Chapter 147: Pre-War Mobilization
Under the angry eyes of the Jade Emperor and others, Ai Le and others happily went out of Nantianmen, the harvest of this trip was not bad, the imperial dining room of the heavenly court was swept away, and all ten imperial chefs were arrested and brought to justice, no, according to Ai Le sent it is please, yes, it is please, plus the second generation of the roaring dog who abducted Yang Jian, this dog can take care of the home, it is really not good, it can also be made into a dog meat hot pot to make up for it, now the weather is cold, it is best to eat dog meat hot pot.
If the second generation of the roaring dog knew the thoughts in Ai Le's heart, I don't know if it would regret it and crash to death, I thought it was to abandon the darkness and cast the light to mix some food and drink, who would have thought that its new unscrupulous owner would have the intention of making it into a dog meat hot pot.
Ai Le and his entourage went down to the heavens, as soon as they arrived home, Ai Le immediately gave Yi Yin and these people ideological and political lessons, Ai Le really did not have the talent to be a teacher, and sat on the back of the chair like a bandit leader, knocking on his legs and waving his hands and shouting: "Follow Lao Tzu to mix meat and drink wine." ”
This ideological and political class is simply like a bandit robbing a group of strong men, and then the bandit leader tells them that as long as they follow him, there is enough wine and meat, and it is simple and rude.
Yi Yin and the others, look at me, I see that you are a little confused in your eyes, you were still an immortal in the sky just now, why did you fall into the grass in the blink of an eye?
However, Ai Le's sentence of having meat to eat and wine to drink still deeply touched their hearts, there is no way to make a famine in the sky now, the Jade Emperor has to grow some vegetables to eat like an old farmer, he has mixed up to this point, and the situation of other people can be imagined.
Yi Yin's group of people have been idle for a long time, and they are so idle that they are not the most uncomfortable. Not having enough to eat is the most uncomfortable, they have long had the idea of going down to the mortal world, even if they come to the mortal world, even if they are beggars, it is better than starving in the sky. But one is because there is no chance, but I am afraid that I will be happy if I violate the rules of heaven without permission, once I am caught, so I have not dared to run. Yes please, yes please come down.
Yi Yin and the others shouted with teary eyes: "Follow Doctor Ai to have meat to eat and wine to drink." ”
Elle was dumbfounded. He didn't expect that he would say a very unnutritious nonsense that would make Yi Yin's group so excited that they all shed tears, what is the situation? This group of people won't be dropped by the old boy of the Jade Emperor, right? Is it a prisoner of the heavenly court, if Lao Tzu loses a lot. Raising a group of prisoners has other uses. They will only eat and sleep, but they can't make money for themselves.
As soon as he thought that he had been pitted by the Jade Emperor, the corners of Ai Le's eyes twitched, and his face evolved towards a violent man.
Gao Jin has been with Ai Le for the longest time, and he has a little understanding of his temper, seeing him like this, he hurriedly leaned over like a dog-headed military advisor and attached it to his ear: "The reason why these people support you is that Heavenly Court is too bitter, you don't have to eat, you don't have to drink." It was a blessing that they did not starve to death, and today Doctor Ai rescued them from the sea of suffering. How could they not be grateful to Dade? ”
Ai Le thought about it, but he was still a little uneasy, and thought about it and said: "The kitchen is next to it, you go and cook your best dish for me, and this divine doctor wants to try the dish." ”
As soon as Yi Yin and these people heard this, they stood up like chicken blood and wanted to be the first to make a specialty dish for Ai Le, and they almost didn't fight for this matter, this group of people had old people, women, and middle-aged people, everyone was making a mess, Ai Le was a head and two big, and finally he couldn't stand it and shouted: "Shut up, you guys are waiting here." ”
Ai Le went out and called Lin Bingru in, as soon as Lin Bingru came in, she was startled when she saw a group of people standing in the room, and pointed at Yi Yin and said, "Brother Ai, are they?" ”
Ai Le smiled and said, "I plan to open a restaurant, they are the chefs I invited, come, give you money." After Ai Le finished speaking, he took out a hundred yuan, thinking that it didn't seem to be enough, he gritted his teeth and added another hundred, and then said to Lin Bingru: "You take this money to buy vegetables, you can buy whatever they need, remember not to buy more, it's almost enough." ”
Ai Le is now poor and white, and he has only a few hundred yuan left in his wallet, and spending one point is one point less, so he can only hope that Liang Shishi will quickly decorate the hotel and open it immediately, so that Yi Yin and these people can make money for themselves.
Lin Bingru took the money and ran to ask Yi Yin what ingredients these people needed, and the house was in chaos again, and Ai Le was hurt by what they said in the east and west, so he went out directly with his hands behind his back to hide in Qingjing.
