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The next morning, Ai Le opened his eyes, and as soon as he opened his eyes, he immediately felt a splitting headache, and he muttered: "I won't drink so much wine in the future, it's too uncomfortable." ”

Speaking of this, Ai Le rubbed his eyes and looked left and right, and muttered in his mouth, "Where am I?" ”

Surrounded by peach trees that could not be seen at a glance, the peach trees should be full of large peaches in this season, but not only did not have a single peach on these peach trees, but the leaves were sparse and yellow, and the ground was covered with a thick layer of yellow leaves.

Elle frowned and muttered, "Isn't it summer?" Why are all the leaves falling? ”

"It's not because of illness that Pan Taoyuan is like this."

Ella was startled, and followed the sound to find a dirty old man sitting not far away gnawing on greasy chicken legs, the old man's hair has not been washed for a long time like felt, and it is also erected, his face is thick with oil mud, and he can't see the color of his skin at all, the old man's cheeks are bulging high and chewing, the corners of his mouth are full of oil stains, and a pair of triangular eyes are full of cunning looks.

The old man's clothes were in tatters, and he could see the dirty skin inside, and I really don't know how long he hadn't bathed.

Ai Le said: "Who are you?" How did I end up here? ”

The old man swallowed the chicken in his mouth with difficulty, as if he was choking, and quickly picked up an equally dirty gourd next to him, opened the lid and drank it. ”

Ai Le heard the front and wanted to say, "I'm your grandfather", but when he heard the words behind him, he immediately exclaimed, "Who? Hua Tuo? Are you crazy? ”

Hua Tuo stood up and stroked his felt hair in a very coquettish posture and said, "You are crazy, your grandfather and I are Hua Tuo." ”

Ai Le's head didn't hurt anymore when he heard this, he grinned, and said while laughing: "You are Hua Tuo, and I am still Bian Que." ”

Hua Tuo's eyes flashed with disdain and said: "Bian Que's old immortal hung up a few days ago, and Zhang Zhongjing and Sun Simiao also hung up, and now the old man and I am alone in the God and Demon Hospital." ”

Hearing this, Elle laughed even more heartily, tears fell, and soon he fell to the ground and began to roll.

Hua Tuo saw him laughing like this and said in shame: "Laugh at your sister, laugh? Don't believe your grandfather and me? Damn it, let you open your eyes. Speaking of this, Hua Tuo waved his hand, and Ai Le's father Ai Fulu appeared.

Ai Le was dumbfounded, stopped laughing, looked at his father in a daze and said, "Dad, why are you here?" ”

Ai Fulu said: "You rabbit cub owes a beating, don't you?" You dare not believe the words of the old fairy, I will whip you to death. ”

Ai Fulu didn't go to school, his way of educating children is to produce filial piety under the stick, Ai Le was beaten by him to the big, and he has long left a shadow in his heart, and now he sees that his father is going to do it and immediately gets up and runs, shouting while running: "I believe, I believe, don't fight, don't fight." ”

Hua Tuo laughed and said, "Don't run away, boy." ”

Elle really stopped, because he saw his father disappear suddenly, and his eyes were as wide as copper bells, and his eyes were so hard that they would definitely fall to the ground.

Hua Tuo clasped his hands in front of his chest and said, "Now believe it, right?" ”

Ai Le cautiously probed: "Are you really Hua Tuo? ”

Hua Tuo nodded and said, "It's Lao Tzu and me." ”

Ai Le was confused, he really didn't believe that the scene in front of him was real, he felt that he was dreaming, thinking of this, he reached out and pinched himself, only to see Ella "oops" and then jumped three feet high, painful.

Hua Tuo stretched out his greasy hand and waved it at Ai Le and said, "Boy, sit down and listen to me tell you slowly." ”

After listening to Hua Tuo, Ai Le knew that the place he was staying in now was the Pan Tao Garden in the Heavenly Court, and he didn't know what was going on thousands of years ago The peach trees in the Pan Tao Garden had a strange disease, and they didn't bear peaches, so it was a big trouble, and the big Luo Jinxian in the sky relied on eating peaches to maintain immortality, and now that there are no peaches, how can they live forever?

The Jade Emperor took people to investigate, but he couldn't find the reason why the peach tree did not bear fruit for hundreds of years, and the Jade Emperor could only ask for help from Rulai, who thought that it was difficult to protect himself over there, and the Buddha spring that maintained the immortality of the Buddha world also withered, in order to maintain the life of many arhats and venerables in the Buddha world, Rulai could only let the golden cicada that was the reincarnation of Tang Seng, and then be fried and eaten, there was no way to live forever only by eating Tang Seng meat.

But eating Tang monk meat is not really immortal forever, there is a time limit, in a wolf now has more meat and less meat, just a Tang monk that is enough for so many Arhats, Venerables, and Buddhas to eat?

The Arhats, Venerables, and Buddhas who can't eat Tang monk's meat are sick one after another, and the heavenly court is even more miserable without Tang monk's meat to eat, and there are more people who are sick.

At this time, the demon world, which has always been at odds with the Jade Emperor and Rulai, also came to ask for help, and something happened to them, and the magic book that maintained the life of all the demons and monsters was also not bright, and the demons and monsters also got sick one after another, and died batch after batch.

