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As soon as Ai Le wanted to speak, he felt a flower in front of him, and when he saw clearly, he had already returned to the basement where he rented, which was six or seven square meters with a small bed, and the other furniture was gone, and there was no place to put it.

Ai Le thought that he had just woken up from a dream, but when he saw the dirty hand on his arm, he immediately knew that he was not dreaming, everything was mine, and he hurriedly said: "How can the Jade Emperor of Huashen Doctor not count if he speaks?" He said that when the operation was done, I would be the dean. ”

Hua Tuo let go of Ai Le's hand and returned to the ruffian appearance of Pan Taoyuan, and said lazily: "Didn't I tell you, grandpa?" Your Majesty is doing this for your own good. ”

Elle said unhappily: "What do you mean to be good for me?" This is obviously a reversal. ”

Hua Tuo sat on Ai Le's bed and waved a roast chicken in his hand, he picked it up and gnawed, and explained to Ai Le vaguely while gnawing: "Your Majesty promised you to be the director of the Gods and Demons Hospital, but you also have to have this skill?" Do you have one? It took eight times to make a foreskin and succeed, how can the emperor at your level rest assured that you will be the dean? ”

Ai Le was said by Hua Tuo that he couldn't refute it, he was really too scummy, the biggest operation he could do at the moment was circumcision, and he wouldn't be able to do a bigger operation, how many gods, Buddhas, and demons would he have to kill every day if he was the dean at his level?

Hua Tuo continued: "Your Majesty doesn't regret not letting you be this dean, if you don't deserve it, no one can deserve it, just rely on grandpa and I can do Chinese medicine, but the operation is really not good for grandpa, and now you can't do it, if you let you be this dean rashly, you kid may have to worry about your life." ”

Elle frowned and said, "What do you mean?" ”

Hua Tuo smiled disdainfully: "What do you mean?" At your level, how many gods, Buddhas, and demons do you have to kill in a day in the Gods and Demons Hospital? If you die a person with a background, do you think his relatives and friends will beat you to death? ”

Ai Le's brows furrowed even tighter: "You mean that there are also patients' families making trouble in the Gods and Demons Hospital?" ”

Hua Tuo nodded and laughed: "You can teach, where there are people, there are rivers and lakes, this is the case in the mortal world, and the same is true in the heavenly court, that god, Buddha, and demon are not good for three relatives and five good?" If you kill one, you will attract a group, and you say they will kill you? To tell you the truth, Lao Sun was killed. ”

Ai Le was puzzled: "Old grandson? ”

Hua Tuo took a bite of the chicken leg and said: "Sun Simiao's unlucky bastard, he cured Erlang God's dog to death, but Yang Jian knocked on the door, and he confessed his life with a stick." ”

Ai Le suddenly felt that the director of this god and demon hospital was not so easy to do, it was similar to a real hospital, and his life was in danger at any time.

Hua Tuo saw that he didn't speak, and said: "Just because your skills are not good, you can only do some minor surgeries, so your grandfather and I discussed with the emperor, let you not go to the heavenly realm for the time being, let you experience in the mortal world, the gods and demons hospital will also set up a branch in the mortal world, I will send you the gods and demons that you can cure, if you can't cure your grandfather, I will help you watch it first." ”

Ai Le listened to Hua Tuo's filthy "your grandfather and me", and his heart was very responsive, but now he has a request for others, and he has no way to have a seizure, so he can only endure it, sighing and saying: "I didn't even go to the hospital, how can you let me practice?" ”

Hua Tuo waved his greasy hand and said, "What's so difficult about this? What a big deal, it's on your grandfather and me, someone will call you tomorrow to inform you to go to work. ”

As soon as Ai Le heard this, he was excited, and he wanted to stay in the hospital, and said eagerly: "Really? ”

Hua Tuo wiped his greasy and dirty hands on the sheets and said, "Your grandfather, can I still lie to you?" Rest assured. ”

Speaking of which, I don't know that he took out the latest Apple mobile phone from there and still gave it to Ai Le: "In the future, let's use this contact, there are sick gods, Buddhas, and demons that want to be sent to you, and I will call you in advance to inform you." ”

As soon as Ai Le took the phone, he didn't care about Hua Tuo's ruining his bed sheets just now, he fiddled and said, "You immortals also use iPhones?" It's okay for you to send someone here, but I don't have a place to do surgery. ”

Hua Tuo yawned and said: "We not only use mobile phones, but also play WeChat, there are many things that you kid doesn't know, I'll help you get it when you go back to the place where the operation is done, sleepy, sleepy, your grandfather and I'm gone." ”

As soon as Ai Le wanted to ask, "I'll go to work in that hospital tomorrow", Hua Tuo disappeared, he looked at a few black and greasy handprints on the sheets, and couldn't help but scold in his mouth: "Your uncle, you are still a fairy, I have never seen such a sloppy fairy as you." ”

Ai Le said this, and began to look forward to how wonderful the expression on Liang Zilong's face would be when he returned to work in the hospital tomorrow.

Thinking of this, he began to tinker with the mobile phone again, this mobile phone is no different from ordinary mobile phones, the only difference is the names of the people stored in the phone book - Jade Emperor, Queen Mother, Taishang Laojun, Hua Tuo, I'm afraid that the contacts in anyone's mobile phone will not have such a name.

