Chapter 806: God, Your Old Man Is Also a Foodie?

The young and invincible beautiful girl, the black gas on her body became heavier and heavier, and later, the originally smooth and moist skin began to be gray, red, swollen, and ulcerated!

Later, the ulceration was completely black, and even pieces of skin and muscles that had been completely necrotic fell off and fell to the ground.

No way!

Haoxue can be regarded as studying medicine for many years, and later he is a fellow practitioner of medicine and martial arts, and his nerves have been trained quite tenaciously.

But seeing this terrible scene, I couldn't help but get goosebumps all over my body.

This is the so-called "black devil rotten skin disease"?

Thousands of years later, how did such a terrible illness cause it, this ...... What else is there......

No wonder cancer is not a thing, compared with this terrible malignant disease, cancer, which can live for at least a few months even if it is in the advanced stage, is a fart!

This disease does not need to be deeply understood, just look at the state of the disease, as long as it is not treated within a few minutes, it is almost certain death!

Haoxue doesn't believe that the new human beings can be so bad that they all become necrotic and blackened rotten flesh and fall to the ground, and then this person can still live?

Sure enough, Wan Xiaoyun moved quickly, and the silver needle in his hand was very accurate to identify the acupuncture points, and at the same time sprayed a special potion on the bare skin of the inflatable girl.

"Hmm......"

The girl seemed to let out a painful moan, as if she had regained a little strength to react.

If it weren't for seeing this girl go from shriveled to plump just now, Haoxue couldn't believe that such a person would be able to talk and laugh. A girl who will be sick and in pain is just an inflatable doll.

If this Nima is put on Taobao...... Instant sales champion!

Also looking for a girlfriend with wool!

Wan Xiaoyun's acupuncture techniques, Haoxue also tried to observe and ponder. But it seems to be paradoxical with what he has learned, and he can't fully understand it.

But there is no doubt that he is very skillful, not at all like the level of a school student, and he has a confident momentum when he recognizes acupoints and needles, which is a quality that is generally lacking in medical school graduates now.

Perhaps, and the widespread adoption of such medical dolls. There is a necessary connection.

After a while, the skin on the girl's body gradually stopped necrosis and fell off, and then the festering also stopped. It was as if it was played backwards, and it took less than 10 minutes to finally return to the skin that was moist and shiny.

That's too fast!

The onset is fast, and the treatment is also fast.

This is the rhythm in a thousand years?

Haoxue thought to himself. This burst speed. In the 21st century, not to mention the world-famous traffic jams like Kyoto, even if the dirt roads in the countryside are unobstructed, there is no time to get people to the hospital!

Is there a family doctor on staff?

Haoxue's mind turned slightly, and he understood that the means of transportation a thousand years from now could not be measured by the current gaze!

Maybe it's a weak chicken in the way of flying, is it the instantaneous movement that I pondered before. Can it really teleport living creatures or even human bodies?

"Xiaoyou, hard work. Let's rest! ”

Wan Xiaoyun looked at Professor Ji Mo's expression with some apprehension, and only after he had finished examining the inflatable girl did he press another button.

Then, the girl nodded, and her body quickly dried up, and finally turned into a flat piece of skin, which was folded a few times, about the size of a palm, and carried back into her arms.

I'll it, it's a good thing!

Haoxue looked at this magical high-tech product and admired it more than once.

"Rhubarb, come out and clean up!"

With a whistle, a yellow dog came out of the forest, ate all the dead skin and rotten flesh that had fallen off the ground just now, and then wagged its tail, and ran away somewhere.

...... this forest?

Haoxue was a little surprised, could it be the existence of the back garden of Wan Xiaoyun's house?

How the bird in the tree is a teapot, and the hidden dog is a vacuum cleaner!

It's amazing.

"It's a pity, Xiaoyun, I failed the exam."

I rub, isn't it all cured, and it fails?

Haoxue is the most proud of the medical skills of Butterfly Valley, and he has observed the girl just now, and he has indeed been eliminated by the needle, and he can't see any other symptoms at all.

None of this qualified?

Wan Xiaoyun didn't seem surprised, and shook his head regretfully, "Is the operation too slow?" ”

"yes, it seems you know it yourself. The treatment of black devil rotten skin disease is actually very simple, the only headache is the reaction speed! ”

Professor Ji Mo said solemnly: "According to the speed of the current aircraft, from the onset of illness to the arrival of the doctor, including certain preparations, it can be controlled within three minutes. And it took you a total of 8 minutes and 23 seconds to treat Xiaoyou just now, so I don't need to say more about the rest, right? ”

"I know."

