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On the Oscars stage, host Alan . After Stone announced the award for Best Supporting Actor, he went on a fart. Pen fun and pavilion www.biquge.info

Immediately afterwards, a tall white man in his fifties with black-rimmed glasses walked up with a smile on his face, and then said with a smile: "Don't look at me as the president of the academy, but I want to tell you gentlemen and ladies that I actually want to take a little gold man, well, yes, but unfortunately, I'm just a theoretical academic filmmaker." ”

His modest words made everyone can't help but clap their hands and cheer, while Mike, who was sitting in Chen Xiaotang, pursed his mouth, waiting for the final "judgment" "The novel chapter will be updated the fastest.

To zhidào, King Mike has been developing smoothly in the music industry before, and is known as the greatest contemporary king of dances and singers, but in terms of acting, he is definitely a junior brother who has just entered the industry. But this junior brother was nominated for the Oscar for Best Supporting Actor for the first time he acted, which has to make people admire him. Of course, many of this may have something to do with his own super fame, but it can also be seen that everyone likes him. It is precisely because of this that King Mike is very concerned about this nomination for the sake of Ziji's loyal fans. Seeing that the award is about to be announced, it is no wonder that you are not nervous.

"I've always said that I hate war, whether it's a large-scale war or a small conflict, hehe, yes, I hate the Vietnam War......" Chairman Ace, the guest of honor, touched Ziji's nose, then looked in the direction of the crew of "Field Platoon", and then said: "But it's a pity, we are democratic, although I don't like it, but I can't stop others from doing it...... Okay, I'm not going around the bush either. To put it bluntly, the best supporting actor is Charlie in "Field Platoon". Shin, an actor with a high level of talent! ”

"Bang Bang ......"

After a pause. Applause rang out.

Looking at Mike, the king next to Chen Xiaotang, he didn't expect that Ziji, who had the loudest voice, finally collapsed and lost to Charlie in "Field Platoon". Laborious. However, the king of heaven is the king of heaven, and he can afford to put it down, and after a period of gloomy sadness, he also applauded and congratulated Charlie. Xin Awarded,

Chen Xiaotang, who had been paying attention to Mike, saw that his mood had returned to normal. Only then did I breathe a sigh of relief.

Looking back at Charlie on stage. Xin, why are you so familiar? Chen Xiaotang suddenly thought of a series of comedies he watched in his previous life, isn't this a guy who specializes in comedy? Shime's "Fighting Condor" series, Shime's "Screaming and Laughing" series, there are faces of this guy in every play. Stern. Extremely humorous, he is a very good actor, and it is said in private that this gentleman is drunk, beats his wife, is riddled with gossip, and has constant scandals......

However, now Charlie Sheen can be described as proud, and in the applause, he came to the stage without smiling.

"Charlie. Wish? ahref='/txt/15980/6747685/'>. Chairman Ace warmly hugged Charlie Sheen, and then said into the microphone, "Seriously. I've been making movies all my life, and I've watched movies all my life, but I've never admired a person..."After a pause, he said: "He played the feeling of an American pot head soldier in the Vietnam War, even if it was only a supporting role, but he was still radiant, and your acting skills made people speechless, so congratulations again!" ”

"Thank you, thank you!" Charlie Sheen held up the golden little golden man, a rare smile appeared on his unsmiling face, and then he tightened his mouth and said excitedly: "Actually, before I filmed "Field Platoon", I actually only shot 2 movies, and they were all absolutely small roles, and even the lines were méiyou......"

Charlie Sheen looked at the gorgeous ceiling overhead, blinked his eyes, stabilized his emotions, and then said: "At that time, I learned from the producer that the boss invited me to participate in the filming of "Field Platoon", and I really couldn't believe it, and at the same time, after confirming the news, I swore in my heart that I must perform well, fortunately, everyone is still mǎnyi, and won the Oscar, maybe this is luck, thank you boss, thank you to all my colleagues, and of course, thank you dear judges, thank you!" ”

Although Charlie Sheen's words are finished, it is inevitable that there will be applause again, and the Warner boss, who is the producer of "Field Platoon", is even more proud, look, the first major award belongs to me!

