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It's no wonder that Elle is scared of this virtue, whoever comes out of the toilet in the middle of the night and sees a guy with a bull's head and a human body standing there must be scared enough.

Hua Tuo stretched out his hand and pulled Ai Le out with all his strength and said, "Your grandfather looks at the bear you are scared of?" I'm really embarrassed to my grandfather, he's a bull head in the pussy, and a big bag on his ass hurts so much, I'll take him to you to see. ”

When Ai Le heard this, the fear in his heart finally subsided a little, and when he thought that he was scared and fainted twice by the bull head in front of Hua Tuo and Gao Jin, he felt embarrassed and embarrassed, and Ai Le pointed at the bull head and scolded: "Don't you know that people are scared to death?" ”

Speaking of this, Elle felt that what he said was wrong, and he exhaled and said, "I forgot that you are not human." ”

The minotaur is more than two meters tall, wearing the clothes worn by an ancient jailer, and the position of his chest is embroidered with a big "yin" character, this guy is not annoyed by Ai Le so scolded, the two bull's eyes are tearful, and he stretched out two bull's hooves to Ai Le and said: "Please Ai Shen Doctor to save me." ”

Ai Le said angrily: "What's wrong with you?" He didn't listen to what Hua Tuo just said, and he was ashamed.

The bull head turned around and stretched out his hooves and tore off his pants to let Ai Le look at his big ass, and said, "Get a big bag, it hurts to death." ”

Ai Le looked at the big black ass of the bull head and indeed bulged a big bag, he reached out and touched it, and the bull head jumped up and shouted: "Don't touch, don't touch, it hurts, it hurts." ”

Ai Le said impatiently: "I don't touch how to check you, bear with it." ”

The bull head was already in tears of pain at this time, and he gritted his teeth and pouted his ass honestly to let Ai Le see, and Ai Le deliberately touched the whole cow head hard to avenge his two scares of him.

The cow's head squeaked and screamed, just like killing a cow, Ai Le saw that he was hurt by this virtue, and his heart was smiling, and the feeling of revenge was really refreshing.

Elle turned to wash his hands, and said as he walked, "Alright, put your pants on." ”

Niu Tou lifted his pants with teary eyes at this time, and he was so aggrieved that he looked like a little daughter-in-law who had been raped by 300 big men.

When Ai Le came back from washing his hands, Niu Tou immediately said eagerly: "What kind of disease is this disease from Doctor Ai?" ”

Ai Le put his hand on his big pants and wiped it, "What disease?" Perianal abscess, I said, old cow, don't you shit and wipe your buttocks?"

The bull head said as a matter of course: "What are you doing wiping your ass?" What a hassle. ”

Ai Le frowned, took two steps back with a disgusted expression, and said, "You dirty thing, you deserve to have a perianal abscess." Speaking of this, Ai Le scratched his head and suddenly said, "No, ghosts shouldn't need to eat, right?" ”

Niu Tou was despised by Ai Le, his expression was a little embarrassed, and he said aggrievedly: "I didn't need to eat before, I just smelled some incense, but since the accident in the Heavenly Court, the Buddha Realm, and the Demon Realm, our underworld has also suffered a disaster, and if you don't eat, you have to starve to death, and you have to pull if you eat it, and I don't know that I have to wipe my ass if I poop, and I knew that I would definitely wipe it."

Speaking of this, the bull head said earnestly: "Ai Shen Doctor has cured this disease?" ”

Ai Le nodded and said, "A small problem is easy to treat, but you must suffer from this disease, you have to endure it." ”

Perianal abscess is not a serious disease, and it is necessary to cut the abscess and drain it, but it is very sinful to change the dressing and clean it every day.

When Niu Tou heard this, he immediately said excitedly: "Then Ai Divine Doctor, you can treat me quickly, I can bear the pain." ”

Ai Le didn't answer immediately, after Niu Tou turned his head and glanced at Hua Tuo, the master and apprentice laughed, Hua Tuo coughed and said, "It's okay for you to be cured, but you have to pay." ”

Niu Tou was stunned and said, "What do you want to pay?" Speaking of this, the bull head grabbed his head and suddenly realized: "Money is, it's easy to say, it's easy to say." As soon as he finished speaking, he stretched out his hooves, and a large pile of money immediately appeared on it.

Ai Le should have seen so much money, but this time Ai Le said angrily: "You plague cow, what are your intentions in giving us the money of the dead?" Damn, do you still want to be cured? ”

The bull head held the money and wondered: "Do you spend this in our country?" Can't you spend it on the top? ”

Facing a silly and cute bull head in a Northeast dialect, Ai Le said angrily: "Flower your sister, this thing is all burned from the top to the bottom, don't talk nonsense and pay the fee quickly." Ai Le was afraid that the fool of Niu Tou would not know what to pay, so he turned back to the house and took out a hundred-dollar bill and said, "See?" Give me this. ”

The bull head scratched his head and said, "I don't have this thing." ”

Hua Tuo said with a smile: "It's not easy to do, then your baby will pay off the debt." ”

When the bull head heard that he wanted his baby to quit, the bull's eye glared angrily and said, "What is it? Do you want my baby? Dream your big spring and autumn dreams, no. ”

Hua Tuo said angrily: "What's the matter, don't you give it, right?" Go back to the underworld, you dead cow, and it will hurt you to death. ”

Not to be outdone, the bull head stepped forward and glared at the two bull's eyes and said angrily: "You old man is looking for a cut, aren't you?" ”

Hua Tuo leaned his head over and said angrily: "You fight, you fight, if you don't beat you, you'll beat you up." ”

The big black nose of the bull's head spewed out two puffs of white gas, and the bull's eyes instantly turned blood-red, and as soon as his hooves were raised, a thick iron chain that exuded cold air immediately appeared--Soul Restraint.

