The Mud Bang Country Forum, with the 'mutiny' of the Mud Bang sister paper, has become extremely lively, which also makes many Celestial Empire people who are proficient in the Mud Bang language and the Celestial Empire students in the Mud Bang Country very happy, and after translating a lot of the content on the Mud Bang Forum back to China, the domestic forum is also happy.

"Hahaha, the mud bombardment sister paper is really powerful! Welcome the mud bomb sister paper to marry to the Celestial Empire. ”

"Support upstairs, the mud bomb devil can't satisfy the mud bomb sister paper at all, let's let the pure masters of the Celestial Empire satisfy those sister papers!"

"O Gospel of the Celestial Empire! Singles who don't have a daughter-in-law, go and get the mud bombing sister paper home! ”

"But Shangguan is too good! It's only been a few days! I crippled a little devil again, and he doesn't look like he's so powerful! ”

"This is not to make a man look good, even though he looks thin, and his bones are full of flesh."

"At the beginning, the competent person even carried the lion, the lion in the video is very large, several times larger than the ordinary lion, and the strength must be more than ten times greater than that of an adult, and the strength of the competent person can carry the lion, and the strength is at least ten times that of an adult."

"Ten times? Ordinary adults can carry more than 100 catties of things, but can't Shangguan people be able to carry more than half a ton of things? Is this still a human? ”

"It doesn't matter if the competent person is a human or a monster, but if he cripples the mud bombardment devil, I will support him!"

"Plus 1, I also support Brother Shangguan, by the way, does Brother Shangguan accept apprentices?"

"It's so powerful when you're a teenager, Shangguan must have a super mysterious master."

"It's also possible that you have eaten some natural treasures, washed your muscles and cut off the marrow."

"Wowhaha! I'd rather believe that a beggar touched his bones. Say: Little pot friend, I look at your bones Qingqi ......"

"Seriously, why are Shangguan capable people so powerful? Fighting skills can be practiced, but no matter how much you practice your strength, you can't compete with lions! Besides, the competent person is not yet twenty years old, and this power is too outrageous. ”

"A few upstairs, you better save it! Didn't you see that the Shangguan person on the video was also chased by the lion at the beginning, jumping up and down! If it weren't for saving people, I guess I wouldn't be so desperate. Scientifically speaking, the superseiable person saved people's hearts at that moment and stimulated all the potential in the body. will carry the lion's strength for a moment, and then hit the lion to death with his head, on the whole. Although the strength of Shangguan people is very large, they can only reach the level of weightlifting champions at most, but the head of Shangguan people is very hard, and it is estimated that they have practiced hard qigong such as iron head skills, if they don't use their heads, their combat effectiveness will be average. ”

"I don't think it's right, Shangguan can cripple two karate masters, but he doesn't use any iron head skills, Shangguan can people have real kung fu, and dare to openly say on the court stage that he will single-handedly accept the challenge of the mud bombardment devil wheel war. Can you do it without two clicks? This is called the audacity of the artist. ”

"I don't know if you have noticed, Shangguan looks like a pig's foot in YY's novel, I heard that he was a poor man who was very ordinary in all aspects a year ago, but after the summer vacation, he has changed dramatically, and he is getting taller and taller. looks more and more handsome, and his studies have gone from backwards to the first in his grade, and then he killed a lion, and in the past few days, he has disabled two karate masters. ”

"Upstairs said. That's really the case, then the Shangguan people won't really eat any heavenly treasures or get any cultivation secrets, right? ”

"! Two little ghosts upstairs, don't be stupid, the reality is more yy than the novel, for example, there are many officials, hundreds of lovers, and the pig's feet in the small life are much more moisturized than the pig's feet in yy novels, can you say that those who are officials also have adventures? ”

"Yes! Don't think that others are better than yourself, others can be in the limelight is a novel pig's feet with adventures, although the reality is cruel, but if the reality is yy, it is a hundred times better than the novel yy. ”…,

"Anyway...... A few upstairs, chatting about the mud bombardment sister paper, how to discuss the YY adventure? Anyway, when will the competition between the Shangshangs and the Mud Bombardment Devil start? I can't wait. ”

"Yes! Follow-up, where can I buy tickets for the game? ”

"Wait! The little devil was originally here to negotiate, and now the devil who negotiated has been disabled, it is estimated that the game will have to be postponed for a few days, of course, it is possible that the devil will be angry and let the game be advanced. Other than that. ”

"Together!"

