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On stage, Oscar host Allen. Stone continued to break the news about the troubles of those big-name stars, such as how Schwarzenegger did hormone fitness, Marlon Brando has a penchant for lying under the cow and drinking milk directly, and the Hollywood tough guy Stallone Shihou who went to school and the fat man in the class can't beat it, etc. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info made those celebrities cry and laugh.

It wasn't until after ridiculing many stars that the host Stone announced the start of the awards.

"Alright, let's get down to business" "The novel chapter is updated the fastest. First of all, welcome everyone here again, it will be a pleasant and exciting night for all of us, and here is the first guest of honor, oh yes, the first golden man is the best costume design award, and below we have the beautiful and charming Lisa. Miss Brightman! ”

Lisa. Brightman, although it is a name that Chen Xiaotang has heard of, but she is indeed very charming, at least seventy-five centimeters tall, half-exposed round shoulders, sexually ~ sensual thighs walked up to the microphone shihou, Chen Xiaotang even saw her buttocks disproportionately high, and the men at the scene whistled loudly.

"Is clothing a beautiful embellishment, the embodiment of sexuality ~ sensuality or solemnity? You have to be familiar with history, geography and most importantly, you have to be proficient with scissors. ”

Lisa. Brightman's voice wasn't very good, a little hoarse, but her words made everyone laugh, and with her gestures, everyone looked at her chest, well, of course, not to see if her boobs were big enough, but what she was holding in her hand was the list of winners.

"There are a lot of good fashion designers in Jeon Shijiè, like Armani. For example, isied, but alas, their stage is no longer here. Hehe, there are 5 films nominated, but there is only one winner......" Her blue eyes looked down the stage, and finally stopped at MGM's camp, and whispered, "The winner is "The Room with a View" Ruth. Pravel! Congratulations, the Golden Man who won the Best Costume Designer! ”

To say that MGM, which has always been for commercial profit this time, is also a big deal, and dares to shoot such a literary movie. In the industry, it is a typical "losing money and making money". But on this note. The shouting of others is earned. MGM people exhale and raise their eyebrows, as open? ahref='/txt/15980/4201449/'>. The company's boss was overjoyed, so when the ziji people went up to receive the award, the company boss bit his cigar and waved to the media frequently, looking like a wind ~ no limit.

I'm looking at the award-winning Ruth. Pravel. I heard the host call Ziji's name. Excitedly trotted all the way and went straight to the stage.

At this moment, everyone looked at the red-faced winner, looking forward to what he was going to say next.

It's very simple, because this guy is the first winner tonight, and he is the lucky one who won the first prize, so many people feel envious.

After a hesitation, Ruth, who won the award on stage, finally raised his head. Looking at the side of the MGM boss, he said gratefully, "Thank God I will get this award tonight!" Let's be honest. I should thank a lot of people for this shihou, but ......" he paused, and then said loudly: "However, I should be most grateful to my boss, because if it weren't for his trust in me and some detailed guidance on me, I would never have designed a beautiful costume, thank you, boss, thank you to all the gentlemen and ladies of the jury, thank you!" ”

"Well, Mr. Ruth is probably a little excited, but I promise he won't be so excited next year today." Host Stone walked up again, "Shhh, not because he won't win again, but because after going through this award, he will become very immune to winning again; Just like me, yiyàng, I used to be very excited to host the show for the first time, but now, numb...... Of course, it's my legs, not my mood, that numbs, and I love hosting the industry! If Ruguonénggou moves a chair for the host, it will be even more perfect! ”

"Hahaha!" People laughed off the stage.

Until the laughter fell, the host Alan. Stoneware said: "You can take a look at zhouwéi, ten years ago, it was so luxurious and spacious here, and the Oscars were just pure filmmakers entertaining themselves, but now, we can proudly say that our American Oscars have become an indispensable luxury feast in the world, because ...... This is Hollywood! ”

"Okay, let's move on to the awards, the best documentary is awarded, and now James, please? Mr. Rand, by the way, I forgot to remind him, please walk faster, don't race with snails! ”

In the midst of the laughter in the room, an old and fat white? ahref='/txt/15980/6756114/'>. The man walked up, just looking at his size, this old man was definitely not less than one hundred and eighty pounds.

