Chapter 5 Immortals love money, and there is a "way" to take it
When everyone saw that the God of Wealth was gone, they went to work. Yue Lao wiped the sweat from his head, grabbed Ah Mao and walked into the house, and closed the door of the hut with a "snap".
Ah Mao was still intoxicated by the heroine mode of chivalry and righteousness, and Yue Lao said in a deep voice: "Ah Mao, the old man knows that you have good intentions, but do you know how much trouble you have caused?" Blasphemy is a big crime, and if you don't know it, you will go to Sendai! Seeing that Ah Mao was silent with a smile, Yue Lao's frowning brows suddenly relaxed, could it be that this girl really has a clever plan?
Ah Mao said disdainfully: "Isn't it just 100,000 taels?" I'm going to find the rabbit god and conjure some gold, and if it doesn't work, I'll steal some from the Nether. ”
She used to do this kind of thing a lot, illusion or stealing was a trick that their fox clan was very good at. Although the fox clan of Zhaoyao Mountain is a branch of the ancient nine-tailed fox clan, it belongs to the demon world. The demon clan has no concept of right and wrong, good and evil, so most of the solutions to the problem cannot be recognized by the two worlds of humans and immortals. Therefore, among the demon clans from ancient times to the present, except for the nine-tailed fox clan, the dragon clan and the phoenix clan, which were able to be consecrated as gods and belong to the heavenly realm, the other demon clans were criticized by the immortals in the heavenly realm. The human world is even more about demon change. But the goblins still go their own way, and for tens of thousands of years, the well water and the heavenly realm have not interfered with the river water.
Yue Lao's newly relaxed old face wrinkled into walnut skin again, and shook his head with a wry smile: "My little ancestor!" What's your bad idea? With illusions? Do you think the God of Wealth is a vegetarian? He can't see it, huh? ”
Ah Mao was stunned, she really didn't expect this, although the illusion is the simplest, it can only deceive mortals, and it seems that the effect of deceiving immortals is a little worse! "Then let's just go to the lower realm and steal it!"
Yue Lao was in a hurry, and raised his hand to give Ah Mao a violent shock. "Steal your head! Stealing is against the way of heaven, if you go against the way of heaven......" Yue Lao paused, and his face sank.
"What will happen? On Sendai? It's a big deal, I won't do this fairy, go back to my hometown and be free! Ah Mao rubbed his forehead, his face was full of indifference, at best, he was pushed off Zhuxiantai and returned to Zhaoyao Mountain to continue to be a fox!
"Zhu Xiantai? You're beautiful! Yue Lao laughed angrily at her. Immortals who violate the way of heaven will be punished by heavenly thunder, and it's okay if their souls are scattered, but I'm afraid that they won't be alive ......"
When Mao heard this, his heart sank. She now has a kinship at the mention of heavenly thunder, which sounds much more terrifying than the immortal who punished her. Not to mention anything else, the five thunders must have hurt a lot, and she was most afraid of pain. She doesn't want to suffer this sin! Then he whispered: "Then, then another way?" ”
"Change? You ask me? Who slapped the swollen face and became fat just now? 100,000 taels? One month? Hey...... "Yue Lao is really crying and laughing at this big-hearted fox."
Mao suddenly asked in a blessed heart, "Why are we so poor?" Where does the money come from? ”
Don't mention it, it's okay, as soon as he mentions this, the old Yue's head droops: "The expenses of the house are quite large, but the old Yuelao Temple in the mortal world is pitiful, and the incense money is even less." The old man has been working diligently every day to match, and what he has received is this dismal return. He shook his head and sighed.
Ah Mao's eyes lit up, and he asked again, "Are you saying that incense money is the only source of wealth?" Yue Lao nodded.
Mao rolled his eyes and thought about it. "Old Yue, let's ...... like this," she whispered a few words to Old Yue.
I saw that Yue Lao's face was happy, and he seemed to have some doubts: "This, can it really be useful?" ”
"Now we can only be dead horses as live horse doctors, one day in the sky and one year on the earth, if I guess it's right, we will be able to roll in the wealth in three days!"
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The immortals in the heavenly realm are very idle, and there are not a few who are so idle that they have nothing to do to catch the wind and play tricks. The bet between Ah Mao and the God of Wealth spread throughout the Heavenly Realm the next day, and Ah Mao was considered to be the first to become famous. Naturally, the rabbit god also heard about this, so he came to see her, who wanted to see Amao squatting on the ground without an image as soon as he entered the door, staring intently at a box.
This box is called the treasure box, and the whole body is ...... There is nothing special, it is made of ordinary camphor wood, as for what special functions there are, Ah Mao didn't ask carefully, she just knew that if there was incense money in the nether world to invest in the Yuelao Temple, then, this treasure box would give birth to money. It is said that this treasure is owned by every immortal in the heavenly realm, and to put it bluntly, it is used to make money, so if an immortal is loved by the people of the human world, he must be a local tyrant! It can be seen that dedication to work is a thing that can reflect personal value!
"Shigeru, don't look at it! Look at it again, this broken box will let you stare out of the hole, and when the time comes, the money will be gone! The rabbit god laughed.
"Can't you just say something good? No wonder you can't catch up with the rabbit! Shigeru didn't stand up, just looked up and glanced at him with disdain.
