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Hong Kong, 12 p.m. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

Chen Fugui, who became a rich man, went to bed early, and brought the cartoon rice cat and mouse nightcap that his wife Li Shuzhen bought for him.

His wife, Li Shuzhen, did not sleep, but sat in front of the big mirror humming a song and making a mask.

This man is old, so he has to stay young!

Especially now that the children are not around, Ah Tang is busy working in the United States, his daughter and Xingzi have just gotten married, and the water spilled by the married girl is hopeless, so it is better to rely on ziji".

It's also pleasing to the eye to dress up ziji.

Besides, such expensive cosmetics used to be unaffordable for money, but now they have money, how cool it is!

Just as Lee Sook-jin was slapping Ziji's face and trying to moisten it, the phone rang.

Chen Fugui, who was sleeping in a daze on the bed, was startled, jumped up and said, "Wife, what's wrong?" Is it a fire alarm? ”

"Fire? You're big, you still think you live in that shabby neighborhood in the past, and you catch fire at every turn! ”

"What's going on?" Chen Fugui put on the Mickey Mouse nightcap on his head in a daze.

"It's the phone ringing, and I don't know which ghost lacks morality, and I don't sleep in the middle of the night to call over!" Li Shuzhen didn't have a good airway.

"Maybe it's Ah Tang calling, pick it up!" Missing his son, Chen Fugui urged.

"Tang Tsai won't call so late in the middle of the night!" Li Shuzhen said, "This son is the most qingchu to me, he is afraid of disturbing us......"

"Whoever it is, there must be something urgent when you call so late. You're verbose, pick it up! Chen Fugui was very dissatisfied with his wife's grinding character.

"Didn't you see me putting on my face? Do you have hands and feet that won't ziji pick it up? Lee continued to slap Ziji's face.

"You" Chen Fugui is angry, and he has to wait for a while. "Even if you are beautiful, you will not be able to go back to the age of twenty!"

"You have to take care of it! Hum! Li Shuzhen glanced at her wife.

Chen Fugui answered the phone angrily, and asked angrily: "Who, still calling so late!" ”

The fat man smiled and said, "It's me, Uncle Gui, I'm Ajing!" ”

"It turned out to be you, a little fat man, hehe, is there anything shime?" Chen Fugui asked with a smile.

Li Shuzhen, who was dressing her face, heard that it was the fat man Wang Jing. Just when pángbiān interjected: "Don't forget, ask our family ...... Tangzai"

This time it was Chen Fugui's turn to give his wife a blank look.

The fat man on the other end of the phone smiled: "It's nothing to do, I just want to ask Ah Tang to go back to Méiyou?" ”

"Has Ah Tang returned to Hong Kong? I don't zhidào! Chen Fugui was stunned.

“shime。 Is our tang boy back? Li Shuzhen couldn't care about putting on her face, so she came over.

"I'm just asking you first, you are old and zhidào, Ah Tang's Jingshén condition has not been very good recently, and the doctor told him to rest well. So he left the company. I guess I'm back in Hong Kong to recuperate, so I called and asked. ”

"He didn't come back, did he go to another difāng?"

"Oh, there's also a kěnéng, maybe I'll go to Hawaii to find Xingzi and his sister!" The fat man muttered, "Okay, don't disturb your rest, Ruguo will talk to him when he sees him." There is no need to rush the affairs of the United States, we can deal with it. Let him recuperate. I, Ajing, will take care of the company even if I work hard! Okay, uncle, don't talk about it, you hang up! ”

Hanging up the phone, Chen Fugui couldn't look at his wife, and then said, "Our Tangzi is missing!" ”

……

Before dawn, Chen Xiaotang was awakened by the noise upstairs.

"I came back last night, and now I'm going out early, so you're shime?" But it was the voice of the flower girl.

"Of course it's going to school!"

"Don't fool me! School? Would you be so positive? ”

"Believe it or not! Besides, what do you care about nàme? ”

"I'm your mother, of course I'm going to take care of you!"

"You'd better take care of your ziji!"

"You damn girl...... will talk back! ”

Followed by a clanging sound of going downstairs, Chen Xiaotang rarely slept so comfortably, but he was woken up, so he squinted and saw a beautiful girl in a school uniform floating in front of him.

looked carefully, but it could be seen that it was the little girl Ah Duo last night, but at this moment, Ah Duo removed the heavy makeup and regained her pure appearance, which was unexpectedly moving.

