Chapter 200: Encountering robbers on the road
The car was instantly filled with embarrassing anger, Qiao Nan hurriedly covered it with his hand, and quickly closed the zipper in a hurry, thinking: It's really embarrassing! Take a deep breath and act as if nothing happened, nothing happened!
After a while, Qiao Nan coughed dryly twice and said to Gu Xiangyu: "That, where are we now?" How did you get to such a narrow mountain road? ”
"I don't know, I drove all the way down the hill to get here." Gu Xiangyu also looked very uncomfortable, and kept looking out of the window, not daring to look at Qiao Nan's eyes.
At this moment, a large stone suddenly rolled down the mountain road, blocking their way.
"Damn, why are you so unlucky? How can a stone fall from a good one? You wait here, I'll go and remove the stone. Qiao Nan said to Gu Xiangyu.
"Hey! Slow down! What if a stone falls again! Gu Xiangyu was not worried about the other party, and hurriedly followed.
The mountain road can only accommodate one car, and this big rock actually landed in the middle of it impartially, and it was difficult to move such a large stone even if it wanted to move.
"No, this stone is too heavy, you go get a crowbar, it's in the trunk." Qiao Nan handed the key to Gu Xiangyu.
After picking up in the trunk for a long time, Gu Xiangyu finally saw an iron rod pressed at the bottom, and pulled it out with great difficulty.
"Is it this one?" Gu Xiangyu shouted at Qiao Nan with an iron rod.
didn't hear Qiao Nan answer, Gu Xiangyu looked up very strangely, but at this time, he saw two ragged men putting knives against Qiao Nan's neck!
"What are you going to do!" Gu Xiangyu roared angrily and rushed over.
"Don't! Stay back! One step closer, we'll kill him! ”
One of the men said excitedly.
"Why are you so excited! Don't you see she's just a woman? Just in time! We haven't touched a woman in over a year! This time it's just the right time to open the meat! ”
Another man with very long hair smiled lewdly.
"Put the iron rod down, come and let us see, as long as you serve the two of us comfortably, I will let you two go, what do you think?" The long-haired man said with a smile.
"Phew! Think beautifully! Look at your bear-like look! The old lady doesn't look down on you at all! And you idiot! Why was he caught without making a sound, so you resisted twice? Gu Xiangyu's fierce expression shocked these two robbers.
Qiao Nan looked aggrieved, and said with a bitter face: "The two of them, and they have knives in their hands." I just thought it was you coming, so I was defenseless, who told you to find something so slow! ”
"Yo, you still blame me! It's not the one who is looking for death! ”
Gu Xiangyu walked over with a big iron rod.
"Stop! Didn't you hear me tell you to stand there and not move! I'll kill him again!" Another man said excitedly.
"Whatever you want. I'm just here watching. Gu Xiangyu leaned on the car and put on a posture of appreciation.
"Okay! You're ruthless! I like it! Have you ever seen this thing? Lao Tzu let you see my two guns, now the first one, and there will be a second one after I help you! The long-haired man suddenly took out a worn-out pistol and aimed it at Gu Xiangyu.
"Liu Daring, you go and tie him up for me!" The long-haired man put the knife on Qiao Nan's neck in one hand. Holding a gun in one hand and pointing it at Gu Xiangyu.
"Brother Huo, we don't have a rope? What do I use to tie her? "The man who was easily excited was quite clever, but when he spoke, he always gave people a stupid feeling, no wonder a burly guy like him would listen to the command of a long-haired man.
"You're stupid! Can't you look for it without a rope? See if there's anything in the car, you can't tear off her clothes and tear them into strips of cloth. "Brother Huo is in command behind the scenes.
"Don't come here! I'm amazing! You want the rope on the car and in the trunk. Gu Xiangyu glared at Liu Daring, and the frightened guy immediately ran to the trunk.
"You crazy woman, don't you have water in your head! If you tell them where the rope is, doesn't that tie us up? Qiao Nan squatted on the ground and listened speechlessly, wondering if this woman's IQ had also dropped because of the fool just now?
"You're just in the water! If I don't give them a rope, they'll tear off my clothes! Gu Xiangyu said with his hands on his chest.
"Huh. Haha, oh my! Help me! How did I meet such a big-chested and brainless fool! Qiao Nan was speechless, don't expect the other party to understand.
"Don't mumble here, you kid, if you annoy me, I'll send you to Hades right away! It's a great place, you see how beautiful it is, we don't care about it! Brother Huo sneered and kicked Qiao Nan to Gu Xiangyu's side.
"Liu Daring, you tied the two of them to me strongly, don't let go later, otherwise it won't be fun." Brother Huo reminded.
"Don't worry. This time it's all tied strongly! Liu boldly pulled the dead knot he tied and said very confidently.