"I'm going to organize a group to watch the game, this kind of grand occasion has never happened in a century, and I have to watch it when I smash the pot and sell iron."

"A must! I'm going to book a plane ticket now, and I'll be guarding North China from tomorrow, and I won't leave if I don't buy a ticket. ”

"Daoist friends are awesome! Go together, go together! ”

When the forum between the two countries was hotly discussed, in the conference room of the Mud Karate Association, the high-level leaders who participated in the meeting had ugly faces, and the eighth master of the Mud Karate Association was easily disabled by the Shangguan people, this impact was too big for the Mud Karate Association, and the karate masters who had been determined to participate in the competition began to tremble.

Thinking that Shangguan is only a powerful man, he is now dumbfounded, especially the vice president of Gongkou, who put forward this hypothesis, got the news that Shangguan was useless at all, so he crippled the mud bombardment master sent to the Celestial Empire, and the vice president of Gongkou played directly at home and pretended to be sick, and did not dare to participate in this meeting, for fear of being crippled by the heroes of Yamaguchi.

"What now?" Yamaguchi Hero looked at everyone present with a blue face: "Maekawa said that Shangguan didn't use his head, he broke his fist with one punch, and broke his calf with one kick, and his strength and speed are beyond ordinary people, now what should we do?" ”

Yamaguchi Hero saw that the strength shown by the above functional people did have arrogant capital, and it was no wonder that he would put forward the proposal of wheel warfare on TV, although it is unlikely that 10,000 people will be killed, but 100 people will be killed...... This seems to have never happened in the history of Mud Karate, but if the Shangguan people are allowed to complete the 100-person beheading, the Mud Karate Association will no longer need to exist, and karate gyms around the world can also be closed directly.

Yamaguchi Hero suddenly remembered the only defeat he had experienced in the Celestial Empire decades ago, and that was the most painful defeat of Yamaguchi's Hero at his peak. Except for that time, Yamaguchi Hero was never defeated in his prime.

Celestial...... It's really Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon.

The conference room was silent, obviously there was nothing to do about the Shangguan people, and it seemed from the news that the Shangguan people were really powerful, powerful perverts, and their strength and speed were far beyond ordinary people. Such a person......

The most nervous and scared are the five devils who are about to represent Mud Bombardment Karate, and as contestants, they also sat in the conference room this time. The news that Maekawa came back was so shocking that Shangguan Nengren actually punched Maekawa and smashed Maekawa's fist into a crushed fracture. Kicked and broke the calf bone, such a force ......

If it's just strength, it's okay to say, at least you can win with speed and moves, but the speed of Shangguan people seems to be very fast, and the fast Maekawa, the eighth-ranked master, can't react, although Maekawa is only ranked eighth, but it will not be much worse than their top five masters, and the number one one wants to kill Maekawa, and it will take twenty moves, but Shangguan can only use one punch and one kick. In addition, the two feet of the water dog were beaten, and Maekawa was crippled, and he could only spend the rest of his life in a wheelchair.

Twice, twice, the methods of the Shangguan are too cruel. All of them broke their limbs and ended up crippled, which caused great psychological pressure on the five devils who were about to participate in the ring match, and their brains were sweating.

"What are you afraid of!" At this time, a hard man finally stood up, this man was in his early forties and short in stature. is also a little fat, a little beer belly, is such a devil with an obscene description, but he is angry at everyone present. …,

"Look at the way you all look down! Do you still have the appearance of my big mud bombardment country! It's a shame on my muddy face! No matter how powerful a person is, he is just one person! Isn't he going to fight a wheel war! Then fight him! Send out the best 100 people in our karate association to compete! If 100 people are not enough, 200 people! If there are not enough people, 500 people! 500 is not enough, 1,000! ”

A roar stunned all the devils present.

