Chapter Seventy-Seven: Mud Bombardment Sister Paper is Popular

Xiang Beibei's words seemed to have played a great role, Li Bingjie was full of shame, feeling that she had disgraced the Shangguan people, the Shangguan people knocked down the mud bombardment devils, and fighting the devils was the obligation of the people of the Celestial Empire and other dogmas, took a few deep breaths, intending to make herself stronger, stronger, so after a few minutes, Li Bingjie's delicate body no longer trembled, and her teeth no longer trembled-1-

Xiang Beibei smiled slightly and nodded slightly.

Shangguan Nengren patted Li Bingjie on the back and said with concern: "It's okay!" ”

"Hmm." Li Bingjie nodded lightly and shyly left Shangguan Nengren's arms: "I'm sorry brother, I'm worried about you." ”

Shangguan Nengren smiled slightly, touched Li Bingjie's face, turned his head to look at the police who came to the scene, unfortunately, there was no acquaintance Xu Jingru, but because Zhang Tingting and Zhang Ranran, the two daughters of the municipal party secretary's family, were there, the police officers who led the team had a stammering glint in their eyes, and they roughly understood the situation at the scene, and snorted coldly: "Bring back that cheap-mouthed woman, and send the little devil to the hospital." ”

No matter what the identity of the devil and the woman is, but in this acre and three points of land in North China, dare to go against the daughter of the secretary of the municipal party committee, this is death! As the so-called county officials are not as good as the current management, the position of the little policeman is not high, but the political wisdom is not low, weighing the pros and cons, of course, it is important to tie up with the boss, as for the little devil?

Nima's recent fishing on Shrimp Island and the mud in the two countries are not dealing with each other, so if you don't do it at this time, when will you do it?

"I'm the accompanying interpreter for the Mud Bomb delegation! You can't arrest me! You don't have that right! "The stinky girls still don't know the severity and try to violently resist the law. As a result, Liu Zixuan went up with a big mouth and shut up the stinky girls.

"I'm going to trouble a few people to go back to the police station with us to make a record." The policeman said politely.

"It should." The matter is so big, the normal procedure must be taken a little, so as not to leave an excuse for the little devil, but even if it is an excuse, with the identity of Liu Zixuan, Zhang Tingting, Xiang Beibei, plus the identity of Shangguan Nengren, a 'little national hero'. There will definitely be no problems in the country, the current Celestial Empire is not the Celestial Empire ten years ago, with the post-80s generation began to carry the banner. The post-90s generation followed, and there are fewer and fewer people who worship foreign countries.

Even many young people in the Celestial Empire began to hate foreigners, especially during the Olympic Torch Relay in '08. A series of incidents of humiliation of China in the West have educated a whole generation of young people in the Celestial Empire, making them understand that imperialism will not die, that the Celestial Empire and the West will never become friends, and that if they want to stand tall among the strong forests, they can only rely on their fists to speak.

Of course, in addition to the West, there are also some clowns in Asia who need to clean up, but it all takes time.

Let's develop! Keep evolving! Constantly enhance their own strength. Weaken the enemy to live! One day, the Celestial Empire will dominate the world with a giant posture, and at that time, it will be the day when the Celestial Empire will truly wash away a hundred years of humiliation and raise its eyebrows.

It was the first time that Shangguan and the women came to the police station to make a record. It feels very fresh, in fact, it is just a procedure, a few questions, and a few words of the scene are released.

The four major irons in life have carried guns together and shared windows together. I have prostituted together, and I have shared the stolen goods together.

Although Li Bingjie and the women have not carried guns together, they have made records in the police station together, and they can be regarded as having been through the same window together, although this 'window' is not that 'window', but it also makes Li Bingjie feel much closer to the relationship with the women.

"Let's go!" Walking out of the police station, seeing that the sun was about to set, Shangguan Nengren stretched his waist and smiled at the women: "I didn't want to keep you for dinner, but people are not as good as heaven!" It's a cheap meal for you. ”

"Hehe, that's Providence." Liu Zixuan licked his mouth and patted Shangguan's shoulder: "Shangguan, can you trouble you to make a sweet and sour fish?" I haven't eaten it in a long time, and I'm a little hungry. ”…,

"You also like sweet and sour fish?" Shangguan asked with some surprise.

