Chapter 6: The Beautiful Man on the Other Side Looks Over (Part I)
In the blink of an eye, the period of January is approaching, and the old mansion of the month is making money, and everyone can really be said to have picked up money and picked up soft hands, and the dye vat full of heavenly silver is lined up throughout the courtyard. In fact, as early as a few days ago, Yuelaofu had already collected 100,000 taels. But this wealth addict is not allowed to be sent away, and he has to look at Tianyin twice. Anyway, the money was made up, and Ah Mao simply became the shopkeeper, regardless of whether he asked.
I didn't expect that all the immortals in this heavenly realm were not fuel-efficient lamps, and a few uninvited immortals came every once in a while, and they exchanged two words of pretended affection, but their eyes were always staring at the number of water tanks in the yard.
Under the vigorous promotion and dissemination of these boring immortals, Ah Mao inexplicably became famous with a gamble, and the entire heavenly realm knew that there was a fairy child named Yuemao in Yuelao's Mansion. The limelight is unexpectedly unique for a while, and it has a lot of momentum that surpasses the most valued Emperor of Heaven.
Shigeru didn't know this, and at the moment she was lying in a hammock between two trees, staggering and leisurely. As the saying goes, life can't be too smooth, otherwise you have to be happy and sad, when the rabbit god's magnified handsome face suddenly appeared in front of Mao's eyes like a ghost......
"Oops!" Shigeru, who was wandering in all directions, was suddenly startled and fell off the high hammock unexpectedly. "Can you not be so scary when you appear in the future? I must have owed you in my last life! Oops! Hurt! Shigeru rubbed his ass and complained.
The rabbit god leaned against the tree disapprehantly, squinting and not speaking. Ah Mao slowly got up from the ground, a little displeased: "I know why you came!" But you can also let me think about countermeasures? It's useless to force me! ”
The rabbit god said leisurely: "Didn't you say that your fox clan's charm is invincible? ”
It's good that he didn't mention it, but when he mentioned it, Amao's face was very ugly. Although their fox clan is good at using charm, this charm has very strict requirements for the practitioner's qualifications, first of all, appearance, and secondly, understanding. One is indispensable. In the words of Ah Mao Niang, Ah Mao belongs to the kind of congenital deficiency that cannot be made up for the day after tomorrow. So she only learned some half-baked soul dementoring, and as for the spell that requires qualifications, she doesn't know it at all. But when the rabbit god was pressing, she begged the fairy again, and had to lie. Now it's troublesome, and I can't use the tricks, so I can only find another way out. The problem of changing the orientation of an immortal is the most difficult thing that Amo has encountered since he grew up.
Ah Mao adjusted his mood, coughed twice, and sneered: "Your matter, it can't be solved by charming, this matter has to be discussed in the long run, you let me think about it." By the way, tell me about the rabbit's usual preferences and habits. Maybe I can get the right medicine? ”
The rabbit god saw that what Mao said was the way, thinking that the little fox could really come up with some countermeasures, so he simply lay on his side in the hammock and told Chang Ya's story to Mao .
According to the rabbit god, Chang Ya has no door and no faction, but she has outstanding immortal methods. Hundreds of years ago, he ran an errand in the lower realm, and accidentally bumped into the rabbit next to Chang'e and turned into a human form. At that time, he found that the rabbit's body was full of fairy energy. At first, I only thought that Chang Ya was a scattered immortal, but after going back to the heavenly realm to inquire for a long time, I had never heard of someone named Chang Ya. He felt that the name was probably not true. But what Changya's real name is and what her identity is, is a complete mystery.
Later, Chang'e flew into an immortal and entered the Guanghan Palace. This Chang Ya also went to the heavenly realm with him. For hundreds of years, he has stayed by Chang'e's side as a jade rabbit. Except for him, the rabbit god, basically no one knows his identity. What frustrates him the most is that Chang Ya has always liked Chang'e, and she likes it so much that she is willing to be by her side forever for the Jade Rabbit. No matter how much he tried to meet the hints, it was in vain.
After hearing this, Mao pondered and was silent, and then digested the news provided by the rabbit god, and finally sorted out a popular version: the origin of the dead rabbit is unknown, and he lives by eating soft rice. The meal ticket became an immortal, and he followed the black into the heavenly realm and became a cheap immortal. The toad wants to eat swan meat, and he stays with the beautiful woman every day. Amao identification: This person is a pervert~ pervert. =。 =
When Shigeru told the rabbit god his conclusions, he was already laughing indecently in the hammock. "Shigeru, your ability to summarize is so strong! Admire! When you see Xiaoya, you must tell him again, I am looking forward to seeing what kind of expression he has. I promise he won't kill you. ”
Seeing that the rabbit god kept laughing, Amao was even more confused. Pouted: "Is it really that funny?" ”
"Really." The rabbit god said solemnly. Then he laughed again.
"Forget it, I didn't expect to communicate with you normally." Shigeru rolled his eyes, jumped to his feet, and sat down on a thick branch high up. "Let's be serious, how are you going to chase your Xiaoya?"
