Although everyone in the audience didn't understand the muddy bombardment words spoken by the competent person, the devil's angry face turned blue, and the action of the capable person hooked his fingers, all showed that the competent person definitely did not say anything good to the devil.

The young men under the stage were strong-blooded, and when they saw that the little devil was deflated, the fire in their hearts rushed straight up and erupted through their throats: "Senior brother-in-law is mighty!" Kill the devil! ”

Unlike the boys, the little girls were thinking about the language talent of the upper senses.

"Wow! My brother-in-law can speak mud bombardment! So handsome. ”

"Senior brother-in-law, there are a lot of people who don't know the words on the mud bombing game, help me translate it!"

"Senior sister, your game must be from Gongkou, otherwise how could there be no translation?"

"That's right! My sister won't want to dedicate herself to playing games with my brother-in-law! ”

"Hee-hee, so bold."

Woman...... Sometimes it's really scary.

The audience was lively, and the stage also started.

The devil who called Miura roared angrily, and smashed a heavy fist into the face of the functional person.

Karate takes the mighty way of opening and closing, the moves are very simple, but the strength and speed reach a certain level, and it can also exert great power, Miura's heavy punch is a sharp punch.

Shangguan sneered, raised his right fist, and came first, colliding with Miura's fist.

Bang -

The huge impact sound spread throughout the practice room, and everyone heard this heavy fist bombardment, and then in the stands, Shangguan Nengren did not move at all, with a sneer on his face, but Miura's face changed drastically, and he took three steps back, and then looked at his right fist, which was already broken and bloody. The sharp pain made his right hand tremble, and a flash of anger flashed in his eyes.

"Good!" The middle-aged man in the audience shouted: "Sure enough, it is steel and iron!" ”

Hearing the master's applause, how could the apprentices not cheer, for a while the cheers were endless, but it was very harsh in Miura's ears, and the muddy translator also shrunk his neck and did not dare to squeak.

The competent man clasped his hands to his chest. Said proudly: "The first move, there are two more moves." ”

Miura endured the pain in his fist. Cautiously said: "What kind of kung fu are you?" ”

"Celestial Kung Fu." Shangguan Nengren held his head proudly: "In front of our Celestial Empire Kung Fu, your karate is the stuff of a three-year-old child, hahaha, I almost forgot, karate was originally a superficial kung fu that was passed down from the Tang Dynasty to the mud bombardment, and it was not even as good as the crop handle, oh?" You don't know what a crop handle is, do you? It is the action of the Zhuang family carrying a hoe to plow the land and cultivate the land. At that time in ancient times it was a personal will, alas! Pity you mud bombardment devils but treat things that are not even as good as crops as treasures, I don't have to talk about you. ”

Shangguan Nengren used his own Chinese language to say this, and everyone in the audience understood it, and couldn't help but burst into laughter.

"Brother-in-law said it so well! Karate is not even as good as a crop, holding an old lady's footcloth as a national treasure, and the little devil is just that. ”

"Haha, I suddenly remembered what Tang Seng said in Journey to the West, 'Lose a bell in tatters', and take the broken bell as a national treasure, the devil is too funny."

"Yes. Karate can be learned in a few days, but we can't learn one ten-thousandth of kung fu in a lifetime, the devil doesn't know the height of the sky, Yelang is arrogant, go back to the mud bombardment country to shoot a disc! ”

Listening to the noise in the audience, Miura didn't understand anything, turned his head to look at the translator in the audience, and the translator wiped a cold sweat. Loudly translating the words of Shangguan Nengren, Miura listened to it, and his whole body trembled with anger. Roared: "Damn the Shina man! Look at the moves! ”

The fist temporarily lost its combat effectiveness, and Miura kicked it with his leg this time. The wind whistled in his legs, and the middle-aged man in the audience frowned, and he saw that this blow was at least seven or eight hundred catties strong, and it was not fun if it was really kicked. …,

In the face of this heavy kick, Shangguan Nengren still held his chest with both hands, and at the moment when Miura's leg was about to kick him, a knee hit hit him first, and slammed on the face bone of Miura's calf.