"If a thousand people don't work, ten thousand people!" This hard bone was full of anger: "It was that little ghost who said on TV that it doesn't matter how many people come, since that's the case, we'll fulfill him!" ”

Yamaguchi Hero opened his mouth, his face red and white: "Mr. Nobi, your proposal is unavoidable...... Even if I win, I will lose face in the karate association......"

"President Yamaguchi!" The eyes of this hard-boned man named Yebi were on fire: "If I fail in this ring tournament by the Mud Karate Association, the fate of my Mud Karate will be even more terrible, and if I win without martial arts, I can at least retain the last trace of face, but if I lose completely, I am afraid that the karate of my Mud Bang Country will become the laughing stock of the whole world, and no one will learn my Mud Bang Karate again, but will learn the kung fu of the Celestial Empire, and I can live shamelessly!" If you want to face it, you will die! President Yamaguchi! There must be no hesitation in this battle! Play hard! Be sure to win! ”

All the mud bombardment devils present were dumbfounded and speechless.

Not to mention the dirty thoughts of the mud bombardment devils, Shangguan can live a very comfortable life here.

On the second day after the devil, when Liu Guozhan was treated early in the morning, Liu Guozhan said helplessly: "You kid is too good at making trouble, it's not good to beat anyone, but you beat the devil who came to negotiate, now it's okay, seeing that the negotiation is about to be completed, you will have to push it back for a few more days." ”

Shangguan Neng said with a smile: "Push it!" Anyway, I'm not in a hurry, if the devil is afraid and doesn't dare to compete! When the time comes, there is no need to fight, the news media will be able to ridicule those devils to death, and put forward challenges with great momentum, and some people outside the field will be beaten into cripples, so they will not dare to come to the competition, and the devils will definitely become the laughing stock of the whole world, and they will surrender without a fight, which is the highest meaning of the art of war. ”

"You kid ......" Liu Guozhan scolded with a smile, but he was not the slightest dissatisfied, as Shangguan said, it is good for the devil to come to participate in the competition, and when the game comes, the devil loses, and he will definitely lose face, but if the devil is afraid and does not dare to come, it is better. Scared to compete, how could the Celestial Empire news organization let go of such a good publicity opportunity? When the time comes, it will definitely be written in a big book, so that the whole world will know how useless the mud bomb devils are, and they will not even have the courage to fight, and they will definitely become the laughing stock of the whole world, and the prestige that mud bomb karate has worked so hard to build up around the world will be ruined.

You don't even have the courage to challenge the Celestial Empire's kung fu, and fools know that karate is definitely not as powerful as kung fu, and who will learn karate when the time comes. It has become a faceless thing, and it is possible that mud bomb karate will disappear from the world from now on, and even if the mud bomb devil is mentally retarded, he will definitely not dare to fight.

I just don't know if the mud bomb devil will play Tai Chi pusher and postpone this game indefinitely? If this is the case, the mud bombardment devil will lose some face and prestige at most, and the rest will not lose much.

But Liu Guozhan thought about it for a day. Feeling that this is unlikely, the mentality of the people of the first island country is destined to be radical, and it is impossible to use the Tai Chi push hand that politicians of the Celestial Empire often play. The devil is so capable, either winning or losing, there is no room for relaxation.

Liu Guozhan was one of the earliest generals of the Celestial Empire. The study of the devil is very thorough, because the devil's territory is so big, if you lose a city and a pool, you will really lose it, and there is no room to regain it, so fighting the devil, a battle can be determined! …,

This is true of wars, and it is also true of all aspects of devil society, for example, if the generals of the Celestial Empire fail to command the battle, as long as it is not too serious, they will be fined at most. Even a three-level downgrade would be up to the sky, but the devil is different, if the devil's general fails to command the battle, there will be no room to get it back, and he is desperate. The best thing to do is to thank the emperor by seppuku.

Many people in the Celestial Empire don't understand why the little devil likes seppuku? In fact, it is because the devil has no room to lose, and if he does not win, he will die, so after the devil fails, he will cut his stomach and drink the bullet, and he will not look back and fight again. Because once defeated, the devil will not have the opportunity to regroup and lead the army to fight again.

