Chapter 181 Drink a cup of tea, blow and blow water (three more votes!) )

The director brought Chang Zheng and Linda into the studio, where a square table and three chairs rested in the center of the studio. There are three teacups on the table, a row of cameras pointed at the square table from all angles, and several videographers are adjusting the equipment.

The director simply told Chang Zheng about the precautions, to the effect that don't be nervous when filming starts later, just chat, and it will be over in 20 minutes. Chang Zheng said he understood.

The director invited Chang Zheng to sit on the side of the square table, and the studio staff pinned a miniature microphone to Chang Zheng's suit. Linda stands behind the camera.

The director observed Chang Zheng through the camera for a few seconds, and said to the staff around him: "Please ask the makeup artist to come and give the guests some foundation." "People who go on TV tend to wear makeup, foundation, or something. Men also have to wear makeup to ensure that they are more photogenic.

After a while, a female makeup artist came in, and she quickly set the foundation for Chang Zheng. The director confirmed that it was OK and could start, so he asked the staff to ask the host to be in place.

The presenter soon came in, two, a man and a woman.

These two people know Chang Zheng, the man is Brother Tao, the host of "Pap Threesome", Chang Zheng knows him, but he doesn't necessarily know Chang Zheng. Chang Zheng watched Brother Tao's show on TV.

The female sign is recognized, too. Chang Zheng knew her, she knew Chang Zheng, and they met. She is Yan Nan, the host of Tianfeng Satellite TV's reading column, and Chang Zheng dealt with her at the Fenghua.com dinner at the beginning of the year. Yan Nan was invited to be the host of the dinner at that time.

Chang Zheng stood up and shook hands with the two hosts and saluted.

"Please sit down, please take a seat." Brother Tao said that he took the main seat.

Yan Nan sat opposite Chang Zheng, and she smiled elegantly at Chang Zheng: "Cangshen, or Chang Zong, let's meet again." ”

"Hello Mr. Yan, your demeanor is still the same, and you are really glamorous." Chang Zheng dealt with it politely.

"You two know each other? That's good. Brother Tao was a little surprised, and he then said to Chang Zheng: "Wait a minute, let's start recording the show." Should I call you Mr. Chang or God? ”

"Let's follow my pen name, my pen name is Cangtian Return, referred to as Cangtian." Chang Zheng said. He spent money to come here so that the words "return of the sky" could enter the sight of Chinese audiences all over the world. Many readers know about "The Return of the Sky", but they don't necessarily know who "Chang Zheng" is.

"Okay, God, there are still a few minutes, let me briefly tell you about my show." Brother Tao said, "Originally, I had two regular guests in "Pap Threesome", and they were replaced. They both happened to have something to do today. It just so happened that Yan Nan was hosting the reading program, and she was a cultural master, so I invited Teacher Yan to make a cameo appearance and cheer her up. ”

"What a cultural master, I've only read a few books." Yan Nan smiled, "By the way, what's the topic today?" ”

Brother Tao: "Today's topic is the inventory of this year's Internet buzzwords. Cangtian is an online writer, and his profession is very appropriate. Let's let go of the conversation, don't be inhibited. So let's get started? ”

"Okay." Chang Zheng and Yan Nan nodded.

Brother Tao made an OK gesture to the director, the director understood, and he finally confirmed the preparations. Then say, "Let's go!" ”

The cameramen began to work in silence and in earnest, while the director stared at a television-like device.

At this time, Brother Tao didn't know where to find a shocking wood, "pop", he slapped the shocking wood twice in a row. His expression looked serious, but the audience probably laughed when they saw it. He said to the camera: "Threesome, laugh and talk about the world." Welcome to this episode of "Pap Threesome". Today's guests we invite are Yan Nan, the host of our station's reading column, and the famous Internet writer Cangtian returns. ”

Chang Zheng and Yan Nan smiled at the camera. It was kind of a greeting to the TV audience two days later.

"Today's era is the age of networking. If we don't know some Internet words, it means that we are out, low. So today's topic is this year's Internet buzzword inventory. Tao Ge said, "Since the Internet, Internet buzzwords have emerged in an endless stream, and these Internet words are not only popular on the Internet, but also gradually entered our daily life." For example, just now, I was on the phone with a friend in the mainland. When it came to something, he said to me, 'It's not an egg.'" I thought about it, but I still couldn't understand what these three words meant. I haven't had time to look up the meaning of these three words on the Internet, why don't you explain it? Give me literacy. ”

You Brother Tao, what about teasing me? As soon as it comes up, it is "then and eggs"! Chang Zheng is a little speechless, how do you want me to explain? But it's useless? That's a foul mouth, isn't it? It's good to lose powder.

The style of this "Pap Threesome" program is indeed very unique. Or Brother Tao's personal hosting style is very special.

