This sound startled Lin Xiaohu, and when he looked at it again, a fat-headed and big-eared monk had slowly walked out of it, wearing a half-new earthy yellow outfit, which could not be said to be solemn, but with a few red spots on his big bald head, there was always a little bit of the temperament of a monk. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

Lin Xiaohu said in his heart, I want to burn incense, but the cheapest incense also costs a hundred, let alone high incense? Gao Xiang has to start with three hundred, right? I don't know who set this price, the people in the Municipal Price Bureau are all dry hair, watching these Buddhist monks wield big knives and angrily cut us poor people who are struggling in the red dust?

Deciding to deceive the old monk, he said, "Ah, this...... The incense has already been applied, elsewhere. The fat monk walked to the threshold and looked at him with a bitter and hateful expression, as if Lin Xiaohu had brought him a lot of grievances, and said in a deep voice: "Elsewhere is elsewhere, this is here." Stick incense, kneel down and kowtow, and the Three Holy Bodhisattvas will bless you. Lin Xiaohu looked at his *leather expression and became angry, deliberately following him, and said: "I'm not used to breaking people's heads......" The fat monk's fat triangular eyes widened suddenly, and he shouted: "Donor, it's not good for you to say this......"

Lin Xiaohu knew that he was at a loss, so he quickly turned around and left, and before he took two steps, he saw a yellow shadow flashing in the oblique thorn, and his right wrist had been firmly buckled, so shocked that Lin Xiaohu's heart fluttered and jumped to his throat, and when he looked back, it was the fat monk with a wide mouth and eyes like copper bells. Lin Xiaohu was taken aback, wouldn't what he said just now make him angry, is this to catch himself Haibian?

Due to some reasons, Lin Xiaohu didn't want to make trouble in the temple, and looked at the monk with a smile, hoping that he could look at his not too ugly face and give a face to let himself go, who knew that the fat monk waved his head viciously and said: "Donor, follow me!" In an instant, the clouds had pulled him into the hall and sat down at the small wooden table against the wall on the right side of the hall.

Lin Xiaohu regretted in his heart why he ran to this temple to find bad luck?

The monk put Lin Xiaohu's palm facing up on the table, did not relax, and sneered: "The incense can not be used, but it must be counted." ”

Lin Xiaohu said: "I don't believe in those gods and ghosts......"

The fat monk said gloomily: "* Li is the crystallization of the wisdom of ancient masters, what does it have to do with gods and ghosts?" People in the United States of America, England, and France have physics, chemistry, and astronomy, and call it science: but in our country, what is science? I'm telling you, arithmetic is science. ”

Lin Xiaohu had never heard this kind of argument, and he was stunned for a while. The fat monk put on a posture like a teacher, and taught earnestly: "Gods and ghosts are superstition, you can not believe it: but fortune telling is science, how can you not believe it?"

Lin Xiaohu couldn't cry or laugh, and looked stupidly at this monk who extended divination to science. The fat monk pressed his hand with his left hand, pointed with his right hand, and said, "Donor, let me ask you, you said that there are so many people outside that I don't pull, why did I take a fancy to you at a glance and pull you over?"

Lin Xiaohu said bitterly: "Because I look stupid and easy to deceive!" The fat monk sighed and shook his head, and said, "Until now, you still refuse to believe the poor monk. ”

Lin Xiaohu said: "I'm afraid of being deceived." Now how many people are not liars?" The fat monk said, "If you say so, I'm not angry with you." Maybe you and I are destined, so I will teach you how to distinguish between a pigtail liar and a real master before I tell you a fortune. ”

Lin Xiaohu was amazed and said, "You want to teach me?"

The fat monk sat next to him and said, "There is a Buddha thirsty for clouds: a hundred years and three feet of soil, a pile of dust for eternity: the strong name is for men and women, and the name is the guest of honor." The noble and the lowly look back, the wise and the foolish share the god of guns. In vain and in vain, who knows the original person?"

Lin Xiaohu thought that he would teach himself how to distinguish between a liar and a master when he came up, but how did he know that he came to an opening sentence first, talking about ancient poems and Buddha thirst, and he was suddenly blinded, and there was only one thought in his stomach: Could this fat monk really be a monk? Looking at his exports, he is simply a master in the world.

After the fat monk finished reciting the Buddha's thirst, he said, "How to distinguish between a liar and a real master?" Let's listen to the poor monk slowly. As the donor said just now, there are indeed many liars who tell fortunes to people now. This kind of person buys a gossip map and shops it on the side of the road, puts on a fortune-telling book, wears a Taoist hat, or wears reading glasses, and wears tattered clothes, so he disguises himself as a fortune-teller and collects money for people's fortunes. This kind of person generally has two obvious characteristics......"

Lin Xiaohu was extremely surprised when he heard this, and he was very funny, and couldn't help but interrupt him: "Master, do you still have a summary of this?" The fat monk smiled smugly and said: "When the poor monk traveled down the mountain with nothing to do, he had seen too many of these people, and he was born twice and matured, so he naturally knew their tricks." Listen to the poor monk continue. ”

Lin Xiaohu was also a little interested, and said, "Okay, okay, after you finish speaking, I won't interject." The fat monk continued: "These two characteristics are: first, the scammer usually establishes communication with a donor like you first, lays a good foundation, and makes a good relationship. Constantly use a high probability ...... That's about 80 percent...... to seek feedback from the ascenders. For the hexagram seeker, everyone may feel that their experience and experience are unique in this world, and others will never know, but in fact, everyone is a hundred years and three feet of soil, and everyone is not bad. And those weird things that everyone encounters, scammers tend to avoid and don't talk about reality, which is the most important means for them to succeed in cheating, and it is also the most skillful for them to play. Second, scammers often don't come to specific and precise conclusions. People who seek to ascend to the throne are generally anxious and worried, whether the problems they encounter can be solved? Or can the desired good thing come true? Scammers, on the other hand, will generally give a general statement, encompassing all situations and possibilities. ”