The rabbit god automatically blocked her disdainful gaze, and said unhurriedly: "Hey, I came to see you with kindness!" Never mind! Don't bother with you! You also look at the point, let him be punished if it's a big deal! Anyway, five hundred years later, it's a good fox again~"
Mao was speechless, how could she chew a taste of hatred for her immortality from these words? Slowly stood up and looked up at the rabbit god with a smile on his face. "You don't have a backache when you stand and talk? If you have something to say, if you have nothing to do, the door behind you will not be sent slowly. ”
Seeing that Mao had given an eviction order, the rabbit god hurriedly said, "Who said I'm fine?" Didn't you say that you wanted to help me catch up with Xiaoya and want to cross the river and tear down the bridge? His demonic face matched the tone of sadness and grievance, Ah Mao fell to the ground with goosebumps all over his body, and said impatiently: "You see that I am an immortal who is about to be punished, who do I care who you chase?" Hurry up and go, I don't have time to deal with you! After speaking, he squatted down and stared intently at the treasure box.
As soon as Mao finished speaking, he saw that the treasure box suddenly vibrate, and there was a lot of noise inside. Shigeru was startled, and he didn't know what to do. I only heard the rabbit god shouting excitedly: "Rich! Rich! Shigeru, quick! Open the box! Hearing this, Mao immediately opened the lid on it, only to see that the money kept coming out of the box, of course, this money was not the currency of the human world, but was converted into heavenly silver that only circulated in the heavenly realm by the treasure box. On this day, silver was like a silver ball, gurgling from the treasure box and overflowing, and after a while, it rolled down everywhere.
"Yuehua, Yuerong, Yueyue, come over with a big vat!" The rabbit god came to his senses and hurriedly called the other three fairy children to come and help. When the three fairy children heard this, they immediately carried a huge empty dye vat over, and together they put the increasing amount of heavenly silver into the vat. For a while, the heavenly silver that filled the courtyard was rolling everywhere, and everyone was in a mess.
Yue Lao, who was dozing off in the hut, heard the sound in the courtyard and thought that the God of Wealth had come to collect debts again, and as soon as he pushed the door open, he was frightened stupid by the heavenly silver all over the ground in the courtyard. "What, what's going on?" Yue Lao rubbed his faint old eyes and shook his head, he thought he must be in a dream! How could there be so much money otherwise?
"Yue Lao, are you stupid? Here's the money in your treasure box! I can't help yet! While scrambling to pick up the heavenly silver, Ah Mao yelled at the old moon who was still sleepwalking.
Yue Lao was yelled at by her, and then he reacted and hurried over to help. While picking up the heavenly silver, he said: "Really! It's really Tianyin! Shigeru, your little head is so good! I didn't expect it to be a clever idea! Hahaha! ”
Listening to the old man of the moon like this, the curiosity of the rabbit god was hooked, the financial deficit on the old mansion of this month is unknown to others, but he is very clear, the debt can not be repaid in a moment and a half. What method did Shigeru use to reverse the decadent situation? The rabbit god phoenix stared slightly, looking at Mao thoughtfully.
Shigeru felt the rabbit god staring at her, and that gaze was a little hairy. I can't help but ask, "What are you looking at?" She touched her cheek, and there was nothing.
"How did you do that?" Rabbit said magically.
"It's easy! Find a way to get the people in the mortal world to give money for incense, and worship the old moon! Seeing that the rabbit god was still looking at her suspiciously, Ah Mao obviously didn't understand what she meant, and secretly despised the IQ of a certain immortal in his heart, and then explained slowly: "This matter, if you think about it backwards, you will understand." The reason why there is little money for incense in the mortal world is because everyone does not worship the old moon. So, if you do the opposite, then the matter will be solved. ”
Yue Lao saw that Ah Mao's explanation was too subtle and could not express the subtlety of their plan at all, so he explained it to the rabbit god in detail. He praised Mao proudly.
Everything has a cause and an effect. The financial crisis of Yuelao's Mansion was really caused by Yuelao's excessive diligence. He is too serious in his work, and he finishes the thread every day, and there are no troubles in the mortal world, so naturally he will not ask God to worship Buddha.
Everything must have a degree, and excessive attachment will be counterproductive. Ah Mao knew that this was too much, so he let the old man intermittently "strike", pulling the string every other day, this day is a year in the mortal world, and some people can't find the other half within a year, aren't these people in a hurry? The more people pray to God and worship the Buddha, the more money for incense will naturally be.
The rabbit god smiled and said, "Although this idea is a bit harmful to others and self-interested, it is also a clever plan!" Mao Mao, you are worthy of being a member of the fox clan, and I really didn't embarrass you foxes! Ah Mao didn't seem to be praising her when he heard this, so he glared at the rabbit god fiercely and said, "Our fox clan has a lot of ideas, let you learn and learn another day?" ”
The rabbit god was embarrassed, and then flattered: "It's okay to teach, but this good idea has to be used on the blade, why don't we discuss what you promised me?" ”
Hearing what the rabbit god said, Shigeru thought of what he had promised again. If only the others were fine, but the dead rabbit had a very strange temper, and it was a lot of work to deal with him. She secretly regretted that she had agreed to the conditions of the rabbit god, this man chased the woman, she had a few chances of winning, this man chased the man...... It's really hard. She has to plan it well, if this is successful, she will have no ancient fox before. Maybe the fox clan can award her a mesmerization innovation award. In this way, her mother can also raise her eyebrows in the clan. Thinking of this, Shigeru himself chuckled first. Everyone was frightened when they saw Ah Mao standing in the middle of a pile of heavenly silver and smirking, could this be the legendary demon stunned? It's rare for everyone to bow their heads, pick up money, and talk less in unison...... Cherish life and stay away from demons. >_