On the new day, Lao Bai waved this small handkerchief and shouted that I want to recommend tickets, I want to collect, and it is better to have a reward!

As soon as Ai Le heard Hua Tuo's words, his feet didn't hurt anymore, and he jumped three feet high and exclaimed, "What is it?" Looking for Ishaki again? ”

Ai Le grabbed Hua Tuo's hand with both hands and choked up: "Master, if you want your apprentice to live for a few more years, don't let me go to that mother-in-law, it's not good to meet her, I almost threw away my life last time in order to get her tears, I beg the master to be considerate." ”

Hua Tuo pulled away Ai Le's hand and said solemnly: "Why are you so spineless?" Is it a shame for a woman to scare you like this? ”

Ai Le wiped away his tears and said: "Master Yi Xueqi is a broom star, whoever touches it is unlucky, this thing can't be done in vain, whoever is willing to do it, anyway, I don't do it, I would rather divide the soul rope ......"

Speaking of this, Ai Le can't go on, the plan he just thought of is very important to his future development, quite important, whether this plan can be completed depends on the soul rope, if Taishang Laojun can't look down on this thing, it's just a matter of slowing down, if he really likes it, it will be troublesome.

Thinking of this, Ai Le gritted his teeth and said tragically for a good future in the future: "I agreed, master, what do you want." ”

Hua Tuo smiled: "Underwear." ”

Ai Le jumped three feet high again and exclaimed, "What is it? Undergarments? Master, you'll kill me. ”

I almost threw away my life with a tear, and now I want to get Yi Xueqi's underwear, Ai Le pondered that his own life would be rested.

Hua Tuo looked at Ai Le, who was tearful and his eyes were ringing, and said, "If you can't find this thing, you can only call Lao Jun here as a teacher." Speaking of this, Hua Tuo took out his mobile phone.

Ai Le was anxious when he saw that Hua Tuo was going to find Taishang Laojun, and grabbed him and said, "Don't, don't, I can't find a way." Speaking of this, Ai Le suddenly felt that something was wrong, and he looked at Hua Tuo suspiciously: "What is the use of the master refining equipment to ask for Yi Xueqi's underwear?" ”

Hua Tuo coughed and said, "Have you forgotten that she is a Nine Yin Cold Body?" Think about it, in the Three Realms, who can slam this woman in the Three Realms except for you, the unlucky bastard? Didn't you just say that whoever touches it is unlucky, I can't go as a teacher, I can only rely on you, as long as you get her underwear, I can transform the surgical instruments that Lao Jun gave you, with the blessing of the nine yin cold body women's underwear, your set of surgical instruments can hurt the spirit, understand? ”

The more Ai Le thought about it, the more wrong it became, and he grabbed his head and said, "No, master, Yi Xueqi's parents have also touched her, and I think they are also living well." ”

Hua Tuo was found suspicious by his apprentice, his old face turned red, and he coughed and argued strongly: "That's her parents, I mean people who are not related to her by blood will be unlucky when they meet her, okay, don't talk nonsense, just say whether you do this or not, right?" ”

Ai Le cried for his future and said, ", it's not okay." ”

Hua Tuo saw that his apprentice was embarrassed to achieve this virtue, instead of sympathy, he smiled in his heart, he put away his mobile phone and said: "Okay, I'll go collect other materials, Yi Xueqi's underwear will be handed over to you, you put that stupid cow first, don't let him make any trouble, go." ”

Elle went out of the house with the head of the cow as if he had died of his father.

Gao Jin next to him looked honest, but he was not stupid, and when he saw Ai Le leaving, he whispered: "Doctor Hua, are you so good at pranking your own apprentice?" ”

Hua Tuo's old face turned red again, and he coughed embarrassedly: "The pit is healthier, your grandfather's you know a ball." ”

Gao Jin had already seen that Hua Tuo was talking nonsense, he wanted to get Yi Xueqi's underwear in a simple way, and he could get things directly with a moving supernatural power, but Hua Tuo was making up a reason to let Ai Le go, which was obviously cheating Ai Le.

It stands to reason that Gao Jin is Ai Le's loyal follower and should remind him, but Gao Jin doesn't want to offend Hua Tuo, this old man is very bad, and if he offends him, he will wait to be unlucky.

Gao Jin scratched his head and said: "Doctor Hua, I really don't understand why you are doing this, that mother-in-law is very fierce, last time she beat Doctor Ai to death, aren't you afraid that your baby apprentice will be beaten to death?" ”

Hua Tuo exhaled a breath and said solemnly: "I'm also for his good, alas, this matter is a long story, you will understand in the future, you can rest assured that the kid will be fine, now the gods and Buddhas, demons all rely on him, whoever dies he can't die, Liuding Liujia and the four values of Gong Cao, the five sides of the truth, the twenty-eight nights, the thirty-six heavenly generals, and the seventy-two earthly demons protect him all day, and it is difficult for him to die." ”

Gao Jin exclaimed, "What? Are these guys all there? How did I not know? ”

Hua Tuo smiled and said, "They were ordered by the Jade Emperor to secretly protect my unlucky apprentice, how dare they show up at will to let you know?" ”

Gao Jin muttered: "This group of bastards is hiding from me, it's really not a thing. ”

Hua Tuo yawned and said: "Your grandfather complains a lot about you, you can't tell him about this, you have to keep it secret, otherwise my apprentice's mortal experience will be completely ruined, and it will be your fault that he can't ascend to heaven in the future, and you will suffer it then." ”

When Gao Jin heard this, he immediately exclaimed, "What is the way to ascend to heaven? ”

It's no wonder that Gao Jin is so out of shape, now is the era of the end of the law, the aura of heaven and earth is very thin, and it is extremely difficult for mortals to cultivate into immortals, it is almost impossible, and Ai Le has no Taoist heart, and the second has no idea of cultivating immortals, and it is impossible to become an immortal in an environment where the aura is thin, but Hua Tuo said that he will ascend to heaven in the future, how can Gao Jin not be surprised after hearing it?