"Oh, and I want to thank my boss too!" The host Stone returned to the stage again, and he looked serious and said, "Because my boss just gave me a salary increase at the beginning of this year, well, yes, I just thank him for that!" ”

"Haha...... This stone is so funny! Madonna giggled and took the opportunity to lie into Chen Xiaotang's arms, and her round shoulders were also gently swaying, indescribably charming.

"Ahem, are you alright? Don't just lay on top of me...... Zhouwéi looks at it! Chen Xiaotang saw his mother's "unhappy" gaze, as well as Fa Ge and Andy...... Even Mike, the king of heaven who had just been frustrated, looked at it, and the expression on his face was very qiguài.

"What, don't you like me next to you? Why did you sleep with me last time? Madonna whispered.

Chen Xiaotang couldn't wait to cover her mouth, "qingchu, eldest sister, I was fooled into bed by you, I am the victim!" ”

"Giggles!" Madonna laughed, "Kidding you, why are you serious?" Well, no more teasing you! Madonna got up and continued to watch the ceremony in a serious manner.

Chen Xiaotang secretly breathed a sigh of relief.

This woman is too demonic.

"Tension needs to be released, and here's a song show, well, that's right, the performer is none other than our great pop king, Mike. Jackson, who was nominated for Best Supporting Actor today, but finally lost to "Field Platoon", welcome him! ”

Cheering for the Oscars to perform songs, has always been the Hollywood music industry? ahref='/txt/15980/5642519/'>.Glory, Mike, as the biggest name among the big names, was invited by the organizing committee. However, he was not in a good mood at this time, and Bijingziji lost the Oscar trophy.

Encouraged by Chen Xiaotang, Mike walked onto the stage with a charming smile on his face amid thunderous applause, looked at Stone, his heart suddenly moved, pretending to look left and right for a while, and then looked at Stone with a confused face, and said, "I'm going wrong difāng." Is this an Oscar or a Grammy? ”

Stone was stunned for a moment, but mǎshàng entered the play, shrugged his shoulders and smiled, "Dear Mike." If Ruguo is a Grammy, I think, you must have a lot of trophies in your hands now... But now......"

Mike spread his hands: "I mean, I'm empty-handed!" Then he shouted to the audience under the stage, "Although I didn't win the award today, I want to tell everyone that I will not be discouraged." I will never give up on film, and in the future, I will definitely win the trophy. For me, for the fans, and for all of you! Trust me! ”

Mike's self-encouragement was immediately warmly applauded by the audience.

"Mike. We believe in you! ”

"Mike. We've got your back! ”……

There was a shout from under the stage.

In the midst of the shouting, the host Stone walked down and gave up the stage to Mike, the king who was about to perform the song, and the music started at the same time.

"I use the song "Dangerous" to tell my dear competitors that I, Mike, are dangerous, and I must fight to the end in the next Oscars!"

In the midst of the energetic music, Mike uses his high-pitched voice. Shouting over and over again, he danced the king's body. Spinning on the stage like a spinning top, causing everyone to be excited~ emotional, the body was guided by the music, writhing with Mike, and some people even stood up, accompanied by Mike's singing, singing over and over again, and the entire Oscars scene was immediately ignited by enthusiasm.

Zhouwéi temperature, suddenly rising.

The king of heaven deserves to be the king of heaven, and in just three minutes, he has already detonated the audience.

After Mike finished singing, the Oscars continued, and the next awards included Best Original Song, which was won by "Top Gun" starring Tom Cruise. The best sound is the big winner "Field Platoon". The best soundtrack is "Midnight" produced by Columbia, and the best sound effect "Alien Sequel".