Extreme thinking, this is the national characteristic of the devil, there is no way. Compared with the same reason, the land area of the stick is smaller, and the thinking is more narrow and intense, and the devil is better, at least he has the power to fight, but the stick doesn't even have the power to fight.

What to do? So the stick exerted the earth-shattering yy ghost and god yy thought, and turned the whole world, including Mars and the whole universe into a stick, Confucius is a stick, Lao Tzu is a stick, Chiyou is also a stick, this is not counted, even Sakyamuni, Jesus, and Sun Wukong have also become sticks, but it is right to say that Sun Wukong is a stick, because Sun Wukong is playing with a stick......

In this way, the stick has become the greatest nation in the universe, the origin of cosmic civilization, and what a fucked nation!

Shangguan Nengren doesn't want to pay attention to the ring match with the devil for the time being, because he still has to accompany Li Bingjie well! Li Bingjie only has three days this time, one day has passed, and there are still two days left, Shangguan people should hurry up and leave a 'good' memory for Li Bingjie and himself.

The women had already accomplished their purpose yesterday, and they tacitly agreed not to participate in the remaining two days.

But the tree wants to be quiet and the wind does not stop, Shangguan Nengren ended today's treatment of Liu Guozhan, and when he returned home, he found that there was one more person in the family, it was none other than the one who liked to wear a mask of Lei Gong's face and scare people everywhere.

"Why are you here?" Shangguan Nengren was a little surprised: "What about Aunt Yun?" ”

"Hehe, my master went out before dawn." looked at Shangguan with a smile, glanced at Li Bingjie, and said, "Brother Shangguan, your fiancée is so beautiful!" What surprised me even more was that I was still so young. ”

"What's the matter with you?" Shangguan Nengren patted his head, oops, covered his head and cried out in pain: "Why did you hit me?" ”

"Hit you to make you remember it longer." Shangguan Nengren snorted lightly, went over to take Li Bingjie's hand, and smiled: "Bingjie, have you eaten?" ”

Last night, the functional person tossed with Li Bingjie very late, and when the functional person went out, Li Bingjie hadn't gotten up yet! At this time, I saw that Li Bingjie was dressed neatly, but her temples were a little scattered, and it was estimated that Li Bingjie was woken up by this girl.

Li Bingjie shook her head slightly: "Not yet." ”

"How can you skip a meal!" Shangguan was able to reproach: "Look at your red eyes, are you woken up?" ”

"I didn't ...... No......" Li Bingjie didn't want Shangguan to blame, her face was slightly red, and she shook her head in denial.

It's useless to deny it, Shangguan Nengren has already confirmed what is going on, and turned his head to star: "What are you doing here early in the morning?" ”

Scratching his head, he probably knew that he had done something wrong, and laughed dryly: "I want to learn to cook with Brother Shangguan." ”

"Cooking?"

"And dessert or something." Hehe smiled: "You make it so delicious, I can't eat it every day, so I can only learn it by myself!" ”

At the beginning, I said that I wanted to learn cooking from Shangguan, but I was busy moving later. Aunt Yun came the day after moving, and she didn't have time, so she made time today.

"Not available." is free, but the competent person is now going to accompany Li Bingjie, how can he have the kung fu to teach her cooking: "Didn't you see my daughter-in-law coming!" Come back in two days. ”…,

"Ahh In two days! His face was bitter: "But the master will come back in two days, I just have time for these two days, and I don't know when I will make time next time." ”

"That's your business. It's my business. Shangguan stood up and pushed out: "Hurry up, Shangri-La's cook." And the sweets in the pastry shop are not worse than mine, and I pay for them. ”

"Brother Shangguan, you can't do this! You're a heavy color and a light friend! "Struggling. Resisting, screaming.

Bang -

Shangguan talents don't care about her, as soon as the door is closed, the world will be clean.

"Brother, ...... All right? Because of her own relationship, Li Bingjie felt a little guilty.