"Ahem, well, I'm sorry." The old man looked serious, looked at the fans below, and then wiped Ziji's round belly, and whispered innocently: "Actually, I'm not fat, in our hometown of Texas, where fat is beautiful, and I, because I'm too thin, will be driven to Hollywood!" ”

"Haha......"

This time, everyone laughed even harder, many beauties even laughed with tears, and the queen Madonna even laughed and leaned on Chen Xiaotang's shoulder.

Chen Xiaotang coughed a few times, wanting to push her away, so many people watched bijing, especially Ziji's mother's gaze can simply kill, if she goes back and says that she leaked her mouth, it is estimated that Weng Meiling, Guan Zhilin and many other girlfriends will be punished.

But Madonna rubbed hard against him, glancing at Sister-in-law Zhen from time to time.

Li Shuzhen fènnu, what do you mean, isn't this robbing my son with me in person, or so? ahref='/txt/15980/6434610/'>. The foreign woman is so shameless!

Fa Ge, Liu Dehua, Zhou Xingchi, Liang Chaowei and others watched this scene, one by one, you look at me, I look at you.

Fa Ge: Amazing, this Madonna is actually stuck with Tang Zai!

Liu Dehua: Is this a scene, or is it real?

Zhou Xingchi: This woman is so sassy!

Liang Chaowei: Bunker!

……

Just when Chen Xiaotang was embarrassed, shihou, on the stage. The big fat man finished joking, and then said, "Okay, okay." I'll admit I'm fat, well, it's up to me to announce the best documentary...... Well? It's not the best director, oh god, I said, I'm only going to give the best director. Have I been deceived by them? ”

This fat old man of shihou seemed quite serious, hǎoxiàng was really deceived yiyàng, everyone laughed so much that their stomachs hurt, and they saw that everyone had laughed enough. So, he also began to present the award: "Next, I announce ......"

In the end, the best documentary was successfully awarded to "Women for America, for Shijiè".

"I'd love to ask you a question...... "When the fat old man went down." Moderator: Alan. Stone is out again. He looked at everyone who all looked inexplicable, made a cautious look, and asked, "Do you think I'm handsome?" ”

Seeing that the méiyou person replied, Stone looked very sad, and said with a pout: "I always thought that Ziji was one of the most handsome guys in the Hollywood hosting industry, but today compared with the handsome men and women here, I found out that Ziji is just an ugly duckling!" But there is no guānxi. The ugly duckling will also have shihou that turns into a swan, as for the shimeshihou. Then it depends on the skills of our dear makeup artists. ”

"Haha......" At this moment, everyone finally reacted, and they all laughed again, and Chen Xiaotang was also very impressed by this Stone's eloquence, and thought to himself, he is worthy of being a famous talk show host in the United States, flexible and flexible, and directly led the topic to makeup, and it seems that the next thing to be awarded is the Oscar for Best Makeup.

Sure enough, after the audience finished laughing, the host Stone continued to laugh: "For us outsiders, tonight is a happy night, but for filmmakers, this night is a night of tension, loss or happiness, well, but don't worry, don't cry, because as long as you don't cry, the rest of the nàme will be easy to do, and it will be handed over to our makeup artist." ”

After he said these words, he yelled: "Welcome to our famous American makeup artist, Ms. Susanna, who has been shortlisted seven times and won the Best Makeup Artist Little Golden Man Award four times!" ”

"Papai ......" For this kind of respected seniors and god-level figures, all the people gave her warm applause, and this grandmother-level god who is said to be seventy-two years old is also worthy of being a professional makeup artist If she is not a person of her age, it seems that she will definitely be reduced to the age of thirty, because even if she looks like she is only in her forties now.

