In the calm afternoon, Shangguan was pedaling his bicycle, the sun shone on the trees and leaves, and the shadows were sprinkled on his face, and he was comfortably sleepy.

Between the legs kicking, from time to time touching the bucket on the handlebar, making a cooing sound, Shangguan Nengren yawned and rubbed his eyes: "I'm so sleepy!" ”

Thinking of the two little Loli who had just separated, Shangguan Nengren kept sighing, and finally gave his phone number to Liu Yilan, speaking of which, this was the first person to know his phone number after he had a mobile phone, except for Xin Yuyuan and his parents.

Don't look at the fact that it has been so long since the school started, Shangguan has done a good job of keeping his mobile phone number secret, and he doesn't even know Xiang Beibei. In fact, he was afraid, afraid that Xiang Beibei would bother him anytime and anywhere if he knew that he had a mobile phone.

It's scary enough to be at school, but if you don't have peace after school, you really can't live your life.

When he got home, his parents gossiped and asked Xiang Xiang Beibei what was the relationship with him? Isn't it interesting? Shangguan Nengren had a headache and dropped a sentence: "Nothing!" "Twist your head and go into the bedroom, and lock it with your hand.

After a good afternoon of vacation, it was dismantled and fragmented, and the competent person lay on the bed, looked at the time, it was four o'clock, and the evening self-study was seven o'clock, and the competent person closed his eyes and could sleep for a while.

Within ten minutes, the phone rang: "Dad, answer the phone ......"

Shangguan Nengren opened his eyes, picked up the mobile phone next to the pillow, it was an unfamiliar number, and picked it up: "Hey, which one?" ”

"Big brother, your mobile phone ringtone takes advantage of me." The voice is very familiar, it is Liu Yilan's poor-breasted little Lori.

Shangguan Nengren yawned and smiled lazily: "I'm sorry, I just think it's fun." After a pause: "Is there something wrong?" ”

"Well, it's nothing, it's just that I'm home, and I'll tell my eldest brother that I'm safe." Liu Yilan's voice was quite shy.

Shangguan is depressed, what kind of peace do you report to me when you get home! We don't know each other.

"Got it, is there anything else?"

"That...... Not...... Without. ”

"Oh?" Shangguan Nengren felt that she must be fine, but she slept a little dazed at this moment, and she didn't bother to think: "Then I'll hang up." ”

"Well, goodbye, big brother."

"Goodbye."

The phone was thrown to the pillow, and the competent person turned over and fell asleep again.

On the other side, in the bathroom, Liu Yilan was soaking in the bathtub, putting her mobile phone aside, her face was red, her hands were on her chest, and she rubbed it lightly twice: "The book says that if you rub it more, it will get bigger, why is mine not big?" ”

Thinking of Shangguan capable people, Liu Yilan's face turned even redder: "Ran Ran said that it is effective to let men rub it?" I wonder if my eldest brother is willing to help me? ”

Today's little kids, it's really ......

Despite reluctance, it was time for evening self-study.

Sitting on the seat, Shangguan looked at Xiang Beibei beside him tremblingly, since he entered the classroom, Xiang Beibei has been bowing his head to write and draw, and he didn't say a word to him, the more this is the case, the more nervous Shangguan can become.

It used to be fine, but since he knew that the A-level smile hid a knife, Shangguan had a sense of oppression when facing Xiang Beibei, which is not to blame him, if you always face a wild Siberian tiger anytime and anywhere, you will also be nervous and scared, and even pee.

Is it an exaggeration? Not at all, Xiang Beibei's terrible, even more ferocious than the wild Siberian tiger, at least the wild Siberian tiger will eat you a hundred, but Xiang Beibei can make you worse than dead.

Secretly turned her head and glanced at Zhang Tingting on the other side, Zhang Tingting was also writing and painting with her head down, it was too quiet, quiet and scary.

Wiping the white hair and sweat on the brain, the anger of the competent person rises from the heart, and the evil is born to the side of the gall!

Yes! Don't you don't speak! Don't talk about pulling down! I don't say it either!

Pick up a notebook and draw Transformers on it......

Hey! Good Optimus Prime, painted like a small pickup, Megatron is even more fierce, this is a water gun played by children?

"Hehehe......" The familiar laughter sounded in his ears, and the Shangguan turned his head to look at Bei Bei and smiled at the transformers that Bei Bei was staring at in his notebook.

"Laughing at what?" Shangguan closed the notebook, his old face was red, although he has F-level calligraphy and painting ability, but this painting is Chinese painting, Danqing, but the Transformers just now are hard pen comics, which cannot reflect the skills of Chinese painting, and it is understandable that it is ugly.

Xiang Beibei smiled slightly: "The painting is very good." ”

Shangguan Nengren breathed a sigh of relief, eldest sister, just talk to yourself.

"Ahem, in fact, I'm better at Chinese painting, this kind of hard stroke is just casual play." has the ability to be low-key, but in front of beautiful women, you have to show off, low-key men have no women's popularity!

"Really?" Xiang Beibei looked at him suspiciously.

Shangguan nodded again and again: "Yes!" If you don't believe it, I will have time to paint a picture for you in the future, whether it is a landscape, a person, or a flower, bird, fish and insects, no problem. ”

Winked at Bei Bei and smiled, "Okay! Don't forget. ”

"Look!" Shangguan was full of confidence, and said in his heart: Go back and suck all the E-level qin, chess, calligraphy and painting, not only to paint, but also to write, well, just a picture of a divine bird and a phoenix......

