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Ai Le only felt a flower in front of him, and the next moment the scene in front of him changed, at this time he was in a courtyard, the courtyard wall was built of blue bricks, the bamboo frame was obliquely placed on the wall, the green bean seedlings were wrapped around the bamboo frame, and long beans could be seen everywhere.

There is a small piece of tender shallots planted on the ground next to the bamboo frame, and a few local chickens go around the shallots, but they don't go in, next to the shallots are eggplant seedlings, pepper seedlings and other crops, where is the Jade Emperor's place of residence, it is clearly a small farm yard.

On one side of the courtyard was sitting an uncle wearing a white vest and big pants, the uncle was picking garlic, and a slightly pungent female voice came from the house: "Is Lao Zhang garlic okay?" Noodles, sauce, and cucumbers are all available. ”

Ai Le swallowed a mouthful of saliva with difficulty, the Jade Emperor of the mother's egg eats fried noodles and garlic?

Zhang Weiding, who was also the Jade Emperor, muttered impatiently: "Urge, urge, urge you a ghost, okay, okay." ”

At this time, the Jade Emperor saw Hua Tuo, he put the garlic on the small table next to him and ran over wearing sandals, and when he arrived, he grabbed Hua Tuo and said, "Old Hua, someone has found it?" Speaking of this, the Jade Emperor looked at Ai Le.

Ai Le is also looking at him, Zhang Weiding looks about forty years old, with thick eyebrows and big eyes, and he is also dignified, but he has a big beer belly, which subtracts a lot of points from his appearance, and in addition to his current clothes, it is really difficult for Ai Le to associate him with the Jade Emperor.

The Jade Emperor grabbed Ai Le and said, "Little brother, you are here, if you don't come, I will have to be beaten and scolded to death by that mother-in-law." ”

As soon as the Jade Emperor's words fell, a fat woman wearing the ancient silk and satin with an arrogant face walked over with her waist crossed, and scolded when she came up: "Zhang Weiding, you are so tired and crooked, right?" Say what you just said! ”

The Jade Emperor was obviously a man who was afraid of his wife, he quickly hid behind Ai Le and said with a smiling face: "The lady is angry, angry, I was wrong, I don't dare anymore." "This woman is obviously the Queen Mother.

Hua Tuo suddenly said, "The Queen Mother must weigh two hundred and sixteen, right?" ”

The queen mother was stunned for a moment, then reacted, and was about to start scolding, but when she thought of Hua Tuo's identity, the scolding on the street suddenly became: "How does the Qing family know?" ”

The queen mother can't afford to offend Hua Tuo, and now he is a doctor in the Gods and Demons Hospital, if he really offends him, who cares if the queen mother is sick? She didn't want to die.

Hua Tuo said angrily: "You stepped on my feet." ”

The queen mother hurriedly took her foot away, Hua Tuo hugged her foot and jumped to the side, the queen mother's face was very ugly, but she couldn't have a seizure.

Ai Le was dumbfounded at this time, it was really that the gap between the queen mother in front of him and his impression was too big, even if the queen mother in his impression was bitter and unreasonable, but he must also be a noble lady when he usually saw it - elegant and dignified, who wants the real queen mother to be as fat as a sow, and the powder on her face is as thick as a city, and her face is slag when she walks.

Looking at the appearance of the queen mother, Ai Le can only be described as the scene of the car accident, it is really difficult for the Jade Emperor, how to take such a mother-in-law.

The queen mother looked at Ai Le, and found that the young man's eyebrows were very beautiful, and she took Ai Le's hand and said happily: "Little brother, I finally looked forward to you." Speaking of this, she stretched out her hand and pointed at the Jade Emperor and said, "You quickly give my old immortal a look at the disease, he is about to kill the old lady and me." ”

As soon as the Jade Emperor heard this, he immediately lowered his head, his face flashed with red clouds, and his shy appearance made Ai Le very uncomfortable.