Wan Xiaoyun said in frustration: "After ten minutes, the Black Devil Rotten Skin Disease has the possibility of death, and even if it is cured, it will leave sequelae." The reason why I was able to control it within 10 minutes was because Xiaoyu was by his side and did not think about the flight time. ”

"Next time, try hard, 1 minute and 23 seconds overtime, but judging from the level at which you have just passed the medical exam, it is not bad to do this."

Professor Ji Mo was afraid that he would lose confidence, so he deliberately gave him a word of encouragement.

I...... Depend on!

Haoxue was already dumbfounded.

This Nima was only delayed for less than 1 and a half minutes before being judged to fail?

Don't you want to be so strict!

10 minutes from outbreak to death? Nima, this is placed in our big Kyoto, is it not enough for a traffic light time at an intersection......

A thousand years later, the art of medicine has developed to such terrifying proportions.

However, it seems that the road is one foot high, the magic is one foot high, and the development of the disease does not seem to be slow at all.

It's too awesome, please check the prescriptions that are too backward to read, and solve my little problem here first?

After an exam, Ji Mo picked up his teacup, intending to take a sip first.

Burst!

But an unknown wild bird flew overhead, and a bubble of bird droppings fell, which just fell into the teacup.

Hahaha!

Haoxue was suddenly overjoyed.

I told you two to pretend to be forced to go to the forest to idle nonsense, are you dumbfounded? A thousand years later. I can't prevent bird poop.

"Xiaoyun, you used 100% of the realism of this illusion?"

However, Professor Jimo casually put down the teacup. The words he said made Haoxue dumbfounded.

Dreamland? What's that? Do you mean this forest?

No way! Is it the same as the inflatable doll just now, it's all fake?

Wan Xiaoyun nodded embarrassedly, "I like the forest air when it's 100% real, so ...... This bird is an accident, I'm sorry teacher! ”

"It's fine."

Ji Mo waved his hand nonchalantly and changed a teacup. smiled: "Let's change the environment, the forest has always taken too much oxygen." ”

"Okay."

Wan Xiaoyun answered honestly and slapped the trunk of the tree behind him.

Subsequently. In Haoxue's view, it is simply upside down, and the stars are changing!

The dense forest recedes like a tide. The rest turned out to be darkness so deep that there was no end in sight.

What wild flowers, green grass, beasts and birds? Or disappear in an instant, or change form.

Haoxue seemed to just blink his eyes, and the scene on his phone had completely changed.

Endless starry sky!

This is what it looks like in your phone right now.

In the vast night sky, dotted with stars, two people seem to be sitting on a planet in the void, drinking tea opposite each other.

If the scene in the forest just now was like two hermits sitting and talking, then this scene. It is clearly the true ruler of the universe, and he is guiding the three thousand ......

But this time. Haoxue won't be too frightened by these illusions.

He already knew that neither the forest nor the starry sky were real things.

It can almost be concluded that Wan Xiaoyun and Professor Ji Mo are still in Wan Xiaoyun's house!

It's just that a thousand years later, the virtual environment can turn a room into a variety of scenes at will, with a high degree of realism, and even bird poop can be simulated.

Live in the primeval forest today, and sleep in the sky tomorrow.

The city will play!

Compared with the lifestyle of a thousand years later, Haoxue feels that he is indeed a child who has never seen the world in a remote mountainous area......

He wanted to shout, empty, take the supernatural powers, I want to see what the house will look like after a thousand years, don't fool people with the forest and the starry sky for a while.

But on second thought, I can't say that.

It is clear that this new human called water spinach, or all new humans, attaches great importance to personal privacy.

He was even surprised that he accidentally called his parents' names before, and even immediately reported the matter to the Federal Security Service, demanding a thorough investigation into the cause of the leak.

If he knew now that he could see through his entire home, he would probably be facing a great enemy.

Especially last night, this guy had a conversation with his girlfriend named Xiaofei, Hu Tianhu, although he didn't see it at the time, but people definitely didn't believe it.

You can see it now, but you couldn't see it last night?

In this way, the relationship cannot be handled, and Haoxue still plans to get a prescription from this teacher and student, so he can't be too embarrassed.