The rabbit god suddenly stopped laughing. Looking up at the moon in the distance, "I don't know, Shigeru, you're going to help me, right?" His expression was lonely and sad. Ah Mao was a little unbearable to watch: "If you want to catch him, you have to be mentally prepared." There must be a reason why Changya likes Chang'e, you have already lost in gender, so you have to make up for it from other aspects. Let's start with ...... Start with imitation......"
So the next day, outside the Guanghan Palace, two figures, one tall and one short, appeared.
The rabbit god is dressed in white and dressed as a snow. The previous pink clothes were all abandoned by him at the request of Mao, but how awkward did he look at this mourning white dress. He tugged at his belt, tugged at his cuffs, and looked at Mao next to him very unconfidently: "That's ...... Really good-looking? ”
"Is it so important to look good? The important thing is to be high, cold, beautiful, and clear......" Mao doesn't know what words to use, in short, Chang Ya likes cold beauties, this must not be wrong! She looked at the beautiful face of the rabbit god again, and the appearance should not be a problem. Let's see Chang Ya's reaction first.
When the two walked into the Guanghan Palace, they happened to meet Chang'e sitting at the stone table in the Yuegui Guilin to take a break. The Jade Rabbit lay quietly beside the stone table, motionless. The breeze blows, and the fragrance of osmanthus gently spreads on the tip of the nose. The refreshing cinnamon fragrance made Mao feel distracted, and he looked sideways at the nervous appearance of the rabbit god, and secretly scolded him for being useless. Then he took the initiative to greet him: "Sister Chang'e! When Chang'e heard the sound, she raised her head slightly, and saw that it was the rabbit god and the fairy child under the old seat of the moon. The corners of his lips raised a smile, and he said slowly: "It's Rabbit Shenjun and Amao, please take a seat." ”
Shigeru looked around curiously, it was the first time she had come to the Guanghan Palace, and when she was a child, she used to lie on the grass and look at the big moon. I never thought I would come to this moon one day. "It's so big here...... Shigeru couldn't help but sigh.
"It's big, but it's also very deserted. Fortunately, Xiaoya is with me. Chang'e picked up Chang Ya and kissed her fluffy rabbit ears.
The laurel on the moon stretches for dozens of miles, and Chang'e's real residence is actually not a "palace" at all, just a small mansion hidden in the forest.
"Huh? Lesser? We meet again. "Where is Amao willing to let go of the great opportunity to ridicule Changya." Can you give me a hug? Mao blinked at Chang'e with big innocent eyes.
"Of course you can!" Chang'e was about to deliver Chang Ya to Ah Mao, when she felt Chang Ya shrink in fear. Chang'e frowned, stroked his back hair and said, "Xiaoya, be obedient!" Didn't you see Shigeru last time? Ignoring Chang Ya's protests, he handed Chang Ya over to Mao.
"Xiaoya, don't come to harm~" Ah Mao took Chang Ya with a smile. stroked his rabbit fur, but his heart was very proud: "Perverted ~ perverted dead rabbit, did you see this girl's awesomeness last time?" I'm for your own good, but the rabbit god is infatuated with you, and you don't even have a word. I am also out of morality, even if I am helping him, I am also helping you! ”
"Xiaoya, do you think the rabbit god is beautiful? Would it be nice to let him hug him? Without waiting for Chang Ya and the rabbit god to react, Mao stuffed Chang Ya into the rabbit god's arms.
The rabbit was caught off guard and hugged Chang Ya in her arms, so nervous that her hands trembled a little. Mao stared at Changya's reaction gloatingly, if he didn't react, it would prove that he didn't reject the rabbit god very much, and his future plans were guaranteed.
Chang Ya has been unwilling since she was planted in Ah Mao's hands last time, and when she thinks about the blood on her back that was scratched out by Ah Mao, a dead girl, she hates her teeth itching. This time, I dared to take the initiative to come and fight, I really don't know whether I am alive or dead. There is also this rabbit god, pestering him every day, and he can't get rid of it. Today, I want to avenge the old and new hatreds together.
The rabbit god hugged Chang Ya by himself, and his IQ has been in a negative state. Silly motionless. Suddenly, I felt a heat on my body, and an unpleasant smell came to my nose. I saw Chang Ya break free from his arms, and her little short legs jumped into Ah Mao's arms.
When the three of them came back to their senses, they found that it was Chang Ya who had peed gorgeously on the white robe of the rabbit god.
"Xiaoya, you are so rude! How do I teach you? Chang'e said with an unhappy face.
The rabbit god looked at Chang Ya in Ah Mao's arms, and then looked at his dirty robe, and his face paled. Mao was also stunned, what does this dead rabbit mean? Forget about peeing, and run to her to be courteous, what is this going to do? Is it a wedge between her and the rabbit god? Shigeru thought it was funny. How could such a little trick fool her. But what she didn't expect was that the rabbit god was a fan and really jumped into Chang Ya's trap.
"Well, there is still something important to do, so I will leave first." The rabbit god hid his emotions and said lightly.
"Ah, then I'll take my leave." When Mao saw the rabbit god get up, he immediately chased after him.
Without waiting for Chang'e to react, the two walked out of Guanghan Palace one after the other.