"How?" Liu Zixuan heard the meaning of the words: "You like it too?" ”

"Let's shake hands!" Shangguan Nengren stretched out his hand, shook Liu Zixuan hard, and said movingly: "My favorite thing to eat is sweet and sour fish, and Bingjie also likes it the most." ”

"Really?" Liu Zixuan turned his head to look at Li Bingjie and said with a smile: "That's too coincidental!" In that case, let's make three sweet and sour fish tonight! One for each of us. ”

"Okay." Shangguan nodded and asked Beibei, "What about you?" Is there anything you want to eat? ”

Xiang Bei Bei smiled: "It's all right, you can watch it!" ”

"I don't particularly want to eat either." Zhang Tingting shook her hair: "But since you want to eat fish, just make a table full of fish for a feast, and save it and do something else." ”

"Holy!" Shangguan can compare the middle finger: "You think the whole fish feast is simple!" The method is different, and there are many materials used! Why don't you add some home-cooked food? ”

"So?" Zhang Tingting was stunned for a moment, and then laughed and said: "That's right, anyway, we're not in a hurry, when will you finish it, when will we eat, we can talk to Bingjie more about this time!" ”

"Hehe, Brother Shangguan, thank you for your hard work!" Zhang Ranran's smile is called a schadenfreude.

Liu Yilan hurriedly said: "Big brother, I'll give you a hand." ”

"It's still Yilan who feels sorry for my brother." Shangguan touched Liu Yilan's head, turned his head and glared at Zhang Ranran and Zhang Tingting: "Two foodies!" ”

These two sisters, since they didn't get involved in making dumplings a year ago, they are determined to practice cooking, but it has been several months, and they haven't practiced cooking, but they eat more and more every time, and no one in Shangguan can talk about them.

"What do you mean? Look down on us! Zhang Tingting punched over, took it again, and shook her hand again and again: "It hurts me to death!" ”

Zhang Ranran said with a smile: "Brother Shangguan, it's a big deal that people will kiss you and cheer you on." ”

Saying that, this is going to kiss.

Shangguan Nengren stretched out his right hand and pushed her face away: "No need, count what I owe you in my last life." ”

"Let's go! The sun is setting. Liu Zixuan walked down the stairs: "I'm hungry." ”

In the evening, Shangguan Yi and Li Xinhong worked with their brothers until late. didn't eat, but it made the women feel a lot less restrained, and after eating dinner happily and chatting for a while, Shangguan was able to go out to send the women home.

Xiang Beibei and Liu Yilan both have their own means of transportation, and they don't bother the functionals.

directly sent Zhang Tingting, Zhang Ranran, and Liu Zixuan back to the villa.

Halfway through, Liu Zixuan sat in the passenger seat. He smiled and said: "Shangguan, at noon, I said a lot of good things in order to let you complete the palace dream." How can you thank me? ”

Shangguan was able to hear clearly in the kitchen at the time, Liu Zixuan did a lot of ideological work for Li Bingjie, and the credit was not small.

"I've treated you to two good meals in a row. How do you want me to reciprocate? ”

"You want to send me away after two meals? I'm too worthless, am I? Liu Zixuan glanced at him: "Anyway, I changed phone numbers with Bingjie, beware of me making trouble for you!" ”

"You...... Yes! Count you ruthless! Shangguan Nengren swallowed and salivaed: "What do you say?" ”

"Well, I'll have to think about it." Liu Zixuan smiled proudly, and then looked back at Zhang Tingting and Zhang Ranran: "Anyway, shouldn't you two thank me too?" If you want to join the Shangguan family in the future, I will help you clear the way. ”

Zhang Tingting snorted lightly: "It's rare! ”

Zhang Ranran grinned: "Thank you, Sister Zixuan, when you become the aunt and wife of Brother Shangguan in the future, I will definitely give you a big red envelope." ”

"It's pretty much the same, much better than your sister." Liu Zixuan glanced at Zhang Tingting: "It seems that Comrade Tingting doesn't want to join any harem!" Shangguan, remember not to ignore her in the future. ”…,

Zhang Tingting glared at her fiercely.

