When Ai Le heard this, his face suddenly turned hideous and said, "Damn, don't give it, if you don't give it, you will rob it, you wait for me to go." At this time, Ai Le was arrogant, and when he was taken to Heaven by Ai Le to cut the foreskin of the Jade Emperor, Ai Le was still in awe of the Jade Emperor.

But when he learned his identity and met Ashiya again, he sadly found that he was just a flag that the Jade Emperor and these people fought for, and now he was still useful, and they were competing to envelop him, but when he was useless to them, then?

It is estimated that the next will be like a rag, thrown away by them, or destroyed.

Now Ai Le has no reverence for those gods and Buddhas in the sky at all, the Jade Emperor, this old boy, dares not to give it to rob, while he is still useful, he will toss and toss more, maybe he can toss out a broad road, let him be honest and obedient, don't think about it.

Ai Le still said this sentence and went back to the house directly under Lin Bingru's surprised gaze, and it didn't take long for Sun Monkey, Zhu Bajie, Sha Seng, Xiao Bailong, Cheng Ziyi, and Medicine Boy to all arrive in his house, looking at these people Ai Le had a feeling that he was the head of the circus, monkeys, pigs, dragons, foxes, furnace spirits, it seemed that Sha Seng was still a person, but that shape was too killing Matt, right?

Ai Le coughed with his hands behind his back and said, "I just asked Gao to go to the sky and ask Yi Yin and these people to come down and do me a small favor, but the old boy of the Jade Emperor won't let go, what do you say?" ”

Sun Dasheng was the first to jump up with a broken stick, and the porcelain teeth grinned and shouted: "If you don't give it, you will rob his mother." ”

Ai Le looked at his big apprentice with satisfaction, and he was very appetizing.

Zhu Bajie sneered and said, "Master, don't listen to Senior Brother." What to rob, there is something to discuss, can you talk to the Jade Emperor slowly? ”

Ai Le waited for a glance and grabbed Bajie with the mud and said angrily: "Talk about his grandmother." Lao Tzu has done so many things for their heavenly court, and now I will take some people to help me do something, but the old boy of the Jade Emperor didn't give it, it was too bad to give Lao Tzu face. ”

Ai Le opened his eyes and said nonsense, what did he do to Heavenly Court? He also cut the foreskin for the Jade Emperor, cured Gao Jin's eyes, and cured the perianal abscess for the bull's head. Gao Jin has now become his person, and the bull head is almost the same, and he really hasn't done anything for Heavenly Court. There was a lot of trouble to find, first a Shakya frightened the Jade Emperor with 100,000 heavenly soldiers and generals to save him, and then he made a bloody attempt to make the heavenly court lose his soldiers.

However, Ai Le is naturally shameless, and his skin is outrageously thick. In his opinion, Heaven owes him. He is very angry with Heavenly Court, he doesn't care so much, if he doesn't follow him, he will make trouble, toss, toss a mess, toss a vigorous one.

Sha Seng didn't dare to persuade Ai Le when he saw that Ai Le was angry, the little white dragon didn't matter, he now belonged to the Buddha realm. Heaven can't control him, and the trouble will be over. Anyway, it's his master Ai Le who is a picky eater, and it's not him.

The medicine boy has a great grudge against Heavenly Court, especially towards Taishang Laojun, and now when he heard that Ai Le was going to Heavenly Court to rob people, he immediately shouted: "Go, you must go, I will go and scold them to death." ”

Cheng Ziyi belongs to the Demon Realm, and she is in two camps with Heavenly Court, so she doesn't care so much, but let her go with Ai Le to give her some benefits, so she said: "It's okay to let me go, but you have to see Ren Qianxue's little vixen in the future, you have to marry me quickly." ”

Ai Le had a headache when he heard this, he covered his head and said, "Sister, I am a human, you are a demon, and shemales have different paths, understand?" ”

Cheng Ziyi grabbed Ai Le's collar and said, "Understand your sister, are you human?" Are you really human? ”

Ai Le stalked his neck and said, "Of course I am ......" and then he became impotent, is he human? If it's a human being, can he still live forever if he eats it? Is there such a person as a damn thing? He is clearly a 10,000-year-old mountain ginseng and a thousand-year-old He Shou Wu.

Ai Le said helplessly: "If you have something to say, now it's time to get down to business, and the private feelings of men and women should be put aside." ”

Cheng Ziyi said angrily: "What I said is also the right thing. ”

Ai Le saw that Cheng Ziyi was making nonsense and making trouble, and turned the good pre-war mobilization into a forced marriage, and let a group of undisciplined guys see the joke in vain, and he suddenly shouted: "Lao Tzu will follow you in the cave room now, go, go to your house, and follow me to heaven after the cave room." ”

The stick in Sun Monkey's hand fell to the ground, smashing out a big hole, he looked at his master blankly, is he really his own master?

Zhu Bajie was overjoyed and said: "Master, I'll give you thirty-two likes, go quickly." He wished that Ai Le was addicted to gentleness, and forgot to go to Heaven to make trouble.

