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As soon as Ai Le heard this, he quickly put down the knife and said with a smile: "I'm sorry, I'm too nervous to take the wrong thing." ”

When the Jade Emperor heard this, he breathed a sigh of relief, he really didn't want Ai Le to send him into the palace for the second time, the taste was really unpleasant.

Ai Le turned his head to look at Hua Tuo and said, "Let's start, shall we?" ”

Hua Tuo stretched out two black hands and smiled at Ai Le, Ai Le could clearly see a touch of green on his teeth, rubbing, do the gods also eat buns and dumplings stuffed with leeks?

Thinking of this, Ai Le was looking at Hua Tuo's dirty appearance and smelling the sour smell on his body, and couldn't help but feel nauseous, and immediately retched.

The Jade Emperor saw that Ai Le was so anxious, and said with concern: "What's wrong with Ai Aiqing?" ”

Ai Le turned his head and didn't look at Hua Tuo, covering his mouth and said, "Can Your Majesty let Doctor Hua Shen wash and brush, this is ...... It's also too dirty, and it's not good if you get infected after surgery. ”

Hua Tuo didn't care that Ai Le disliked him for being dirty, and laughed: "My old man has always been like this, little brother, don't worry about not looking at me dirty, but I will definitely not let the emperor get infected, haven't we all done it once?" You see that the emperor is fine. ”

Ai Le then remembered that Hua Tuo was also like this in the failed operation just now, and he couldn't help but regret what he had done earlier? Why didn't you think of letting Hua Tuo, a dirty man, brush his hands and change into a surgical gown? Now say it yourself, what should the Jade Emperor do if he complains about his negligence just now?

Hua Tuo added: "Little brother, don't worry, although our immortals are now similar to mortals, they are not as delicate as mortals, and they are not so easily infected, let's not let the emperor wait any longer, let's start." ”

The Jade Emperor didn't care very much about Hua Tuo's dirty appearance that surgery on himself would cause incision infection, because he used to operate on other gods, Buddhas, and demons like this, although he killed a lot, but he also cured a lot, and the Jade Emperor now cares about doing the operation well, he really doesn't want to suffer this crime, so he said: "Two Aiqing, let's start quickly." ”

Ai Le didn't care about the Jade Emperor, so he didn't say anything more, and anesthetized first like last time.

The biggest difference between circumcision and other surgeries is that the needle and knife are applied to the man's lifeline, and a needle in this position is definitely much more painful than in other places.

As soon as Ai Le injected a needle into the sponge body, he saw that the Jade Emperor was like a woman giving birth to a child, and his hands were desperately grasping the brocade quilt under him, his face was full of painful expressions, and he really rolled his eyes, he clenched his teeth and tilted to the left for a while, and tilted to the right for a while.

Ai Le injected another injection into the cavernous body on the opposite side, and the Jade Emperor's mouth immediately let out a cry of "woo" in pain, looking at him like that, it seemed to be more painful than a woman giving birth.

Ai Le comforted the Jade Emperor who was covered in cold sweat: "Okay, it won't hurt soon." After speaking, he used a hemostat to pick up the dorsal foreskin with a hemostat like last time, and said in his mouth: "Does it hurt?" ”

The Jade Emperor let out a sigh and said weakly: "No, it doesn't hurt much, Aiqing hurry, hurry up." At this time, he was still some kind of high-ranking Heavenly Court master, and he was clearly an ordinary patient, wishing that the operation would be completed immediately, and he didn't know that circumcision was only the beginning of the sin, and there was still something to suffer later.

Ai Le took a deep breath, clamped the foreskin on the other side with a hemostat, and then handed the two hemostats to Hua Tuo for him to pull gently.

Ile cut the inner plate with tissue scissors until it was 0.5 cm away from the coronal sulcus.

After doing this, Ai Le stopped, and he began to try to recall how Liu Yan did this operation in the first place, and only after thinking clearly did he start to align the inner and outer plates of the foreskin, and pull the hemostat clamped between the dorsal and mesangial sides of the foreskin outward.

After careful inspection and found that there was no problem, Ai Le directly cut off the excess foreskin with tissue scissors, at this time he was very excited, he felt that this operation was not so difficult to do, and now it was almost done.

But Ai Le was too happy, if the circumcision was really as simple as he thought, Liu Yan would have let him do it alone, and the reason why he was never allowed to do it was that Ai Le still lacked a lot of experience.

When he stitched up, the problem appeared, he reduced the inner and outer plates too much, the cutting edge was very difficult to deal with, Ai Le couldn't do it for a long time, and finally he could only helplessly say to the Jade Emperor: "Emperor, Emperor, no, I'm sorry, it's bad again." ”

When the Jade Emperor heard this, he sat up and grabbed Ai Le's collar and said, "What did you say?" Broken again? ”

Ai Le was sweating at this time, so anxious that his legs and hands trembled a little, he nodded apprehensively, and said apologetically: "Your Majesty is still ...... Let's make a substitution. ”

The Jade Emperor really wanted to slap Ai Le to death, he easily said "It's bad", but he suffered a big crime, but now if he doesn't let Ai Le do it, no one can do it, Hua Tuo is a half-person at all, if he is allowed to do it, his little brother may be cut off many times, and it is impossible to find other people.

Thinking of this, the Jade Emperor wanted to cry without tears and said: "Cut, coming." With that, he lay down, and two tears ran down the corners of his eyes.