The second generation of the Roaring Sky Dog followed out, what does the real Roaring Sky Dog look like Ai Le doesn't know, the reason why he didn't want the baby was because he didn't want to offend the gods of the heavenly court too ruthlessly, everyone still has a cooperative relationship, and they will have to contact in the future, and it is not good for Ai Le to be the most ruthless.
But this time he made too much trouble, and he had already offended the Jade Emperor, and if he offended him anyway, he would like to have more benefits, and he saw that the Roaring Sky Dog was selling well, and the fur was shiny and looked very beautiful. Elle decided to bring this dog here, so that he would not offend the heavens too much, and he would be able to reap some additional benefits.
Elle saw the Howling Dog wagging his tail and said, "What's your name?" ”
"My name is Howling Dog, Doctor Ai." The voice of the whistling dog is very flattering.
Ai Le scratched his head and said: "What a broken name, your predecessor has hung up, this name is unlucky, give me you one." ”
The roaring dog thinks about it, his bitter predecessor is said to have died of illness and starvation, and after his death, it is said that he was dug up and eaten by a few unscrupulous immortals who were hungry, this unlucky name is indeed very unlucky, so the second generation of the roaring dog wagged his tail faster, and said excitedly: "Ask Ai Divine Doctor to give him a name." ”
Ai Le pretended to be contemplating for a long time, and he didn't know what he was talking about, and the second generation of Howling Sky Dog was even more excited, and Ai Shen Doctor would definitely give him a very good and auspicious name if he thought about it so much.
Who would have thought that Ai Le suddenly slapped his hand and said: "You are called Wangcai, it is too auspicious, Wangcai, Wangcai, with you, Lao Tzu will definitely make a fortune." ”
The tail of the roaring dog paused instantly, a dog's mouth grinned, and the hara fell down drop by drop, his eyes were blank, and he was full of stroke, I grass, you have been thinking about it for so long to give me such a bad street and vulgar name? Prosperous? What the hell are you playing with me?
Ai Le glared and said viciously: "What? Are you not satisfied? ”
The roaring dog recovered instantly, and choked with teary eyes: "Satisfied." Satisfied, it is indeed a very auspicious name. But in his heart, he scolded Ai Le for not being a thing, and he gave himself such a bad name.
Elle is quite satisfied with Wangcai's performance. He looked in the yard, and suddenly took out his mobile phone to make a call, and it didn't take long for the bull head to appear, and it was really scary enough to have a bull head in the yard in broad daylight, but fortunately, Ai Le and Wangcai are not ordinary, they are the best, and one person and one dog will naturally not make a fuss.
Ai Le smiled and said, "Old Niu, I'll discuss something with you!" ”
Niu Tou also smiled: "You have something to say." ”
Ai Le rubbed his hands and said, "It's not a big deal. I just want to borrow your soul rope to use, you see that Wangcai doesn't have a dog chain. ”
The bull's head stared at the boss with a pair of bull's eyes, and the bull's eyes could be squeezed out if he was struggling. It should ring when you step on it, Nima Aile, are you playing me? To call me over is to use Lao Tzu's soul rope as a dog chain, you damn it!
Wangcai has suffered another stroke, and he suddenly realizes that it was a bad decision to go down with Ai Le. This thing doesn't just give itself a fucking name. I still want to tie myself up, your uncle, I already knew that Lao Tzu would not come down.
"Doctor Ai, don't make trouble." The bull head wants to cry without tears, and it is really a great tragedy in life to have such an unreliable goods on the stall.
Ai Le said seriously: "Who is making trouble with you, the dog must be leashed, otherwise what if he hurts someone?" Lao Tzu has to pay a large amount of medical expenses, and Lao Tzu is now returning after 20 years of hard work. One word is poor, two words are poor. I can't afford to pay for the medical bills. ”
Ele's strange and chaotic logic made the soul cord in the bull's hand fall to the ground with a "clang", please, the dog you got back is not an ordinary dog, okay, even if you are afraid that he will bite you, you can buy a dog chain to tie him, as for calling me up and using my soul cord?
Wangcai burst into tears and choked up: "Doctor Ai, I'm a whistling dog, I won't bite." ”
Ai Le turned his head sideways and looked at Wangcai and corrected: "You are not a roaring dog, you are the second generation of roaring dogs, and now your name is Wangcai." ”
Wangcai was paralyzed on the ground, what is the difference between the mother egg and the second generation of the Roaring Sky Dog, not all of them are Yang Jian's Howling Sky Dogs.
