon they found that these things were not enough to eat, to be precise, not enough for Chen Xiaotang to eat alone.
Chen Xiaotang is almost a bite of shrimp dumplings, a bite of a bun, and his cheeks are stuffed with bulging. Seeing the three girls stunned, this way of eating is too terrifying.
Waiting for Chen Xiaotang to put the things in his mouth, Ah Duo couldn't help asking, "I said, how long have you not eaten?" ”
Chen Xiaotang wiped his mouth with his sleeve, "I used to work outside, and I ate Western food, but our Hong Kong food is delicious!" ”
"You, eat Western food? Hee-hee, love to laugh! Ah Duo, they thought Chen Xiaotang was bragging.
"Ruguo let me eat Western food every day, then I will die of happiness!" Ali even clasped her hands and made a look of intoxication.
"Okay, for the sake of you being so edible, I'll reward you with another cage of bosses, and another cage of shrimp dumplings here!" Ah Duo said generously.
Since you have to eat. Of course, Chen Xiaotang would not be polite, and soon the wind swept away, and the things on the table were swept away.
To be honest, after staying in Hollywood for a long time, the most unpleasant thing about Chen Xiaotang is the food over there, and the food he eats is basically not shime, it is all Western food. Eat Chinese food, it's not authentic enough, it's obviously egg fried rice, but it has to make do with the taste of the ghosts, and it's not descriptive. Now that I have returned to Hong Kong, I have eaten such authentic food. Chen Xiaotang only felt refreshed and extremely happy.
It turns out that happiness is as simple as that, not how much money you have. Just a basket of steamed buns and a shrimp dumpling can make you feel happy.
It can be said that the three girls basically didn't move their chopsticks much, and watched Chen Xiaotang gobble up the whole process. It wasn't until he had eaten it completely that the three girls came back to their senses and discussed, "What are we going to do later?" ”
"Why don't you go to Kwun Tong and see the flying cars!" Ali came up with an idea. "I heard that the Hong Kong car god Da Fei Ge will come!"
"Big Fly? I admire him so much, I heard that he raced with the big star Chen Xiaotang back then! ”
"yes, the big flying car is cool. Let's go for the show! ”……
The three girls were chattering, and Chen Xiaotang's ears hurt when they heard it.
Big Fly? Chen Xiaotang had the appearance of a very hanging-looking guy in his mind. I think the reason why Ziji ran away and stepped into the entertainment industry was because of this big fly. If he hadn't cornered Ziji. I'm afraid there won't be Ziji's glorious today, speaking of which he is simply Ziji's benefactor rather than an enemy. What's more, things are wrong now, I really want to see what this old friend and old rival is now...... Well, the original Wan Chai car god has been upgraded to a Hong Kong car god, and it looks like it's mixing quite well.
Just as Chen Xiaotang was in reverie, the next girl Ah Duo said, "Hey, Ah Tang." Are you going or not? ”
"Me? I'm going back to open the store! ”
"Don't go back, just follow me!" Ardor Dao.? ahref='/txt/15980/6756114/'>. ”
Chen Xiaotang doesn't want to pull ziji for shime, but this suggestion is in his arms. Even if Ah Duo didn't mention it, he would take the initiative to ask to go together and see those old friends......
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Hong Kong's Kwun Tong Curve is home to a concentration of illegal drag racing and racing. For many years, the Hong Kong police have made great efforts to rectify traffic safety in this area, but it has still been ineffective.
It's not that there is not enough security, it's not that there is not enough money, but because the terrain here is too complicated, even if you receive the news that there is a car happening, when you go to arrest the shihou, you can't catch the shime.
As a result, it has gradually become a paradise for illegal racing, and it has also become the most exciting gray area in Hong Kong.
When Chen Xiaotang and Ah Duo came to Shihou here, Yijing was in the afternoon, and they saw many sports cars parked on the nearby curve.
A few women dressed in beautiful clothes and some men were laughing. One of the men was tall and dressed in a cool and stylish punk outfit, and seemed to be very feminine, and the girls were chattering and laughing around him.
After the man saw Ah Duo and the three of them, he seemed to be stunned for a moment, and immediately greeted this side, "Ah Duo, I'm here!" ”
Ah Duo snorted coldly, and he didn't see him.
