Chapter 805 Heart-to-Heart Forgetting the New Year Twilight Teachers and Students Are Homosexual?
Regardless of Yu Mori's surprise, Haoxue only cares about one thing: this sodium tetravalerate cannot be produced under the scientific and technological conditions of the 21st century!
This is another discouraging conclusion.
What's more, from the tall tumor pill, all the way down to the perfect version of the flat cancer dragon pill, but in the end it still doesn't work.
The development of science and technology separated by a thousand years does not mean that it can be produced by providing a formula, and various instruments and equipment and technical reserves are not in place. It's like throwing the whole process of modern steelmaking directly to Qiao Feng, and he can't create high-quality steel in his big China in a short time.
Maggi!
Haoxue returned home depressed, but he still had to lower his requirements again, and asked the water spinach if they had a substitute for sodium tetravalerate, and if there was an older version of the pill that flattened cancer.
I took out my mobile phone and called Wan Xiaoyun, but I was pleasantly surprised to find that from last night to now, 10 hours have finally passed, and the video call function has been turned on.
It's a little exciting!
No one has ever seen what the world will look like a thousand years from now, and I have the privilege of being a sneak peek.
Now, it's time to witness the miracle!
Haoxue dialed the number and directly selected the video call mode.
Ah, the forest!
As soon as the video was connected, Haoxue was stunned.
Wan Xiaoyun was still at home just now, he just ran a trip to Huitian Group, and there was no traffic jam in the morning, and it didn't take an hour to go back and forth.
Why did you suddenly run into the primeval forest now?
Endless trees, low bushes, blooming unknown wildflowers, and even birds perched on trees. Occasionally, a short chirp appeared clearly on the screen of Haoxue's mobile phone.
What the hell is it just doing?
Haoxue then saw that the object of his video call was a water spinach. That is, Wan Xiaoyun, who was sitting in the shade of a towering giant tree at this moment, and opposite was a kind old man.
Is this Professor Jimo?
Haoxue thought to himself that this new human being is too capricious!
Isn't it just that the means of transportation are a little more powerful, why are you two running to the forest to play the atmosphere in this short time?
If this Nima is a female teacher, I can understand a little bit if she is a teacher-student love or something.
But Professor Timo is clearly an old man.
What is it called?
Heart-to-heart forgetting the twilight of teachers and students homosexuality??
Wan Xiaoyun is forty-two years old?
Haoxue zoomed in a little on the phone screen. Looked at the young man in the picture.
It's clear that he looks like a college student!
It looks a little younger than himself, why is he forty-two, if this way of maintaining beauty is passed on to modern times. Women all over the world have to go crazy, even worse than jade bee jelly!
Looking at Professor Ji Mo again, it is said that he is already 200 years old, but he looks like an ordinary university professor about 60 years old. Wearing a pair of glasses. Sven's.
"Xiaoyun."
Ji Mo sat on a stone, looking like a worldly master, frowned and asked, "Where is your friend just now?" How can there be such good cooking! But why did he look for those ancient recipes from hundreds of years ago, could it be that he was an archaeologist? ”
"At first I thought he was an archaeologist."
Wan Xiaoyun sat on a tree stump and said with a wry smile: "But he said that he was from a distant satellite city, oh yes, the word he used was...... Remote mountainous area? Teacher, do you know? He even had a communication chip that was a model from hundreds of years ago, so he could only send me something. I can't get it myself! Do you know which satellite city is so backward? ”
"I haven't heard of it."
Ji Mo shook his head and said: "Since the start of interstellar immigration hundreds of years ago, the planets of the solar system have gradually become satellite cities, and the Federation has not fully disclosed how far it has developed now. And limited to the current scientific and technological means, the communication between satellite cities is not too frequent, so ...... Perhaps this backwardness will also exist. But how can he contact your communication chip, you have to verify it multiple times! ”
"I don't know."
Wan Xiaoyun spread his hands and said helplessly: "He seems to know a lot of things about me, and I suspect that my personal information has been leaked for some reason." I've already submitted this matter to the Federal Security Service, and I hope to give me an answer sooner. ”
"Teacher, drink tea."
As if he didn't plan to mention more about personal information, Wan Xiaoyun didn't change the topic too subtly.
I rub, where is the tea?
