14- The bus to the ghost set
Of course not! Have you ever seen a ghost that can cry?
The summer weather is changeable, and the sky that was still hanging with the sun just now suddenly became cloudy, and what was originally a sporadic drop of water immediately turned into a dense heavy rain.
Thinking that I was just swept out of the house today, God brought me such a heavy rain today, I silently compared a middle finger to the sky.
The dense rain immediately turned into a torrential downpour, and the dirt road next to it smashed a pothole.
Me: "......"
Although I like this kind of rainy day very much, but such a heavy rain will not come out even if it is a ghost, right!!
I ran to the bus stop with one foot and one foot shallow, and saw a girl sitting under the license plate with a double ponytail and a very innocent face, and I suddenly remembered that it is easy to see ghosts at the bus stop on a rainy day.
I didn't believe that, but look at the girl with the double ponytail and a ghost next to her (yes, a ghost!). The conversation was good, and I believed it.
Floating behind a man and a ghost, I caught sight of the happy ghost who was talking to the girl...... Pretty handsome!
I stretched out my long legs of one meter two to show my presence, and the male ghost turned a blind eye, not even a look that was given to me, and the girl with a double ponytail couldn't see me......
Got a little bit in, I clearly saw the pure appearance of the double ponytail girl, what a beauty, such a wild double ponytail, of course, to everyone to share!
I couldn't see me through the wild double ponytail, so I deliberately sat between the girl and the male ghost to block the male ghost's view.
The male ghost was a little impatient on his face, but he couldn't show it in front of the wild double ponytail, so he had to smile helplessly, "The bus is coming soon, and I'm going home now." ”
The wild double ponytail looked reluctant, "That...... Will you come here next time? ”
The male ghost was also reluctant, "Yes, I will come again." ”
The bus with license plate number 014 arrived, and the man rudely grabbed my hand and got on the bus, standing at the door and waving goodbye to the wild double ponytail that stood up from the chair.
When I got into the car, I noticed that the car was full of ghosts, and I couldn't help but feel a little strange.
Fortunately, Lao Tzu just puzzled ...... When I put together the body parts, I deliberately put together a few wrong places, otherwise I am afraid that Lao Tzu will be watched by this group of ghosts now.
The male ghost gave the conductor the money, and when he saw that I looked like I had no money, I was a dead pig who was not afraid of boiling water, so he sighed and paid for my car.
Me: Tuhao, do you lack leg pendants?
It seems that this male ghost is quite rich, I hugged the male ghost's big thick legs, "The local tyrant begs for **." ”
The male ghost's face twitched, the face of the change conductor twitched fiercely, and the ghosts in the car looked at me.
Pulling the suit and tie, I got up from the ground with a calm expression, "I just dropped a voice recorder, I can't find it." ”
Male ghost: "......"
Conductor: "......"
Full of ghosts: "......"
The driver, who was concentrating on driving, took the time to ask, "Do you know where this bus is going today?" ”
I shook my head and looked blankly at the car full of ghosts.
The driver was silent for a moment, but the movements of his hands were not slow, and the car carrying N ghosts was still driving fast, "Today's bus is going to the fifty-year-old gathering, haven't you participated?" ”
I pointed to my face, which means that I am handsome, high-end, atmospheric, high-end, low-key, luxurious, and connotative, how could I go to that kind of tasteless place.
The driver turned his head and looked at me with empty eyes, "Don't be discouraged, young man, you can't change your appearance because of your parents, but you must be positive and work hard to never lose confidence!" I'm optimistic about you~"
What's the naughty tone of the last sentence, Ah Fall! And did you misunderstand something? I'm a yellow flower ghost! Which of your ghost eyes saw me as a young man, ahhhh
Indignantly, he smashed the armrest on the car, and a crunch was especially clear and loud in this small, silent space.
The conductor took out a black notebook from his bag, wrote on it, and then tore off the second printed sheet and gave it to me.
Me: "......"
"Uncle, I didn't mean to!" In front of money, especially in front of a poor and white ghost who has no money, Lao Tzu can't afford to lose so much!
The conductor calmly kicked away me who was hanging on his lap and did not relax, "It's useless to say more, let's compensate according to the bill." ”
I distinctly felt the car tremble when the conductor said this, and sure enough, the driver turned his head to me and said, "That's how Lao Tzu was brought to drive."
After looking at the string of zeros on the bill, a ghost crying wolf smile appeared on my face, "Uncle begs to be spared!" ”
Ruthlessly pushing my face away with his hand, the conductor shrank in the corner of the car and left a sentence, "Leave me when you get to the place." ”
"QAQ," I raised an eyebrow as I looked at the conductor cowering in the corner, "and the handrail is in disrepair." ”
The male ghost who pulled me into the car pulled the corner of my clothes, "How much is the handrail, I paid for it." ”
Trench! I held the thighs of the trench in admiration and did not relax, and by the way, I covered a string of small changes and shook the bill in front of the trench.
Then he heard the trench breathe a sigh of relief, "It's not much, I'll pay you when you get to the destination." ”
The conductor looked too lazy to pay attention to us, and the driver seemed to be accustomed to it, but shrugged his shoulders helplessly at us, "There are often some violent ghosts who destroy the car, Amu has guarded the car for decades in order to keep an agreement, and cherishes this car very much, I think I stayed as a driver because I crashed the car, but I didn't expect it to be so long." ”
The conductor named Amu didn't open his eyes, and his expression was so indifferent that everything around him was none of his business.
The driver pouted, turned his head and continued driving, only this time much faster.
Counting the number of ghosts in the car, I couldn't help but be surprised, the car turned out to be ...... Most of them are ghosts that you can't usually see! Especially the driver who drove the car and Ah Mu who was cowering in the corner, I couldn't tell what level they were.
As soon as I go out, I can meet a bunch of people and ghosts who beat me without pressure, and I have the heart to buy ** color!
Tugging the corner of the male ghost standing next to me, I asked with a misplaced face, "Why are there so many elite seniors in the ghost world?" Isn't it just an ordinary rally? ”
The male ghost looked at me like a fool, "My name is An Zhichen, it seems that you are really a dirt bun, not only do you not know about the rally, but you have never taken the bus, you are really too out." ”
Me: "......"
An Zhichen's fingers curled up and played me with a hard brain collapse, which dented my brain. Seeing my aggrieved look, An Zhichen was relieved, "To be a ghost, you have to have great ambitions, you can't be so unpursued, the ghosts under people and ghosts are all unpopular characters, how can you have the opportunity to participate in the most important gathering in the ghost world?" People and ghosts are ghosts who have recovered their former sanity or even become smarter, and this assembly, of course, is also for ghosts. ”
it! Lao Tzu has been doing it for so many years, and the ghost has lived to the dog!!!! Why doesn't Lao Tzu know at all!!!! When has there been so many ghosts here!!!!! I can't get up on my knees, okay!!!