Chapter 42: Playing Hooligans
"What do I dare not take." Shangguan Nengren laughed twice: "Even if you give me a lion and tiger, I dare to accept it." β
"You want me to have it yet!" Yunyu snorted lightly, stuck out his tongue, then rolled his eyes, and said with a smile: "What, big brother, I'm an E-level cultivator now, don't you want to give me some gifts to reward me first?" β
"......" Shangguan's capable man looked at her speechlessly: "Don't forget how you became an E-level cultivator, my aura pill is an A-grade elixir, a hundred years of cultivation, even if I sell you, I can't afford it." β
"Woo woo, big brother, don't sell me, I'll work hard to cook and make beds, don't sell me!" The clouds and rain are 'full of tears', which makes people's liver and intestines break in......
Shangguan Nengren slapped her on the head: "Play!" β
"Humph!" Two clouds of hot air erupted from his nostrils, and Yun Yu jumped down from the rattan bed, standing in front of the competent person, with his hands on his waist: "Wash it!" Washed out the horse kills the chicken! β
"Uh......" looked at the sexy swim trunks in front of him, and Shangguan coughed dryly: "The hair is exposed." β
"If you show it, you will show it, and it's not that you haven't seen it." Yun Yu blushed, turned around, turned his back to the competent person, reached into the swimming trunks and fiddled with them a few times, and finally covered all his hair in the swimming trunks......
Shangguan looked at Yunyu's perfect peach-shaped buttocks, his nose smelled the delicate fragrance emanating from the swimming trunks, his lower abdomen was hot, and the bath towel around his waist was lifted high to form a perfect yurt.
Raising his hand, he stretched out his round buttocks with some trembling, but with a 'snap', Yunyu's hand stretched out, his swim trunks slapped on his lower abdomen, and when he looked down, there was no half hair.
Yun Yu smiled with satisfaction, and turned to look at Shangguan Nengren: "Brother Shangguan, are you okay?" β
"Uh......" Shangguan retracted his hand and gathered his wet hair. Dry smile: "Wait a while, you go up first!" β
"Trouble." Yunyu stepped on the thigh of the competent person with one small foot, stepped on it hard, and the whole body was raised by a section, and the other foot stepped over the thigh of the competent person, bent down and walked out of the bath.
The moment he bent over, the perfect peach-shaped buttocks were facing the functional man again, and the functional person's whole body trembled, the yurt was warped a few times under the water surface, and several blisters emerged from the water surface directly above.
Goodo...... Goodo......
Yunyu seemed to hear something. Turning his head, he saw the blisters coming out of the water surface on Shangguan's chest, and immediately smiled: "Brother Shangguan, you farted." β
Shangguan was embarrassed, although he was mistaken for a fart, but it was better than the truth being exposed, this matter could not be explained, and it was even worse to explain, so he simply acquiesced.
Yunyu is not a person who loves more seriously. Climbed outside and waited for a while: "Brother Shangguan, when are you going to soak?" Come on! β
The sensual man took a deep breath, got up from the bath, and walked to a massage table to lie down. With his head resting on his arms: "Come on!" Let me try your hand. β
"You're satisfied." Yun Yu smiled, looked at the bath towel around his waist, and reached out to pull it.
"What for!?" Shangguan grabbed the bath towel: "You dare to play hooligan!" β
Yunyu looked depressed: "I'm a hooligan, it's your bath towel that's too much of a hindrance." Besides, you're a big man, and you're afraid of being looked at by a little woman from me! Hurry up and untie the bath towel. β
"Don't untie it!"
"Untie it!"
"I don't understand!"
"You can't figure it out?"
"I don't understand!"
"Try another one!"
"I'll understand."
Yunyu put away the stinger on his fingertips and smiled: "Untie it quickly." β
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Shangguan is full of cows. Hunting geese all day long, and finally being pecked by geese, I didn't expect my brother to molest so many women, but in the end he was molested by women, it is really a cycle of cause and effect, and retribution is unpleasant.
Retribution is retribution......
Tearfully untied the bath towel around his waist, the white buttocks of the competent person were exposed to Yun Yu's eyes, and he felt Yun Yu's sudden rapid breathing, and the competent person was shy and timid: "Wen ...... Be gentle...... People are afraid ......"
"Vomit ~~~~~~~" Yunyu vomited.
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Xing Ye said, you can get used to spitting and spitting, Yunyu didn't spit out after a while, rinsed his mouth back, picked up a bath towel and gave it to the competent person to rub the bath......
"Why isn't there any mud at all?" The clouds and rain are strange.
The competent man was speechless.
Don't rub the bath towel, Yun Yu poured the essential oil into the palm of his hand, rubbed it slightly, and then applied it on the back of the competent person.
"Push the oil...... It is a health care method that performs massage on the surface of the human body. The masseur applies the essential oil to the corresponding parts, and the hands follow the direction of blood circulation and meridian distribution to massage, and its friction can produce a temperature higher than the human body, accelerate the penetration of essential oil into the human body, and act on the body's meridians, acupuncture points and local tissues. In this way, it improves blood circulation, enhances cell regeneration, excretes toxins from the body, and helps metabolism. It has the same effect as gua sha.