Haoxue looked at the empty forest, except that the two of them were dressed a little out of tune with the environment, there were no modern furnishings at all, and it was almost the same to drink tree sap, where did the tea come from?
But the next moment, Haoxue's eyes widened in surprise!
As the water spinach did not fall, on the land between the two of them, which was originally a clump of grass, a delicate coffee table appeared out of thin air, with a few teacups on it, which looked crystal moist and not like ordinary products.
No way! This Nima is high-tech!
Bringing a tea set with you?
Haoxue seriously re-examined the water spinach, did he have any space rings or something like that.
Otherwise, where was such a big coffee table just now, and how did it emerge from the void?
The technology from the future is really unimaginable, and it looks so mysterious.
However, the unthinkable is just beginning.
After Wan Xiaoyun summoned the coffee table, he stretched out his hand, and just now Haoxue saw a bird perched on the tree and singing in a low voice, and when it reached the top of the teacup, his body tilted slightly, and spit out a stream of water from the bird's beak, which fell into the cup impartially, and suddenly rose hot!!.
Although you can't smell the aroma of tea, you can look at the color, this should be the tea soup that has been brewed.
Haoxue seems to have 10 million grass and mud horses whistling past in his heart, which is also too cool!
Sitting opposite each other in the boundless forest, hiding the coffee table in the void, and turning the birds into teapots, all of them are the same means as immortals!
If this Nima is put in modern times, which pretending to be a convict has mastered a full set of techniques and used to pick up girls, even Ma Yun's daughter who has not come out of the cabinet can't withstand this dazzling offensive!
But now the boy of water spinach is actually used to soak the old man......
Tyrannical Creatures!
"Teacher Ji, being idle is also idle. Take a test? ”
Haoxue had already diverted his attention, staring at the tree desperately, this was a teapot that turned into a bird. Or a bird that can be a teapot?
However, as soon as he heard this, he secretly said again.
A thousand years later, in the exam, it is customary to pull the teacher into the deep mountains and old forests, make tea first, and then apply for the exam?
Whether this is a bribe or a threat.
The exam passes, and you drink tea. But do you still want to get out of this forest alive......
Brainstorm it a little. I just feel like the eggs hurt.
But Professor Jimo nodded as a matter of course, and just asked, "Are you ready?" My pharmacology exam questions are not easy. ”
Haoxue can't care about studying the teapot bird or the bird teapot. As a scumbag who has been persecuted by the examination system for more than ten years, I am fortunate to see the examination model after a thousand years, so I naturally have to see it clearly.
Sadly, Nima still has to take the exam after a thousand years. It's dark! Be extremely tragic!
"Teacher. I don't study pharmacology, so I'm not sure. I'm going to pass the doctor-grade acupuncture first, is that okay? ”
Oh? Acupuncture?
This word made Haoxue's spirit lift, I didn't expect that the things handed down by the ancestors would still have strong vitality after a thousand years, not bad!
Even in the era when cancer can be solved with vaccines and an ordinary pill, acupuncture is still a compulsory subject in medical school, and Haoxue suddenly felt that as a graduate of a traditional Chinese medicine hospital. As the inheritor of Butterfly Valley's medical skills, his face is greatly radiant.
"Haha. Yes, you know that your kid has learned acupuncture the best, and it should be the first subject to meet the standards of physicians. If my pharmacology ...... Hehe, I guess you don't dare to challenge either. ”
Ji Mo seems to be a very funny old man, one hundred and fifty years older than the students, and he doesn't have any shelves, and he is very approachable.
I don't know if it's because I ate a good dish just now and ate other people's short mouths.
"I didn't bring a model, do you have it here?"
Ji Mo actually just asked casually, in fact, since Wan Xiaoyun proposed the exam, he must have been prepared.
"Yes."
Sure enough, Wan Xiaoyun took out something from his arms, folded and folded like a swimsuit, opened it and pressed a mechanism on it that he didn't know where.
It's another time to witness miracles!
Haoxue was stunned for a long time, and only felt that the picture performed on the small screen of the mobile phone was more magical than any magic technology blockbuster.
The thing Wan Xiaoyun took out, after triggering the mechanism, rapidly expanded at a speed visible to the naked eye, and soon it was about the same size as a real person.
This is......
Isn't this the girlfriend of the majority of otaku?
Haoxue finally found something familiar to him in the world thousands of years later.