Ai Le pulled out his hand without a trace and coughed, "What disease does he have?" ”

The queen mother stomped her feet like a little daughter, and said coquettishly: "Oh, how can this make the mourning family speak." ”

Ai Le covered his mouth and turned his head to leave, the Jade Emperor acted in unison with him, and the two of them came to the bean seedlings and vomited, but it was really the queen mother's coquettish appearance that was too disgusting.

Ai Le felt a lot better after throwing up, seeing that the Jade Emperor was still vomiting, he reached out and patted him on the shoulder and said, "Brother, it's really difficult for you." ”

When the Jade Emperor heard this, tears appeared in his eyes, and he nodded with emotion to say that it was really difficult for him.

The Queen Mother was not happy to see them vomit like this, but she didn't dare to offend Ai Le, so she could only take the Jade Emperor to be angry, and went over to grab his ear and screamed: "Is the old lady so disgusting? ”

The Jade Emperor hurriedly shook his head and said: "No, no, the appearance of the lady sinking the fish and the geese, and the shy flowers and closing the moon, is this...... It is the first of the three realms...... The first beauty. ”

Ai Le saw the proud appearance of the queen mother and immediately vomited "wow" again, this time it was Hua Tuo who accompanied him, and after the difficult brother vomited, Ai Le said with tears in his eyes: "Brother Hua, please let me go, let me go back." ”

Hua Tuo said with tears in his eyes: "Brother is not a big brother who is not righteous, but if you leave, I will have to vomit every day, I would rather die than die in poverty, brother resist this matter." ”

Hua Tuo said that the sleeves of this shirt disappeared in the blink of an eye, Ai Le was furious and scolded: "Hua Tuo, I am your eighteenth generation ancestor, it is too special and unrighteous." ”

At this time, the queen mother was slapped by the Jade Emperor's sycophants, let go of his ears and came over and said: "Little brother, hurry up and give my family a look at the disease, his illness is not good, there is no way to live this day." Speaking of this, she stamped her foot and said, "If his illness is not good, I will ...... I divorced him. ”

After hearing this, the Jade Emperor was overjoyed and said, "My illness can't be cured, let's leave quickly." ”

The queen mother's body of more than 200 catties disappeared from Ai Le's eyes out of thin air, and when she appeared, she was already riding on the Jade Emperor, and the big fist of the dou fell on the Jade Emperor like rain, and the sound of "bang" was endless.

Elle couldn't bear to look at it anymore, so he turned around, closed his eyes, covered his ears, and muttered, "It's so miserable." ”

I don't know how long it took for Ai Le to feel someone pull the corner of his clothes, he opened his eyes and turned his head to see that he suddenly jumped more than three feet high, and shouted in his mouth: "Mom, monster." ”

The Jade Emperor was in rags at this time, with a blue nose and swollen face, and he would never recognize him if his mother was found, and the Jade Emperor said in a strange voice: "Little brother is me, it's me." ”

Ai Le looked carefully for a long time before confirming that this was the Jade Emperor, and couldn't help but say, "How did you become like this?" ”

The Jade Emperor whispered with tears in his eyes: "It's not that I was beaten by that evil woman, little brother quickly treat me, I'm not doing well with this disease, I'm afraid ...... I'm afraid my life won't be long. ”

Ai Le looked around and found that the Queen Mother didn't know where she went, he was very sympathetic to the Jade Emperor, patted him on the shoulder and said, "What's wrong with you?" ”

The Jade Emperor let out a long sigh, stretched out his hand and wiped it on his face, and immediately returned to its original state, he smiled bitterly: "I'm not afraid of the little brother's jokes, I'm sick below." ”

Ai Le's eyes immediately looked down at the Jade Emperor, and when he saw that the Jade Emperor's face turned red like a monkey's ass, he pulled Ai Le aside and whispered, "That's it, that's it." ”