Hua Tuo said: "It is indeed against the way of heaven for my disciple to use knives and needles in the bodies of gods and Buddhas and demons, and he will be punished by heaven, but it is also a great public virtue, as long as he completes the experience and keeps the lives of the gods and Buddhas and demons, he can immediately ascend to heaven, and you can't tell him about this." ”

Gao Jin thought about it carefully, it was indeed the case, Ai Le used knives and needles in the bodies of gods and Buddhas and demons, which is tantamount to hurting these guys, as the father of these gods and Buddhas and demons, God is naturally unhappy, and he wants to punish him with heavenly punishment, this is the way of heaven and it is irreversible, even if Ai Le does this to save the lives of these gods, Buddhas and demons.

But Ai Le saved the lives of these gods and demons, this group of guys must be grateful to him, this is public morality, grateful to Ai Le's gods and Buddhas, the more demons, the greater the public morality, when the public virtue is big enough, it can offset the curse of heaven, reverse the way of heaven, and let Ai Le ascend to heaven and rank in the immortal class.

Gao Jin can imagine that the day when Ai Le is in the immortal class must be the highest-level immortal, second only to the Jade Emperor and Rulai, although he Gao Jin is clairvoyant, he is also a small immortal in the heavenly court where the immortals are gathered.

But if Gao Jin hugged Ai Le's thigh, his status would definitely rise in a straight line with him when he returned to Heavenly Court in the future, thinking that Gao Jin had decided to be Ai Le's loyal dog, he pondered that he had to find a way to inform his relatives and friends about this benefit, so that they could also be stained.

At this time, Ai Le came back dejectedly, and as soon as he came in, he scolded: "What kind of cow is this if it doesn't eat grass and wants to eat meat?" ”

Hua Tuo smiled and said: "That stupid cow is the messenger of Yinsi, not a cow, you should take care of him, I will collect other materials for my teacher, and you will call me after you get Yi Xueqi's underwear." ”

Hua Tuo threw down this sentence and disappeared immediately, and Ai Le was in a daze with a sad face, he really didn't want to have any contact with Yi Xueqi, but he came out one after another about her.

Ai Le felt that he must have killed Yi Xueqi first in his previous life, and killed him after the rape, otherwise he would be unlucky when he touched her in this life?

Gao Jin saw Ai Le's embarrassed appearance and immediately smiled flatteringly: "Doctor Ai is worried about how to get that thing?" ”

Ai Le said angrily: "I know and ask, help me think of a way." ”

Gao Jin scratched his head and said, "Yes, you can pry open the door of her house and sneak in to get one." ”

Ai Le glared at Gao Jin angrily and scolded, "What kind of bullshit idea are yours? Am I like a thief? Speaking of this, Elle sighed and muttered, "Greatly, if I had the skills of a thief, I wouldn't have to worry so much. ”

Gao Jin wanted to help Ai Le, but in addition to his eyes, the other spells of his immortal could not be used, and he couldn't think of any good way, so he could only keep his mouth shut, and let the bitter Ai Divine Doctor who was pitted by the master find a way to go by himself.

Ai Le scratched his ears and scratched his cheeks and thought for a long time but didn't come up with a good way, and finally stood up and scolded: "I don't want to, there must be a road before the car reaches the mountain, go to bed first, Lao Gao, you are optimistic about that stupid cow, don't let him run around and scare people." ”

Still saying this, Ele went back to sleep.

He got up early the next morning and went to No. 8 Middle School, and Bao Shuogang took medicine to Gao Jin, as for the bull head, he was still asleep, and his snoring was so loud that he would not get up at night if he didn't sleep until night.

After Ai Le came to the door of No. 8 Middle School, he was immediately discovered by the teachers and students, and everyone looked at him sideways, and now Ai Le is a celebrity in No. 8 Middle School, and it can be said that everyone knows about it.

Ai Le was not in a good mood, and he didn't have the heart to look at the pink beautiful legs of the girls in the flower season, and entered the school gate with a long sigh, he lowered his head and thought about how to get Yi Xueqi's underwear without looking forward, and as a result, he bumped into a person.

As soon as Elle was about to say sorry, he saw Ishki's fierce expression, and the thing made an "oops" sound, and then turned around and ran.

Yi Xueqi said angrily in the back: "The bastard didn't settle accounts with you, you sent it to the door yourself, you stop me." ”

Ai Le won't stop, just rely on Yi Xueqi's skills to beat him five times, can it be good if it falls into her hands? Fools don't run there.

The two of them rushed into the depths of the campus one after the other, surrounded by a look of surprise, and everyone was curious about how the perverted Elle provoked Yi Xueqi.

Ai Le ran and ran, and there was a person in front of him who stopped him, this person was Yan Jiawei, he grabbed Ai Le and said angrily: "Whoever asked you to come to school, get out of here." ”

Ai Le saw that Yi Xueqi was close and punched, and he pushed Yan Jiawei over without thinking about it.