"No, is it the American version of Tianshan Tong's grandmother?" Chen Xiaotang couldn't believe it in her heart, a seventy-two-year-old woman still looked charming.

"There are a lot of people who ask me the same question......" Suzanne smiled charmingly, yes, it's charming, because you can't see yidiǎn Xian Lao's difāng at all. "Everybody asks me, Grandma Susanna, oh no, Aunt Susanna, no, Sister Susanna, how do you take care of it?" she said. ”

Everyone was laughing, because everyone felt that Suzanne really didn't look like an aunt, just like a mature and plump beautiful woman.

"I said to them, it's very simple, as long as you pay attention to your diet, pay attention to rest, oh, of course, and do more exercise, but don't think about it, I'm talking about aerobic exercise like yoga......"

"Haha......" This time everyone burst into laughter again, and Susanna, the creator of this joke, opened the envelope in her hand with a smile, and then waited until everyone was quiet, then smiled and looked at the phalanx of the crew of "Alien Sequel", nodded lightly, and said: "Originally, the makeup of "Field Platoon" was also very distinct, but it's a pity that ......" Suzanne shrugged Ziji's fragrant shoulders that still looked very round, and then continued: "The best makeup artist is " Alien sequel. Charlison, welcome everyone! ”

"The Alien Sequel" actually won the makeup award, which is quite interesting." Chen Xiaotang looked at this John. Charleson walked up to the podium amid whistles and cheers, and smiled inwardly.

This John Charleson gave a very concise speech, only one sentence: "Sister Suzanne has always been responsible for beautifying people in the makeup industry, on the contrary, how ugly I am, such as this alien ......!" ”

After succinctly delivering his acceptance speech, the host Stone took the stage again and said: "Look at how humble our Academy Award winners are, 'I'm only responsible for making people ugly', hehe, what I want to say is that it's hard to make people beautiful, but it's even harder to make people ugly!" Isn't it? ”

"Of course, for example, I'm so handsome, so it's even more difficult to be ugly, and God can prove that it's not my fault that I'm handsome! You're right?! Stone said with a look of repentance.

"Shhh......h

"Oh God, I'm so sad that I can't tell the truth and be booed like this by you...... You've disappointed me so much, okay, I'm going down, and the stage will be handed over to our American Film Institute President, Mr. Ace, who will present us with the Best Supporting Actor Award that will make many actors blush, everyone welcomes him! ”

This year's Oscar for Best Supporting Actor competed for five films, namely MGM's "Field Platoon", Warner Films' "Hannah Sisters", Universal's "The True Color of Money", and Columbia's "Top Gun" and Fox's "League of Assassins".

Among them, Fox is a subsidiary of Magic Shadow Entertainment, and it is also the only large company with the banner of a big Hollywood studio, but it is run by Chinese. Jackson, in the United States and even in the whole Shijiè, has a super high reputation, so before the Oscars began, all the news media gave the most attention to the participation in this play.

Now that the host announced the start of the Best Supporting Actor awards, the atmosphere at the entire awards ceremony became tense.

"It's finally time to start the ring!" Chen Xiaotang glanced at pángbiān?ahref='/txt/15980/5079771/'>.

Mike, the king of heaven who has always been accustomed to strong winds and waves. Jackson breathed nervously for no reason, and when he saw Chen Xiaotang looking over, he shrugged his shoulders and said, "I thought ziji wouldn't be nervous, who is zhidào...... Up to, what the hell? ahref='/txt/15980/5642519/'>.Glory! ”

Madonna on the other side of Chen Xiaotang lay on Chen Xiaotang's body and shook Mike's hand across him, which can be regarded as the diva's encouragement to Mike.

In the eyes of some well-intentioned people, this scene is not the same thing.

Mother Li Shuzhen snorted coldly: This foreign girl has started eating my son's tofu again!

Dad Chen Fugui: Top, this foreign woman is the initiative!

Fa Ge and Andy: I pick, this woman is not simple! (To be continued.) )