After hearing this, Ai Le suddenly realized: "The ** inflammation caused by the long foreskin, and then the queen mother got gynecological diseases, is that right?" ”

The Jade Emperor hurriedly said: "Whisper, whisper, don't shout, if this spreads, how will you let me face the Manchu Dynasty?" ”

At this time, the Jade Emperor couldn't help but reach out and grab Xiao Dingding, obviously itching again, and said with an embarrassed expression: "Little brother, what do I know about long foreskin?" In short, it's just that I'm itching underneath, and she's itching too, it's so itchy that I can't do it, little brother save me. ”

Elle exhaled and said, "You take off your pants and I'll take a look." ”

The Jade Emperor was embarrassed: "This ...... Isn't that okay? ”

Ai Le said: "You know the idiom of avoiding illness and avoiding medicine, right? I'm a doctor, you're a patient, if you're sick, tell me to show me, there's nothing to be ashamed of, what are we all men afraid of? ”

At this time, the Jade Emperor felt a huge itch in his lower body, he scratched hard, and took off his big pants as soon as he gritted his teeth.

Ai Le looked down and saw that the Jade Emperor's little Ding Ding was really too long foreskin, and he said, "You can take a look at me." ”

The Jade Emperor's face was already red and purple at this time, and he said embarrassedly: "You don't need to do this, right?" ”

Ai Le said solemnly: "You have to open it to see, if the inflammation is not very strong, you can operate today, but if it is bad, you have to wait for the inflammation to subside." ”

The Jade Emperor was really tormented by this embarrassing illness, and he gritted his teeth and moved Xiao Ding Ding away.

Ai Le took a closer look and said, "The inflammation is not very bad, and it can be operated." ”

When the Jade Emperor heard this, he was overjoyed and said, "Then hurry up and do it." ”

Ai Le scratched his head and said, "I haven't done this operation a few times, I'm afraid it's going to be bad, so you might as well find another doctor." ”

The Jade Emperor didn't mention his pants, grabbed Ai Le's hand and said: "If I could find it, I would have found it a long time ago, there is really no one to use, Aiqing is the only mortal who is so angry that you can block the Nine Heavens Xuanlei, I beg you?" As long as you can cure me, the position of the director of this god and demon hospital is yours, and from now on, the gods and Buddhas in the sky and the demons everywhere will have to look up to you, which is a great benefit. ”

As soon as Ai Le heard this, he thought about what Hua Tuo told him, and his heart immediately warmed up, if he could command the gods and Buddhas in the sky and the demons everywhere, Liang Zilong's fart would not count, he would be able to fix him as much as he wanted, what wealth, women, and rights wanted, this was too cool.

As soon as he thought of Ai Le, he gritted his teeth and said, "Okay, I'll do this surgery for you." After speaking, he remembered that the Jade Emperor had just stroked Xiao Dingding's hand and was still holding his hand, and he was disgusted, so he quickly pulled it out without a trace and put it behind his back to wipe it.

The Jade Emperor was overjoyed and didn't notice Ai Le's small movements at all, he said excitedly: "Then let's start quickly." ”

Elle exclaimed, "Here? ”

The Jade Emperor nodded and said, "Yes, if it's not here, can it be there?" ”

"Can we achieve sterile conditions here?" There are also instruments and medicines that are required for surgery, is there here? ”

The Jade Emperor hurriedly said: "Yes, yes." He clapped his hands at that.

Hua Tuo and an old man in a Taoist robe appeared, and the two said in unison: "What does the Jade Emperor command?" ”

The Jade Emperor stretched out his hand and pointed at Ai Le and said, "Ai Qing's family wants to treat me, what he needs, you can bring it to him quickly." ”

Ai Le was not polite, and directly said what he needed, but Hua Tuo and the old man in the robe did not agree immediately, Hua Tuo was a little embarrassed: "Mortal things have no effect on the emperor at all." ”