"Nothing bad." Shangguan Nengren smiled slightly, hugged Li Bingjie in his arms, bowed his head and kissed him: "No one is as important as you, you are here, even the president of the United States has to stand aside." ”

Li Bingjie's face turned red. Although it is just a love sentence similar to a joke, Li Bingjie likes it very much, a woman in love is like this, even if she knows that a man is lying to herself, she will be very sweet.

"Look at your messy hair. I haven't taken a shower yet! Pulling Li Bingjie's hair, Shangguan Nengren smiled and said, "Let's go take a shower first, and I'll go and warm up breakfast." ”

Li Bingjie's face turned red and nodded lightly: "Brother, I'm sorry for you." ”

"Here we go again!" Shangguan touched Li Bingjie's face. I couldn't help but kiss it again, and then I went to bring out the breakfast that had cooled in the refrigerator and went to the kitchen to warm it up.

Li Bingjie took a shower, after breakfast, the two began to play the Gongkou game again, this time it is a 3D fighting type, but the difficulty of fighting is very low, as long as you attack, the computer-controlled place has no power to fight back, you can solve it in three or two clicks, and after solving it, there will be a burst of clothing shots, of course, if you want to ooxx, you must wait until you clear the customs.

The game has a lot of branches, any of which can lead to the road to ooxx, because the difficulty is too low, Shangguan people are not too involved, but Li Bingjie, staring at the screen with a red face, every sentence of dialogue has to be carefully read before clicking on the next dialog box, and therefore, Shangguan people think that they can clear the game in ten minutes, but Li Bingjie took more than an hour to complete a side plot, of course, the ending is very fragrant.

Seeing the picture on the screen, Shangguan Nengren's hands were not honest, and he pulled a stool and sat behind Li Bingjie, one hand went down from Li Bingjie's neckline, and the other hand went down from Li Bingjie's waistband.

Li Bingjie let out a moan, her face turned red, her delicate body leaned weakly on the arms of the competent person, her smooth little hand trembled lightly and pressed on the mouse, and clicked gently: "Brother...... Brother...... Butterfly ......"

"Nani? no！ No, Ya Butterfly, I want to touch your dry goods. ”

"Yike...... Ya Butterfly ......"

"Hehe, Flower Girl, you're from the old man!"

Just when the two of them are immersed in a messy game, they listen to Ding Dong...... Ding dong...... Ding dong......

"!" The interest of the Shangguan people who had just come up was like being poured cold water on their heads, and they almost didn't lift it.

Li Bingjie blushed and tidied up her clothes, turned off the game easily, and opened a web page to hide people's eyes.

opened the door and was about to scold, but found that the person standing at the door couldn't scold, not only couldn't scold, but also had to greet him with a smile: "Sister Yuyuan, why are you here?" ”

The soft hair is tied into a ponytail, a decent skirt, showing a beautiful figure, the whole body is full of charming young woman's breath, and the sweet apple body fragrance, isn't it Xin Yuyuan!

Xin Yuyuan smiled slightly and said, "Guess." ”

"I guess?" Shangguan Nengren's heart moved, looked at Xin Yuyuan's back, and couldn't help but smile: "Yimeng, don't hide, I see you." ”

"Hee-hee, Dad is amazing." Zhao Yimeng flashed out from behind Xin Yuyuan, jumped into the arms of Shangguan Nengren, and grinned: "Dad, I miss you so much!" Do you miss me? ”

"Yes!" Shangguan Nengren smiled and pinched Zhao Yimeng's little face: "The little face is round again, and I will really become a big fat girl in the future, and my father will not be able to hold it when the time comes." ”

"Uh......h It's all my father's fault, who always makes me something to eat. Zhao Yimeng was very sad, during this time, she gained another pound......

Shangguan Neng couldn't cry or laugh: "It's okay, it's okay, Dad is going to school in other places after the summer vacation, and he won't cook for you every day at that time, and he won't be fat at that time." ”

As he spoke, Shangguan Nengren had already walked into the bedroom with Xin Yuyuan, Li Bingjie stood up, saw Xin Yuyuan and Zhao Yimeng, and showed a slightly restrained smile: "Sister Yuyuan, Yimeng, you are here!" ”rq