Chapter 41: Horses Kill Chickens
The two old hooligans sprayed in front of many juniors, and Shangguan was used to it for a long time, but Shouyangzi and Wuhuan, the two apprentices, saw Yunshang and Yunyu's stunned gazes, but they couldn't find a crack to get into.
Lose face! What a shame!
"You two old guys will be less arguing." Shangguan Nengren couldn't listen to it anymore, two finger winds popped out, and the two old guys suddenly looked like chickens choked by the neck, their faces were red and their ears were red, but they couldn't speak.
Yun Yu looked at Fresh and asked, "Brother Shangguan, what kind of means are you?" β
"It's just a simple pulse interception." Shangguan Nengren smiled slightly and looked at the two old rascals: "What's the matter, keep arguing!" β
The two old hooligans looked at the competent man pitifully, and choked the competent person with disgust.
"The face is full of wrinkles and cute, how can you write the word shame?" Shangguan people remembered the sketch of Cai Ming and Pan Changjiang in the Spring Festival Gala the year before last, these two old guys are like spinning tops, and Shangguan people hate to whip them twice.
In the end, it was Shouyangzi and Wuhuan who helped to intercede, and Shangguan was able to relieve the dumb hole of the two old people, and was warned by Shangguan people, and the two old people also had no intention of bickering, and asked Shangguan people about various cultivation things like disciples, especially Yang Wei, and asked the core of the Great Gathering Spirit Array.
"It's not difficult to say that the Great Gathering Spirit Array is actually an upgraded version of the Small Gathering Spirit Array, but to arrange the Great Gathering Spirit Array, you need a lot of high-quality jade, such as Hetian jade, bloodstone, etc., but there are fewer and fewer such jades, and the Great Gathering Spirit Array I arranged on Fishing Shrimp Island used at least one ton of jade, and this Great Gathering Spirit Array can only last for ten years, and the jade will have to be replaced again after ten years."
Shangguan only said this, Yang Wei cold sweat came down, now the good jade is overmined, more and more valuable in the market, the quantity is getting smaller and smaller, and the fish is exhausted. This is the case with the inferiority of human beings.
For cultivators, money is nothing, they can be rich and rival the country casually, as long as they can buy things with money, they can get them, but there are some things in the world that money can't buy, such as this over-mined jade, the number of surviving is scarce, and there are good things that are also held in their hands and not let go, and they are not sold for any money. If Yang Wei wanted to arrange the Great Spirit Gathering Array, the materials alone would make him powerless, not to mention the difficulty of the Spirit Gathering Array itself.
"It seems that the Great Gathering Spirit Array is a money-burning thing." Yang Que patted Yang Wei, who was in a depressed mood: "You still don't want to think about it, wouldn't it be good to cultivate on Fishing Shrimp Island with peace of mind." β
Shangguan Nengren smiled: "Yes! Anyway, my fishing place on Shrimp Island is big enough, you live here, as for Qingyunguan, it is enough to let Shouyangzi Daoist sit there, and you should abdicate and make way for Xian. β
"Stinky boy!" Yang Wei laughed and scolded. After thinking for a while, he nodded: "It's okay, I see that your shrimp fishing island has too much yin energy, and I will also help you add some yang energy." β
"......" the competent person stared at the old way. After a long time, he said: "You are not an old tree blooming, you want to play hooligan, right?" β
Crackling -
The old man jumped violently, and spit out a word in his mouth: "Get out!" β
Meal. Shangguan people arranged Yang Wei directly in Yangque's small courtyard, and Shou Yangzi was sent back to North China by Shangguan people after saying goodbye to Bi Qingyun.
So far. The grievances in the cultivation realm are all over, and the Shangguan people can finally breathe a sigh of relief.
That night, Yunyu was confined by Yunsheng, and she was strictly ordered not to leave the customs until she reached the F level.
Don't blame Yunshang for being strict, the aura in the palace is too abundant, in such an environment, cultivation will be twice the result with half the effort, Yunyu is playful, Yunsheng, who is a master, has to be strictly disciplined.
Before the retreat, the Shangguan people gave Yunyu a spiritual qi pill, which could increase his cultivation by a hundred years after taking it, but with Yunyu's cultivation, if he wanted to refine the medicinal power of the spiritual qi pill, he didn't have to think about it for ten days and half a month.
As soon as Yun Yu was confined, Yun Sheng looked at the competent person, with a trace of inexplicable blush on his face, and said with a smile: "Fellow Daoist, can you have a discussion with Yun Shang?" β
Shangguan Nengren smiled slightly: "I don't dare to ask for ears." β
Yunshang has reached the realm of A-level cultivators for almost a year, the cultivation has been stable, the realm is a little less hot, through the discussion with the competent people, but can get the huge benefits of the realm, since last year the competent people went to Shangri-La for the first time to visit her, after that discussion, Yunshang found this benefit, soon after the comprehensive ability of the functionals reached the A-level, absorbing the ability of Yunshang, the cultivation realm is advancing by leaps and bounds, directly surpassing Yunshang, and talking again, Yunshang got more benefits, This also made Yunshang gradually become obsessed with the feeling of discussing with Shangshang.
Yunshang has always aimed at achieving the Immortal Dao, with her current realm, she has cultivated steadily, without any adventures, it is impossible to cultivate the Immortal Dao without three or five hundred years, but with the aura of Fishing Shrimp Island and the guidance of the competent people, Yunshang can save at least two hundred years of time, plus the help of the Five Hundred Years Longevity Pill, Yunshang has seen the dawn of the achievement of the Immortal Dao.
