Chapter 287: Wei Chunhua's voice station phone
"Sensei nonsense, hurry up and talk about it, two quarters of an hour...... Uh, what exactly did you do three quarters of an hour ago? ”
Haoxue and Wei Chunhua unconsciously grinded for more than ten minutes, and quickly cut to the chase.
"...... three quarters of an hour ago"
Wei Chunhua thought to herself, how could the immortals be so shameless, could it be that what I did at that time, with your mana, I couldn't detect it? I obviously want me to say it myself, you have a good time!
Alas! It's not easy for us to do this job, even the gods who manage us are so filthy and obscene, it's really reasonable.
"I just picked up the deputy dart head of a dart game, three quarters of an hour ago...... We have just started, and their physical strength in martial arts is good, and they tossed me for more than half an hour! ”
"Be specific, be specific!"
Haoxue thought to himself that this is not good, the toss of the two words is highly generalized?
I want to know how you get through the phone, do you just make a phone call? That Hu Qingniu dialed my number a long time ago!
Although Wei Chunhua is a professional, her face is still flushed when asked, not everyone is good at describing this thing vividly, do you think it is a little yellow writer?
"The dart head is also a regular customer, we didn't say any nonsense when we met, drank a glass of wine, and began to move our hands and feet. On my side, according to the standard training process, I always have to pretend to refuse, cheer him up, and then ......"
This is really specific enough, and it is difficult for Wei Chunhua to have a good memory, and all the details are correct, so that Haoxue has an immersive sense of immediacy.
Rub, it's awesome, this phone call makes me have built elementary schools!
Haoxue was speechless for a while. Originally, I was going to blacken He Wanjun today, and I was a little angry, and the more I listened to it now, the more I wanted to go downstairs to find my sister. It's embarrassing!
It sounds like Wei Chunhua even explained the flirtatious technique at the low end of the dart head in detail. There's nothing to do with phone calls.
What's wrong?
"Say it again from the beginning!"
Hearing that Wei Chunhua had already said that the clouds and rain would stop, pay and leave, Haoxue thought to himself that this was all after I received the call, so he quickly stopped and wanted to listen to it from the beginning.
Wei Chunhua gradually became a little impatient, immortals can't bully people like this!
Forget it, for the sake of you sending such a good baby, I'll satisfy your perverted hobby!
Wei Chunhua put her heart sideways and wanted to please men. That's her profession, even if it's a male fairy, it's not a big deal.
Don't you just want to hear the details of me, maybe I'm hiding somewhere and that at this time, this fairy is really tasteless, the old lady is dressed, give you a good time!
"The dart head came into the house, stretched out his hand roughly, and ...... me"
This time, let's talk about the deal that just happened. Wei Chunhua did not focus on the retelling of details, but on the tone, tone, and sound simulation of key moments, which were vivid everywhere, just like what happened in real time.
Thought. You should be satisfied now, right? Masturbation Ancestor?!
Burst!
Haoxue has already built a primary school, and the majestic banner is fluttering, and how can it withstand the intentional teasing of professionals. I almost really became a masturbation ancestor.
"What's going on in your head!!"
Wei Chunhua shut her mouth in disgust, thinking that this immortal is too difficult to serve!
Think about it. What's going on in your head? Ah, what a fairy trick, even when I pick up guests. Desertion in the head is pointed out?
Yes, yes! It must be that the immortals are not satisfied with my service attitude and think that I am not attentive enough, so they should take the lead and point out my shortcomings, after all, people are the gods who take care of us!
"Shangxian is angry, the little woman didn't mean to desert, but she did too much of this kind of thing...... It wasn't really interesting, I wasn't really committed enough. I will strengthen the rectification of this problem, thoroughly implement the instructions of the immortals, do the work in a practical way, serve the guests wholeheartedly, and never deceive and ......perfunctory things again."
I'll rub it, what a mess this is!
Haoxue was dumbfounded, no wonder your son wants to open "Lichun Courtyard, Lixia Courtyard, Liqiu Courtyard, and Lidong Courtyard" at every turn, and be a big boss of the four courtyards, it turns out that his mother is a leader's material, this is a heart-wrenching statement, full of self-criticism, unconvinced.
Wait a minute!
Desertion?
This is a bit important, but the key is where did you desert and drive?
Probably that's the problem!
Haoxue instantly became excited.
There is no doubt that the way to call yourself is about to be revealed!
"What did you think about when you deserted?"
Wei Chunhua was also a little confused, was this immortal in charge of the gossip furnace before he took over Guan Zhong? Why is it so gossipy......
It's a bit hard to remember.,A lot of thoughts flashed in my mind.,This is especially Lichun Yuan and it's not the strongest brain.,How can you recall them all.。
However, immortals are great, and if people have needs, they still have to do it.
"I remember, at first I was dealing with the dart head for a few words, and I didn't get distracted, and then he started to get down to business, so I didn't bother to talk to him, and hummed a few words casually, and the first thing in my mind was how much I could tip this time......
"Uh...... How much was given? ”
Haoxue asked the ghost in a hurry, and sure enough, there was a gossip soul buried in the bottom of his heart.
"It's only five taels of silver, I really slam the door, the son ...... last time"
"Stop! Continue to remember, what did you think about later? ”
Haoxue knew that when he mentioned that son, Wei Chunhua could talk for a night, so he quickly stopped.
"Later, I wondered why I didn't seem to be here lately...... By the way, Shangxian, you just said, am I really happy? ”
Wei Chunhua now trusts this mysterious immortal more and more, and can't help but be overjoyed when she thinks that the rich boy actually became popular and let himself have his flesh and blood.
"It's not important, go on."
Haoxue didn't pay attention to Wei Xiaobao, who was still in the embryonic form, and impatiently urged Wei Chunhua to say something else.
"Later, I imagined that dart head as the son, and then ......"
Burst!
Haoxue thought to himself that this is really good at YY, if you come to be a female frequency writer, it is estimated that you can also mix a bowl of rice. Uh, no, the problem is that you're illiterate......
It sounded like Wei Chunhua's whimsical brains, and I didn't hear anything related to calling me at all.
Maggie, what's the difference?
Haoxue is depressed, I am talking to a professional woman hundreds of years ago in the middle of the night like a very expensive voice station phone, and I am spitting and spitting with a professional woman hundreds of years ago!
But I heard Wei Chunhua sigh slowly, "Do our ...... in this business"
Fuck off, it's your business!
Haoxue immediately wanted to correct it, but after thinking about it, now that he was pretending to be someone else's grandfather, he could indeed be called "us", so he closed his mouth depressedly. (To be continued......)
PS: PS: Thank you to Wang Zhengwei, the hero of the Ming Dynasty in the heavenly court, the 666666, the amateur & understanding, even the night death, boring Tian Hongchen and other new and old book friends who generously rewarded on November 21, thank you for coming west!