Sha Seng rubbed Matt's hair and said, "Master is not good, it's too hasty, you are saying that you are a monk, how can you get married?" ”

Ai Le was furious and said, "You are a monk, and your whole family is a monk. ”

The white dragon horse didn't dare to squeak, and the medicine boy looked indifferent.

Cheng Ziyi was blushing, and suddenly said: "You can't just go to the cave like this, you have to carry a sedan chair to my house to marry me." ”

Ai Le waved his hand and said, "Then you go home and wait, let's continue to boil water and study how to rob people." ”

Cheng Ziyi stared at Ai Le's ear and said, "You perfunctory me? ”

"I didn't." Elle will not admit it if he is killed.

Cheng Ziyi said angrily: "You are." ”

……

The two of them kept rereading the above words like a repeater, and Sun Monkey couldn't help it, so he jumped around the house in a hurry, and shouted in his mouth: "Don't make trouble, don't go to beat the old boy of the Jade Emperor." ”

Ai Le didn't have the heart to do any pre-war mobilization, so he waved his hand and said, "Go to heaven." As for whether Cheng Ziyi goes or not, he doesn't care, there is no more of her, and there is no less of him.

But in the end, Cheng Ziyi also followed, Ai Le and his party arrived at the Nantianmen in a menacing manner, and the heavenly soldiers guarding the gate naturally did not let them in, but they were rewarded with a stick by Sun Monkey alone, and directly let them lie on the ground and hook up with Zhou Gong and his daughter.

Under the leadership of the traitor Gao Jin, Ai Le quickly found Yi Yin, Yi Ya, Taihe Gong, Shanzu, Fanzheng, Liu Niangzi, Song Wusao, Dong Xiaowan, Xiao Meiren, and Wang Xiaoyu.

This is one of the top ten famous chefs in Chinese history, Yi Yin is good at cooking soup, Yi Ya is good at seasoning, and Taihe Gong is good at moxibustion fish. The famous female chef of the Tang Dynasty was good at stewing dishes, and Fanzheng was a nun who was good at integrating dishes with plastic arts. So that there are mountains and rivers on the dishes, and the poems are overflowing on the plate, in fact, it is a cold spell and carving.

Liang Niangzi is good at eating in the court, and it is okay to live until now that the Manchu and Han Dynasty are full of banquets, Song Wu's sister-in-law is good at making fish soup, Dong Xiaowan is good at pastries, and Xiao Meiren is good at pasta. Making dumplings or something, Wang Xiaoyu is very good at all kinds of famous dishes.

Ten people formed the Jade Emperor's imperial dining room, and it turned out to be cheap. was taken by him, and it didn't matter if these ten people were happy or not, they had to run away if they were caught.

But he had already alarmed the Jade Emperor when he made such a big commotion, but he was blocked.

The Jade Emperor said unhappily: "Ai Le, what are you going to do?" ”

Elle clasped his hands to his chest without fear. smiled and said, "Don't do anything." Borrow someone from you. ”

The Jade Emperor looked at the ten celebrity chefs who were tied into zongzi and said, "Are you borrowing someone?" You're kidnapping. ”

Ai Le glared and said: "Kidnapping is kidnapping, in short, I want to decide these ten people, you have to give it, you have to give it, you have to give it if you don't give it." Ai Le looked like a second ancestor, and his domineering strength made Yang Jiandu, the second generation of immortals, ashamed of himself.

The Jade Emperor didn't expect Ai Le to be arrogant like this, if he didn't arrest Ai Le and give him a bitter taste, how would he lead the immortal families in the future, so the Jade Emperor waved his hand; "Presumptuous. Take it down for me. ”

So the scene was chaotic and a mess. Sun Monkey has been watching Yang Jian not deal with it, this will carry a stick and fight with Yang Jian, the medicine boy didn't do anything, it is really his force value is too low, and now he can only impulse the big horn of the enemy's military heart of cholera, this thing has a string of swear words in his mouth, a string of swear words jumped out, Taishang Laojun was mainly taken care of, and the female compatriots in the eighteenth generation of ancestors were repeatedly greeted by the medicine boy, and they had a super friendly relationship.

The Jade Emperor didn't get any better, he was directly scolded as a dumb gentleman, and he didn't know whether the medicine boy was intentional or unintentional, he actually said that the Jade Emperor peeked at Chang'e taking a bath, and the Jade Emperor really did it, but he can't be blamed, who can stand the mother-in-law in his family, but any man who is a little self-motivated has to go out and toss and toss, otherwise this life will be in vain.

The Jade Emperor was naturally furious when he was exposed by the medicine boy in front of so many subordinates, and directly ordered Taishang Laojun to accept the evil animal of the medicine boy.

Taishang Laojun had long wanted to kill the medicine boy, and immediately rushed over as soon as he got the order, the medicine boy was his opponent, and when he saw that Lao'er sacrificed the magic weapon and rushed over, he immediately ran away, and did not forget to continue to greet the female compatriots in the Taishang Laojun's family.