It wasn't until Shihou, who presented the best special effects, that Chen Xiaotang became nervous, in his opinion, this time Nénggou and Ziji starred in "League of Assassins" in the ring only two plays, "Alien Sequel" and "Field Platoon". These two dramas, one takes the route of sci-fi blockbusters, the other takes the realistic route of the Vietnam War, one is good at makeup special effects, and the other is mainly based on blasting special effects, while Ziji's drama is based on action special effects.

Speaking of which, Yijing won the Oscar for Best Special Effects in the last episode of the "Alien" series, and this time it is making a comeback, and it has plans to score twice. However, this is its advantage and disadvantage. The advantage is that everyone is very familiar with it, and the special effects shots in it are also very recognized, and the disadvantage is the lack of freshness.

In contrast, the realistic theme of "Field Platoon", a series of blasting special effects shots in the play, added a lot of points to this play, giving the audience a great visual impact, especially the bomb explosion and flesh and blood in the play, which makes people feel the cruelty and ruthlessness of the war that the director wants to express. As a result, a large number of fans were captured. However, this kind of blasting special effects bijing is very common, basically many large-scale war movies have it, and this time the competition for the best special effects depends on chance.

Finally, when it comes to "League of Assassins", the special effects shots of this drama are personally checked by Chen Xiaotang himself, so that Industrial Light and Magic spent more than half a month to produce, and there are a lot of computer special effects in it, which is on par with "Star Wars", of course, compared to the drama "Planet", the types of special effects are a little less, but the accuracy and excitement are much higher. Therefore, it is also sought after by many viewers and fans.

Now that the Oscar for Best Special Effects is about to be awarded, both "Field Platoon" and "Alien Sequel" are aimed at Ziji's biggest rival, "League of Assassins", and as long as they overpower it, Nàme will have the odds of winning.

Stone is still on stage and the hostess who replaced him gags, bijing is a huge award scene, and one host can't do it alone, so generally speaking, there are four hosts of zuoyou who act as green leaf hosts to match "acting".

After laughing for a while, the hostess began to invite the presenters who presented the best special effects award to the stage.

This time, the guest turned out to be a beautiful woman with blonde hair and a shawl, with a cute smile, and said with a smile: "I am representing my father's poor Tartar ┦ 17 飧鼋 Bi Wan G?" br/>

Below, Madonna whispered to Chen Xiaotang: "Her father is a famous special effects master in Hollywood, and even a cow like Lucas is his student." ”

Chen Xiaotang suddenly realized, no wonder he would let a little girl come forward to present the award. It turns out that people's fathers are powerful enough.

The blonde beauty is called Venus, and she has the same name as the god of beauty, and it seems that his father is skilled in special effects. The technique of naming is also very sharp, and it is expected that Ziji's daughter must be a beauty, directly Venus.

"Okay, I hope you may not be able to wait, not much to say and start announcing the best special effects film......" The blonde beauty named Venus began to open the envelope, and then looked under the stage, a pair of beautiful eyes first transferred from the "Field Platoon" crew to the "Alien" crew. When the people over there were so excited, they turned to the side of "League of Assassins", and finally said loudly: "The winner of this year's Oscar for Best Special Effects is ...... "League of Assassins". George. Lucas! ”

The bearded Lucas sitting behind Chen Xiaotang is still confused, who, who won the award?!

Until Chen Xiaotang turned his head and said to him, "Why don't you go up quickly?!" ”

The bearded man came to his senses, "It's me." It turned out to be me! Hahaha. I'm award-winning, oh on, I love you to death! Then he trotted up with a shy stomach.

After going up, this guy will shamelessly hug the beautiful Venus, and the whole one-color uncle look.

Fortunately, the little beauty of the family is self-sufficient, and she very skillfully avoided his sassy beard, and then said, "Congratulations! ”

Lucas didn't hug the people, and Gǎnjiào suffered a little. Didn't the previous winners all hug the guests, and they opened their arms to try again. The little girl directly stuffed the trophy into his arms, "Say a few words, testimonials and ......"