Seeing her daughter leave so early, Hua Gu couldn't help but be a little worried, so she said directly to Chen Xiaotang: "Ah Tang, how about you help her and send her to school?" ”

Chen Xiaotang was stunned, "What about opening a store?" ”

"It's okay, I'll take care of it, you can help me take care of her and see if she really has to go to school."

Chen Xiaotang didn't expect Ziji to get such a difficult task on the first day of work.

Obviously, Ah Duo was very uninterested in the spies sent by his mother, so he looked at Chen Xiaotang's eyes wrong.

She walked forward, and Chen Xiaotang followed behind.

She took two steps, and Chen Xiaotang followed two steps.

"What are you doing with me?" Ah Duo couldn't help but look back and ask.

Chen Xiaotang made an honest appearance, with simple clothes, a bird's nest-like hairstyle, and thick-framed myopia glasses that he specially created for Ziji, giving people a gǎnjiào of character explosion.

"Your mother asked me to follow you......," Chen Xiaotang said, while making body movements, drawing circles on the ground with his toes.

Ah Duo stared at him for a long time, and then laughed, "You, why are you so real, why don't you just find a difāng to rest for a while, and then walk back to my mother and say, Yijing sent me to school safely, ok?" ”

"No, I can't lie, lying is not a good person!" Chen Xiaotang worked hard to portray Ziji as a simple and kind character.

Ah Duo was a little angry, "Why are you like a cow, so stupid!" Noh handed him thirty dollars! ”

Chen Xiaotang pretended to be confused, "Why are you giving me money?" ”

"It's good to go eat, eat shime. Just don't follow me anymore! "Ah Duo has some air.

Chen Xiaotang rubbed his hands, "No, I can't drop like this." I can't ask for your money! Hua Gu will say mine! ”

Ah Duo was about to faint, "This is not zhidào, are you really stupid or fake stupid, don't you say how she zhidào?" "I thought about putting aside this dog skin plaster as soon as possible.

"Hua Gu is very good, I don't have a job, she gives me a job, and she gives me food, I can't be sorry for her!"

"Heh, I can't see that you're quite loyal!" Ah Duo glared at him. Just as a bus stopped, she got on the bus coldly.

Of course, Chen Xiaotang followed.

But Ardor came down from the other side.

This shihou bus yijing started, and Chen Xiaotang had to jump out of the window directly!

"Look for death!" The driver yelled.

"Neurotic!" People shouted.

Ah Duo was dumbfounded. When Chen Xiaotang came to her, she had to say, "Okay, if you want to follow, just follow, but remember." Shut up. Talk less, OK?! ”

Chen Xiaotang nodded.

"I ask you to remember méiyou?"

Chen Xiaotang: "Didn't you tell me not to speak?" ”

Ah Duo: "Damn! He gave Chen Xiaotang a middle finger.

………

Half an hour later, Chen Xiaotang followed Ah Duo to the vicinity of Causeway Bay, not far away, only to see two girls in beautiful short skirts leaning against the wall, not very old, dressed very bewitchingly, and showing off their flowers.

They had cigarettes in their mouths. looks like a little sister, and sees Ah Duo from afar. Just greeted her: "Ah Duo, we are here!" ”

Ah Duo trotted over and said with a smile: "You two arrived quite early!" ”

"I can't sleep, of course I have to get up early, besides, I discussed last night to take revenge together, of course I have to do it early!" One of the girls with panda eyes said.

"That's it, last night's three eight nàme was arrogant, today we have to give her yidiǎn color to see!" Another girl with a chicken feather hairstyle said.

"What, Ah Duo, you came here in your school uniform?"

"I lied to my mom that I was going to school!"

"Oh, eye-catching! Luckily, I was prepared! Panda Eye magically took out a bag, "Quickly change it on, run out early, and I'll be ready for you!" ”

Ah Duo saw that it was a set of coats, "Or you think about it thoroughly" turned back to Chen Xiaotang and said, "I change clothes, you are not allowed to look at it!" ”

Only then did the other two girls notice Chen Xiaotang, "Ah Duo, who is he?" ”

"My mom's new guy!"

"It's a pretty boy, it's just a matter of wearing a dirty yidiǎn!"

