Chapter 15: It's Terrible (part 2 of 2)
"Are you awake?" Shangguan is full of the spirit of the king, and the tone of his voice is high, damn, the school girl has been spanked by us, cool!
"Hmm......" The voice was like a mosquito, and Shangguan was able to listen to it, and he was really subdued by our Wang Ba's qi.
"Not yet!" What a cross! The door is getting higher and higher, and Shangguan can puff out his chest muscles, and he really feels like a bully is reincarnated.
Zhang Tingting jumped off the shoulder of the competent person, her eyes were red, she glanced at the competent person with a complicated expression, and fled with her face.
was spanked in front of her sister, and Zhang Tingting had no face to stay.
Shangguan Nengren stiffened his face, raised his sword eyebrows, shook his tiger body, and Wang Bazhi was angry: Hmph! I know how powerful my brother is! Looking at you one by one, I think the school is amazing! If you mess with my brother, I will beat him up.
"Wow! Brother, you're so amazing! Zhang Ranran's eyes were full of stars, and he pounced on the Shangguan person, rubbing his little face on the chest of the Shangguan person like a kitten, and quickly ran away, rubbing his face with both hands: "I'm dead......"
Competent man: "......"
Frustrated loose pectoral muscles, hey! It's been transformed twice, why is it still a rib! Give me a few taels of meat and I'll die!
"Don't make trouble, hurry up and see your sister, for you, she was not less stimulated today." Shangguan said.
"It's fine." Zhang Ranran disagreed: "My sister was spanked for the first time, and she couldn't get over her face, but she would be in trouble if she went now, let's talk about it at night!" ”
Shangguan Neng is full of cold sweat, are the current little ghosts so shrewd? It's terrible that the problem is analyzed so thoroughly.
At this time, the poor-breasted little Lori packed up the fishing tackle and said to Zhang Ranran: "Ranran, I'll go home if it's okay." ”
The voice is really a little neutral, the hair is short, the eyebrows are not trimmed, and the clothes are wide and wide, no wonder it will be misunderstood.
Zhang Ranran's face was full of apologies: "Yilan, I'm sorry, I was the one who caused you." ”
The poor-breasted little Lori shook her head: "No one can expect this kind of thing." ”
Zhang Ranran was moved: "Yilan, you are so good." ”
"But!" The poor little Lori's face sank, and she knocked Zhang Ranran's head with a fishing rod: "I'm very angry about using me as a gunman without my consent." ”
"Oops! I'm sorry! Zhang Ranran held her head with both hands, and then smiled and hugged the arm of the poor-breasted little Lori, and said, "But people don't want to be separated from you!" Look at my sister's fierce appearance, I have long wanted to teach her a lesson, I thought you could win, but I didn't expect the helper she invited today to be so powerful. ”
Speaking of this, Zhang Ranran turned his head to look at Shangguan Nengren, and snorted lightly: "Brother, you are so annoying, you made me lose." ”
Shangguan shook his head and squatted down to clean up the fishing tackle, his things were simple and easy to put away.
"Big brother, I'll help you." The poor-breasted little Lori ran over and helped the sensual man pour the water from the bucket into the lake.
"Thank you." Shangguan can man smiled slightly, for this poor milk little Lori, Shangguan can person still like it very much, it looks very sensible, and his personality is also good.
"You're welcome." Poor milk little Lori grinned, it's really sunny, if it's a boy, over 3 years old, women under 100 years old are all killed.
"Big brother, my name is Liu Yilan, relying on Yi, orchid orchid, 14 years old, what about you?" Lori, a poor-breasted little girl, asked.
"Oh, hehe, my name is a functional person, a capable person, a talented person, and your classmate's sister is in the same grade, 18 years old." The two of them are talking about imaginary years, in North China City, people's ages are basically calculated according to imaginary years, because they are one year older, simple and easy to remember, unlike those who are one year old, they have to count how many years and how many days, and the trouble is dead.
"Competent people? Hehe, big brother, your name is so interesting. Liu Yilan laughed.
"If you don't come, I just have a weird name, but you're so weird from the inside out, a good girl, dressed like a boy, if it weren't for you, I wouldn't be able to cause so many things today." Shangguan knocked on Liu Yilan's head and scolded with a smile.
As soon as she said this, Liu Yilan was aggrieved: "It's none of my business!" How did I know that there was so much nonsense, and I was the victim! Confused by others. ”
"Well, that's right." Shangguan nodded and turned his head to look at Zhang Ranran.
Zhang Ranran felt ashamed and embarrassed, but when he was stared at like this, he still glared back viciously: "What do you see?" ”
Shangguan shook his head, put his mouth in Liu Yilan's ear, and whispered: "Be careful in the future, don't be sold and help count the money." ”
The hot air blew into Liu Yilan's ears, hot, itchy, Liu Yilan's face was slightly red, she didn't hate this feeling, and nodded lightly: "Big brother, I know, um...... That ......"
Seeing Liu Yilan's sudden hesitation, Shangguan was able to wonder in his heart: "What's wrong?" Something to say! ”
Liu Yilan smiled a little shyly, touched her head, and said, "Big brother, your fishing skills are really good, can you teach me?" ”
Uh, little Lori is so cute when she laughs! But......
A fish is good at technology?