The punk man was in a hurry, so he came over and said, "Ah Duo, why don't you pay attention to me when you see me!" ”
"Do I know you, do I know you well?" It was clear that Ah Duo was not happy with him.
The man is also loved by everyone in the women's pile, where has he ever been so angry, zijiyijing accompanied the smiling face, but the other party was so faceless, so he changed his face and said: "Hey, I said, Ah Duo, don't you give a face, okay?" ”
Ah Duo snorted coldly again, "What's wrong with not giving you face?" ”
"Stinky Sanba, do you hold shime in your mouth? Méiyou you, there are still women like me! ”
"Then you're going to find them and pester me to be shime?"
"You don't know how to lift!" The punk man reached out and grabbed Ah Duo's wrist.
Seeing that Ah Duo was about to be caught, Turán stretched out one hand and held the punk man, "Friend, people don't want to deal with you, why are you boring yourself!" Chen Xiaotang looked at each other and said with a smile, completely harmless to humans and animals.
The punk man is angry, and he thinks who is so bold, at first glance, he is a local old man, dressed in a stall, wearing myopia glasses, and his hair is unkempt, damn, dare to come out here? ahref='/txt/15980/5060509/'>.
"Get out of the way, it's none of your business!" As soon as the punk man shook his hand, he wanted to throw Chen Xiaotang aside.
Chen Xiaotang continued to smile, but the force on his hand increased, so he saw the punk man's whole body screaming, and his body slowly stopped.
The pángbiān people saw qingchu, Chen Xiaotang just held the other party's wrist, and made the other party scream, which shows that shime, the strength of the thief is great!
"Let go! Ahh The punk man's face was distorted with pain.
Pángbiān Ah Duo looked soft-hearted, "Forget it." Just let him go! ”
Chen Xiaotang nodded, smiled, and let go of the punk man.
The punk man saw that he had lost face. Especially in front of beautiful women, where can I swallow this anger, taking advantage of Chen Xiaotang's back, he shouted: "Fuck your mother!" A punch hit the back of Chen Xiaotang's head.
"Ah, be careful!" Ah Duo and they screamed.
said that it was too late, it was fast, Chen Xiaotang seemed to have eyes behind him, and he didn't look back. A back kick
Then I saw the punk man kicked out with a scream, but this time, he was lying on the ground. I can't get up.
Instant kill!
This punk man is also well-known in the racing world, and he likes to soak horses and fight bravely, especially when he fights twice, but he didn't expect to be killed by a local old man today!
Don't talk about Ah Duo at this moment. Even the beautiful girls in Pángbiān also looked at Chen Xiaotang differently......
One move to bring down the punk man. Chen Xiaotang seemed to have done a small thing that didn't matter, patting the dust on his hands, and then making a simple, simple, kind, and harmless appearance to humans and animals, and said to Ah Duo with a smile: "You were okay just now, or let's go back, Hua Gu kěnéng is in a hurry......
Ah Duo heard him say this, did he come back from his surprise and looked at Chen Xiaotang. "You're pretty good at fighting!"
Chen Xiaotang rubbed his hands, "In the past, the other party shihou often wrestled with the cow. Shijiān has some strength as soon as it grows. ”
As soon as he heard Chen Xiaotang mention the matter of herding cattle in the countryside again, Ah Duo couldn't help but want to laugh, so he said: "Okay, I will mention your cattle at every turn, I originally thought that you had become handsome, but it turned out that you were still a local old man!" ”
Chen Xiaotang scratched his head, "I'm just a countryman!" ”
Seeing him like this, Ah Duo couldn't help but roll his eyes.
It's really a dou who can't be helped!
Just as everyone was muttering, someone said, "Look, Big Fei is here!" ”
Wan Chai Fly!
Once sent Chen Xiaotang's closest enemy!
Chen Xiaotang couldn't help but look, but saw one? ahref='/txt/15980/4201449/'>.The red Ferrari stubbornly drove a job, and came up with a nice sideslide on the road, and then the doors opened, and the old Wan Chai Dafei walked out of the car, and zhouwéi was the cheers of the admirers.
"Phineas is so good!"
"Brother Fei, you are my idol!
"Feige, Feige!!"
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At this moment, Wan Chai Dafei is like a big man in the movie, not to mention Dora style.