Just heard the sound of 'click', Miura screamed, hugged his calf and fell to the ground with his facial bone, screaming all over the sky.

Everything happened between the lightning and flint, and before everyone in the audience could see it clearly, Miura had fallen to the ground, and after two or three seconds of silence, the middle-aged man was the first to come back to his senses, and suddenly shouted excitedly: "Okay! ”

A 'good' broke the silence, the scene was like a volcanic eruption, everyone in the audience was red with excitement, raised their fists, and roared loudly, at this moment they could only use the roar to vent their excitement.

I have been insulted by Miura for so long before, and even the senior sister and junior sister around me have been verbally humiliated, these disciples are almost all young men in their teens and twenties, where can they stand such a bird spirit, but it is a pity that their skills are not as good as others, the strongest senior brother among them has been kicked out of the ring in three or two, and seeing the devil showing off his might on the stage, their lungs are about to explode.

At this moment, Shangguan capable people, their 'senior brother-in-law' came to the stage angrily, and Miura, who was punched and kicked, fell to the ground, screaming miserably, what kind of demeanor is this? What a relief is this? If the influence is greater, the status of the Shangguan people will even catch up with Ip Man, how can these young people not be excited?

Shangguan looked at Miura, who fell to the ground, coldly, waved his hand at the stage, and the audience suddenly quieted down, and the Shangguan person immediately pointed to the translator: "You, come up!" ”

The translator 'hi hi' agreed, climbed into the ring with a cold sweat on his face, and the competent man said coldly: "Tell him, don't think that after learning a few tricks of three-legged cat kung fu, you will come to me to show off your martial arts, and the bedbugs that scream will only be trampled to death!" ”

After speaking, in the sound of the translator's nodding and bowing, Shangguan Nengren walked up to Miura with a sneer, raised his foot, and stepped heavily on Miura's left knee.

Click――

"Ahh Ahhh Ahh!!!!h ”

Under the frightened gaze of the interpreter, Miura, whose knees were crushed alive, let out a beast-like scream, but the matter was not over, and Shangguan Nengren then stepped on two feet again, and Miura's two hands were suddenly crushed and fractured, and this time he didn't even scream, and passed out directly.

Quiescence! The silence is terrible! Everyone was silent, looking at the Shangguan capable person on the stage with a cold face, as if seeing a demon god, worshipping it, but also with a trace of fear.

"Good!" At this moment, an abrupt voice came into everyone's ears, and everyone's eyes were focused on this person, and they all exclaimed: "Senior brother! ”

The senior brother in his twenties has always been a proud disciple of the master. Even last year, he began to get the true inheritance of his master, and his strength improved rapidly, but today he was knocked out of the ring by Miura with three punches and two feet, and he lost face.

At this moment, Shangguan Neng Ren coldly broke Miura's limbs and avenged the elder brother, regardless of whether others were afraid of Shangshangneng or not. At least the senior brother himself is very grateful to the Shangguan capable people, and the Shangguan capable people are fighting devils. It's a devil! Others are frightened, but as a senior brother, they can't chill the hearts of the capable people who avenge themselves.

A shout: "Well done!" What a good fight! ”

Driven by the senior brother, those disciples let go of the fear in their hearts and cheered for the Shangguan capable person again, but the middle-aged man smiled bitterly again and again: "Impulsive, too impulsive." ”

Although at the beginning he said that he would fight the devil and couldn't take care of himself. But middle-aged people have always been a kind of self-encouragement to improve morale, but I didn't expect Shangguan to really beat the devil to the point that he can't take care of himself, which is troublesome, although he is a devil, but after all, he is a foreigner, and he is beaten like this when he comes to China, which can easily cause a more serious diplomatic incident. …,

"Daddy." The woman obviously thought of this too, and looked at the middle-aged man worriedly: "He...... It's going to be okay, right? ”

The middle-aged man was silent for a moment, and his face gradually became firm: "Shangguan only got into the ring because of our martial arts hall, and it was us who caused him." This time, even if the martial arts hall is closed, I will help him solve this trouble. ”

It's just that......