Shangguan Nengren looked amused: "You're not mistaken!" I was lucky enough to catch a big one, and if I kept competing, I might have lost. ”
"Impossible, big brother, don't lie to me." Liu Yilan looked at the competent person seriously: "If your skills are not good, you can't be so calm at first, and you can win me 100%." Yes, at first I thought you were just talking big, but the first fish is a big fish more than a meter long, I don't believe it's just luck, after all, such a big fish, there is a lot of load-bearing damage to the fishing line and the fishing rod, but your fishing rod is very ordinary, if it is me, there is a ** to collapse the line, but you pull it up all of a sudden, and it is impossible to do it without superb technology. ”
Shangguan Nengren was in a cold sweat again: Why are children so smart now? Zhang Ranran is, so are you, it's terrible.
The technique is there, but that's a spell, if your fishing rod, fishing line, and hook are ten times tougher, more than 30 catties of grass carp is like a volume of more than three catties, and it is natural to catch it, I want to teach you, I'm afraid you can't learn.
Shangguan shook his head: "Fishing is a self-cultivation activity, don't worry too much about the technique, as long as it can make the body and mind happy, it is enough, besides, your skills are very good, and the catch is earlier than me!" ”
"Is it physically and mentally pleasant...... Liu Yilan nodded thoughtfully and smiled slightly: "Big brother, you are right, as long as the body and mind are happy, it is enough, and you should not be obsessed with technology." ”
Shangguan Nengren smiled slightly and touched Liu Yilan's head: "It's good to understand." ”
Liu Yilan's eyes widened, and her eyes fluttered and looked at the capable person.
"Huh?" Shangguan is strange, what are you looking at me? It's back to this look.
"What's wrong?"
"Huh? No. Liu Yilan's eyes drooped, scratched her face, and said with a smile: "I just think the eldest brother is very handsome." ”
"Am I handsome?" Shangguan can touch his face, has my brother really been transformed into a handsome pot?
"Ahh I'm not saying handsome. Liu Yilan waved her hand and explained: "I mean that the eldest brother is very handsome and ...... in terms of life and personality Very manly. ”
A crow flew overhead, crying out, "Fool! Fool! ”
Shangguan Nengren twitched his cheeks and said with a wry smile: "Yes...... Is it? ”
I thought I was really handsome, you poor little Lori, you don't have such a blow.
"Big brother, are you angry?" Seeing that Shangguan's face was wrong, Liu Yilan asked cautiously.
"Nope." The competent man shook his head, alas! I can't be guilty of being a little Lori with you, or a poor breast.
Carrying the bucket and standing up: "It's not early, let's go home!" ”
"Big brother, can you leave a phone call?" Liu Yilan pulled the arm of the competent person, her face full of expectation.
"What for?" Shangguan looked at Liu Yilan's flat chest and smiled: "I'm not interested in poor breasts." ”
"Poor...... Poor breasts ......" A sharp sword pierced Liu Yilan's chest, and she hid her face and cried on the spot: "Woo, that's why I always dress up as a boy......"
"Uh...... Be...... That's right! "Shangguan people understand that emotional misunderstandings are caused by poor milk.
Wiping the cold sweat from his head, Shangguan touched Liu Yilan's head: "Okay, okay, you are still young, you can still grow!" Maybe you'll be a boba at the age of eighteen, so you have to have faith in yourself. ”
"Woo, big brother lies, I'm genetic, my mother's chest is very flat, the A mask is still small, I heard that I didn't produce milk when I was born, I was fed with milk powder, woo woo ......"
Competent man: "......"
Shangguan Nengren didn't know how to comfort him, but Zhang Ranran came over, hugged Liu Yilan's arm, and said an annoying word: "If you don't grow up, you won't grow well, just be a man in the future, and I'll be your girlfriend." ”
"Death to the side!" Shangguan Nengren's face was black, and he slapped Zhang Ranran's head.
"Ouch!" Zhang Ranran hugged his head and exhaled, and said angrily: "Why are you beating me?" ”
"It's light to hit you!" Shangguan Nengren glared: "Did you talk like that!" ”
"Humph!" Zhang Ranran pouted: "What's the way, I want to give her my chest evenly, but now I don't have that skill!" ”
"Uh......" The competent person glanced at Zhang Ranran's chest, and sure enough, my sister's boobs are big, and my sister's is not small, and the little girl who is only 14 years old actually has a B cup.
Ahem, what do you think!
Shangguan shook his head, saw that Liu Yilan was still wiping her tears, and comforted: "Don't think about it so much, a woman's value is not determined by her breasts, and besides, big breasts are not necessarily useful, don't you say it!" So what...... Yes, big breasts and no brains, women are easy to have no brains when they have big breasts, they are deceived by others, and they will sag when they are old, and they are disgusting when they look at it, it is better to have small breasts, small breasts are easy to exercise, and they have good minds, you see those strong women, most of them have small breasts......"
After saying a lot, Shangguan was confused and rubbed his head: What am I talking about!
Liu Yilan still burst into tears: "Woo, I know that the eldest brother is comforting me, and I know that a woman's chest is the same as a man's...... In the same way, the bigger the more valuable and dignified. ”
Boom -
The thunder was rolling in the head of the Shangguan person, and he was almost split into a crispy duck.
"You...... You...... Where did you hear about this nonsense? ”
Liu Yilan's face turned red, embarrassed to say, but Zhang Ranran on the side disagreed: "Cut!" What's this, now that the Internet is so developed, what can't be seen, do you want me to print a copy of "**" for you? ”
The Shangguan was petrified on the spot and shattered to the ground.
Appear...... Appear...... Appear...... The little ones now...... It's horrible......
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