Lin Xiaohu nodded and said: "Master, I understand the first point you said, and I can also understand the second point, to put it bluntly, a liar is to give a one-size-fits-all conclusion to those seeking ascension." But I wonder, how does a real master differ from a liar in this regard?" The fat monk looked at Lin Xiaohu with relief like a doctoral supervisor seeing that his disciple had finally opened his mind, and said, "You asked this question very well. I'm telling you, you can tell others in the future, just say that I said it. Oh, I almost forgot to introduce myself, I am the Dharma Fool Zen Master of Zhanshan Temple, this is my business card, there will be various opportunities to do things in the future to contact the poor monks, the poor monks will definitely provide you with the most perfect service. Oh, and I can give you a discount when you're cooked. ”

Lin Xiaohu was stunned and took the perfume-scented and silver-edged high-end business card in Fa Yu's hand, and his head was empty for a while, not knowing what to think or what to say.

Fa Yu continued: "You ask me on the second point, what is the difference between a real fortune teller and a liar, this question is a good question, I tell you, the master will not give you an ambiguous conclusion like a liar, no matter how you think about it, but give you a conclusion, an assertion, one is one, two is two, and there will be no vague one, two, three, or four that cannot be explained. In addition, I will tell you that, firstly, the master is also significantly different from the liar. The liar wants to befriend you, he wants to have a good relationship with you, and he will laugh at you, but the master is not. The master does not communicate with you, but directly gives an assertion. ”

Lin Xiaohu was dumbfounded when he heard this, and said, "Fa ...... Master Fayu, you ...... Isn't that what you do?" Fa Yu narrowed his eyes and smiled, looking at his expression very proudly, and said, "I don't have this kind of ability, can I pull you in casually?" Okay, that's all the basics. Let me tell you, passing by my Three Temples, you can not burn incense or worship the Bodhisattva, but you must listen to my hexagram. ”

Lin Xiaohu said in his heart, he still doesn't know if he is a real master or a liar, but don't be slaughtered by him, so he asked tentatively: "Then...... How much is a litre?" Fa Yu didn't know whether he was cunning or pretending to be confused with Lin Xiaohu, so he actually gave an answer that was not asked: "It's not allowed to be counted without money." ”

Lin Xiaohu thought to himself, since he said so, I can't be too honest, if he dares to open his mouth with my lion later, he will directly say that he is not accurate, anyway, he is a foreigner, and he can't judge whether it is true or false.

Seeing that Lin Xiaohu acquiesced, Fa Yu reached out and moved the stick holder and asked Lin Xiaohu to pull out one.

Lin Xiaohu said in his heart, looking at this person's appearance, he really looks like a real master, he doesn't show his face, he doesn't show it, he doesn't say a word of nonsense, just let the lottery be drawn, can he really see everything about himself from the lot? I put my hand in the holder, fumbled for a while, and pulled out a lot.

Fa fool's hand was sick, and he didn't wait for him to look at the content on the stick, he quickly grabbed it, his eyes were only replaced, and he read more than a dozen sentences of four words and seven laws in one breath, I don't know if it is an ancient poem or a rhyme sentence of Buddha thirst, without waiting for Lin Xiaohu to react dizzily, the big fat hand holding the sign has turned around, pressed on Lin Xiaohu's held hand, and said: "The donor is a noble person, not an ordinary person, and he will definitely soar into the sky in the future......

When Lin Xiaohu heard it, isn't this all a cliché? No matter who is caught, he will hold such a big set first, which will make people smile, and his mind of vigilance will be weakened, so that he can further cheat money. Hehe, it's a pity he got the wrong person. If you deceive others, you may be able to deceive me, but if you want to deceive me Lin Xiaohu, hum, I grew up since I was a child, and I have no other talents, but I am very cautious and cautious, and my brain can stay clear at any time, if you want to deceive me, don't think about it as soon as possible.

Lin Xiaohu wanted to interrupt him, but his three-inch tongue danced into a gust of wind, the needle couldn't be inserted, the water couldn't be splashed, and there was no chance to interject at all, so he listened to him say at a speed ten times faster than ordinary people's speech, as if pouring beans out: "The donor has many talents, and the donor treats people generously, and his subordinates are willing to serve you desperately......"

Lin Xiaohu almost didn't laugh when he heard it, in case he saw that something was wrong, he forcibly held back his laughter, but made a sad appearance, thinking in his heart, this fat monk is so good to say, if he is allowed to put on a horse coat and go to talk to Degang about cross talk, I don't know who will feed and who will tease him. If you listen to him again, won't you become Zhao Kuangyin, Zhu Yuanzhang and the like? Hurriedly interjected: "Wait ......" As soon as he said this word, Fa Yu had already squirted words from his thick mouth again: "The donor ordered the peach blossom, and the women are very prosperous, but none of those women can help you, they will only harm you." ”

Lin Xiaohu's face changed greatly when he heard this, he could no longer hide his thoughts, and showed his true psychology in front of Fa Yu. But the family Fa Yu didn't look at him at all, and was muttering down: "The wife I am looking for has a bad life, and she is destined to have no children in this life." But the donor has a deep bloodline and many heirs. In terms of work, my life is full of twists and turns, eating and drinking, and I have no success in old age. Brothers and relatives are unreliable, and after the age of thirty-eight, money can only go out but not in. ”