Chapter 1 Ninety-Nine: Crow's Mouth

"Listening to your tone as if you have been encountering such things all the time, are you sure that what you will say next?" Gu Xiangyu felt that Qiao Nan was a little self-conscious, after all, he was not a zombie, how could he know what the zombies were thinking?

"I'm not a fortune teller, how can I be so sure of what's going to happen next? I'm just guessing, guess understand? Qiao Nan was idle and bored, and quarreled with Gu Xiangyu again.

"Why do I want to whip you every time you're done?" Gu Xiangyu asked with an eyebrow.

"Hey, because I owe a pump? What about under-pumping? How many more slaps can you slap me? You're not my mother. Qiao Nan said happily.

Looking at the other party's obscene and cheap look, Gu Xiangyu gritted his teeth and said, "I'm not your mother, but I can still pump you!" Don't mess with me! Or you'll have your face as big as your ass right away! ”

"How do you speak? Can we still play together? Besides, you big girl, don't always say those vulgar things, okay? It shouldn't be called an ass, it should be called a buttocks! ”

Gu Xiangyu, who couldn't bear it, was about to have a seizure, but Qiao Nan stepped on the accelerator suddenly, and the car rushed forward quickly.

"Are you crazy! Isn't rushing over now looking for death? Gu Xiangyu thought that the other party was stimulated, and he couldn't think of doing something stupid.

"You're a crazy woman, don't worry, I've already thought about it, create a mess for these zombies now, and there may be a lot fewer zombies blocking us at that time, it's better than sitting still, right?"

Qiao Nan stepped on the accelerator to the bottom and drove towards a small number of zombies. The actions of the two of them broke the peace around them at once, and all the zombies moved their hands.

Some zombies rushed directly into the opponent's camp, hugging the opponent and biting it, but they were immediately besieged and instantly shattered.

However, when the other zombies rushed over, the group of zombies fighting in front of them were attacked again, and they were soon drowned in the sea of corpses.

The method of zombie fighting is very simple, it is mainly based on biting, and it is basically to win by quantity. Qiao Nan's guess was not wrong, except that after being besieged by hundreds of zombies at the beginning, it didn't take long for these zombies to become food for other opponents.

So the zombies in this unlucky camp had no choice but to start a counterattack, and they couldn't take care of Qiao Nan and them at all.

All the way out of the encirclement. Qiao Nan didn't dare to stop at all, and after rushing along the highway for half an hour, he asked Gu Xiangyu, "Is it safe?" Are there any zombies coming? ”

"It's been a long time since then, it's safe now, look at you sweating profusely, are you afraid of this?" Gu Xiangyu wiped the sweat of the other party with the broken towel in the car.

"Where to wipe it? I can't see the way! Don't get in the way here, it's just not far out of the city, and the surroundings are very unsafe, in case you run into zombies along the way, it will be troublesome! ”

Qiao Nan pushed Gu Xiangyu's hand away, but saw that the other party was actually stunned, and couldn't help but chuckle in his heart, thinking: You won't really let yourself be right, right?

"Oh my God! I'm going crazy! You're such a crow's mouth! Is it that accurate? The checkpoint in front of you is full of zombies, do you still want to break through? Gu Xiangyu is also drunk, and the words in the other party's mouth are always good and bad.

"Don't worry. Let me think about it, I remember that there was a place on this highway that collapsed in the rain, and it was just enough to go around a path in the mountains from there, and we just went around the path, and it was impossible for every checkpoint to be guarded by zombies, right? Qiao Nan thought for a while and said.

"Shut up! Can you say something good? Gu Xiangyu immediately stopped the other party.

The car turned around, Qiao Nan drove back for about ten minutes, and sure enough, he saw a landslide, and the steep mountain itself became a 45-degree slope, and the car could barely drive up.

Swaying all the way up the mountain, Gu Xiangyu felt that he was about to fall apart. It wasn't until I got on the trail that it was a little better.

It's a potholed dirt road lined with weeds, and it's clear that very few people pass by.

"Qiao Nan, you are really a jack of all trades, you know such a small path. Are you sure you can get around the highway from here? Gu Xiangyu asked.

"Cut, I know a lot of things, I walked this road once when I was a child, it's been almost twenty years, and I still remember it very clearly, the border between the two cities is in front. After that, we went to another city, and if it went well, we could reach Yanjing in one day at most. Qiao Nan said confidently.

"What if it doesn't go well?" Gu Xiangyu asked suddenly.

"Not going well? It is difficult to say that it is half a month at least or three or five years at most, as long as we don't die, we have hope to reach Yanjing. ”

Qiao Nan has long been ready for a protracted battle, who knows how many things can be encountered along the way.

The car drove for nearly an hour, but Qiao Nan couldn't find the intersection on the highway, the two of them were like ants on a hot pot, after all, it was not a problem if they couldn't get out!

"Haven't you found it yet? Don't you remember it very well? ”

"Don't keep urging it, can't you? Didn't you see that I was busy looking for it? Your eyes are so good, why don't you help me look at it! ”

"Why didn't I star? You don't see my eyes are swollen! You dare to lose your temper at me, don't you? ”

Gu Xiangyu's eyes glared, and Qiao Nan's small eyes immediately narrowed into a line, and he didn't dare to look at Gu Xiangyu again.