There are many people on the Jade Emperor's side, and there are few people on Ai Le's side, so they began to fall one-sidedly, and Zhu Bajie is very powerful but not hard.

When Elle saw that things were not good, he suddenly burst out laughing maniacally.

He laughed and both stopped, looking at Ai Le who suddenly went crazy.

Just look at Ai Le suddenly stepped on the seven stars and shouted: "All things are originally spirits, and the heavens want to take away their spirits, why?" The source of heaven is unfair, and the desire to override it is superior, so heaven and earth are unkind, and all things are opposite, against the way of heaven, and cultivate their own spirits! ”

The Jade Emperor and the others all changed their faces when they heard these words, this is the anti-heaven trick They all know that last time Ai Le used the anti-heaven trick at the moment of life and death, not only killed Ah Shaye with a sword, but also almost killed Rulai.

This is the ultimate move, the forbidden spell, the ultimate magic that I don't fly or foe, once Ai Le uses the anti-heaven trick, he will lose his mind, and see who kills who is like those guys who have fallen into the demon path.

Sun Dasheng and the others were still protecting Ai Le at first, but as soon as they heard him recite the anti-heaven technique, they immediately ran away, for fear that Ai Le would go crazy and even kill them together.

Tai Bai Xing hurriedly said: "Your Majesty will give him people, if this thing starts to go crazy, just our people are his opponents, it's not worth it, it's not worth it." ”

The Jade Emperor's face is very ugly, if he gives someone to Ai Le, his face will be lost, but don't give it, Ai Le really started a madness and slashed himself with a sword, what should I do?

After weighing for a long time, the Jade Emperor gritted his teeth and stomped his feet and said: "Don't read it, give it to you, give it to you, hurry up, don't let me see you." ”

Ai Le stopped and smiled: "You promised it earlier, it's over, it's too late to promise now." After speaking, he read more energetically: "All things are spirits, and the heavens want to take away their spirits, why?" The source of heaven is unfair, and the desire to override it is superior, so heaven and earth are unkind, and all things are the opposite, against the way of heaven, and cultivate one's own spiritual ......"

The Jade Emperor cried and said, "What do you want?" ”

Ai Le looked at him and said: "In the future, if I want someone, you have to give someone to me, if you want something, you have to give me something, if you don't give it to Lao Tzu, you will die with you, I can't get better, don't think about it if you are special." ”

The Jade Emperor suddenly wanted to kill Hua Tuo, if it wasn't for his bad idea, why would he be where he is today?

But now he really can't provoke Ai Le, it's really too evil to go against the sky, Ai Le, the reincarnation of the golden cicada, is now without mana, but once he uses the anti-heaven trick, let alone him, he can't stop it.

The Jade Emperor can only suffer this dumb loss now, and said helplessly: "Okay, it's up to you, you can leave now, right?" ”

Ai Le is actually gambling, no one knows better than him that the trick against the sky is a pit, a deep pit, this thing is not working from time to time, it is really unreliable, but today he has no choice, if he doesn't bluff the Jade Emperor, how can he get Yi Yin and these people down to work for him?

He can only bite the bullet, but at the same time, he is also a warning to the Jade Emperor, don't use Lao Tzu as a flag, if you provoke us, we will be finished.

Now the goal has been achieved, but Ai Le feels that it is a bit of a loss to go like this, he looks left and right to get something, but Li Jing and these people are all human spirits, and when he saw Ai Le's eyes looking at his baby, he put it away in the blink of an eye.

Ai Le didn't know what their baby was called, and he couldn't ask for it, so he looked left and right and suddenly saw Yang Jian's dog, the Howling Sky Dog, the second generation, the first generation was sick and hung up.

He pointed to the second-generation roaring dog and said, "My family has one less dog to guard the yard, give me that dog." ”

Yang Jian's face darkened, and he scolded: "You are looking for death." ”

Ai Le glared and said, "Don't you want your uncle's three eyes to give you a face?" Believe it or not, the master used a trick against the sky to cut you all? Believe it or not, if you get sick in the future, Lao Tzu will not treat you, and let you die of pain. ”

As soon as Ai Le's voice fell, the second-generation roaring dog suddenly ran over, squatting in front of Ai Le, dreaming of wagging his tail.

The second-generation roaring dog betrayed like this, and Yang Jian hurriedly said: "You give me back." ”

The second-generation roaring dog didn't look at Yang Jian, and looked at Ai Le pitifully and said: "Doctor Ai take me away, Heavenly Court can't stay anymore, I can't even eat fast bones, Yang Jian is too picky, I won't mess with him." ”

Ai Le smiled and touched the head of the second-generation roaring dog and said: "Strange dog, don't worry about the bones, don't talk about the bones, the meat is enough, eat every day, eat pork today, eat beef tomorrow, eat until you get tired." ”

As soon as Ai Le's words fell, the gods and immortals in the heavenly court swallowed their saliva again and again, now the heavens really can't stay, compared to the earth, it's hell, no, it's not even as good as a special hell. (To be continued......)