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Chen Xiaotang appeared on the Oscar red carpet, triggering a frenzy of star-chasing, but his father Chen Fugui and mother Li Shuzhen, who appeared on the red carpet with him, felt frightened. Pen %fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info especially seeing so many blacks, whites, Chinese, and fans who have everything, all of them are crazy and want to rush here, subconsciously Li Shuzhen grabbed her husband's arm, Chen Fugui is rarely so dependent on his wife, he has long forgotten the embarrassment of squatting in the toilet not long ago to reflect, although he is also very frightened, but he is chest up, and strives to make a gesture to protect his woman.

The reporters around who originally focused their cameras on the protagonist Chen Xiaotang began to gossip as soon as they saw the old couple, taking photos wildly while asking privately, "Who are they?" ”

When they learned that the pair of old men turned out to be the parents of the big star Chen Xiaotang, reporters around the world were hot.

"Wow, the parents of the superstar Rafi? It must be very topical! A black reporter thought smartly, and then he opened his voice and shouted, "Ma'am, sir, may I interview you?" ”

Li Shuzhen, who was walking on the red carpet in a panic, suddenly saw a black man yelling at her, and her mouth was so big that she could see her throat and eyes, and she was frightened and put it next to her husband Chen Fugui and said, "Look, what is he shouting?" ”

Where can Chen Fugui understand English, these days he has been studying English by surprise, and most of his time has been spent looking at the uneven figure of the golden cat teacher, and then he was found by his wife and repaired it fiercely, so he reined in his heart and worked hard, but he only learned polite words such as "Goode Maoning" and "Three pills for your mother", like what people are roaring now, he can't understand a word.

"Don't be afraid, whatever he yells. Let's respond to all changes with the same! Chen Fugui said strategically.

The black reporter saw that the other party didn't seem to understand what he was saying, so he yelled in a very lame Chinese: "I'm 'Keyi' to interview your 'Ma'......" Although the words were slurred, the old couple understood that this was a reporter and wanted to interview themselves.

Chen Fugui, who has always been kind and generous, waved his hand and said happily: "Yes!" ”

"Oh yes! Thank God, I've recently learned a few words of Chinese! "Black journalists were inexplicably excited.

Before the other reporters could figure it out, they were preempted by the other party, how can this be?!

And so. The group of reporters burst out and rushed over together to interview the old couple.

Fortunately, the surrounding security personnel moved quickly and stopped the reporters outside.

This sudden scene made Chen Xiaotang, as a son, very frightened, and had to remind his parents. "Stay safe, watch out for journalists!"

But before Chen Xiaotang could finish speaking, the reporters who were allowed to enter the cordon for interviews had already rushed towards him.

"Rafi, how do you feel about attending tonight's awards ceremony?" The reporter from the Los Angeles Times was the quickest and immediately threw out the first question.

I have to give others some face, after all, I still eat in this circle.

So Chen Xiaotang looked at the reporters and said with a smile, "It's the first time I've participated in such a grand awards ceremony." Very excited, thank you! ”

"Excuse me, dear Chen, do you think you can beat MGM, Colombia. Are there many gold medal screenwriters such as Warner Universal? The New York Times reporter was not to be outdone

"I'm sorry, I can't answer this question because I'm not a judge." Chen Xiaotang was very cautious and did not leave room for reporters to use their imagination.

The reporters didn't expect Chen Xiaotang to be dripping. So he immediately turned the question to his parents next to him and asked, "Excuse me." Is this the first time you've participated in such an event? ”

My parents were dumbfounded and asked Chen Xiaotang, "What did he say?" ”

Chen Xiaotang said with a smile: "This reporter friend asked if it was the first time for you to participate in the Oscars? ”

"Of course, this is the first time, especially since I saw so many foreigners, not to mention how nervous I was!" Mom patted her chest and said.

Chen Xiaotang smiled and said to the reporters: "Yes, they are the first time. ”

The reporters brushed up on the quick record, and her mother Li Shuzhen was suspicious and asked Chen Xiaotang: "I said so much, why did you just say it?" ”

Chen Xiaotang: "Be concise and to the point. ”

Chen Fugui next to him: "My son will translate for us, don't worry about it." ”

Next, the reporters asked, "How do you feel about your son's nomination for the Oscar for Best Screenplay?" ”

Li Shuzhen touched her husband and asked him to answer.

Chen Fugui coughed and said: "I feel very excited and honored, this can not help but be the glory of Hong Kong filmmakers, but also the glory of all our Chinese!" ”

"So how do you feel that your son didn't win the Best Actor nomination, that is, the Best Actor nomination?" The reporter asked mischievously.