"Don't worry about that." Shangguan Nengren didn't answer: "I said." Hurry up and think about it! Before I got to the villa, I didn't think of it, and the benefits were nullified. ”

"Damn!" Liu Zixuan gestured with a middle finger: "It seems that you are not an idle person, I have to think about it." ”

After a while, Liu Zixuan clapped his hands: "There is!" ”

"When?" Shangguan looked at Liu Zixuan in horror: "Who's?" I didn't touch you! Don't slander me. ”

Liu Zixuan almost didn't come up in one breath, and snorted: "You think it's beautiful!" I said I remembered what I wanted. ”

The competent man pouted. The gag didn't fool the past, this time it's really going to be bloody.

"Say it! What do you want? ”

"Hey......" Liu Zixuan looked at Shangguan and said with a smile: "How about being a coach for me for a month?" ”

"Coach?" Shangguan was puzzled: "What coach?" ”

"It's ......" Liu Zixuan gestured with his bare hands: "Fighting coach." ”

"Oh......" said to the sensei, "You're good!" No need for it! ”

"What's not bad!" Speaking of this, Liu Zixuan was very depressed: "I have been abused by you for two times, and I haven't even cleaned up a little devil today." You have to increase the amount of training, at least not worse than the little devil! ”

Shangguan Nengren smiled faintly: "You were because you had scruples at that time, so you were given the upper hand by the little devil, putting aside all external factors, I believe that the little devil is definitely not your opponent." ”

It's not comfort, Shangguan really thinks that the little devil's strength is not as good as Liu Zixuan.

"Although that's right......" Liu Zixuan shook his head: "But didn't you cripple that little devil in three or two under the same conditions as me!" Alas! ”

Sighing, Liu Zixuan looked at the competent person: "Teach me!" I'm aiming for the king of soldiers, but now don't talk about the king of soldiers, even the elite of the special forces can't reach it, I'm not reconciled! ”

Liu Zixuan is full of unwillingness, she has received simple military training since she was three years old, and since then, she has been crazy obsessed with everything related to military affairs, whether it is firearms, fighting, commanding operations, etc., she has relatively good attainments, but Liu Zixuan has extremely high requirements for herself, and has set a lifelong goal of becoming a king of soldiers since she was ten years old, but because of the growth and development of her body, she has not received crazy training at the level of the king of soldiers over the years.

But now that Liu Zixuan is eighteen years old, for a woman, the body is fully developed, and the damage to the body from overload training will not be as great as before, Liu Zixuan planned to receive devil training during college at the beginning, and it will take four years to complete the evolution of the special forces level to the king of soldiers.

Feeling the resoluteness in Liu Zixuan's heart, Shangguan looked ahead. said: "Actually, you don't need me!" Your grandfather's bodyguard is very powerful, I guess he is a soldier king, you can ask him for advice. ”

"He can't." Liu Zixuan shook his head again and again: "His task is to protect my grandfather's safety, in addition, he has the right to refuse any order, even if it is my grandfather's words, he will definitely not agree." ”

"Oh?" Shangguan was a little surprised: "So hanging? ”

"It's not just hanging!" Liu Zixuan grinded his teeth: "Not long ago, I forced him to fight a few tricks. As a result, I was knocked out in five moves, and the hand knife slashed at the major artery in my neck, leaving me unconscious for most of the day. ”

"Tsk. This guy really doesn't know how to pity the fragrance and cherish the jade, and actually beats a woman. "Shangguan can secretly enjoy in his heart: yes! Let you take advantage of me.

"So!" Liu Zixuan looked at him: "Be my coach!" Just a month, just a month! ”…,

"I'll think about it." Experience in being a sandbag for others (Xu Jingru smiled). But being a coach or a big girl in a sedan chair is no problem for a capable person to learn things by himself and teach others...... I don't know if it will be misguided?

"Don't think about it! This is our equivalent exchange. Liu Zixuan hurriedly said: "You will be my coach for a month, and I will say a few good words to you in front of Bingjie from time to time in the future, how about it?" ”

"Well...... Shangguan touched his chin: "But I don't have much experience, if you're not afraid of being wasted by me......"