"What!?"

The next day, when Shangguan was resting with Liu Guozhan's needle, he mentioned that he had broken the limbs of a devil yesterday, and Liu Guozhan and Chen Kaifang opened their eyes.

"Did you kid really cripple that devil?" Liu Guozhan asked loudly.

"Hmm." Shangguan Nengren nodded and said, "That devil is too arrogant, saying that our kung fu is not as good as that of a three-year-old child, I can't be angry." Just beat him up, let him have a long memory in the future, and don't pretend to be too forced. ”

Chen Kaifang smiled bitterly: "Little talent." You're in big trouble this time, although the devil is arrogant. But after all, he is a foreigner, and you will be criminally responsible for beating people into cripples in China, and if you beat a foreign 'friend', the trouble will be even greater. ”

"Friends of the fart!" Compared with Chen Kaifang's worries, Liu Guozhan danced with his eyebrows, and raised his thumb: "Boy, it's a good beating, the devil committed a heinous crime in my Celestial Dynasty back then, and he has been messing around with Shrimp Island in the past two years, Lao Tzu has long seen that they are not pleasing to the eye, isn't it just a little devil!" I'll help you out! ”

As he spoke, Liu Guozhan picked up his mobile phone and made several calls in a row.

"Lao Zhang, it's me, Lao Liu! …… You've got something to do for me...... Damn it, Lao Tzu, this is promoting national heroes! You have to do it this time, and you have to do it if you don't, otherwise you won't want to drink the bottle of wine that my family treasures...... Ha ha! It would have been nice to say yes earlier, that's what happened...... Well, let your son carry around a little, if it gets too big, you don't care, I'm looking for someone else...... Well, okay, come over during the Chinese New Year, please drink! …… Haha, that's all! ”

"Hey! Is it a Chinese girl? …… I'm your Uncle Liu...... Haha, it's rare that your girl still remembers me, that's the case, I have a junior, ...... yesterday"

"Xiao Xizi, it's me, your Uncle Liu...... Do you want to slap the devil? …… Haha, I knew you kid wilted, this opportunity has come......"

After the three phone calls, Liu Guozhan said to Shangguan happily: "This time, forgive those little devils who can't make waves!" If you want to turn over the waves, hit him Malegobi! ”

Lao Zhang...... Hua girl...... Xiao Xizi ......

Shangguan was able to correspond to the three positions, and suddenly sweated profusely: "Old Liu, you can't ......"

If it's true, then it's a lot of fun.

Liu Guozhan said with a smile: "This time I have set up a stage for you as a national hero, you have to act, you have to act, you have to act!" Otherwise, you won't be a national hero, and it will be light for you to leave a stench for 10,000 years. ”

Upper Functional Man Nicaragua Falls Khan ......

In the morning, to Beibei's house.

"What did you say?" After listening to Shangguan's narration, Xiang Beibei's eyes changed from the first to the tenth of junior high school: "Husband, you're not kidding?" ”

Shangguan Nengren looked bitter: "I wanted to joke, but this time I was trapped in the pit dug by the old man." ”

After speaking, he looked at Liu Zixuan with resentment in his eyes.

Liu Zixuan's surprise was no less than that of Xiang Beibei, but her reaction was different from Xiang Beibei, she didn't worry at all, but patted Shangguan on the shoulder excitedly: "Shangguan, you are going to be developed this time, it's better to say that the little devil doesn't make trouble." If you dare to make trouble, you will become a national hero. ”

"Go to the national heroes!" Shangguan was able to lie on the table weakly: "A national hero is a target, anyone dares to shoot a shot, rather than this, I would rather be a night walker." ”

"Look at your little bit of interest." Liu Zixuan was lamenting his misfortune and was angry: "Others don't have a chance to be heroes yet!" You're good. ”…,

"Come less!" Shangguan said with a slap and said, "I don't want to live in the spotlight." Let's talk about it first, no matter how far things go in the future? You Liu family have to control the mouth of the media for me. Don't make it difficult for me to go out in the future. Also, my family's life can't be affected, the embankment is higher than the shore and the waves will destroy it, I'm really destroyed by the waves. ”

"Poof-" Zhang Tingting squirted at once, squinting at Beibei, and laughing.