"This ......" Chen Fugui looked at his son, and then said: "I believe that the eyes of the masses are bright, whether my son is good or not, everyone understands in their hearts, according to our Chinese's words, it is a mule or a horse that comes out to slip away, if someone really plays better than my son, I have nothing to say, but if not, then I can only say that there is a problem with the Oscar review system......"

Who would have thought that the seemingly honest Chinese in front of him would be able to say such words full of dialectical ideas, especially the easy-to-understand sentence "It's a mule or a horse, let's come out and slip", it's just a stroke of genius, but ...... Who the hell is the mule?!

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The reporters arrested Chen Fugui and his wife, just like Columbus discovered the New World, and refused to relax for a moment, asking one question after another, making Chen Xiaotang, who acted as a translator, have a big head, and he never thought that he would be robbed of his glory by his parents.

Thankfully, not far away Mike. Jackson was waving at him, and Chen Xiaotang took the opportunity to ask those reporters to pull his parents and Mike together.

Mike was very polite, especially to old people like Chen Xiaotang's parents, and even he said in Chinese: "Hello uncle and aunt," he said. Tang Tsai and I are sworn friends, welcome to Los Angeles! ”

Li Shuzhen smiled and said in her heart, this black guy is quite good, but he has lost a little weight, like a quail.

Chen Fugui is much more knowledgeable than her, knowing that the other party is the famous pop king in the United States, and immediately said that he will ask him to take care of his family's declining boy Yunyun in the future.

Everyone was chatting happily here, and the reporters who were left aside didn't do it, they came over one by one and asked Mike: "Mike, do you think you can win the Best Supporting Actor award this year?" ”

"Ha, of course I want to, but, sorry, there are some things that I don't think I can do! Hehe! Of course, Mike, the king of heaven, is not fuel-efficient, and said with a smile.

"So do you think there's a good chance?" Of course, the reporters were not willing to let him go like this, and immediately asked a question full of imagination

"Well, you've asked me this question many times, so I'll leave it to you to guess for yourself!" Mike, the king of heaven, laughed evilly and kicked the question back.

"Shit, why are they all so leaky?" The reporters were very unwilling, after all, they waited for a long time in such a cold weather, but they didn't get anything, and they were depressed.

Anyway, time waits for no one, and before those reporters finish their interviews, the Oscar ceremony here is about to start, and many stars have entered collectively, and Chen Xiaotang and they are also walking inside.

Of course, before going in, Chen Xiaotang also greeted Fa Ge, Andy and others and asked everyone to go in together.

The annual U.S. Academy Awards has finally begun.

But seeing the entire award ceremony, the seats were full. Celebrities and celebrities gathered, as the emcee of the famous American talk show host Alan . Stone, even gags on stage, joking that tonight is the night of the world, because the world's superstars are here. Then he talked about how this year's Oscars are different from the past, such as what awards have been added, and what special people have been shortlisted. When he said this, he joked about Mike, the king of heaven, saying: "We all know that this guy is famous for singing, but this time he was nominated for Best Supporting Actor, which surprised us, and our first reaction was...... Is Oscar an unspoken rule?! ”

As soon as these words came out, everyone immediately laughed.

Although Mike, the king of heaven sitting next to Chen Xiaotang, knew that this guy was joking, he couldn't help but complain: "Damn, he actually made fun of me like this, but I rely on my strength, and there are no unspoken rules at all." ”

Chen Xiaotang comforted him: "Don't worry, man, I believe in you." ”

Mike pouted, "You believe me has a hanging, the big guys know we're in this together." ”

Chen Xiaotang was dumbfounded.

Not because of Mike's last sentence, but because of the word "hanging", but then again, the foul-mouthed Mike seems to be more cute.

Sitting on the other side of Chen Xiaotang is the queen Madonna, when she sat in this seat, Chen Xiaotang's mother Li Shuzhen was quite slight, thinking that this foreign girl is so ignorant, I didn't see us running all the way to cheer for my son, you don't stand aside, let me sit with my son, this is good, you sit next to him in a fart, let me and the boss watch the fire across the river?

Chen Xiaotang was very embarrassed, according to his meaning, he wanted to sit with his family, but according to the rules of the Oscars, it was more convenient for them to get together as a crew. Helpless, Chen Xiaotang had no choice but to smile bitterly at his parents, hoping that they could understand.

Li Shuzhen pursed her lips and said in her heart, pretending to be pitiful, sitting with such a beautiful golden silk cat, I guess I would have forgotten my mother!

Dad Chen Fugui secretly gave a thumbs up, amazing, son, the famous diva Madonna is soaked! Win glory for the country, come on!

Chen Fugui, who has always adhered to traditional thinking, is rarely open-minded.