Lucas: "Nima...... I don't let you hug it, and I feel like a fart! ”

"Ahem, I am very grateful to the Oscar organizing committee for giving me this opportunity, and I will definitely study harder in the future and carry forward the computer special effects technology...... By the way, I also want to thank my friend, the owner of Fox, and the current Hollywood star Mr. Chen Xiaotang, who gave me the opportunity to do the special effects of this play, thank you, méiyou him, for the play Méiyou, and the award in my hand! Thank you, Rafite! Lucas held up the little golden man excitedly.

Chen Xiaotang didn't expect this bearded Lu to mention ziji, so he had to stand up very politely, accept his thanks, and nod to everyone by the way.

I originally thought that I could walk around and then sit down, but the blonde beauty Turán on the stage said: "I forgot to tell you that I have always been a fan of Rafi Chen, I like his movies very much, and now I really want to take the opportunity to hug him, I don't know if I can?" ”

As soon as these words came out, Lucas was stunned.

Chen Xiaotang was also stunned.

The bearded man was stunned because: Nima, what do you mean by you asking him to hug me or not?

Chen Xiaotang was stunned because: How could it be so coincidental, don't mess with me, okay?!

But no matter what, everyone likes to see such episodes, so some people heckled: "Here's one!" "Hug one!" "Fulfill the wishes of other little girls!" ……

Chen Xiaotang was speechless.

There was no way, Chen Xiaotang had no choice but to stand up and walk onto the stage and gently hugged the beautiful Venus.

I thought it would be over, but who would have thought that Venus Turán kissed him on the cheek.

The crowd was in an uproar, followed by thunderous applause.

"Wow, that's wonderful!"

"yes, it's better than the movie!"

"Does this count as a kiss?!"

"What do you say?" ……

Under the stage, my mother Li Shuzhen's eyes widened, a Madonna is enough to worry about it in the future, why did a foreign girl pop up again?

Dad Chen Fugui explained, "Relax, this is the courtesy of foreigners, but it is only a kiss on the face, not a kiss on the mouth." ”

Others, such as Fa Ge and Andy, "Alas, it's good to be a star in Hollywood!" ”

Anyway, the inadvertent move of the beautiful girl Venus triggered a small high ~ tide at the award ceremony. Even Chen Xiaotang's light at the moment overshadowed the stupid bearded Lucas behind him.

The hostess of the host Stone came to the stage again, of course, as soon as they showed their faces, the two began to joke with Chen Xiaotang, saying: "Up, I'm still mingbái, ziji is still far from the real handsome guy." ”

Hostess: "Really? ”

"Of course, otherwise how could a beautiful woman take the initiative to ask me for a kiss?"

"May I?"

"You...... You arrange your husband first! ”

"Don't worry, he won't be jealous."

"Yes, but I used to be a slaughterhouse mechanic!"

……

Another gag.

The award ceremony continued.

Next up are the Best Art Direction, Best Editing, Best Cinematography...... It's a pity that this award of "League of Assassins" lost to a lesser-known literary film "Evangelism", which can be regarded as Hollywood's encouragement of art films.

Chen Xiaotang doesn't think there is a shime, the award of best cinematography is not important to him, and the best screenwriter to be awarded next is the focus of his attention.

On stage, the host Stone took the stage again.

This time it's the turn of shihou who sings and dances.

Chen Xiaotang Yijing was explained by the Oscar Organizing Committee before, and before the king Mike, he asked him to sing a song to help the fun.

How could Chen Xiaotang refuse such an invitation.

So after the host solemnly announced, "We are honored to invite Asia Sky tonight? ahref='/txt/15980/4763586/'>.Superstar, and one of the best Chinese superstars in Hollywood today, Mr. Raffi Chen, sings a beautiful song for all of us, the name of this song is ...... "Heartless Talk"! Everyone applauded and welcomed!! ”

Melodious music sounded slowly.

Chen Xiaotang's shijiān who showed his singing voice again has arrived! (To be continued.) )