Haoxue's legs were weak and he sat on the bed weakly.

Is it so difficult to communicate with people at the most basic level......

I just wanted to inquire about something, and I really don't have any interest in you!

I'm a girl downstairs, and it's no worse than you to pull it out, and it's discounted, but I don't want to do it if I look for money......

Why can't I ask clearly!

Haoxue was a little anxious, it took a long time, and she forgot the relevant details, so it was even more difficult to do.

How do you make her believe in herself quickly and know everything?

There are some things that people are very reluctant to share with anyone, even if the person is of high status or has an extremely close relationship.

For example, the details of what she asked half an hour ago, Wei Chunhua was mmmmm

It's a good way to give money, Wei Chunhua is undoubtedly greedy for money.

But now I have ...... Sending a few old man's heads over, Wei Chunhua mostly thought that she was a snake spirit disease, and regarded the red paper as a treasure.

Not to mention the bank card, which this woman will probably use for gua sha.

You can't find the silver ticket yourself, unless you go to smash and rob the museum, as for the gold and silver treasures, you can't get them in a hurry.

This road is not passable, what else can make people say anything, dare not hide the slightest?

That's right! Immortal!

The things that can't be said to people often confide in the fairy Buddha, and the clay Bodhisattva in the temple doesn't know how many private things he has heard.

Today, I had no choice but to pretend to be a god!

"I actually...... Not people! ”

Haoxue boasted helplessly, "I am the one who transforms mortals in the lower realm of Heavenly Court...... Well...... to the ancestors! ”

Wei Chunhua looked dazed and suspicious. To say that this guy is not human, she has three points of faith. But who said that people are either humans or immortals? There are a lot of lonely ghosts and ghosts. Especially her Lichun Courtyard, which is a place where countless lives have been killed. Every unplanned pregnancy and abortion is the end of a new life, and I can't afford to be resentful and make some monsters like ghost babies.

Now that he is alone, and there is no evil thing such as black dog blood, and he will be with this "thing" first, don't anger him.

"Masturbation...... What kind of old mother, this name is so strange, I haven't heard that there is such a person in Heavenly Court......"

Haoxue Zhengse said: "I'll ask you." In your industry, who is the ancestor you worship? ”

Wei Chunhua thought for a while and hesitated: "I remember that when I first entered the industry, I also underwent vocational training, as if I mentioned that it was a person named Guan Zhong many years ago, saying that he founded the original chicken yard, and the money he earned was used as military expenses...... I don't remember exactly, but now the courtyard is full of portraits of worship. ”

"That's right!"

Haoxue wants to be a chicken and has a culture, and he is not afraid to go all over the world. "Originally, after Guan Zhong ascended to Heaven, he was in charge of this aspect of business in Heavenly Court, and he was the protector of all your practitioners. But a few days ago, this product was ...... by Shuanggui because of peeking at the seven fairies taking a bath Well, he was expelled by the Jade Emperor. Because one of the seven fairies is a good friend of the Jade Emperor, you know this kind of thing, you can't bear it. ”

"So be it. The Jade Emperor took Guan Zhong down and replaced me with the upper position to manage. I'm afraid you mortals won't know how to worship the wrong mountain. gave me a new immortal name, called Masturbation Ancestor. ”

"You don't think so. Things aren't going well these days? That's because your protector Guan Zhong has a life style problem, so there is no one to manage you during this time. ”

Hao Xue was stunned, thinking that when anyone hasn't had a bad time, this should be right.

However, Wei Chunhua thought about it and frowned, "In the last few days...... It's very smooth, and the benefactor rewards a lot of money, and I met ...... That son, Chunhua is very happy. It's a few years ago, life was not good, the yard was sluggish, and we couldn't get any business. ”

Haoxue reacted quickly, and immediately broke off: "Duh! One day in heaven, one year on earth! Counting the past few days of Guan Zhong's accident, it happens to be the past few years in your world! ”

I see!

Wei Chunhua believed a little more than a point or two now, but still hesitated: "You said that you are the immortal who is in charge of the special management, what protection can you provide us?" This business should sell laughter, but it is tears when you turn your back, since you are high, can you understand our suffering? ”

As if to say something sad, Wei Chunhua was a little choked.

Protection? Haoxue thought to himself what can I protect, if you want to have a baby, I can prescribe a special drug......

That's right, there is protection!!

Haoxue laughed and said solemnly: "This visit to the mortal world has brought a new type of product specially developed by Heavenly Court for you suffering women, I believe it will bring you practical help and avoid a lot of embarrassing pain." ”

Oh?

Wei Chunhua became curious, and hurriedly asked, "What is it, can I use it?" ”

"You...... I don't need it for the time being, but I can use it sooner or later. ”

Haoxue took out a good thing from the drawer that he hadn't had time to send to Hu Qingniu - Durex Passion Thread Series......

took photos, sent MMS, and sent them to Wei Chunhua very skillfully.

Void Artifact!

Wei Chunhua was shocked, looking at the inexplicable box of things in her hand, she believed at least eighty percent of the identity of this mysterious immortal.

It's just that you can't find a figure, but you can still get things into your hands all at once, this magical power is really beyond the reach of mortals!

It's just that...... What is it?

"You open one, look at it, and you'll understand."

Haoxue guided a senior famous chicken to use TT, a little embarrassed, this was originally the best group to use this thing!

Wei Chunhua tore open the package with excitement and took out the thing from inside.

This is a magic weapon given by the immortals, should I burn incense and bathe...... Forget it, it's already open, let's take a look first......

What is it for?

frowned slightly, fiddled with it, and reached out to tug it quite elastic.

The old urchin blew it into a balloon at the time, and he didn't even guess what it was. That's inevitable, if he knew, he wouldn't have had a child with Aunt Ying back then!

But Wei Chunhua is a professional after all, and she was stunned for a moment and immediately thought of the use, and suddenly her face was filled with joy.

Good stuff!

This is much better than sheep intestines and fish swim bladders!

The plastic bag was torn off, and this thing was put in it properly.

Clean, hygienic, simple, fast, lightweight and slim!

Wei Chunhua made up for it a little, and immediately realized the value of this thing, at least in Lichun Courtyard, it was simply a blessing for the majority of sisters!

Immortals, definitely immortals!

Look at this packaging, look at this workmanship, it is not something that can be made in the world at all, what is it that is not a fairy method?

"Immortals! The little woman Wei Chunhua doesn't know the height of the sky, offending the majesty of the immortals, and deserves death! ”

Senior Hao breathed a sigh of relief, and finally fooled you, Maggi's is quite difficult! (To be continued......)