However, Chen Xiaotang still saw that the years were ruthless, and Da Fei's flamboyant face began to have folds, especially those pairs that were? ahref='/txt/15980/6434610/'>.The defiant eyes of Yijing are erased by the years......
Is this Da Fei? It's been eight years, and people are going to change!
Chen Xiaotang sighed secretly, and Da Fei's arrogant voice sounded in his ears again: "I'm Wan Chai Da Fei, how about it, do you dare to have a game?!" ”
Just when Chen Xiaotang was in reverie, the big Fei brother Yijing stood in the center of the field very majestically and said: "The reason why I came to see your racing car today is to hope that you will take out the jingshén of the racing car and win glory for our Hong Kong drivers in the future, don't let people mention the top racing drivers in Asia, that is, Japan and South Korea, and we Hong Kong!" ”
"Brother Da Fei said it well, we have to work hard, rush out of Asia, and go to shijiè!" A long-haired rider roared.
Brother Da Fei nodded, "You can mingbái is the best, it means that I didn't come in vain to say yidiǎn, in addition to the technology of the car itself, it must also have the best configuration, tires, engines, and bumpers, etc., these can not be ignored, details determine success or failure, a racing driver must always pay attention to details, find details and weaknesses, and make up for shortcomings, so that he can soar and gallop on the field invincible!" ”
The long-haired rider roared again: "Brother Da Fei is so right, the details determine success or failure, we must pay attention to the details!" ”
Da Fei nodded again, "If you can think like this, I'm relieved." But I didn't come today without gifts, I have prepared the most affordable thing for everyone, the Big Flying Car Dealer Gold Diamond Card! With a card in hand, I have it in the world! You only need to pay a recharge fee of 1,800 yuan, and you can enjoy a 20% discount at my big speed car shop! Buy an engine with 20% off! Buy tires 20% off! Car wash, change pads are all 20% off! Lots of benefits, lots of discounts! In line with the concept of honest management and auxiliary racers, Dafei will provide you with the most safe and reliable racing platform. As Da Fei spoke, he asked his subordinates to take out a large stack of car dealer diamond cards and start selling them around.
The racers who were still being rendered passionate by Dafei just now, how could they not have thought that Turán would make a big turn, 1,800 yuan, buy it or not?!
So someone looked at the long-haired rider who was babbling just now, and the long-haired rider was dumbfounded, but he was very clever and applauded violently: "Brother Da Fei said it really well!" We racers need such a solid backing as a guarantee, buy a card can get a 20% discount, what a good thing, where to find it?! Originally, I absolutely wanted to support it, but it happened that I didn't bring change today, what a pity, but you guys are blessed, why don't you hurry up and buy it?! ”
No way! That's fine, too! The crowd raised their middle fingers at Longhair.
Chen Xiaotang didn't expect Da Fei to engage in this kind of aircraft, and couldn't help but ask Ah Duo: "How can Brother Da Fei sell this?" ”
Ah Duo fǎngfoshime is zhidào, "You don't understand, now everything is looking at money, who doesn't want to make more money, it's you, it is estimated that you will not be able to make a fortune in this life!" ”
Chen Xiaotang touched his nose, "That's, that's!" I'm going to die poor! ”
"It's okay to be poor, but you can't be short of breath, otherwise you won't even be able to soak the horses!" Ali interjected.
Chen Xiaotang, Guan Er.
Women?,It seems that there are a lot of ziji around!
Ah Duo looked at Chen Xiaotang's stunned appearance, and thought he was choking sadly, and said with a smile: "Hey, I said, you don't really have to even have a girlfriend, right?" Would you like me to introduce you to one? ”
Chen Xiaotang hurriedly said: "No need, thank you for your kindness!" I haven't thought about it yet! ”
Yijing, who has a lot of women, has a big head, and she also introduces?!
Ah Duo grinned, "Look at your shy appearance, you're quite innocent!" If it weren't for the fact that you're older, a little dirty, and a little poorer, maybe I'd still fall in love with you! ”
"Don't," Chen Xiaotang hurriedly said, "If you let Hua Gu Zhidào, she will have to drive me away!" ”
"Hehe, I don't say how can she be zhidào?" Ah Duo felt more and more that this guy Ah Tang was quite interesting. (To be continued......)