In the face of this catastrophe in the Three Realms, Rulai, the Jade Emperor, and the Demon Emperor established the Gods and Demons Hospital, and the divine doctors such as Hua Tuo and Bian Que were naturally summoned to the hospital to treat everyone.

But the effect is quite bad, the Buddha world has no holy spring, the heavenly court has no peach, the demon world has no magic book, the gods and Buddhas in the sky, and the demon magic power is still there, but this body has become a mortal, and it will get such and such diseases, once it dies, it will be the end of the soul, and it is impossible to go to the underworld for reincarnation.

Hua Tuo is a miracle doctor is right, but most of them are engaged in traditional Chinese medicine, Chinese medicine does have its uniqueness, but some diseases they are helpless, such as cancer, appendicitis, intestinal necrosis, etc., these diseases require surgery, drinking Chinese medicine soup is not effective at all.

But if you want to operate on these gods, Buddhas, and demons, it's okay for Hua Tuo, but he is also a half-, who will get sick after tens of thousands of years of gods and Buddhas and demons everywhere? Hua Tuo has been a leisurely and leisurely mess for so many years, and he will not be able to arrest him out and let him have surgery? As a result, this thing killed a lot of gods and ghosts in a row.

As the so-called house leak happened to rain overnight, the boat was late and encountered a head wind, and Bian Que and these people in the Gods and Demons Hospital got sick and died one after another, and today there is only Hua Tuo, the commander of the light pole, Hua Tuo has no choice but to find someone next time, and as a result, he got Ai Le here.

Ai Le felt very incredible when he heard this, and he still had a feeling of dreaming, but when he thought that Hua Tuo had conjured his old man with a wave of his hand just now, he couldn't help but believe it, he scratched his head and said, "Why did you choose me?" I'm just an intern, and I'll do some minor surgery, but I won't be able to do a big one, and you can't get so many experts and professors in the hospital. ”

Hua Tuo shook his head and smiled bitterly: "You should operate on gods, Buddhas, and demons, is it okay for you?" It must be a person who is hard enough, or has a big grudge. ”

Elle was puzzled, "What do you mean?" ”

Hua Tuo sat on the ground and said: "Gods, Buddhas, and demons are all favored by heaven and earth, in other words, they are all sons and daughters of heaven and earth, otherwise they will not be able to become gods, Buddhas, and demons. ”

Ai Le's hairs stood up when he heard this, and he hurriedly said: "My life is not hard enough, you should change someone." "Elle doesn't want to hang up like that, he hasn't been in a serious relationship eight times as serious.

Hua Tuo glanced at Ai Le and said; "Your life is not hard enough, but your resentment is big enough."

Ai Le took a step back and said, "What do you mean, you can be clear." ”

Hua Tuo smiled evilly: "You wanted to be a doctor in the first nine lives, but you didn't do it, this is the tenth life, you haven't become a doctor yet, do you think you have a big grudge?" ”

Ai Le's eyes widened and said, "What's that?" I haven't been to a doctor for nine lifetimes? Am I so unlucky? ”

Hua Tuo laughed and said, "I don't believe you. With a wave of his hand, a mirror appeared, and a young man with red lips and white teeth kowtowed to an old man.

The young man said: "Thank you master for passing on my mantle, I will definitely remember the master's teachings to hang the pot to help the world this time." ”

Seeing this, Elle pointed at himself and said, "Is this me?" ”

Hua Tuo said: "Yes, it's you." ”

As soon as Hua Tuo's words fell, the boy had an accident, and as soon as he came down the mountain, he was caught by a group of thieves who robbed him of his things and clicked him.

In the second life, Elle, who had just left the school, was hit and killed by a speeding carriage as soon as he came out of the door of his master's house.

In the third life, Ai Le was even more sad, and the next day he was going to sit in the hall to see someone sick, who wanted to drink saliva at night and choked to death.

Before the fourth generation became a doctor, Elle choked to death from eating.

The fifth Elegang sat in the hall and there was an earthquake.

The sixth tsunami came.

The seventh volcano erupted.

In the 8th century, a cannonball fell on the infirmary.

On the first day of work, the ninth was beaten to death by the patient's family members, and the wrong person was beaten.

Ai Le looked pale, gritted his teeth and shouted, "God, how can you play with me like this?" I'm your grandmother. ”

As soon as he finished speaking, a thunderclap sounded, which shook Ai Le's ears and buzzed, only to see that it was still a blue sky just now, but at this time it was cloudy, and the clouds above Ai Le's head were black, jet black, and all black and purple, and lightning swam away like electric snakes, and finally gathered together to make the dark cloud bright silver.

In the next second, the purple thunder with a thickness of 100 meters slashed down at Ai Le, and Ai Le was so frightened that he let out an "oops" and squatted on the ground with his head in his hands.

He thought he was dead, but after a while it was fine, he slowly raised his head and looked up—the thick purple thunderbolt was blocked by a layer of red gas, and no matter how hard the dragon-like thunderbolt tried, it was the red gas that could not be penetrated.

Hua Tuo smiled bitterly on the side: "Look at how much resentment your kid has?" Nine Heavens Xuanlei can't cut you, okay, come with me, the Jade Emperor is sick and waiting for you to operate on him. ”