Chang Zheng's reaction was also very fast, and he said without changing his face and heartbeat: "These three words are actually the meaning of emphasizing the turning point." For example, a person dreams of becoming the richest man in the world, so he gets up early and goes to the vegetable market to sell cabbage. A kind-hearted man couldn't stand it anymore, and he said to the cabbage seller, brother, your dream of becoming the richest man in the world is beautiful, but you can't sell cabbage. Why don't you change careers and sell pork. ”

"If you sell pork, you can become the richest man?" Yan Nan answered.

"That's what it means, spiritual experience, spiritual experience." Chang Zheng said. He said in his heart, Brother Tao must know what the abbreviation of "Ran and Egg" is, he did it on purpose, right? Then I'll have to be careful not to get hit. The director said that you can chat at will on this "Pap Threesome", but some things can be said and some can't be said. Chang Zheng is also pondering the scale. He can be regarded as personally understanding Brother Tao's skills.

"Oh, that's what it means, I've seen it for a long time." Brother Tao suddenly realized, and then he took out a folder with A4 files in it, he looked at the file and said: "Internet buzzwords mainly come from entertainment topics and hot news, and the entertainment trend of Internet buzzwords is obvious." In terms of type, the spit language is the most popular. In addition, the positive energy of the network is also sought after. For example, there was a very popular sentence last year, from an actress's blog, called 'Do it and cherish it', I think it is very positive. Recently, the actress has become popular again, she acted in a play, saying what is 'four episodes and eight times'. What does this 'pop pop' mean? Could it be similar to our "Threesome"? Brother Tao looked at Chang Zheng and asked.

Brother Tao, don't tease me! Chang Zheng was a little crazy in his heart. If you continue to talk about it, it will become a restricted-level program. He saw that Yan Nan was also looking at himself and snickering, Chang Zheng told himself that he must be calm, and the audience and friends all over the world can see this show the night after tomorrow.

Chang Zheng stabilized his mood, with a smile on his face, he smiled and said to Yan Nan: "Women understand women, I think Teacher Yan should understand more thoroughly." I don't dare to make an axe, in fact, I am also researching, but I have not yet researched scientific results. ”

Chang Zheng threw the burden to Yan Nan, Yan Nan was surprised for a second, and then returned to normal. I have to say that these hosts' on-the-spot adaptability is very outstanding.

"I think Papapao should also be an emphasis on the particle, which is used to set off the atmosphere. Just like before the official start of the "Pap Threesome" show, Brother Tao would shoot twice with shocking wood. Yan Nan calmly explained the meaning of papapa.

"That's not a particle, it's a verb, right?" Chang Zheng answered, and he answered this sentence very well.

"Verb, right, verb." Brother Tao picked up the shocking wood and "snapped", he slapped it twice.

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This issue of "Pap Threesome" was recorded for more than half an hour, and it went smoothly, and there was no NG once in the middle.

After Chang Zheng understood Brother Tao's style, he became more and more comfortable. He has a good grasp of the scale, and from time to time he says a few very magical witty words to ignite the atmosphere of the conversation, and sometimes he also cleverly mentions "my website", which can be regarded as an advertisement for New Beginnings.

The director said that there can be no specific commercial brands in the program, otherwise it will be deleted later. Unless it is paid to Tianfeng Satellite TV, the title brand.

Therefore, Chang Zheng combined the content of the conversation and occasionally talked about "my website" to play a side game. It can also have a little advertising effect. Anyway, I've already paid for the show, so I can make a little more.

All in all, the three of them had a good conversation.

After the recording of the show, Chang Zheng shook hands with Brother Tao and Yan Nan again, ready to leave.

"You're the most humorous and clever guest I've ever met, welcome back." Brother Tao said to Chang Zheng before leaving.

"The great god of heaven is not what it used to be. In a year, you have been upgraded from a rookie king to a top god, and you have also opened your own novel website. I wish the book of the god of cangshen to sell well, and the business will be profitable. Yan Nan said to Chang Zheng.

"Thank you very much. If our website also holds an awards dinner, can Mr. Yan appreciate his face to cheer him on? Chang Zheng asked.

"Look at the time. I've got to get down to business, bye-bye. Yan Nan was noncommittal, and left after saying goodbye to Chang Zheng.

Seeing off the two well-known hosts, Chang Zheng's first TV show is over. At first he was a little nervous, but then he was not nervous at all and let go completely.

There's nothing to be nervous about, and there's no live audience. The whole studio is three people chatting, plus the director and a few cameramen, and Linda, who is on standby, there are less than ten people. There are more machines and equipment than people.

In fact, it is just drinking a cup of tea and blowing water.

Chang Zheng took the initiative to shake hands with the director, "Thank you for your hard work, director." ”

"It's not hard. You're doing a great job today, and you've been on other shows before, right? The director said.

"No, for the first time today." Chang Zheng replied, "We recorded for half an hour today, will we broadcast it the whole way the night after tomorrow?" ”

"It may take a few minutes minus, and this show is usually twenty minutes." The director said, "We will keep the highlights and remarks, after all, we also need ratings, right?" At eight o'clock in the evening the day after tomorrow, please pay attention to watch Tianfeng Satellite TV. (To be continued......)

PS: I don't want a monthly pass anymore...... Just ask for a recommendation ticket.