Lin Xiaohu was shocked when he heard this, and he almost didn't get up. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

It was easy to wait for Fa Yu to stop talking, but Lin Xiaohu looked at the sign he asked for, but it was a middle and low. My heart sank, and I couldn't speak when I looked at this stick. Fa Yu put his hands together and recited the sentence Amitabha.

Lin Xiaohu was really shocked and panicked and couldn't speak, because what the law fooled said, except for the previous sentence, which was similar to sycophancy, the rest of the rest were almost all in line with each other, but there were a few points that have not happened until now, for example, his wife Guo Maomao has a bad life and has no children in this life, and said that at the age of thirty-eight, the money is only in and out. But the more this is the case, Lin Xiaohu is scared, which makes people panic, and makes him want to go back home now to look at his wife Guo Maomao

Lin Xiaohu's mind suddenly flashed, and he shouted foolishly: "You're not Hula? My wife is two or three months pregnant, how do you say she is destined to have no children in this life?" Fa Yu turned his face to look at him, his face was unfathomable, and he looked at him with pitiful eyes. Lin Xiaohu suddenly understood something, jumped up from the chair in fright, and said, "You mean, I'...... The child in my wife's womb...... It may ...... Yes...... Can't keep it?"

Fa Yu shook his head and sighed. Lin Xiaohu suddenly felt like he couldn't cry or laugh, and shouted, "Damn, you can tease me." How could she have a miscarriage?" Fa Yu shook his head and said: "This is all clearly stated on the sign, but what will happen specifically, the angry poor monk is ignorant." ”

Lin Xiaohu muttered: "My signing is not too bad, right?" Isn't there a signing? I'm in the middle of the lottery, it should be at a medium level, it's not good, and it's not too bad, right?" Fa Yu Zhengse said: "Signing and signing are all relative, whether it is a curse or a blessing, it depends on whether you are sincere!" The poor monk has already said that although your wife is destined to have no children, you have a lot of confidants, and you will have prosperous children in the future. ”

Lin Xiaohu's heart jumped suddenly, and he remembered the child He Yafei miscarried for himself, damn it, that's it for today, there will definitely be more such things in the future! Fa Yu, the old donkey, is saying that Guo Maomao can't give birth to children, but there will be other women who will give birth, and there will be a lot of them?

Seeing that he was stupid, Fa Yu stood up and walked to the west bookcase, and when he turned around and came back, "Bang!" There was a sound, and a thin child was already photographed in front of him.

Fa Yu Hongzhong's bell-like voice then sounded: "Since the calculation is accurate, donor, let it be!"

Lin Xiaohu opened the thin son in a daze, and found that the first six or seven pages were already full, and when Dingqing looked at the number, he knew that something was wrong. The charity of each person above is either three thousand, or five thousand, and tens of thousands of tens of thousands are all trivial, and if you want to find a three-digit one from it, you can't even see one after a few articles. Damn, is this really fake, is it the fake account made by Fa Yu to fool tourists, or is there really so many wronged big heads who follow so many fate?

Lin Xiaohu raised his eyes to look at Fa Yu, who looked out of the door with a bleak expression, as if he didn't pay attention to him at all. Lin Xiaohu thought about it, took out his wallet, opened it, and saw that there were not a few hundred-yuan tickets in it, and counted them in it, and returned seven or eight, and the rest were all change, of course they couldn't be used here, thought about it, gritted his teeth, picked up the pen, signed his name, and wrote three Arabic numerals of eight hundred yuan on the back.

As soon as he finished filling in the numbers, before he could put down the pen, Fa Yu's voice sounded again: "Donor, how can you get this money with your status?"

Lin Xiaohu smiled innocently and said: "I am just a flat-headed person, what is my identity?" This amount is already half a month's salary for me. Fa Yu smiled coldly and said, "Ordinary people, do you have a VIP card from Standard Chartered Bank?"

Lin Xiaohu was really surprised this time, he jumped up from the chair with a bang, and looked at this fat monk incredulously, okay, dare, this bald donkey knows everything, and he even knows the VIP card of Standard Chartered Bank. But this is also to blame, when I took the money, it was all unfolded, and all the bank cards were exposed. But despite this, this bald donkey can see clearly and recognize it at a glance, and you can imagine how deep his experience must be.

Lin Xiaohu was amazed and amused, looking at him with a smirk, he didn't know what to say, and said in his heart that he had met a god today, and he would only have met this one in his life, okay, if it weren't for the taste of the red world in his words from time to time, he would definitely think that he was Guanyin Bodhisattva.

Fa Yu said lightly: "The poor monk once showed the general manager of Standard Chartered Bank Huaguo Region, and he was very grateful to me, so he gave me a VIP card. Do you think that the monks have no knowledge?"

Lin Xiaohu completely convinced him, and said with a wry smile: "Okay, Master Fayu, I have completely convinced you." In this way, you say how much money I should pay, you say a number. Fa Yu said: "Follow the fate." ”

Lin Xiaohu smiled bitterly and said, "I'm going with fate, but you don't want to." Fa Yu said flatly: "Fate should also match your identity." ”

Lin Xiaohu said: "I don't know what my identity is. So, Master, look at Gaba, how much do you think I should follow my fate?" Fa Yu glanced at him and said, "Okay, I'll help you change it, but this is not what I want you to pay, it's what you are willing to give." ”

Lin Xiaohu laughed and said, "Okay, okay, I volunteered." "I scolded in my heart, isn't this a injustice?

Fa Yu didn't hesitate at all, picked up the pen, added a vertical in front of the three numbers that Lin Xiaohu had just written, and became "8800", then put down the pen, raised his head and looked at Lin Xiaohu, as if he was asking whether he was satisfied, and seemed to be urging him to pay the money.