"Empty, I can't get that sodium tetravalerate. Can you look again, are there any older recipes, preferably ...... Don't use Western medicine for these chemicals? ”

After connecting the phone, Haoxue could only continue to kneel and beg for an alternative prescription.

Cancer can be solved by fetal vaccines for all of you, but a thousand years ago, it was still very difficult to do.

"Older?"

Wan Xiaoyun also had a dog's expression, thinking that most of the Hao brothers were from an archaeological background.

The prescription search permission, his communication chip was not activated, so he had to ask Professor Ji Mo next to him again.

After a while, Wan Xiaoyun frowned and said, "Brother Hao, the recipe has been found, but this recipe is flawed, and it is not a perfect solution to the problem." ”

Haoxue chuckled in his heart!

Flaw?

It's only because I'm working so hard to fix the defects right now.

In the end, what do you take out is a defective version, so what's the use? It means that to solve the problem of harmless bodies, the only way to solve the problem is through the Western medicine sodium tetravalerate, which cannot be synthesized at all now?

But I heard Wan Xiaoyun say: "This prescription is pure Chinese medicine, but ...... After taking the medicine, in order to detoxify, I need to have diarrhea for three days, which is miserable......"

What the hell?!

Haoxue was instantly excited, and he had diarrhea for three days?

What the hell is this!

You pick up a random terminal cancer patient, ask him if he can cure the cancer after diarrhea for three days, and ask him if he is willing.

Family...... It's strange if I don't beat you, it's obviously bragging!

"This is good! This is good! What herbs do you want, read them to me. ”

After a lot of hardships and eighty-one difficulties, this pure Chinese medicine liver cancer drug formula was finally quietly placed in front of Haoxue.

Star vine, insect flower, split leaf fruit, half-branch lotus, acacia seed, chicken ephedra, snake grass, braised pig's trotters.

Wait a minute!

Haoxue's eyes widened in disbelief, looking at the last item, stunned for half a minute.

"That...... Empty air, I'm serious here, please don't be kidding. Can we find an orthodox prescription? ”

There are many liver cancer patients around the world waiting for their perfect version of the press conference on May 24, which is not a joke!

When the time comes, improve the prescription and add "braised pig's trotters", will you be called "pig's trotter doctor"?

Shame on the rhythm of throwing people into the world!

Wan Xiaoyun said: "This is the most orthodox prescription, since it came out in 2258, it has been the only special drug for the treatment of liver cancer. ”

Year 2258?

Haoxue frowned and calculated, it took three or four hundred years to start doing research in Di Yun's era, and he came up with a braised pig's trotters?

Does this Nima mean that he is ready to give up, and he wants to eat something.

"Brother Hao, when it comes to this version of the prescription, I actually found it very accidentally. I have a historical anecdote here, would you like to hear it? ”

Haoxue didn't speak, and Wan Xiaoyun began to narrate this past by himself.

"Before 2258, this recipe actually existed all along, but there was no final braised pig's trotters. However, there is a major flaw in the previous prescription, that is, the person taking the medicine must meet a condition, which is called the 'harmless body', and if the conditions are not met, the person who takes the medicine will explode and die......"!!

Haoxue shuddered, so until 2258, it took hundreds of years of countless manpower and material resources, but in fact, he still didn't improve the existing prescription one step further?

And what about the pig's trotters?

Wan Xiaoyun continued: "In the year 2258, there was a patient with advanced liver cancer, knowing that he could not meet the conditions of a harmless body, even if there was this prescription, he would already die. In desperation, he decided not to continue to burden his family, and planned to eat his favorite braised pork trotters, and then take this decoction to die early and live early. ”

"But after gnawing two pig's trotters first, and then taking medicine, a few hours passed, and the expected explosion did not appear, but the pain in the body became more and more reduced!"

"This miraculous clinical case alarmed countless medical groups in the world at that time who were committed to the study of flat cancer Longdan, and after such inspiration, the braised pig's trotters were finally added to the prescription, which overcame the problem that has plagued the world for hundreds of years in one fell swoop, and the side effects of Pingcancer Longdan have progressed from explosive death to diarrhea for three days."

I...... Depend on!!!

Haoxue's eyes were dark, and he almost fell to the ground.

The destruction of several worlds, hundreds of years of painstaking research, in the end, the solution to the problem turned out to be just a braised pig's trotter?

My God! Don't...... Are you a foodie too? (To be continued.) )