"Don't be afraid!" Liu Zixuan's eyes were firm: "If you want to be a soldier king, you have to surpass all limits, and no matter how difficult the task is, you can complete it, so I'm not afraid!" ”

Feeling Liu Zixuan's momentum, Shangguan Nengren smiled faintly: "It's okay." That's it, when Bingjie leaves, I'll be your coach for a month, but your learning ......"

"It's okay." Liu Zixuan shook his head: "There are still two months before the college entrance examination!" One month to train, the next month to study. Not a problem at all. ”

Liu Zixuan said so, and Shangguan had no opinion: "Remember to say more good things to me in the future." ”

"No problem!"

With that said, the matter is settled.

But the aftermath of beating the little devil has just begun.

The negotiators sent by the Mud Bomb Karate Association to the Celestial Empire were beaten to cripple by the Shangguan people, and when the news came back to the Mud Bomb Country, the media of the Mud Bang Country exploded again.

All kinds of news reports denouncing the competent people were clamoring in the dust, and the angry devils demanded that the competent people must stand up and apologize. He is also criminally responsible for intentionally injuring the mud bombardment devil and must be imprisoned!

Even the prime minister of the mud bombing country couldn't bear such pressure, and stood up to make a 'tough' statement, demanding that the Celestial Empire government must severely punish the capable people who hurt the devil, otherwise what will happen.

However, the new government of the Celestial Empire wished that the competent people could extinguish the arrogance of the little devils, and did not express its position, but just a vigorous and thin mud, expressing regret for this matter, and wishing the little devils who were sent to the hospital to recover as soon as possible (strange).

The attitude of the Celestial Dynasty government is deeply rooted in Zhang Sanfeng's true biography, and the Tai Chi pusher is particularly good, and the Shangguan people still eat and drink in the country, and even the high-level officials of the central government secretly praise the Shangguan people for beating the little devils, and many of the old Red Army soldiers who are still alive secretly don't know how much wine they have drunk, and they are so happy from the inside out.

Seeing the inaction of the mud bomb government, the mud bomb devils are constantly shouting and scolding among the people, especially on the mud bomb forum, from morning to night, there is almost nothing else to do these days, and they don't pay attention to people's livelihood and A+V, animation or anything, it is a matter of insulting the competent people to beat the negotiators sent by the mud bombardment karate association.

"Bagaya Road! This person called the Senses is really hateful! He deserves hell! ”

"To hell! Go to hell! ”

"He should get out of the frying pan!"

"Get out of the pan! Get out of the pan! ”

"He should go to Knife Mountain!"

"Go to the Knife Mountain! Go to the knife mountain! ”

"Bagaya Road!"

"Yalu! Yalu! ”

"You! Don't pick up the stubble! Baga ...... In addition to scolding, there are also a few mud bombardment devils with different opinions.

"Actually, I think Shangguan is very powerful! It's also very handsome, I like it so much. "It's supposed to be a mud bomb girl.

"Hee-hee, that's it! Shangguan Jun is so beautiful, he is a beautiful man! "This should also be a mud bombardment girl.

"Bagaya Road! You, you actually like the people of China! You deserve to kill yourself! ”

"Phew! If you men can't beat Shangguan Jun, you will only shout and scold here. You have the ability to defeat Shangguan Jun in a dignified manner! Useless mud bombardment man, I plan to marry to the Celestial Empire in the future. ”

"That's right, what kind of man is scolding behind his back, he has the ability to go to Shangguan Jun to duel! I look down on you cowards who only curse behind your back. ”…,

"Bagaya Road! You lowly women have the ability to say your name and address in reality, I will definitely kill you! ”

"You women have simply lost the face of my big mud bombardment country, shamelessly cheap!"

"Mean woman. You don't deserve to be mud bombards, you deserve to die! ”

"If you don't do it, you won't do it, and I will marry a man from the Celestial Empire in the future. To be a woman in the Celestial Empire, I am too lazy to look at you useless men who only know how to collect goods. ”

"If you men really want us women to look down on us, go and defeat Shangguan Jun! What kind of ability is it to insult us women! Useless! Useless! Useless! Useless mud bombardment man! ”

"Bagaya Road!"