In addition to the way of inflating is a bit tall, it doesn't blow with your mouth but automatically inflats, this is clearly an inflatable doll!
You have an inflatable doll hidden with you, does your Xiaofei know?
However, the so-called miracle is, of course, not just an inflatable doll. That's a fart miracle, just a friend of otaku.
As the inflation progressed, the doll's face plumped up, its hands and feet stretched out, and even its breasts bulged.
Wow, this Wan Xiaoyun is a person who understands life, hide a doll at least Dcup!
Haha, it seems that in the future, I will let him do things for himself, and he won't have to cook every time, so it should be good to use this coercion!
Haoxue decisively recorded this video, see how you go back and explain this Dcup doll to Xiaofei.
But the next moment, Haoxue almost threw the phone on the ground.
After the doll finished inflating, it actually stretched a big lazy waist, blinked its eyes, and its facial expression became rich, and complained:
"I'm going to get a needle again, it hurts to death, can we change to a different exam, and take medicine!"
The conscience of heaven and earth, Senior Hao has grown so big, and for the first time, he feels that his IQ needs to be recharged.
An inflatable doll that can be coquettish, can blink and talk, and complains?
Which country produces it?
Tell me out loud, isn't it that perverted island nation?!
And it seems that the doll still has a memory, because she mentioned the word "again".
Judging from the basic situation, the purpose of this inflatable doll is to meet the medical exam, and it seems that it can be used to replace real people to withstand the medical methods that candidates may not be so reliable.
Even if it is simulated, after all, it is a filled dummy,
Technology, technology!
Is this the power of technology a thousand years from now? Terrifying!
What is the most important thing for a doctor?
It's not a knowledge reserve, it's not a prestigious school, it's experience!
Experience is the most valuable and convincing label for a doctor.
For example, if you have a small disease, of course, you have to find an experienced doctor to see a doctor when you go to the hospital, and you hope to do the operation with "a knife" yourself.
Even if it's the smallest appendicitis, tell you that our hospital plans to let interns practice their hands during this operation, anyway, it's not a big deal, are you willing?
However, no matter how experienced the doctor is, he has also come all the way from raw melons and eggs.
The sick number that was practiced at the beginning, that must exist.
However, with this kind of inflatable doll for medical exams, it seems that the problem can be solved.
It's just that this kind of doll, although the expressions and movements are no different from real people, can the simulation of diseases and the feedback of treatment methods also be highly simulated?
As if to answer Haoxue's question, Professor Ji Mo's gaze became serious.
The medical exam is not a sham, if you pass the test and train an unqualified doctor, he, as the examiner of the corresponding subject, will even be sentenced!
Professor Jimo stretched out a hand and pressed it to the ......
it!
Haoxue shouted in his heart: Let go of that girl!
This Nima, you are an old man in your two hundreds, or do you dare to be a little serious in front of your students?
Just touching a girl's boobs in such a grand manner, even if it's an inflatable, it's too hooligan!
However, Haoxue soon saw that with Professor Ji Mo's ...... Stroking - Touching ...... The girl's chest suddenly lit up with a curtain of light, which was densely covered with handwriting.
Professor Ji Mo skillfully operated a few times, and finally a few big words were fixed on the light curtain on his chest - Black Devil Rotten Skin Disease.
As soon as the handwriting disappeared, Wan Xiaoyun also put away his smile, looked at the name of the disease, nodded solemnly, and began to prepare acupuncture supplies.
Shh
Haoxue still pouted disappreciatively.
The design is very high, and it seems that through the built-in program of this inflatable doll, she can simulate the symptoms of specific lesions, and then treat them, and test the clinical operation ability of students.
But...... Where can't you design a light curtain?
Is it okay to press your forehead? Is it okay to shoulder? Is it okay to have a lower abdomen?
Do you have to design it on that Dcup's chest?
The new humans are the hooligans! Not explained......
Haoxue's complaining continues, but there have been terrifying changes on the screen.
The smiling, cute and cute girl, with the five words "black devil rotten skin disease" disappeared, the smooth skin seemed to begin to be covered with a layer of black gas.
This black aura became more and more obvious, from the face to the limbs, it was clearly visible!
Next, even more terrifying and terrifying scenes were staged in front of Haoxue's eyes...... (To be continued.) )