"Hey, little handsome guy, do you want my sister to take you to play?"

……

Two girls unscrupulously tease our big star.

Chen Xiaotang is depressed, no matter how old they are, they can be their uncles, but now they are called "little handsome guys", and they still have to pretend to be uneasy on the surface? ahref='/txt/15980/4201449/'>. ”

Flutter, both girls laughed.

Hehe, this dirt bun is so loving.

"Hey, come here!" The panda eyes hooked his finger at Chen Xiaotang.

Chen Xiaotang walked over very awkwardly, as if he didn't dare to look at the other party, but in fact, his belly was about to explode with laughter.

"Who are we?"

Chen Xiaotang shook his head.

"We are the Three Musketeers of our school, we can also be called the Three Golden Flowers, I am Ali, her name is Ah Feng!" Panda Eye introduced himself.

Chen Xiaotang said very interestingly: "Sister Li is good, Sister Feng is good!" ”

"Well, good!" Panda-eyed Ali gently pinched Chen Xiaotang's face with her hand, "Wait for Sister Li to invite you to eat!" "Make a big sister's head.

Chen Xiaotang was speechless.

……

is the so-called three women in one play, and it took a long time for Chen Xiaotang to mingbái, the three girls, to sing the shime play so early.

It turned out that the three girls went to the dance hall last night, and were dismissed by a girl who sold clothes in a brand-name store, stealing the limelight, and laughing at them for being poor ghosts who couldn't afford to wear brand-name goods, so today they came to take revenge. And their means of revenge are also very tèbié, unexpectedly...... I even used the legendary "bubble tea"!

Yes, it's bubble tea!

The three girls bought a large cup of bubble tea, and then waited for the opportunity.

In a brand-name store, a woman with high eyebrows and low eyes was wearing high heels, and she walked upside down, and when she opened the door of the store, the three girls were about to rush over, and a security guard came to talk to the woman.

"It's so early!"

"yes. Let's open a store! ”

"You're coming, we're going back to sleep, and we've been keeping watch all night!"

"Good work!" ……

The three girls had to turn back. Keep waiting for an opportunity.

After another ten minutes, the security guard packed up and walked out of the store, and the three girls secretly wanted to go in.

But before they could move, a customer came to the door in Yijing.

"What to do, do you want to wait a little longer?" Ah Duo asked.

"Wait for shime, the more people you wait, the more we will go in!" Ali said.

"We can pretend to go in and shop. When you see the opportunity, you will pour that dead 381 bubble tea! ”

……

Chen Xiaotang said in the back: "Then I'...... Do you want to go in? ”

"You?!" The three girls turned their heads to look at him, "Of course, you have to cover for us!" ”

Chen Xiaotang made a very shy appearance. "That's not good, I've never done anything like this!"

"It's just that you haven't done it, so we taught you to do it!" couldn't help but say, the three girls pulled Chen Xiaotang and walked into the store.

This is an LV specialty store. The items on display inside are all high-end goods. As soon as Ah Duo and the others entered, they felt that the inside was too beautiful, and their eyes were not enough to look east and west. This is simply a woman's paradise, no wonder the dead will nàme drag, nénggou works here, it is really happy to die!

Attracted by these luxury brand-name bags and clothes in front of them, Ah Duo and the others almost forgot that Ziji was going to come in to make shime.

Ah Duo walked over to a new dress. No matter how you look at it, I like it. But as soon as the brand flipped, my mother, 30,000 yuan!

She stuck out her tongue violently.

Ali and Ah Feng couldn't help but touch those brand-name bags with their hands, so soft and soft, friends feel good, and those imposters on the street are not yiyàng!

Just when the three girls were in a state of disengagement, the one with high eyebrows and low eyes saw them, "Don't reach out and touch them!" These are all brand-name goods, can you afford to pay if they are damaged?! ”

The three girls were originally here to take revenge, but now they are yelled at by her like this, and the new hatred and old hatred come together, "Die Sanba, don't look down on us!" ”

"What about you? Do you have the money to buy it? At most, it's just a look! He sneered with his eyebrows raised and his arms lowered.

Ah Duo, they were furious.

I'm really angry.

It's so hateful, those who come to take revenge are ridiculed!

"Die, die!" Splashed the bubble tea directly!

Crash!

A very unlucky woman happened to come over this shihou, and she happened to be splashed.