Liu Zixuan's Lu Bu-style temperament is very incomprehensible to the low-key behavior of Shangguan people. Jinyi's night walk is definitely not her style of acting: "Your family's life is fine, but if I were you, I would definitely take the opportunity to take the opportunity to take the position and be in the limelight, this is an opportunity to go down in history, how can you say give up?" ”

"Bruce Lee is famous in history, but he didn't die in the woman's bed in the end, and his son was also shot by a conspiracy." Shangguan Nengren said disdainfully: "Heroes often don't end well, I'd rather be a commoner." ”

"Ordinary people can't have three wives and four concubines." Liu Zixuan said with a smile.

"Uh......" The competent man was speechless.

Squinted at Beibei and smiled: "With my husband's ability." It's not bad to be a national hero, as long as you don't go abroad and stay at home with peace of mind, I believe that no one who is not long-sighted will trouble her husband. ”

"Yes." Liu Zixuan nodded: "In the future, if you go to Sijiu City, our Liu family will support you, and your daughter-in-law will help you in North China, what danger can you have?" Teach the little devil a good lesson, let the little devil know that our Celestial Empire is powerful, and the heavens want to destroy it. You must first make them crazy, slap the little devils a few times, and beat them crazy. and destroy them again. ”

"Hmm......" Even Xiang Beibei agreed, and the competent person thought about it. nodded: "Anyway, it's a little devil, even if it's a little contribution I make to the Celestial Empire!" ”

Zhang Tingting gave a thumbs up: "Powerful man, I support you, the future ...... Cough! Bei Bei and Bingjie are happy, their husbands are national heroes. ”

"Huh?" Shangguan Nengren looked at Zhang Tingting a little strangely, thinking about her words, and suddenly realized a problem, Xiang Beibei and Zhang Tingting both supported him to fight the little devil, I'm afraid it was also a woman's vanity! A woman who is a national hero, she has a lot of face when she says it! Even if this national hero spends a little, the hero's true 'color'! Those who are not colored are eunuchs.

As expected, as soon as the news of Miura's crippled limbs in the Celestial Empire was transmitted back to the country, it immediately aroused the anger of the people of the mud bomb, and the mud bomb forum was full of the shouting and scolding of little devils.

"Apologies! The people of China must apologize to us! And compensate for everything! And get caught and jailed! ”

"Jail is not enough! He should have been shot! Shot! ”

"The people of China are simply inferior to beasts, and they actually do such cruel things! I, the mud bombardment country, should launch missiles and make the people of China disappear from the earth forever! ”

"That's not right! Let all the men in China die, and the women in China will be our muddy sex slaves! Hahaha! ”

"Ascend to the south ~ Beijing again! Slaughter the Chinese pigs! ”

"Fuck you!" Although the devils make a lot of trouble on the forum, there are also Celestial Empire students in the Mud Bomb Country who often visit the Mud Bombardment Forum, and when they see that the devils actually use such vicious words, the Celestial Empire students are angry and scold the devils.

"Shit karate! But I can't beat one of our teens, it's so fucking useless! ”

"Devils are devils! Yelang is arrogant, sitting in the well and watching the sky, now he knows that our Celestial Empire's kung fu is powerful! Hahaha! ”

"Wait, devils! Sooner or later, one day, the army of our Celestial Empire will land in Tokyo and slaughter for three days and three nights! ”

"Slaughter Tokyo! Slaughter Tokyo! ”

When the devil and the students of the Celestial Empire scolded each other on the forum, all the karate circles of the mud bomb country were fried, Miura's full name is Daisuke Miura, he is thirty-five years old, he is the top master of the mud bombardment karate world, with six ranks, placed in the entire karate world in China, and he is also a figure who can be ranked in the top ten, but the dignified Miura Daisuke was actually abolished in the Celestial Empire, and he can't even take care of himself in the second half of his life. The people of China are simply cruel! …,

"We must fight back to the Celestial Empire! Let the people of China know that I am very good at karate! In the conference room at the headquarters of the Mud Bang National Karate Association, a black belt devil in his early thirties roared with anger on his face, surrounded by the elites of the Mud Bang National Karate community, all of whom were national treasures with black belts of more than five dans.

