15- If you are sick, we will be cured
The driver stopped the car, and his voice was full of irrepressible joy for you, "It's here, get out of the car." ”
A carload of ghosts looked at Amu in unison, and I looked at An Zhichen beside me with eager eyes.
An Zhichen: "Although I don't want to talk about your spring, but you are really stupid, didn't you see the door opened by Shi Amu when you got in the car?" The door of this car can only be opened by Amu, so now everyone is waiting for Amu to open the door. ”
Me: Oh (⊙o⊙) Oh! I see.
Wrong! Where is Lao Tzu stupid!
Ah Mu, who was shrinking in the corner of the car, opened a pair of dead fish eyes that had no emotion at all, and walked out of the corner indifferently, and said a few words in his mouth that I couldn't hear clearly, and the black and white car broke a big hole out of thin air, just enough for the two ghosts to walk side by side.
I followed behind An Zhichen, got out of the car with the ghosts, looked back at the car, and found Amu standing at the window of the car looking at me expressionlessly, no, it was looking at something through me.
Although I don't know what makes Amu stay in a car for so long, I think, that's my business!?
Turning his head and knocking on An Zhichen's shoulder, "I'll follow you." ”
An Zhichen's expression was broken, he shook off my hand and took out a blank piece of paper from his pocket, "I was kind enough to help you pay the bill, but you actually lied to me!" It's not five hundred at all! That's 50,000 !!!!! ”
What should I do if I am a little weak-hearted, when did Amu give An Zhichen the bill? Why don't I even know?
"Please don't make trouble, you read the bill just now," I simply broke the jar and broke it, hugged An Zhichen's thigh and cried, "I lost my mother at the age of three, my father married my stepmother at the age of four, my stepmother took two sons, I lost my father at the age of five, and my stepmother at the age of eighteen wanted to marry me to Cuihua at the entrance of the village, the night before I got married, I took medicine and died, and after becoming a ghost, I wandered around, helpless, and finally had a clear consciousness, and I saw that I was going to make a fortune and become well-off, but I didn't expect to destroy other people's things today, Now you don't even want me well, I can't love in my life, it's better to die again, and no one will drag me down this time. ”
The surrounding ghosts all stopped to watch the excitement, An Zhichen helped me who was hugging his thighs and didn't relax, and looked at me with an affectionate face, "Dog, I'm Cuihua, you went back then, and it didn't take long for me to bear the rumors and follow you." ”
Me: "I'm kidding." ”
The surrounding ghosts scattered when they were bored, and they all looked like they were in a hurry, so the assembly inside must be very important, after all, it can bring together so many people and ghosts who can't usually be seen.
An Zhichen threw me back to the ground, hugged his arms and looked at me with a calculating expression, "This 50,000 yuan, it's not that I can't compensate you, I see that your facial features are adjusted, you should look good, and when you come back from the assembly, you will follow me to a place and earn the 50,000 yuan back for me." ”
Me: "Ya Butterfly! ”
An Zhichen: ""
It's rare, An Zhichen blushed, "Don't think about it, I don't want you to do that kind of thing." ”
I asked tentatively, "So what do you want me to do?" ”
An Zhichen glanced at me with disdain, "You will naturally know when you should know, and I will naturally tell you when I should tell you." ”
silently added a label to An Zhichen in his heart if he didn't pretend to be forced to die, since he didn't pay me money for free, I don't need to be so polite, "Go up the knife mountain and go down to the sea of fire or something, go forward and die or something, kill people and set fire to ** kidnap pits and abduct or something, I won't do it." ”
An Zhichen: "I just don't want you to do any of this, you think too much." ”
I exhaled, just don't do these things, "I've never seen a rally before, don't the hell it's almost over, if we don't go in again, there will be no place." ”
As soon as the words fell, I knew I was wrong, because Ahn Zhichen's real earth bun gaze was shooting at me, "You think this is the size of a room you see?" ”
Me: "No, no, no, I thought it was a three-piece room." ”
An Zhichen: ""
Changing to a true and stupid gaze, An Zhichen looked at me with disdain, "This is a spell cast by a ghost realm power, what is it called 2.0, forget it, how can you understand what I mean with the level of your dirt bun." ”
Me: ""
I didn't refute An Zhichen, because when An Zhichen said that Qiankun 2.0 was in his sleeve, a flash of inspiration flashed in my mind, and I couldn't grasp it quickly.
An Zhichen, who disliked my turtle speed, grabbed my arm and almost dragged me forward, "It's slow to death, even if you go in at this speed, there will be no seats." ”
With my superior eyesight, I can clearly see three large tiled houses standing in the distance, and in the middle of the tiled house is sitting at the door of an old ghost, and now he is smiling and groaning to collect the ticket (at least that's how I understand it). )
squeezed into the big queue, the most strange thing for me was that there was no ghost in the queue, and An Zhichen also pulled me to the back of the queue honestly.
Pulling the corner of An Zhichen's clothes, I lowered my voice and thought that I couldn't hear it in the audience, but in fact, I could hear it and said to An Zhichen, "Let's cut the line, there will definitely be no seats in the queue." ”
An Zhichen: "Don't make trouble! ”
After speaking, An Zhichen tugged at the corner of my clothes, and his eyes turned around like a convulsion.
However, I still understood, "You mean that my idea is too good, why can't you think of it before?" ”
An Zhichen: ""
ran into a fool who was rare in a century, An Zhichen didn't want to say anything, and patted the back of the fool's head in front of him hard, An Zhichen hated iron and said with hatred: "Will you die if you grow your brain!! Can you be a civilized ghost!! Will you die if you don't cut the line!! If you don't say a few words, will you die!! ”
Me: "......"
The girl was too ruthless, and slapped my head off with half pulling...... Although it didn't hurt, it hurt my dignity, I casually broke my head, and looked at An Zhichen with my eyebrows upside down, "Lose money!" ”
If An Zhichen just wanted to mention the stupid thing in front of him just now, then he now has the heart to dig up the ancestral grave of this stupid person!!
The ghosts around me all looked at me with unkind faces, I suddenly realized something, pulled An Zhichen's collar, I lowered my voice and said, "You see that you are talking so loudly in public, don't be happy."
An Zhichen: "...... Shrewd...... You'd better line up, when the rally is over, I'll buy you something to replenish your brain, you can have no brains when you're alive, but now that you're dead, you can't live like this messy anymore, we have to see if you're sick! ”
Me: "......"