Due to the conceptual errors of many people and the existence of some informal health care places, "pushing oil" is the most synonymous with "XX service", and "pushing oil" has become synonymous with many people seeking stimulation, misleading a large number of consumers. As a result, these consumers suffer from many "mental diseases" and "physical diseases", such as passive dependence on physiological needs, premature ejaculation, impotence, various infectious diseases, and decreased reproductive function, especially today's young people are more deeply harmed.
Young people should correctly identify the concept of pushing oil, which is a wholesome form of massage. Go to a regular health care facility and take care of your body and mind. β
"Brother Shangguan, what are you muttering?"
"It's nothing, you're doing well, it looks like you've learned it before!" Shangguan said comfortably.
"Hehe......" Speaking of this, Yunyu laughed quite proudly: "Last year, I accidentally saw a certain club recruiting masseur apprentices, with a monthly salary of eight hundred, and a commission or something for a formal job, so I went to sign up, but I only knew that the club was doing that, but the masseur there had two strokes and taught a lot of massage techniques to the apprentices in the same batch as me." β
"......" Shangguan opened his mouth wide, looked at Yunyu's smug appearance, and finally turned into a wry smile: "You girl, dare to go to that kind of place?" I really don't know what to say about you. β
"I just went to learn advanced massage techniques, and I didn't do anything like that." Yun Yu's soft little hands stroked back and forth on Shangguan Nengren's thick buttocks, and his face was full of intoxication: "Don't worry, people are still like white jade!" β
Shangguan Nengren's face was black: "What are you doing with that hand on my ass?" β
"Push the oil!" Yunyu replied seemingly 'naΓ―ve'.
"Does the oil need to be touched on my ass for that long?"
"Hey, hey. The meat on the butt is too thick, so take a little more time to allow the medicinal power to penetrate in. Yunyu smiled a little lewdly: "Don't worry, it only takes a few minutes, a few minutes." β
"You...... Don't stretch in! Touched my balls. β
"Ahh Is it? But the balls are down there, why did they run up there? β
"I ...... Day! β
Shangguan Nengren thought that Xu Jingru was a hooligan enough, but he didn't expect He Yunyu to be more ruthless, at least Xu Jingru didn't dare to take advantage of him openly, Yunyu, this girl, actually took the opportunity of pushing oil to take advantage of his 'sensitive' place.
Shangguan has tears in his eyes: stinky rascal. You've got a little cock......
Yunyu suddenly scratched her swim trunks and muttered, "Strange, why is it a little itchy?" β
Competent man: "......"
After rubbing his buttocks for a long time, Yun Yu smiled and said, "Brother Shangguan, please turn around, it's time to face it." β
"Don't turn!"
"Let's turn!"
"Don't turn around!"
"Are you going to turn around?"
"Don't turn!"
"Try another one!"
"I'll turn."
Seeing Yun Yu retract the stinger on his fingertips, Shangguan was full of bulls: God! What iniquity have I created!
Turning around, Shangguan turned his face to the side. Tears of humiliation were shed......
"Hmm Suddenly stopped in the square inch between the legs......
"Fruit...... Really...... The most charming thing is only the seven or eight inches ......" The nosebleed flowed down, Yunyu pinched his nose and panted: "Yes...... It's still too exciting for me......"
It was difficult to clean the nosebleeds, and Yunyu's hands were full of essential oils. Stroked towards the chest of the sensual man......
Whew...... Good strong pectoral muscles.
WhewW...... Good strong abs.
Huhuhu...... Good sturdy JJ......
Yunyu was short of breath, his whole body trembled, and his hands kept applying essential oil between the legs of the Shangshang. muttered, "This...... This is a place where the human body is filthy, unclean, very unclean...... Be sure to smear more...... Brother Shangguan, I'm for your good, don't thank me, Lei Feng has always done good deeds without leaving a name. β
Shangguan Nengren's face was flushed, and he said angrily: "I can't stand it!" β
Huh sat up, stretched his big hand to Yunyu's waist, Yunyu only felt that the sky was spinning, his body had been copied to his thighs by a competent person, and his buttocks were raised high.
Yun Yu's face was flushed: "...... Brother Shangguan, it's the first time people ......"
Smack-
"Ah!!h Yun Yu screamed in pain, and tears almost fell: "Brother Shangguan, what are you doing?" β
Bang Bang Bang -
"Ahhh!!h
Papapapa
Shangguan Nengren slapped Yunyu's ass and scolded: "I told you not to learn well!" I call you a scoundrel! If I don't flatten you today, you won't know who the real scoundrel is! β
"Ahhh Yun Yu felt that her buttocks were swollen, and she burst into tears: "Brother Shangguan, I don't dare!" I don't dare anymore! Spare me! I'll never play hooligan again! Whining...... The ass bloomed......"
Shangguan was able to smoke for more than a minute, and when he saw Yunyu crying dead and alive, he stopped his hand, and his face was slightly pale: "Do you know it's wrong!" β
"Woo...... Got it......" Yun Yu shed tears, turned his head to look at his buttocks, which was already swollen and fatter than usual, if it was a peach before, it is now a kiwi......
(10,000 words are finished, and I went to sleep...... (To be continued.) )
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