Lin Xiaohu looked stupid, fuck, this thief is a donkey, and if he adds one more eight, it becomes a small 10,000, it is not his money that dares to spend it, he is happy, why doesn't he add a hundred fucking eights in front? Damn, eight thousand eight hundred, that's two or three months' salary for ordinary people, I didn't expect him to get it from himself in just a few words, and I don't know whether to praise him for his calculations or call himself an idiot and a fool.

Lin Xiaohu said sullenly: "But I didn't bring that much cash." Fa Yu smiled slightly and said, "You can swipe your card at the souvenir sales office." ”

Lin Xiaohu sighed, and said in his heart What the hell is this temple, this is a big shopping mall that eats people and doesn't spit out bones, and after thinking about it, Fa Yu, the old donkey, is quite accurate, and it is not too unjust to spend this money, but slowly, since you have to pay the money, you have to ask for more valuable news.

Lin Xiaohu said: "Master, it's no problem to swipe the card, but I still want to ask what is the fate of my elders, and my own fate in the future." Fa Yu said: "If the poor monk wants to deceive you, he can say some nice things to fool you, but the poor monk is a real person, and he is also destined to be a benefactor, so he decided to tell the truth." The stick you drew can only count the things I just said, and nothing else. If you want to know about you two, you can only continue to draw lots. ”

Lin Xiaohu thought about it, and was afraid that if he drew lots again, he might not be able to calculate that his grandmother still had his own fate, so he could only give him another 8,800 yuan, so he gave up, but asked without giving up: "Can my wife's life be cracked?" I love her very much, I really want her to give me a son or a girl, she is also two or three months pregnant, it is not easy, I think this child can stay better or stay. ”

Fa Yu frowned and said: "It's all heavenly machines, and it's already great to be able to calculate it, do you still want to crack it?" Going against your fate? Are you Avalokiteshvara or Amitabha?"

Lin Xiaohu was about to ask something more, when the yellow shadow flashed in front of him, Fa Yu had already arrived at the door, only to hear his gong-like voice shouting: "This female benefactor, go slowly, first give Guanyin Bodhisattva a pillar of high incense." ”

Lin Xiaohu looked at Fa Yu so philistine, and wanted to laugh, but when he thought that this crazy monk could so accurately calculate the lives of the people around him, he couldn't help but be shocked, and just wanted to worship him.

Lin Xiaohu thought about it, and didn't immediately swipe the card to pay the bill, but paced to the west corner of the hall, intending to stop and see if Fa Yu was so accurate for others.

When Fa Yu pulled people in again, Lin Xiaohu was startled, and at the same time, he burst out laughing. The master dragged a beautiful young woman in her thirties, followed by two young and beautiful women in her twenties. It is estimated that Fa Yu grabbed the first young woman and asked her to incense her fortune telling, and the two women followed in to see the excitement.

Fa Yu didn't even glance at Lin Xiaohu, it was estimated that he had already treated him as a fat residue that had been squeezed out of oil, and there was no more oil and water to fish, only to see him let the middle-aged young woman in his seat, and also pressed her hand, and said to her what he had said to Lin Xiaohu before.

This young woman said the same as Lin Xiaohu, saying that she had already burned incense in the main hall. Fa Yu said, if you don't burn incense, then let the poor monk calculate a hexagram for you. The young woman thought it was funny and funny, but she didn't leave, and smiled and drew lots from the bamboo tube. Lots were drawn, and the two girls who came with me also came up to see. Fa Yu didn't wait for them to see it clearly, copied it, and then began to recite ancient poems wildly in his mouth, saying a lot, it sounded very similar to what he said to Lin Xiaohu, it is estimated that this is his "set poem" or "opening statement", which has been memorized.

After Fa Yu finished saying the "set poem", he began to relieve the young woman: "The life of the female benefactor is not very good, and half of the man's life is born." ”

As soon as these words came out, not only the three women were stunned, but Lin Xiaohu was also stunned. What do you mean by half a man's life? Besides, she's a woman, how did she get a man's life?

The young woman asked in a surprised southern Mandarin accent, "Why is it a man's life?" What does it mean to be half a man's life?" Fa Yu said: "The poor monk means that the female benefactor is currently half a man......"

As soon as these words came out, one of the girls asked, "What is half a man?" Can you be clear? The fat monk said, "Heavenly machine can't talk more." This needs to be understood by the female benefactor herself. The young woman thought for a moment, and her face began to change. Fa Yu continued: "If you are looking for a husband, you must find the elderly, the older the better. In addition, you are also suitable for opening a store, the sooner the store opens, the better, and you will only make money without losing money. The young woman said, "Hey, I'm thinking about opening a shop, I want to open a small shop to sell bags, but I don't know if I can make money." But Fa Yu stopped talking.

The girl who spoke just now said, "Monk, show me a hexagram." After speaking, I went to get the bamboo tube and touch the stick. Fa Yu stopped her and said, "This female benefactor doesn't need to take a stick, and the poor monk can figure it out." The girl was amazed and said, "Tell me, then, what has happened to me lately?" Fa Yu said: "Female donor, you just gave birth to a child, and there is a big happy event this year, and your face is prosperous." ”

Almost at the same time, all three women screamed.

Lin Xiaohu knew at a glance that Fa Yu was all right, and he was shocked inexplicably. Damn, the foolish hexagram is so powerful, you can calculate it without a signature? Is his grandfather human? No, no, if Lao Tzu doesn't leave today, I have to stay and worship him as a teacher.