The giantess couldn't sit still, scratching her ears and cheeks, and was bored. He yawned widely, grabbed a whole roasted whole lamb on the table, stuffed it in his mouth, and swallowed it all after grinding his sharp teeth for a while.

Xiao Wan horse thief does not understand all Chinese, can understand it, laughs forward and backwards, does not know what to do, and only cares about smoking and drinking. The big boss smiled so narrowly that his eyes narrowed into lines, and he often spit into the golden spittoon several times because he couldn't get up in one breath and beat his chest.

Wei dumb looked at it in his eyes, it seems that the second lady has never smiled since she was a child, and if she doesn't perform hard, the effect will be very small. He threw his burden at Lancelot and said, "Does it hurt to beat you? It hurts, practice! Practice and get beaten, and after you practice beating and beating people, you will be able to take charge of yourself in the future." I'll teach you, learn the machete first. ”

Lancelot: "Practice the knife first?"

"Slash people. I said I didn't dare, practice. Wei dumbly squeezed his right arm: "Especially this arm, you can't do it if you don't have energy, this arm has to be strong, practice, pick, take a knife, and split." Generally, this hand grasps, and this hand splits. It's like saying there's a guy here, and you cut him like that with a knife. When you first start practicing, don't do this, you hold a piece of noodles. Wei Mubai made a dough shaving motion.

"Did you have a pot in front of you when you practiced?"

Wei Mubai pretended to think and nodded deeply: "Hmm." ”

"Well, that's a knife-cut face, you know? ”

Hah-

The second young lady's broad shoulders shook suddenly.

Everyone put down the food and drink in their hands and looked at the giantess's expression in unison.

I saw her chewing a sheep's head in her mouth, her eyes became blank, her face seemed to be cramping, and the corners of her mouth trembled. He slurred his words and said, "Ha-knife face--slashing people-"

Wei Jinxian said in ecstasy: "Old, it has worked, the second lady has a feeling of wanting to laugh." ”

The big boss was also overjoyed, and urged the guard to say dumbly: "Cough-cough-hurry, keep talking, don't stop." ”

Wei Mubai saw that hope was ahead, and he threw his burden harder and said: "Practice, I practice this in my uncle's unit during the day, and the two of them practice together." Practice knives during the day and palms at night. ”

"How do you practice this palm?"

"My uncle has a practice room, I can't see it, it's full of smoke. The beaten people are all lying down, naked, and my uncle wraps his hands with a handkerchief, for fear of hurting people. Wei Mubai made a movement of rubbing his back in a similar way: "Perform gong and luck palms, ha! Ha! Those who are beaten and begging for mercy, everyone is shouting, heh!

Lancelot complained: "Your job is to shave noodles during the day and help people take a bath at night." ”

"Ha-" The giantess twitched again, dropped the roast sheep in her hand, and said strangely to the eldest brother, "Big brother, I feel a little uncomfortable, and my stomach hurts a little. ”

The weak body of the big boss stood up from the tiger skin bed, and slowly comforted: "What you want to do now, just do it with your heart." ”

"It's so fun, shaving noodles during the day and taking a shower at night...... Ha...... Hahahahaha

Wei Jinxian burst into tears: "Abba, not only do I not have to be a duck, but I, Wei Jinxian, am going to make a fortune." ”

Wei Mubai also breathed a sigh of relief and said, "It's done." ”

Although the giantess smiled with a hideous face, her facial features were almost crowded, and she was as ugly as a goblin in a dungeon, but in the eyes of the big boss, she only saw an innocent little girl, who was finally able to overcome her heart disease and laugh calmly, he was full of emotion, and said to Wei Mubai: "Mr. Wei, for twenty years, you are the only capable person who can make my little sister laugh." ”

Wei Jinxian was overjoyed, and had already begun to swing and dance to celebrate: "Come on, open the wine jar, put on music, and welcome Xiao Wan's new aunt Wei dumb white." ”

The horse thieves were originally good deeds, and they cheered one after another, and the scene was even more lively than the birthday celebration.

Wei Dubai looked at the second lady who was smiling like a ball of Roshan, and a line of tears flowed through. Wei Dubai stretched out his hand to wipe it away: "Old and young, if you don't die, there will be a blessing in the future, don't cry and cry, it's very unlucky." ”

"If you don't die, there must be a tank, how can you let me drive this car?"

"What are you arching a tile cake? ”

The big boss rubbed his hands: "Come on, change Mr. Wei into the groom's official wedding dress, today is also an auspicious day for my little sister to get married." ”

Wei Dubai stretched out his hand: "Wait!"

The big boss had murderous intent on his face, and said gloomily: "You don't want to?"

"No, it's just that I don't dare to ask for credit, in fact, this show ......" Wei mute Bai jumped back, pointed at Lancelot and shouted: "It's him, it's him who thinks about it alone!"

Wei Jinxian covered his face with one hand: "I'll fall!"

Lancelot never expected that Wei Dubai would betray his companion shamelessly at a critical moment, and said hurriedly: "Ronin without credit! ”

Wei Dubai insisted: "You still want to deny it, it's clearly the script you wrote, the big boss, if you don't believe it, search him, the script is still on him." ”

Lancelot was shocked, and subconsciously reached into the pocket of his coat, but actually took out a few pieces of paper with crooked handwriting.

"Wei dumb white, you are framing the blame!" Lancelot cried and laughed: "Cunning ronin. ”

The big boss leisurely looked at the farce in front of him, and said slowly: "Don't fight, Xiaowan doesn't have monogamous rules, come here, take one more set of wedding clothes, and the two of them will marry the little sister together." ”

"Also...... And this kind of operation......"

Wei Jinxian laughed and said, "You two have become brothers-in-law, and you will laugh at your father and me." ”

At this time, the bearded flag master noticed that something was wrong: "Big boss, the second lady is a little wrong, she ...... She was still laughing. ”

It turned out that the giantess had been laughing for more than a quarter of an hour without stopping, her fiery red hair dancing up and down with her huge body, like a crazy flame burning and jumping, and the movement was getting bigger and bigger.

The bearded banner lord said in horror: "If you continue to laugh like this, the cave mansion will be about to be shattered by the second lady." ”

"Hahaha--shave--rub-bath-so interesting-" The giantess laughed incessantly, her voice from crisp and sharp, to low and muddy, like a demon. Whatever he grabbed with both hands and threw it, in the chaos, the two little guys were also implicated and knocked away, hit the stone wall and broke the blood, and died in an unknown way.

Wei Jinxian calmed down: "Don't panic, everyone, the second miss just wants to make up for the share that she hasn't laughed for nineteen years." ”

"You're the best at. Wei pouted.

"If you don't say a word, you won't die. Wei Jinxian tugged at the placket of Wei's dumb white coat and said, "Hurry up and find a way to make the second lady stop, otherwise things will be a big deal." ”

The giantess had two huge bodies, and she made a carp in the cave, turned over and stood up, slammed her fists on the ground, and all the tables in the cave were shaken, her eyes were bloodshot with laughter, her voice was no longer distinguishable between men and women, and she was still panting and laughing: "Laugh at me, laugh at me, hahaha." Then he punched the stone wall with his right hand, and the whole fist was not in the stone wall, and he grabbed a craggy boulder and threw it at the people in the cave. The fast runner picked up a small life, and ran out of the main cave in a panic, and the flesh and blood that ran slowly flew sideways, and was crushed into a meat patty on the spot.

"It's really big, the second lady laughed and went away. Wei said dumbly.