Everyone was stunned, dumbfounded, looking at this scene that only appears in movies.

The woman who was splashed with milk tea gǎnjiào disaster fell from the sky, originally ziji was going to buy a good dress to attend a friend's banquet, so that there was a chance that director jiēchu was selected for the role, originally ziji was still in a good mood, but now...... It's terrible!

Looking at the hapless customer, Turán realized, "It's them, catch them!" ”

Ah Duo and the others came back to their senses at this time, and immediately ran away!

Chen Xiaotang is not as "naughty" as them, and besides, this matter hǎoxiàng has nothing to do with ziji, so he just stood and didn't move.

Then he realized how wrong it was for Ziji to think like this, because the woman who was splashed with bubble tea seemed to have seen that they were in a group, so Orchid pointed at Chen Xiaotang and said, "You, you're dead!" ”

Chen Xiaotang said in his heart, I was wronged, at most, I just came in to watch the excitement, or was I coerced, but after he saw the appearance of the qingchu woman, he couldn't help laughing.

The woman who was wiping the bubble tea off her face was furious when she saw that Chen Xiaotang was still laughing.

If you do something wrong, this person is embarrassed to laugh? Don't think that I, Wu Junru, am easy to bully if I am not arrogant!

In fact, the reason why Chen Xiaotang laughed was because he recognized her as her laughing aunt Wu Junru.

Most of Chen Xiaotang's understanding of Wu Junru comes from the earliest videotapes, pretending to be ugly and playing crazy in the play. The impression of her is that she is a silly big sister. However, after Chen Xiaotang entered TVB and had a little Jiēchu with Wu Junru, his impression of her changed.

Shihou in the previous life, twenty years ago, Wu Junru was the hottest artist in Hong Kong, cooperating with Zhou Xingchi to create a generation of female clowns in the world; Twenty years later, Wu Junru is still the hottest artist in Hong Kong, and the talk show "Star Classmates Association" hosted by her has been zuoyou in the entertainment process, the most beautiful shihou, but she retired bravely, announcing that she would suspend the show and go home to have children, because she wanted to get along with her children more, and she was also worried that "Changmao (her husband) would turn his face with me". While being a very good wife and mother, it also indirectly maintains the freshness of the show. It makes sense for a person to be red for 20 years, in Chen Xiaotang's view, Liu Dehua relies on diligence, Liang Chaowei relies on acting skills, and Wu Junru relies on her outstanding female survival ability.

Otherwise, how could Wu Junru be popular? Not pretty, not ladylike, not hardworking, and not bad-tempered. Lin Yanni said that when she was young, she loved to have fun, play cards and drink, and when she was drunk, she would lie in someone else's house and sleep for a night, and "others can't talk about me, as soon as I say me, I will turn my face", is such a demon king of the world, with shime standing in this circle for so many years.

Chen Xiaotang thought that her greatest ability was where the wèizhi of zhidàoziji was.

debuted at the age of sixteen, and her appearance was mediocre in the twelfth training class of TVB beauties like clouds, so she chose to be willing to be a green leaf, next to Zeng Huaqian, the most beautiful female classmate in the class, and her share of shime affairs is indispensable; After acting in TV for a few years, she couldn't get on the top, and she worked hard to gain weight and grow meat, becoming the female star with whom Zhou Xingchi cooperated the most; When he was young, he loved Liangzai and liked Du Dewei, but later found that Liangzai was too flowery, so he chose director Chen Kexin, who was not surprisingly short of her, because she was "Pretty Girl No. 1" in his heart. Sometimes, Chen Xiaotang is even suspicious of Wu Junru's signature character, such as unobstructed, hearty and bold, and generous sex are her survival suits, Chen Kexin said that Wu Junru is a serious and nervous mother who doesn't talk much at home.

Wu Junru's other way of survival is to find great people to be friends, her life motto is a proverb: don't argue with successful people, people's success always makes sense, he has 100 points, learn 50 points for you, you will be amazing.

Wu Junru demonstrated the way for ordinary women to survive in the cracks: first we have to find the right lover, then we have to choose the best friend, and finally, we have to find the most suitable wèizhi in different eras.

And in front of him, this future laughing aunt tumbler in the film industry, in front of Chen Xiaotang, was rubbing the milk tea on her face in embarrassment, absolutely embarrassed! (To be continued......)