The forty-sixth class trick

However, this kind of dull days are not destined to last long, and those restless people who have suppressed their restlessness have been patient for a long time, and will soon be unable to suppress their restless hearts and start to act.

I don't know if it's bad luck or coincidence, or if it's fate, the first target is Feng Chaochen.

The second period of this morning was a Chinese class, Zeng Biyun, as usual, stood on the podium with a textbook to interpret a classical Chinese text, spoke a paragraph, and turned around to analyze the content structure on the blackboard, Feng Chaochen's back of his head suddenly slammed, and was smashed by a small thing, and he turned his head suspiciously to see that a small crumpled paper ball was rolling on the floor.

Feng Chaochen frowned slightly, looked back, there was nothing unusual, he sat upright, and then glanced at the direction of the podium, Teacher Zeng was holding most of the chalk in his right hand and waving it on the blackboard, seeing that he had just written a beginning, he bent down to pick up the paper ball.

Just when Feng Chaochen bent down and his fingertips just touched the paper ball, two heavy weird coughs suddenly sounded in the quiet classroom, which was so unpleasant and harsh, Zeng Biyun frowned and quickly turned around.

The whole class immediately quieted down, although Zeng Biyun was not tall, but her eyes were very big, and her eyes were extremely sharp, just swept away coldly, it was still a little oppressive, everyone followed the direction of her gaze, and saw Feng Chaochen who was bending down and stretching out his hand, and someone had already cast a gloating gaze.

However, Feng Chaochen did not retract his hand as quickly as if he had been burned, nor did he throw out ridiculous excuses full of flaws such as the shoelace was loose and the pen fell off, but he casually scooped up the ball of paper balls, put it on the desk in a grand manner, looked left and right, and blinked very innocently.

Seeing Feng Chaochen's style, everyone immediately chuckled in a low voice, and Zhang Ling, who was sitting next to Feng Chaochen, couldn't suppress a slight beating in her eyelids. And the elementary school classmates Wang Chengyi and Lu Bin, who were sitting in the two seats behind Feng Chaochen, laughed quite happily, their mouths were grinning in a large arc, and there was a low "hehehe......" weird sound in their throats.

Zeng Biyun's face changed immediately, staring coldly at the desk in front of Feng Chaochen, a terrifying chill was revealed in his slightly narrowed eyes, and his voice seemed to come from the ice and snow: "Feng Chaochen, what are you doing." ”

Feng Chaochen blinked his eyes twice, stood up, and replied very calmly and innocently: "Report teacher, I don't know who threw this thing on my head just now." ”

"Uh-huh!" Zeng Biyun narrowed his eyes slightly, snorted coldly, and said, "Yes, then you read out loud what is written on the paper ball and listen to it for everyone." ”

Feng Chaochen blinked his eyes at Zhang Ling, who was worried, spread out the ball of paper, and read it aloud word by word: "It's not cool to be scolded by the teacher, you deserve to be in class well, and you should pick it up." ”

The whole class was stunned, quiet for a while, and then they all burst into laughter, and the whole classroom was in a mess for a while, so angry that Zeng Biyun slapped the podium twice in a row, raised his eyebrows, and shouted coldly: "Feng Chaochen sit down, who wrote this paper ball?" Stand up on your own! ”

Seeing that most of the class was looking at him, Lu Bin's face immediately turned pale, looking left and right for a week, his eyes were like torches, he coughed weakly, and immediately betrayed himself completely.

Zeng Biyun saw that the whole class looked overjoyed, thinking that his class was so distracted, he suddenly became angry, grabbed the blackboard eraser and slapped the podium fiercely, raising a thin layer of dust, and pointed at Lu Bin with his right hand and said coldly: "Classmate Lu Bin, you can choose not to listen to the class carefully, but please don't affect the students around you." Because of you, the whole class is less than three minutes of class, 50 people is 150 minutes, I don't know if you have heard of the truth of every inch of time, do you compensate for everyone's losses? Now, say sorry to your classmates right now, immediately and then stand at the back of the classroom and write a 500-word review in the afternoon and submit it to my office. ”

Feng Chaochen sat back in his place safely, watching Lu Bin's prank end in tragedy, I don't know why, I suddenly thought of myself and the past and present lives of everyone here, and sighed in my heart.

He vaguely remembers that in his primary school days, whether it was a Chinese class or a moral class, there was often a section about "how I will ...... when I grow up" in the future—a passage that will be recalled and remembered by many people many years later.

And almost identically, in most people's recollections, in what should have been a free-flowing conversation, classmates who said that they wanted to become scientists, teachers, and artists when they grew up accounted for more than 99.99 percent of the total population in the class, and often even more than 1,000 pure gold.

Only a very small number of people will honestly answer that I want to be a down-to-earth person, working to earn money to support my family, etc. - of course, if this sentence appears in the narrative, then generally speaking, it must be the recaller himself, with an accuracy rate of 99.99%.

It's just that this paragraph is too famous, and then it was overused, all kinds of disgusting and all kinds of energylessness, so it is rarely mentioned.

Speaking of which, then there is another point that has to be said, that is, a more famous propositional composition of the same period...... It's almost the type of "Us in the Future" or "Reunion after XX Years".

The general standard model essay is almost written in this format: after XX years, after receiving a letter from a class reunion, the successful self came to the former school, the former class, and saw that many former classmates had arrived, and everyone who had achieved fame gathered together and asked each other about the situation, and the whole world celebrated together.

This is really an extremely bloody plot: those who love literature and art have become superstars in the world of film and television songs, and those who are good at sports have become the world's leading well-known athletes, and generally speaking, the protagonists themselves are presiding over a big project to change mankind, change the world and even change the universe, and the good buddies have become world-renowned entrepreneurs, and they use hundred-dollar bills to light fires and cigarettes...... Then such a group of big people who are so disgusting that they can shake the world raise a glass to the ordinary teachers who are still silently sticking to their educational posts, and finally leave in laughter, ending their self-YY after XX years.