"Very good, carry this woman in, brother, I'll teach you how to play with women!" Brother Huo looked at Gu Xiangyu with lustful eyes. I already have a picture in my mind that is not suitable for children.
"Put me down! You two bastards! The old lady will not let you go! Gu Xiangyu struggled, but she still didn't have the strength of the other party, and Liu Daring threw her directly into the car.
"Lightly! Why do you stupid big man know so much! If you fall stupid, it's not fun at all! Brother Huo scolded Liu Daring loudly, and hurriedly got in the car to see if Gu Xiangyu was in trouble.
"Hey, my little darling! Let me see if you've fallen? Brother Huo had already taken off only a big pair of pants, and his eyes lit up when he saw Gu Xiangyu.
"Get out! The old lady abolished you! Gu Xiangyu flew out violently. Rushing straight to Brother Huo's lifeline, the frightened Brother Huo quickly dodged and was kicked on the ass by Gu Xiangyu.
"Grass! You almost made Lao Tzu surrender just now! Liu Daring! Come here and hold her down for me! Oh no! Tie her legs to me! ”
Brother Huo got out of the car angrily and called Liu Daring up, and the other party held down Gu Xiangyu with three strikes and five divisions by two, and tied Gu Xiangyu's two legs with a rope.
"Yo! Brother Huo, you're done so soon! That's a lot of speed! Qiao Nan outside the car said with a smile.
"Don't give me nonsense! One more word and I'll crash you in no time! No! I'm going to let you see with your own eyes how I conquered your wife! Liu Daring! Get this guy in the car for me too! Brother Huo said loudly.
"Brother Huo, do you want a man too?" Liu Daring looked at each other with strange eyes.
"I want you to be big! Where is all this nonsense! Brother Huo kicked the other party's ass angrily, but Liu Dadao was too strong, and Brother Huo himself was bounced to the ground.
"Brother Huo, are you okay?" Liu Daring hurriedly pulled Brother Huo up.
"Stop talking nonsense! Get him in for me! Brother Huo said in annoyance.
"Brother Huo, hurry up, I'll wait and see, it's windy outside, don't catch a cold if you wear it so thin." Qiao Nan said with a smile, not at all nervous.
"Grandma's! Why can't you get up? Is it because he was scared soft? Don't scare me, brother! Brother Huo jumped and jumped outside, blowing a few hot breaths into his pants from time to time.
At this time, the atmosphere in the car was very strange, and a stupid robber looked at two tied men and women, and this man and woman had a resentful expression on each other.
"It's all your fault! You have to go up the mountain! Well, now you've met the bandits! Fortunately, the old lady is strong enough, if it were a useless man like you, I'm afraid it would have been ** a long time ago! Gu Xiangyu glanced at Qiao Nan resentfully.
"At that time, going up the mountain was something you also agreed to, how could it all depend on me? Besides, it's impossible for me to be a big man, don't worry. Qiao Nan teased.
"Cut, you didn't meet the Ji, otherwise you would have to bend you!" Gu Xiangyu pouted and said.
"I don't know you know a lot! Why didn't you find it before? Qiao Nan said thoughtfully.
Gu Xiangyu was also suddenly stunned when he heard this, and thought: How does this sentence feel so familiar? I seem to have heard people say this before, but I can't remember who said it?
"Huh! Okay guy, I'll see how you settle now. Qiao Nan said with a smile.
At this time, I saw that Brother Huo finally got into the car with a smile on his face, and his expression revealed the confidence of a man!
"Good fellows! You almost paralyzed my brother just now! Well, now Brother Huo, I'm back in the wind! Let your husband learn the skills of the younger brother next to you! Brother Huo said with a wicked smile.
"Something with eyes and no beads! How could he be worthy of me in this way? What an eyeless guy! Gu Xiangyu said dissatisfiedly.
Brother Huo was very happy when he heard this, and asked curiously: "It turns out that he is your lover, you are here to fight in the field!" You're so emotional! Dude, I've been hiding in the mountains for more than a year, and I haven't even met a sow, so I'm very suffocated! ”
"you! This guy doesn't even deserve to be a husband, let alone a lover! You're underestimating my taste! Gu Xiangyu just said casually, these words felt more familiar the more I listened, as if I often heard them in my ears, but I couldn't remember the scene at that time.
"I see! Since it's not a lover, it must be a friend of the guns! Brother Huo slapped his thigh, thinking that he must have guessed correctly this time!
"Wash and sleep, don't make this nonsense." Gu Xiangyu tilted his body, leaned against the car window and closed his eyes to recuperate, and kept thinking about who often said these words in his mind.
"Hey! You didn't take me seriously at all! Brother Huo, I'll give you an overlord now! "Brother Huo was finally angered, and the other party, a little girl, didn't take him seriously! And he's a manly man like him! It hurts his self-esteem so much!
Brother Huo pounced on Gu Xiangyu like a wolf...... (To be continued.) )