Ai Le exhaled, picked up the knife and sent the Jade Emperor into the palace, and the Jade Emperor was so painful that he almost didn't bite his teeth.

A few hours later, the little Ding Ding grew up again, and Ai Le continued to come, but this time there was still a problem and he had to send the Jade Emperor into the palace.

The Jade Emperor was ruthless, gritting his teeth and letting Ai Le continue.

Fourth, fifth, sixth, seventh, and the eighth time, Ai Le finally succeeded, and he was so happy that he jumped and jumped, and the poor Jade Emperor was indeed lying there with a weak lower body like a woman who had just given birth, if it weren't for his physical fitness being much stronger than that of mortals, I am afraid that he would have been tossed to death by Ai Le.

Ai Le is indeed highly talented, and he summed up his experience after doing eight times, and when doing circumcision, he must be careful not to cut too much of the inner and outer plates, otherwise it will be very difficult to deal with the incision margin. Not too little, as it will produce a postoperative hematoma.

Do not use too thin threads to suture, preferably gut threads, no stitches need to be removed.

There are two methods of circumcision: the paid ------ is fixed at 12 and 6 points with two vascular clamps, and lifted outward, and the excessively long foreskin is clamped obliquely with a vascular clamp, leaving more points on the mesangial side and less points on the contralateral side. It is then completely removed with a scalpel.

The advantage of this method is that the margins are absolutely neat and the bleeding is relatively low due to the effect of clamping. The disadvantage is that there is no real 0.5CM left on the inner and outer plates, and the incision margin is oblique, which may injure the internal ** when the scalpel is removed.

Zhang ----- clamped the foreskin at 12, 3, 6, and 9 points with four vascular clamps, and clamped the long foreskin on the dorsal side with a straight vascular forceps, paying attention to the inner and outer plates with the clamps, so that they left deep clip marks. It is estimated that after leaving 0.5 cm on the inner and outer plates, cut it with scissors, first at 12 o'clock, and then on the right side and then on the left side to remove the excess foreskin. The advantage is that there is less bleeding during dorsal incision, and the inner and outer plates are 0.5 cm.

This kind of experience, the advantages and disadvantages of the two surgical methods can not be summarized by other doctors even if they do it eighteen times, but Ai Le has summed it up, which can only show one problem, he has a very high talent in surgery, and ordinary people can't have talent.

It's a pity that Ai Le's talent can only be seen by Hua Tuo, and the Jade Emperor will have the heart to think about this, and he has been tossed for a day, and he has fallen asleep at this time.

Taishang Laojun doesn't know how to medicine, but he feels that Ai Le's medical skills are really terrible, if he couldn't find a suitable person, he would have kicked him out of heaven a long time ago, and at the same time he prayed to God that he would never be sick, otherwise he would fall into the hands of Ai Le, it would really be worse than death.

From now on, any type of circumcision will not be difficult for Ai Le, and he can have such a big gain on the one hand because he is talented enough, and the foundation he has laid in school and medical internship is thick enough, and on the other hand, because of the Jade Emperor, a good guinea pig, he tosses at will.

After being excited, Ai Le hurriedly bandaged the Jade Emperor, and as soon as the explosion was over, he immediately exclaimed: "It's broken, what if this is growing?" ”

The Jade Emperor's little Ding Ding was cut long and long, and it took eight times before and after the operation to be done, what if his little Ding Ding was growing back?

Taishang Laojun said with a smile: "Little brother, you don't have to worry about this, the sheep intestines you use are refined by me with bundles of immortal ropes, as long as you use this kind of silk thread, it will not grow back." ”

When Ai Le heard this, he let out a sigh of relief, and said, "That's good, that's good." ”

More than two hours later, the Jade Emperor woke up quietly, and Ai Le hurriedly said, "How does the Emperor feel?" ”

The Jade Emperor cried and said, "It hurts, it hurts." ”

Ai Le said: "It will definitely hurt, Hua Shen Doctor has painkillers, if you can't stand the pain, just ask him, from now on you have to sleep in a separate room with the queen mother, avoid contact with your partner, otherwise if you don't hold back, it will hurt if it pulls the flag and rebels." ”

When the Jade Emperor heard this, he immediately said: "I don't want to separate rooms, I want to live with her, if I are separated, I will be very painful." ”

Ai Le understood what was going on when he thought about it, with a superb wife like the Queen Mother by his side, this is more effective than taking some medicine to prevent **, what other thoughts are there for children when he looks at her face?

Ai Le couldn't laugh in his heart, and said in his mouth: "Your Majesty is wise." ”

Hua Tuo and Taishang Laojun covered their mouths and turned their heads to laugh at this time.

The Jade Emperor naturally knew what they were laughing at, and said with a straight face: "Hua Aiqing, you send Aiqing's family to the lower realm." ”

As soon as Ai Le heard this, he was not happy: "Your Majesty, don't you say that the operation is done for you, will you let me be the director of the Gods and Demons Hospital?" Now that the surgery is done, how do you cross the river and tear down the bridge? ”

It is rare for Ai Le to have such a big opportunity, he naturally wants to seize it, do a good job of this doctor in the heavenly court, and have a good relationship with those immortals and demons, and in the future, when he goes down to the mortal world, he wants to be rich and noble, marry a daughter-in-law like a fairy, and honor his father well, which is not difficult at all.

But if he goes down now, he is still the poor boy who doesn't even have a job, how can Ai Le do it?

Hua Tuo grabbed Ai Le's hand and said, "Your Majesty, little brother, this is protecting you, come with me." ”