Seeing that the competent person agreed without coughing, he winked at Bei Bei and smiled.

On the other side, Zhang Tingting raised her head, saw Shangguan and talking and laughing at Beibei, a trace of complexity flashed in her eyes, thinking of the afternoon, she felt a faint pain in her buttocks, and pursed her lips: Stinky guy, spank my ass, sooner or later I want you to look good.

The first class of the evening self-study finally began, King Yama walked in with a stack of test papers, stood on the podium, swept his eyes to the functional person intentionally or unintentionally, and coughed dryly: "Students, the results of the morning test are out, now I will read the top 20 students in Chinese scores, and those who read their names will go to the podium to receive the test papers." ”

The atmosphere in the class suddenly became tense, and the twenty or thirty students with good Chinese scores pricked up their ears, expecting a breakthrough in their grades.

"The first place in this language test, a competent person, 98 points."

When King Yama read out that the first place was a Shangguan capable person, and the score was as high as 98 points, the whole class was in an uproar.

"A mighty man? Is there any mistake? ”

"Can't! The powerful man has always been the tail of the crane in our class! Although the score of the entrance test has improved a lot, it is only in the middle of the stream! The high score is still English, when did the language become so strong? ”

"Yes! And only 2 points were deducted, it is estimated that these 2 points are still deducted from the composition, so isn't it a full score for the basic knowledge questions? ”

"It's over! 2012, it must be 2012. ”

When the whole class was discussing, Shangguan stood up triumphantly: See, this is my brother's strength, you wait for the people to be envious, jealous and hateful! Wowhaha!

Walking towards the podium, King Yama glanced at him meaningfully, and said: "The progress is fast, and in addition to Chinese, your other three subjects are also very high, if this is your real strength, maybe you can be admitted to Tsinghua University, Peking University and other super first-class universities." ”

"Uh......" Shangguan Capable Man scratched his head and said, "Teacher Wang, I think so!" Our domestic universities are the same, and Tsinghua University and Peking University's international ranking is not very good, so it is better to go to university in our city! Many universities in our city are also very strong, close to home, and the admission scores for local candidates are still lower, how good. ”

King Yama frowned, and snorted lightly and heavily: "Rotten wood cannot be carved!" Second place, Li Ming, 94 points. ”

Shangguan Neng took the test paper triumphantly and returned to his seat, and when he saw where he had lost his marks, he really lost two points for his composition, which is no way, if it is not a particularly excellent composition, it is difficult to get a full score.

What does it mean to be a particularly good essay? In addition to outstanding writing, it is also necessary to conform to the spiritual ideology of being healthy and progressive, loving the motherland, and willing to contribute to the four modernizations of socialism.

Shangguan is able to grasp the spirit of 'slapping the horse', coupled with his already excellent language ability, this only made King Yama deduct two points, otherwise King Yama has a law that makes you unable to eat and walk around.

The arm was suddenly stabbed, and the Shangguan capable man turned his head: "Hiccup? ”

Xiang Beibei smiled: "Didn't copy? ”

Shangguan Nengren had a black line on his face, picked up the test paper and pointed to the score on it: "You copy a 98 score for me." ”

"Hehe, it's good that I didn't copy it." Xiang Beibei muttered to himself: "Impossible! The progress is too fast, is it doping? ”

“……”

Shangguan suddenly remembered the London Olympics that ended not long ago.

After Ye Shiwen broke the world record and won the championship, many Western media kept hyping up the doping issue, and the psychology of envy, jealousy and hatred was clearly revealed.

The most classic is the gymnastics rings, Chen Yibing's movements on the ring are extremely perfect, and he also stands firmly on the ground, but the last Brazilian player to appear is not as good as Chen Yibing in the same difficulty, but the action on the bar is not as good as Chen Yibing, and he took a step on the ground, but he was actually given a high score by the referee and was 'championed'.

After that, there were women's uneven bars, men's horizontal bars, women's cycling, men's diving, etc., all of which were hacked, and were finally overtaken by the United States, only winning the gold medal and the second place in the medal table.

The entire West celebrates with a crown, but it is shameless to kill countless Chinese people! I've never seen such a shameless.

This Olympics has once again taught the children of China that Westerners are a pack of white-eyed wolves, who will never be our friends, and the only way out is to kill them and make them disappear from the earth forever.

cough, although the strength is not enough at the moment, but in the future, one day these wolf cubs will be killed, so that they will regret coming to this world one by one.

"Sixth place, Zhang Tingting, 89 points."

Zhang Tingting walked up to the podium and took the exam paper, Zhang Tingting was obviously not very satisfied with this score, but she glanced at Bei Bei provocatively, showing a smug smile, without it, King Yama read her name first, which showed that Xiang Bei Bei was behind her, and for her, who had been repeatedly stimulated this afternoon, she finally had a bad breath.

"Seventh place, Xiang Beibei, 88 points."

One point, only one point short.

Xiang Beibei walked up to the podium with a smile, and after receiving the exam papers, he still behaved very calmly, and this calmness made Shangguan people a little hairy.

"Hey......" Shangguan wanted to say something, but when he saw that the carbon pen that Xiang Beibei was holding in his hand was broken into two pieces, he turned his head and smiled: "What's the matter?" ”

"Uh......" Shangguan was in a cold sweat: "No...... It's okay. ”

"Really?" Xiang Bei smiled at Beibei, looked at the pen in his hand, threw it on the ground, picked up a utility knife, pushed it up and pulled it down.

"......" Shangguan wiped his cold sweat, this girl ...... Dangerous, too dangerous!

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