Between the two songs, Shi Zhongyu met with Haoxue alone in a dressing room backstage.

"Great God!"

Shi Zhongyu threw away all the glamour just now, and knelt down as soon as his knees were weak.

"Excuse me."

Haoxue stretched out his hand to support him, and asked straight to the point, "Do you want to go home?" ”

Shi Zhongyu's eyes were red, and he nodded like a chicken pecking rice, "I think about it every day!" Over here...... It's so weird, I'm scared all day, I can't live a day like this! ”

Well?

Haoxue is very strange, and there are no outsiders now, so he simply asked generously, "How do I feel that you are having a good life these days, you have a lot of fun these days, I heard that you have a lot of fun opening a room with a young model?" ”

This is something that Haoxue has always been very surprised about, according to the urine nature of Shi Zhongyu, isn't this kind of life a good place?

Return the way home! It should be about the same, right?

Shi Zhongyu actually blushed, shook his head again and again, and said, "Great God, don't ask, in short, let me go back quickly!" I'd rather go to Xia Ke Island to drink a bowl of laba porridge and die on the island, it's better than the endless torture here, and I don't know when to die on the streets! ”

"What the hell is the reason?"

Haoxue saw that Shi Zhongyu said sincerely, not like a casual fabrication, and became more and more puzzled.

In the original world, you also lingered in the Qinglou all day long, drinking flower wine. The entertainment industry here has a similar rhythm, how can you be so uncomfortable?

Shi Zhongyu settled down and began to tell about his tragic experience.

"About a week ago, I was drinking in the largest Lichun courtyard in Yangzhou City......"

"Wait!"

Haoxue decisively interrupted: "You mean Lichun Courtyard? ”

It's a waste to wipe this place. From the Song Dynasty to the Qing Dynasty, a thousand-year-old shop. And...... This Nima's "Chivalrous Journey" is also in the late Ming and early Qing Dynasties, so it won't be the same era as "The Legend of Deer and Ding", right?

"Do you know a fan named Wei Chunhua?"

Haoxue thought to himself, fortunately, I know who Wei Xiaobao's father is. Otherwise, you will suspect that you are his cheap father, and Wei Xiaobao will inevitably change his name to Shi Xiaobao at that time......

"Wei Chunhua?"

Shi Zhongyu fell into deep memories, wrenching his fingers and muttering words in his mouth.

Pear blossom, pink, jasper, wavelet, peony......

I'll it!

Haoxue has a black line, you are a gold VIP member of Lichun Academy, you have done so much in one place!

Finally, Shi Zhongyu shook his head with certainty. "If you're not talking about Ma Xiaochun or Wei Taohua, I shouldn't know this person named Wei Chunhua."

"Great God, you ...... Have you also been to Lichun Courtyard for prostitution? I don't know which girl I'm familiar with. Maybe we'...... It's still a brother-in-law......"

No way!

Haoxue scolded angrily: "I'll prostitute your sister, if you don't know, you don't know, don't talk nonsense!" ”

"This ......"

The jade face in the stone has a difficult color, "The great god has a need." Shi Zhongyu should do his best. It's just that...... I don't have a sister at home. It's just that I heard that I had an older brother in my early years, and I didn't know where to go for a long time. The great god and the anger will be calmed, and I will go to Lichun Courtyard another day, and I will pay to be the east, and find a Qing official who has not left the cabinet......"

The more he talked about it, the farther it went, Haoxue said angrily: "Let's talk about the point!" ”

"That day, I found two girls who knew each other and hugged each other. The leather cup was drinking, and suddenly the world was spinning. Just come to this world that you don't know at all! ”

Shi Zhongyu's eyes showed a look of fear, and it seemed that he had indeed experienced something that frightened him.

In the 21st century, in a society governed by the rule of law, what can scare this bold stone in the jade like this?

Even the famous Changle Gang on the rivers and lakes dared to deceive this product, which was a big deal of losing his head. No one is going to kill you here, is there?

"At first, I thought it was the Changle Gang who had found me and used some unknown method to get here. But after rummaging in the house for a while, it seems to be the home of a person named 'Li Qingshan'. I don't know the situation, I'm afraid that I'll go out and get dressed, so I have to dress myself up according to the portrait, and it's okay to be seven or eight points similar to Li Qingshan. Coincidentally, the difference between our appearance and figure was not too far away, otherwise the little transfiguration technique I learned from that guy from Bei Haishi would not be enough. ”

Well!

Haoxue looked at Shi Zhongyu, it was indeed close to Li Qingshan's figure, no wonder he could hide from the sky and the sea, and Li Dai was stiff.

"After I dressed up, I felt that there was no flaw, so I tried to go out to meet people, and sure enough, no one found out."

Shi Zhongyu saw that Haoxue didn't respond, so he took it on his own, "This Li Qingshan seems to be singing, working in a troupe with a lot of people, and it seems that the horn is quite big." In order to pretend to be like him, I always have to learn some of his best tunes, so that I can get into trouble. ”

"The tune here is so weird! I'm Shi Zhongyu has also traveled all over the country, what southern and northern tones haven't heard of? What is 'across the ocean to see you', what is 'don't ask me why I love you'...... It's all in a quirky tone, and it's taken me a long time to get the hang of it......"

In the evening, a girl in the troupe suddenly approached, her eyes were very vague and ambiguous. You know, I have been a prostitute for many years, and I have rich practical experience, so I can understand this look at a glance! Originally, I was in Lichun Courtyard to prepare to do things after drinking flower wine, and suddenly I arrived in this inexplicable place, which made me even more uncomfortable, and it happened to be sent to the door, so what is polite, I just found a vacant room......"

I rub and open the room on the first day?

Haoxue thought to himself that this troupe was Li Qingshan's own team, an agent, a tuner or something, so he didn't know what this girl who had hooked up with him did, and this dedication was the wrong target.

Shi Zhongyu suddenly raised his voice a little higher, and cried: "However, as soon as the two of us entered the house, the little girl who was originally gentle and gentle, shy and timid, became a devil!" ”

Devil?

Haoxue frowned, what do you mean?

"She got a leather whip out of nowhere, and it was whipped at me at once. What do we have to say, but it doesn't hurt, but this pumping method is unacceptable, I was going to pump her when I came in, why is it all upside down? ”

Shi Zhongyu gritted his teeth and said: "Great god, you know, even if I haven't practiced well since I was a child, I still know how to use three moves and two styles under the persecution of my father, that little girl is just an ordinary person who doesn't understand martial arts at all, and it's not a jingle bell, it's very easy to snatch the whip and beat the enemy." But after all, I'm not risking someone else's name, I'm afraid this is a routine that people are already skilled at, and if I behave too abnormally, I will definitely be discovered, unless I kill this little girl, but the consequences are also very ......" (to be continued.) )