"President Yamaguchi!" All eyes were on an old man with a white beard and a black kimono.

The old man looked to be in his seventies, but his face was red. There is enough qi and blood, and the old man is called Yamaguchi Hero. Looking at more than seventy years old, in fact, he is already a hundred years old, he is the oldest super national treasure in the karate world of Mud Bombardment, a living legend, when he was young, he traveled all over the world alone, challenged the masters of various countries, and fought a thousand times in size. There is only one defeat, and this defeat is a defeat in the Celestial Empire.

Despite this, it does not prevent Yamaguchi Hero from becoming a legendary hero of the mud bombardment country, after all, there is no undefeated king in the world, Tyson is such a powerful fighter, he lost to Douglas in the peak, but Yamaguchi Hero has only lost one game in a hundred years, which one dares to underestimate?

Later, Yamaguchi Hero returned to Mud Bomb Japan and founded the Karate Association, and all those who studied karate wanted to advance. You have to go through the test and recognition of the Karate Association before you can get the corresponding rank, and the deeds of the Yamaguchi heroes are the beliefs of the devils, and they all hope that they can become legends like the heroes of Yamaguchi and fight all over the world...... It's better not to lose.

Daisuke Miura is an admirer of Yamaguchi's heroes, and he feels that he has few opponents in the country, so he goes to the nearest stick country to challenge the taekwondo masters of the sticks, and after a month of continuous kicking. The taekwondo black belt masters of the sticks were all wiped out, and there was no face. With the momentum of total victory, Daisuke Miura came to the Celestial Empire. intends to spend a year beating all the kung fu masters of the Celestial Empire and prove that karate is the world's number one martial arts.

And Daisuke Miura's first stop was North China. He heard that there was a master of Xingyi Boxing in North China, very powerful, so he took the translator to challenge, thinking that he would be like in the country of sticks, fighting all over the invincible opponents of the Celestial Empire, but he didn't expect that as soon as he defeated an 'apprentice', he was broken by Shangguan and became a waste.

This Daisuke Miura is also unlucky, which is not good to choose the first stop? I chose North China, and it was actually okay to choose North China, but Master Liu's daughter bumped into a competent person, and she didn't bring money when she made compensation, and she invited the competent person home.

A series of coincidences caused the tragedy of Daisuke Miura. There is no need to judge the biggest tragic man of the year......

Yamaguchi Hero stroked his beard and said lightly, "Who defeated Miura?" ”

"President Yamaguchi, this is the Shina man who defeated Miura!" A devil in his forties was a little embarrassed and sent a document to the hero of Yamaguchi.

Yamaguchi Hero looked at this information and suddenly looked angry!

Smack-

slapped the information on the table: "Miura was defeated by a teenager!" It's a shame for me to bombard my country! ”

Although Shangguan people have killed lions, but because the media has not reported too much, so gradually except for the locals in North China, not many will remember that Shangguan people have killed lions, and the devil is even less likely to care, so this information is very simple, just introduces the height and age of Shangguan people, as well as family origin, what occupation is currently and so on.

Less than eighteen years old, one meter ninety-three tall, high school student, ordinary family background, everything looks mediocre, even the figure is very thin, delicate like a woman, is such a 'shemale', actually defeated Daisuke Miura, a black belt of six dans, no wonder the hundred-year-old ghost of Yamaguchi Hero is angry like this.

"Yamaguchi will be angry! I think there's something hidden in that! An old ghost in his sixties opened his mouth to comfort: "The news of Miura's defeat only came back to China yesterday, and many of the things have not been investigated clearly, and Miura is still unconscious, and the translator only said that Miura was seriously injured by the people of China, maybe this little ghost is just a despicable means used by the people of China to humiliate my country." ”

"Oh?" Yamaguchi asked, "Vice President Gongkou, what do you think is the secret?" ”rq