Seeing that the bull's head raised the chain and was about to smash into Hua Tuo's head, Ai Le's eyes were dripping, and he hurriedly stopped him and said: "You Niu Tai is ignorant, the Gods and Demons Hospital needs medicines and equipment to treat your illness, how can the medicines and equipment come from?" The medicine needs to be refined by my master, and no materials are needed? Don't waste any time, huh? The equipment is made by Taishang Laojun, in the same way, where does the material come from? No labor costs? ”

The bull's nose spewed a stream of white air and said, "What are you talking about?" I don't understand. ”

Ai Le was a little impatient by this fool, and thought about the wording: "Do you have to pay for your work?" You work in the underworld, and you have to come every day to bring back the souls of those who died, right? ”

The bull head put down the chain and looked at Ai Le and said, "Well, that." ”

Elle continued, "Doesn't Hades pay you for doing this work every day? ”

The bull head was puzzled: "What is salary?" What is wages? ”

Ai Le was made angry by the four or six goods that Niu Tou didn't understand, but for the idea he just came up with, he still patiently explained: "The salary is the money you took out, understand?" ”

The bull head stiffened his neck and said proudly: "This is not sent to me by Lord Yama, it is those ghosts who are filial to me, and if you don't give me money, I won't be able to kill them." ”

Ai Le couldn't explain clearly to this fool, he was so anxious that his forehead was sweating, and suddenly he thought of something, and opened his mouth and said, "Who gave you those meals you eat?" ”

The bull head glared at Ai Le and said: "The Lord of Yama gave it, my old cow worked hard in the underworld, and it didn't matter if I didn't have to eat before, but now I need to eat, and Lord Yan has to take care of it." ”

Ai Le slapped and said: "This is amazing, you work for Lord Yama to take care of the food, we treat you, who cares about our food?" Those medicines and equipment are not blown by the wind, but are made by us buying materials, you can't let us pay for this money, right? So you have to pay the fee, and if you don't have money, you can pay the baby. ”

The head of the cow pushed Ai Le away and said angrily: "Bah, why do you want my old cow to give you a baby?" I don't give it, you can go to whoever you like, and tell you that if you don't cure my illness today, I will kill you. ”

When he encountered such an unreasonable idiot, Ai Le was completely anxious, and opened his mouth and scolded: "Damn, you are still reasonable if you don't pay for medical treatment, right?" Let me tell you that this sick master is incurable, and you have the ability to cut me to death? If I die, you see that the Jade Emperor, Rulai, and the Demon Emperor can let you go, even if they don't cut off your cow's head with a knife, you won't be able to live, your disease is first a rotten ass, and then a rotten head, and pus is all over your body, so you will be in pain for 7749 days, and you will be a dead cow alive. ”

Niu Tou is a stunned thing who doesn't understand, he is not afraid of the Jade Emperor, Rulai, and the Demon Emperor, but he is afraid of pain, otherwise he would not have begged Ai Le in a low voice at first, but now he was scared when he heard Ai Le's words later.

I saw this stunned person looking left and right, and finally gritted his teeth and said: "Cheng, I will give you a baby, but if you can't cure me, I will kill you." ”

Ai Le saw that the elm head of the bull head was finally enlightened, he breathed a sigh of relief, and thought in his heart that he had to find some thugs, otherwise what would he do when he encountered a stunned thing like the bull head?

Thinking of this, Ai Le stretched out his hand impatiently and said, "Take it out, baby." ”

The bull head was very bare and handed the chain in his hand to Ai Le's hand, this thing was extremely heavy, Ai Le couldn't hold it at all, the chain fell directly and smashed to his feet, just see Ai Le holding his feet in place and jumping in place.

Hua Tuo couldn't look down on the soul rope of the bull head, and opened his mouth and said: "Don't want this thing, give us some other treasures." ”

The bull head stiffened his neck and said, "It's gone, do you want love." ”

Hua Tuo said angrily: "What a ...... it"

Gao Jin was afraid that they would fight, so he quickly pulled Hua Tuo aside and whispered: "Hua Shen Doctor Niu Tou and Ma Mian are notoriously poor in the underworld, and the treasures of these two goods are one person and one soul rope, and if they are gone, I will accept it if I think it will save him from making trouble here." ”

Ai Le grinned in pain, and when he heard Gao Jin's words, he jumped over on one leg and said to Hua Tuo: "Master, I think it's like this, if you don't like this soul rope, give it to me, and there is a good baby for you when you turn around." ”

The bull-headed baby Ele couldn't even pick it up, let alone use it, he wanted this baby for another purpose.

Hua Tuo thought for a while and said, "Okay, then do it, what medicine do you need to treat that idiot?" ”

Ai Le thought for a while and said, "I have antibiotics, Leif ** yarn, iodine, and equipment." ”

Hua Tuo thought for a moment and suddenly said: "The instruments that Lao Jun gave you can't be used, the dead cow is a spirit, and you have to use instruments that can hurt the spirit to operate on him." ”

Ai Le said directly: "Then call Lao Jun and ask him to hurry up and make equipment?" ”

Hua Tuo shook his head and said, "If you call him the soul detainer, you will get him a share, don't you want that treasure?" I'll help you, master, but you'll have to find something. ”

Elle said, "What is it?" ”

Hua Tuo smiled lewdly and said, "You still have to go to Yi Xueqi, only she has this thing." ”