Ai Le logged in to his WeChat and found a new contact in the new friends - the Jade Emperor, he added the Jade Emperor in curiosity, and the dignified Heavenly Court Master did not set up a verification, anyone can add it.

As soon as Ai Le added it, he saw the Jade Emperor's latest talk in the circle of friends - Dad's little brother was cut seven times a day, and it hurt to death.

Seeing this, Ai Le swooped and laughed, but it was too funny, and when he looked down, Ai Le lay directly on the bed and laughed.

There are thousands of people who like this article, and for this reason, the Jade Emperor scolded and threatened to cut off the little brother of these likes.

Among them, the one who liked it quit and scolded the Jade Emperor, and when he came up, he scolded the Jade Emperor for being a waste who was bullied by a monkey and drilled under the table.

In order to save face, the Jade Emperor replied: "I am the ...... who dominates the way of heaven"

Without waiting for the Jade Emperor to type out the words behind him, Rulai replied: "You have been beaten by a monkey." ”

The Jade Emperor was furious: "Lao Tzu has more people than you, believe it or not, Lao Tzu led people to demolish your broken temple and kill you stinky monk." ”

Rulai: "You have been beaten by monkeys. ”

"Lao Tzu has a daughter-in-law, do you have anything special? Dead Monk. "The Jade Emperor is going to stimulate the monks who have been monks for tens of thousands of years.

Copy and paste: "You have been beaten by monkeys." ”

"I've gone through 17,500 eons, and my mana is so strong, I'll kill you."

"You've been beaten by monkeys."

The Jade Emperor replied helplessly: "Damn, can we not mention the monkey?" ”

Rulai immediately replied: "Your sister Enchantress was slept with by mortals. ”

Jade Emperor: "......"

"Your daughter Weaver Girl was slept with by mortals."

Jade Emperor: "......"

"Your niece, the Third Virgin, was also slept by mortals"

Jade Emperor: "Let's talk about monkeys......"

Rulai: "You have been beaten by monkeys. ”

The Jade Emperor was furious: "I am a grass mud horse ......!" ”

Monkey King replied later: "My Buddha is mighty, I will give thirty-two likes." ”

Yang Jian scolded: "Splash monkey, why don't you say that you are going to hold thirty-two concerts?" ”

"Erlang God Yang Jian, tell me what is the relationship between you and Wu Dalang? Is he your long-lost brother? ”

"I don't even know him."

"You finally know the gray wolf, right?"

"I don't know."

"You should know the Siberian wolf, right?"

"Kind of impression, he's?"

"The actor in "I Am Special Forces"."

"It's him, I like him so much, he's a real man, monkey, can you find his signature?"

The Jade Emperor was furious: "Yang Jian, you are so special." ”

Rulai: "You have been beaten by monkeys. ”

……

Seeing that Ai Le was already out of breath with laughter, this group of guys in the sky was still very happy.

After laughing for a long time, Ai Le suddenly jumped off the bed with his mobile phone, and when he saw that the box was still there, he breathed a sigh of relief, there are all treasures here, and if it falls on the Jade Emperor, it will be a big loss.

Ai Le walked over and opened the box and took out the surgical instruments inside, one by one, he knew the function of the two magic weapons of the scalpel and hemostats, and the other Jade Emperor did not let Taishang Laojun say it at that time, and he didn't know what the magic weapons of tissue scissors, sutures, and instrument plates were, but the scalpels and hemostats were so powerful, presumably other things were not as good as that.

Ai Le manipulated these instruments according to the law given to him by Taishang Laojun for a while, but he didn't understand the role of other instruments for a long time, and finally he was tired of tinkering, so he put away these things and hid them under the bed, turned around and washed and prepared for bed.

The next day, when Ai Le came together, he remembered yesterday's events, and he had a feeling of dreaming again, until he took out the treasure under the bed that he was sure that everything that happened yesterday was true, not a dream, and then he breathed a sigh of relief.

Ai Le thought that Hua Tuo asked him to wait for the phone at home today, he quickly took out his mobile phone and rushed to the phone, and then played with the apple, Rulai in the circle of friends was still scolding the Jade Emperor, Sun Wukong and Yang Jian were still talking about the TV series "I Am Special Forces", these immortals are really energetic and boring.

Ai Le felt what it meant after watching it, he got up and went to wash, when he came back from washing, it was nine o'clock, but his mobile phone still didn't move at all, which made Ai Le a little anxious, and he wanted to call Hua Tuo to ask him, but when he thought about the old thing's mouth full of "your grandfather and me" mantra, he didn't have the heart to play.

He simply went out to breakfast with his mobile phone, but when he came back, the phone still didn't move, so anxious that Aile walked around the small room.

He waited until the afternoon, and at about two o'clock in the afternoon, the mobile phone finally rang, Ai Le quickly answered, and the caller was a man, and he said directly: "Is it Ai Le?" ”

Elle said excitedly: "Yes, it's me, it's me." ”

"Oh, well, that's right...... ...... like this"

As soon as the man finished speaking, the happy look on Ai Le's face immediately disappeared, and he hung up the phone with a dull gaze and muttered, "How can this be?" Damn it, Hua Tuo, you pit me. ”