Whip?

Haoxue listened to Shi Zhongyu continue to complain: "It's not just the leather whip, but we ...... That one...... Stripping naked, I thought it was time to get down to business, but she somewhere got a candle, and the light here was very bright and atmospheric, so what was the use of making a candle? I'll tell you, you can't even think of it! She actually lit the candle and dripped it on me with the wax oil! It hurts me to death......"

"This must be the Changle Gang who found me, so they sent someone to torture me! You know, God, I'm so big, the candle is always lit, how can I use wax oil to drip on my body, isn't this torture? ”

Shi Zhongyu's expression showed a little confusion, "I turned my face at that time, said angrily, and called Bei Haishi to Lao Tzu!" If you want to kill, you can kill, isn't it just a bowl of laba porridge, you can't torture Lao Tzu like this! ”

"But the little girl...... When the little girl saw that I was angry, she was actually very happy, and said that today I am going to turn over and be the master, and I want to play role-playing...... Later, he also said, you play Shi Zhongyu, I'll play the sword you want to get up to but didn't succeed......"

"The conscience of heaven and earth, that gentle and gentle sword, although I won't touch it, it shouldn't be like this."

Haoxue was speechless, he didn't know how to pick it up, he never thought that Li Qingshan's side was actually a familiar reader of "Chivalry", and he was also role-playing, so he deserved to be unlucky.

"And then we actually ...... Confused...... It's just that this little girl is too fierce, pinching and biting, which makes me scarred. I don't know if the Changle Gang deliberately retaliated against me, or if it was Li Qingshan, who had always been in such a state of life. ”

Of course Haoxue understands. This decisively is the latter.

I didn't know that Li Qingshan was also a first-line star, and secretly liked this kind of tune.

Leather whip, dripping wax...... This Nima has a lot of fun, the entertainment industry is really terrible!

Shi Zhongyu's accusation was not over, and he recalled: "In the next few days, I found that there were a lot of girls who came to look for me! Can...... It's all a routine, it's not a whip, it's just playing with candles. And the one who tied me up and put on a dangling collar...... This is simply too insulting, although I am not a good person. But it's not a brute, is it?! ”

"Even if you offend the Changle Gang, it's great that your head has a big scar on your head, so you can use it to torture it so repeatedly?"

Haoxue couldn't hold back a smile, no wonder Shi Zhongyu was so unsuitable for modern life. It turned out that Li Qingshan's foundation was too poor. directly positioned him as such a character, the so-called night sheng song is actually this kind of content, isn't it unbearable.

Later, a man also came to the door, with that expression and demeanor...... I threw up right then! ”

"Great God! Please, let me go home, you can hand me over to Bei Haishi, or let me go to Xia Ke Island. Anything! In short, I can't stand this kind of torture for a day! What kind of concert are you here today? I hurriedly agreed, at least there won't be these terrible things on stage. But when the concert ends, I don't know what terrible things I'm going to face at night, so I ......."

I rub!

Haoxue is also drunk, this Li Qingshan not only likes that tone, but also is in a passive position, and he is also bisexual?

It's terrible, such a person should be locked up on the cliff for the rest of his life.

However, looking at the poor Shi Zhongyu, Haoxue was amused, "You go and finish singing the following song first, wait outside!" Don't worry about it in the evening, I'll talk to you, maybe I can help you get home. ”

"Thank you, Great God!"

Shi Zhongyu was overjoyed, and then asked a little timidly, "...... at night?" Okami, you don't like that ...... too."

"I like your sister!! Get out of here!! ”

Haoxue was disgusted by him, thinking that this guy is indeed living an inhuman life these days, and he didn't dare to make a noise against other people's names, and he was afraid that the Changle Gang would seek revenge and didn't dare to make a big deal about it, so he was aggrieved and did a masochist for a few days, miserable!

It didn't take long for Shizhong Yucao to end the concert, and he hurriedly found Haoxue again, lest this only life-saving straw run away.

"Great God! Send me home, let me do whatever I want, I'm willing to drink a bowl of laba porridge! ”

Shh

Haoxue thought that Laba porridge is a good thing, and it is not your turn to drink it, so he turned around and asked Shi Potian to bring the "Taixuan Sutra" over and study it.

People often rank Jin Yong's martial arts, and this "Taixuan Sutra" is a good thing that has been nominated for the supreme martial arts, but because of the lack of a powerful reference, it is more controversial.

"If you want to go home, you have to listen to me."

Haoxue thought to himself that since he had a relationship with this teasing Shi Zhongyu, he couldn't waste it, just taking advantage of the fact that "Li Qingshan" is now popular in China, and it is good to help himself build momentum.

"You command!"

Shi Zhongyu promised to come down, as long as he could go home and leave this terrible place, he would have no problem doing anything, even if he did it again...... It's all bearable.

Don't look at this great god who looks like a dog, it's hard to say secretly.

The men who came to the door, all of them were personable, but they entered the door...... OMG!

"Get out!"

Haoxue saw his fluttering little eyes, and knew that this thing wanted to be crooked again, so he kicked it unceremoniously, kicking Shi Zhongyu, who didn't dare to resist, staggered.

"From today onwards, you don't have to deal with those people who come to the door, they are definitely not the Changle gang to torture you. And as long as you remain in a state of ease, your identity is not so honorable and exposed, you can refuse what you don't like. ”

In one sentence, Shi Zhongyu was relieved, and his face looked a lot better.

Haoxue continued: "However, you have to do something for me. If that's done, I'll find a chance to send you home, and you know, no one can help you but me. ”

"The great god commands!"

"Tomorrow you will hold a press conference and say that you want to get involved in the film and participate in the filming of the new film "The Prequel to the Condor Heroes", in which you play the ......"

Haoxue hadn't thought about arranging a role for this product before, and he was a little hesitant for a while.

This guy's image and temperament, who is he playing?

Pregnant! Just happened to shoot the plot of Ouyang Feng's cheating sister-in-law, since he has a sister-in-law, he has to have a brother!

This guy has no skills, he married a beautiful wife and was, and he is a bit similar to the bitter Shi Zhongyu. As for age or something, it's not difficult to solve it with makeup. And Shi Zhongyu also knows a little martial arts, so it is more reliable. You don't need too much kung fu, if the martial arts are in place, you won't be cuckolded.

"You just said that you played the elder brother of Ouyang Feng of the West Poison in it, your name is ...... Ouyang Ting is okay. ”

PS: Today's 10 more! From this chapter onwards, the repayment will be added, plus the 4.9 day pit league reward, the latest arrears data, 1/155. (To be continued.) )