Ai Le Na said to himself: "But what you said is right, you can speak, can you still bite, forget it, I am in a good mood today and will not tie you." Speaking of this, Ai Le suddenly said viciously: "But you remember it for Lao Tzu, if you dare to bite someone, Lao Tzu will slaughter you to make dog meat hot pot, and you are not allowed to defecate in the open at home, you have to go to the toilet, do you know?" ”
Wangcai really wants to pretend to be dead, don't bring such an insult, don't insult a dog, Lao Tzu is a divine dog, he is also a fairy, and he is not a stupid dog in the mortal world, Lao Tzu will defecate casually? It's a terrible.
Ai Leke didn't care about this, and repeatedly instructed Wangcai, but he was repeatedly ruined by him.
Niu Tou breathed a sigh of relief when he saw that Ai Le was not beating his idea of detaining the soul rope, and he didn't dare to interject, for fear that Ai Le was beating his idea of detaining the soul rope, but he didn't dare to leave, so he could only stand there and look at poor Wangcai with pity.
Ai Le said enough and was too lazy to say that it was too cold outside and turned back to the house, leaving tears on the ground of Wangcai, the bull head saw him go and immediately smeared oil on the soles of his feet and ran, he really didn't want to stay there, he was afraid that his heart couldn't stand it, in case of a sudden heart attack hanging here, it would be too tragic, and it would become a joke in the underworld, and he was told that he died of a heart attack.
Lin Bingru went to buy vegetables and left not long after Liang Shishi came back, the queen was the queen who would be mobilized before the war as soon as she came back, first analyzed the difference between staying in heaven and staying in the mortal world for Yi Yin and these people, just by one point - staying in the heavenly court and starving, staying in the mortal world can solve the problem of food and clothing, so that Yi Yin and these people don't want to leave.
Next, I will talk about the cake, what to say to let Yi Yin and these people show their strengths and realize the ideal revenge in their hearts, just now it was material satisfaction, now it is spiritual, Yi Yin's eyes are red with excitement, they are also immortals with ideals and revenge, and they usually stay in the sky to serve the Jade Emperor, and there is really no challenge.
Now you can show your strengths in the mortal world, and let a small restaurant gradually grow into the best restaurant in China, and it is exciting to think about it.
Finally, there are rewards and punishments, Liang Shishi seems to have thought about the reward and punishment system for a long time, and now when she says it in detail, Yi Yin and these people not only have no opinions, but they are also eager to try, and they have the urge to go to the hotel now to show their revenge.
Ai Le's eyes were red when he saw it beside him, he was not happy, he was depressed, his speech like a bandit just now was like a heaven and an earth compared to Liang Shishi, damn it, how could he not even be as good as a woman, this is too embarrassing.
Liang Shishi did the mobilization in front of the station and began to settle their living conditions, Ai Le rented a house is not small, but there are too many people, so Ai Le can only cry and mourn and rent the next door, to Yi Yin and these people as a dormitory, and now Ai Le is completely poor and white.
However, it is gratifying that Yi Yin and these people are worthy of the title of celebrity chefs, and the dishes they made almost made Ai Le swallow his tongue, and a bloody case almost happened in order to compete for food, Gao Jin, Ai Le, and Zhu Bajie almost fought.
Fortunately, Sun Dasheng likes to eat peaches, Sha Seng and Bailongma are vegetarians, and Liang Shishi took her maid and Cheng Ziyi out to see the tables and chairs, otherwise, there is a chance that the Ai Le family will become a pot of porridge, and if it is not good, it will become a ruin.
Ai Le collapsed on the chair and didn't want to move after being full of wine and food, at this time the mobile phone rang, and it was Ren Qianxue who called, Ai Le instantly came back to life with full blood and baskets, and said numbly: "Dear, do you miss me?" ”
Ren Qianxue blushed in the other hand, she was still not used to Ai Le's title, and said: "Who misses you, I have something to do with you, didn't you promise my parents to take me to see the house today yesterday?" You haven't called me after waiting for you all morning, can't you go if you have something? ”
Ai Le's blood groove was instantly emptied by Ren Qianxue's big move, and he said with a white face: "Looking at the house? I promised your parents yesterday? ”
Ren Qianxue said: "Yes, you forgot." ”
Ai Le really forgot, he drank too much yesterday and broke it, so he remembered to go to Ren Qianxue's house for dinner, as for what he said and did during the meal, he had no impression at all.
This is troublesome, I have the money to buy a house now, but I can't tell Ren Qianxue directly, who let him drink too much yesterday and didn't close the door, if he regrets what he promised, how does Ren Qianxue think of herself.
So Ai Le could only bite the bullet and say: "I remember, I drank too much yesterday and was too uncomfortable today, I just got up, have you eaten?" After eating, okay, you wait at home, I'll pick you up, and then let's go to see the house. Elle hung up the phone and waved himself in the face. (To be continued......)