This discussion lasted for half a month.
On April 28th, in the excited shouts of Yunyu, the argument between Shangguan and Yunshang ended.
After half a month of discussion, Yunshang gained a lot, and his eyes were full of gratitude when he looked at the capable person: "Thank you for your advice." β
Shangguan Capable Man waved his hand: "Daoist friends, let's retreat and consolidate it!" Yunyu is also out of the customs, I will take care of this girl. β
"There are Lao Daoyou." Yunshang nodded slightly, walked into the room and closed the dead pass.
Shangguan set up the formation, so that Yun Sheng could consolidate his cultivation with peace of mind, and then walked outside the house.
In the courtyard, Yun Yu saw Shangguan capable people coming out, and shouted excitedly: "Brother Shangguan, I succeeded, this time I made a fortune, not only stepped into the ranks of cultivators, but also reached the E level in one go!" I'm amazing! β
"Awesome!" Shangguan Nengren laughed: "My sister is the most powerful, if your master knows, he will definitely be happy." β
"Hey, of course." Yunyu smiled proudly, and then asked, "What about my master?" β
"Retreat!" Shangguan was able to move his hands and feet, and said: "Your master pestered me to talk about the Tao, and it was half a month to talk about it, brother, I am bitter!" Sister, let's give my brother a horse to kill a chicken! β
Seeing Shangguan being bent over his waist like an old man, Yunshang smiled: "Do you want my sister to push oil for my brother?" β
"Push the oil! Well, not bad either. Shangguan was in good spirits, looked at Yunyu with squinting eyes, and then sighed: "Alas! It's a pity that the quality is a little worse, so make do with it! β
Yunyu's face froze, and three black lines appeared in his head: "Brother Shangguan, I'm really sorry for being ugly!" β
"Uh......" Shangguan was able to scratch his head and said: "What's that, it's not ugly, it's just a little average, in fact, makeup is also good, at least much better than Faye Wong and Lin Yilian." β
"Cut!" Yunyu pursed his lips and went up to hold his arm: "Go!" β
"Uh...... Do? β
"Isn't it a horse killing a chicken!" Yunyu smiled: "Let the little sister serve the eldest brother well." β
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"Isn't itβ!!"
In a large bath in the palace, the heat was steaming, and the Shangguan person sat in the bath with a bath towel around his waist, the water did not reach his neck, and he raised his head and sighed comfortably: "Comfortable!" β
Outside the bathroom, accompanied by a sound of Suosuo, Yunyu quickly walked in wearing a swimsuit: "Brother Shangguan, are you ready?" β
"Uh......" Looking at the bikini on Yunyu's body, Shangguan Nengren coughed dryly and said, "I want to soak for a while." β
"Soak a little longer!" Yunyu put aside the box containing the essential oil, smiled, and jumped into the pool: "I'm here!" β
Puff -
The water splashed and sprayed the sensual man in the face.
"Woo lulu...... Shangguan shook his head and pulled his hands on his face: "Poof, be careful, don't choke." β
"I can't choke." Yunyu swam to Shangguan's side, smiled, leaned against him and sat down, because of her height, the water surface did not pass her lips, she had to raise her face, and said, "Brother Shangguan." β
"Huh?"
"Thank you for your Aura Pill, otherwise I wouldn't have been able to reach the E-level cultivator." Yunyu said.
"Hehe......" Shangguan Nengren smiled and said, "Thank you, besides, what is an E-level cultivator, it's still far from the Immortal Dao!" When I become an immortal, thank me again. β
"Thank you, big brother, for sure." Yunyu nodded, the water was too deep, Yunyu was not comfortable to sit, took out a seed and threw it into the bath, and after a while, a long green vine grew, and then the green vine continued to twist, gradually turning into a rattan bed, fixed thirty centimeters below the surface of the water.
Yun Yu went to the rattan bed, and the rattan bed pillow was raised relatively high, like a natural pillow, so that Yun Yu's body was just below the water surface, but above the neck was left above the water surface.
Yun Yu stretched comfortably, turned his head to look at Shangguan Nengren, and smiled: "Brother Shangguan, you say, how can I thank you when the time comes?" β
"What, how to thank you?" Just now I patronized the rattan bed that Yunyu had made, and the previous words were forgotten by the Shangguan people.
"I said that when I become an immortal, how does my eldest brother want me to thank you?" Yunyu asked with a wink.
"This one!" Shangguan smiled and said, "It doesn't matter, you can thank as much as you want, 10,000 yuan is not much, ten yuan is a lot, I don't choose." β
Yunyu was speechless: "I'm not here to ask for food." β
"I know you're not asking for food." Shangguan Nengren smiled and said, "But what else do our brothers and sisters have to thank or not, it is a heart, just a heart, just a heart, it doesn't matter what you give." β
"Hmm......" Yun Yu's eyes went up, he thought for a long time, and said softly: "Then I'll give you a surprise then." β
"What surprise?" The competent man asked.
"It's not a surprise to say it." Yun Yu smiled: "Anyway, it will satisfy Brother Shangguan, but I'm afraid that Brother Shangguan will think this surprise is too big and dare not accept it." β
(7,000 words, 3,000 more after the wee hours of the morning) (To be continued.) )
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