"I'm afraid of you, so I can't just drive down the mountain." Qiao Nan had no other way.

"How's that going to work! Don't you see that there is no road ahead? ”

"The road is walked by people, and the living can't suffocate to death! So what do you say? ”

Gu Xiangyu really has no way to go when he thinks about it, so he can't go back, right? She didn't want to run into zombies again, at least there were no zombies here, and her life was relatively safe for the time being, so she could only nod her head and agree.

"That's right! We are now taking the road that others have not taken, and we can be regarded as pioneers here, maybe there will be descendants who will erect a monument for us! Qiao Nan joked with a smile.

"Come on, how can there be anyone in this barren mountain and wilderness, even if someone estimates that they will be eaten by zombies." Gu Xiangyu didn't believe that there were people here at all, because there was no other road except for this trail more than ten years ago.

"You're wrong, zombies aren't smart enough, how could they think of coming here to find humans? So it's safest to hide in the mountains and forests, you see that the urban area has a population of hundreds of thousands or millions, as soon as the zombie virus breaks out, the whole city is finished, and the mountains are different, even if the virus wants to spread, someone has to be not, how can the virus spread if there is no one for one or twenty miles? ”

Qiao Nan said as she drove down the mountain, while Gu Xiangyu didn't want to listen to the other party lifting the bar for her, so she took her mobile phone and listened to music.

"Hey! You're such a loser! Do you know how precious this mobile phone's battery is? You actually use it to listen to music! What a waste! Shame on waste! Qiao Nan didn't care if the other party could hear it, and muttered to himself.

Gu Xiangyu was lazy to take care of the other party, so he just didn't hear it, and he was immersed in the music alone......

"Well, I'm talking crazy woman! Crazy woman? Light rain? Didn't hear? You're an idiot! Qiao Nan found that the other party did not react, so he scolded with a smile.

"You're an idiot! What are you calling me for? Concentrate on driving your car. After Gu Xiangyu removed the headphones, he saluted the other party and continued to listen to the music.

"Hey, I said don't listen to music all the time, chat with me for a while, talk or something, I'm very sleepy, what if I fall asleep and open the ditch?" Qiao Nan said with a yawn.

"You've only been on for a while and you're sleepy, and your spirit is too bad, aren't you?" Gu Xiangyu reluctantly took off the headphones.

Qiao Nan glanced at the other party and said, "You are in good spirits, but you can't drive!" I haven't stopped since I opened in the morning, and I don't even have time to pee. ”

"Cut! Is it that hard to drive? Go to your toilet, I'll drive! Gu Xiangyu volunteered.

"Really? Are you sure you can really drive? Qiao Nan asked uneasily.

"The accelerator, brakes, and steering wheel, aren't they just the same, don't worry."

drove away Qiao Nan, Gu Xiangyu sat in the driver's seat excitedly, while Qiao Nan was a little uneasy, looking back at it step by step.

"Don't look at it, hurry up to your bathroom, remember to close the door!" Gu Xiangyu waved his hand, looking very relaxed.

As soon as he walked to the toilet and pulled the zipper down, Qiao Nan felt that the car was shaking violently.

"What's going on?" Qiao Nan shouted loudly outside the door.

"It's okay, it's just going downhill." Gu Xiangyu's excited voice came from outside.

Gu Xiangyu, who drove for the first time, was very excited, and the accelerator and brake were stepped on together, while the car slid down the mountain due to inertia, and went down the mountain without danger all the way.

"Hey, it's easy!"

As soon as Gu Xiangyu's words fell, the car accelerated and rushed out, if it wasn't for the timely hitting of the steering wheel, I am afraid it would have rushed to the cliff.

"Oh my mom, what's going on?"

As soon as Gu Xiangyu came to his senses with palpitations, he heard Qiao Nan's hurried voice behind him.

"Hit the brakes!"

Gu Xiangyu looked up and saw that the car was about to hit the cliff in front of her, so she slammed on the brakes, but because of her excitement, she mistook the accelerator for the brake, and the car rushed towards the cliff at a faster speed.

Qiao Nan saw that it was too late, so he hurriedly rushed over and hit the steering wheel, and the car rushed over against the cliff.

"It's safe, release the throttle!" Qiao Nan reminded.

"Which is the throttle?" Gu Xiangyu had forgotten that foot was the brake and which foot was the accelerator, and his head was blank.

"Both feet up." Qiao Nan said speechlessly.

"Oh, ah!"

Gu Xiangyu just let go of his two feet, but he screamed violently, Qiao Nan was afraid that the other party would have another accident, so he hurriedly used both hands to pick up Gu Xiangyu and throw it on the co-pilot.

"You do it for me! Stop yelling! Qiao Nan scolded.

Gu Xiangyu hurriedly covered his mouth, and after a long time, he whispered: "You didn't pull the zipper." ”

"What? Be louder! Qiao Nan said angrily.

"You didn't zip up!" Gu Xiangyu covered his face and shouted loudly. (To be continued.) )