A group of mud bomb devils were scolded by a few mud bomb girls and had no power to fight back. can only be dealt with with mud bombardment and scolding, which also makes those mud bombardment girls despise these useless devils more and more, and even many forums have begun to have the opposite tone.

In the perverted country of the Mud Bombardment, which worships the strong, the two atomic bombs of the United States directly made the Mud Bombardment devil become the slave of the United States, and when the Celestial Empire was strong, it was also a vassal country of the Celestial Empire.

treats the weak, but the mud bombardment devil is merciless, wantonly slaughtering and insulting. The shame of the Celestial Empire for a hundred years was because of the decline in national strength, after a Sino-Japanese War. The devils, in turn, began to bite the Celestial Empire, the former suzerain.

Fortunately, the foundation of the Celestial Empire is thick enough, and the emaciated camel is bigger than the horse, and finally beat the devil back, but a hundred years of humiliation made the Celestial Empire extremely weak, and had to endure the humiliation for more than half a century. In recent years, the Celestial Empire and the Celestial Government have understood that the way of Confucius and Mencius is useless to deal with wolf cubs outside the Celestial Empire, only with fists and big feet. in order to deter those wolf cubs and make them dare not covet them.

The best way to fight this perverted and distorted nation is to beat them with an iron fist to be honest, and they will slap you like a dog and obey you.

Just like Shangguan capable people did, they crippled two devils, although the troublesome devils were very angry, but the nature of worshipping the strong in their bones still made them gradually begin to admire Shangguan capable people.

First of all, I like beautiful men's mud bomb girl paper.

I have to say that the appearance of Shangguan is indeed very beautiful, although he is not a top handsome guy, but his body has been transformed several times, and his appearance has reached the point of being relatively handsome, especially the handsome person of Shangguan is not the kind of masculine handsome, but the lines are soft, revealing a kind of feminine beauty, which is just in line with the aesthetics of mud bombing sister paper.

From the fact that there have been many demonic men in the country in the mud bomb over the years, you can see what the aesthetics of the mud bomb girl paper is for men? Even from the international arena, many athletes of mud bombardment devils have made themselves look like women, and those who don't know think that mud bombardment devils like to sell their butts

Only when you really go to the mud bomb country will you know that the mud bomb devil made herself as feminine as a woman, because the mud bomb girl paper likes such a man, which is commonly known as a pseudo-mother.

And after the first transformation of the body of the decathlon, Xiang Beibei discovered his characteristics, the original Shangguan people have become a pseudo-mother with a high level after makeup, not to mention that they have undergone three transformations to make the facial lines softer.

Now even if you don't wear makeup, you still have the feminine beauty of a woman, and if you wear a wig and just look at your face, you're a woman.

I caught up with Shangguan Nengren's body is relatively thin, and his buttocks have become a little upturned because he has been served by Shangguan Yi for many years, even if he has not recovered after the transformation, but has become more warped, in this way, as long as Shangguan Nengren is not naked, wearing clothes, and stuffing two steamed buns on his chest, he is a beauty.

Shangguan people crippled two mud bomb devils and became a big celebrity in the mud bomb country, and many mud bomb girls also paid attention to it, but after they saw the photos of Shangguan people, they were fascinated by Shangguan people.

In addition, Shangguan people don't know why, there are a lot of photos of their own life on the Internet, and they are very professional, it seems to be taken with a professional camera, very clear, and the angle is also very good, highlighting the handsome and soft side of Shangguan people more clearly.

A large number of 'beautiful photos' have also spread to the country of Mud Bang, and more and more Mud Bang Sister Paper has gradually become fans of Shangguan people after seeing it, and even some Mud Bang Sister Paper wants to establish a website for the exclusive harem group of Shangguan people, and become the first batch of fanatical fans of Shangguan people.

All this is, because Mud Bang Mei Paper is the most stateless woman, as long as the man is handsome, the man of any country will become their idol, and the men of the Celestial Empire are no exception. (To be continued) RQ