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It is said that the two community bosses of Camel and Tianjiu Brother are negotiating for the small cake of Mong Kok, and Chen Xiaotang came out coldly, which made Tianjiu Brother very unhappy. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Brother Tianjiu is short-tempered, so he wants to give Chen Xiaotang a look. Chen Xiaotang was honest and cute on the surface, but secretly he was also annoyed, a glimmer of light flashed in his smiling eyes, ruguo The other party really had to do it, he didn't mind kicking him to cripple.

At this critical moment, Hua Gu, the proprietress of the tea restaurant, came forward to help and said that Chen Xiaotang was Ziji's new partner".

Seeing that Hua Gu was coming out, and for the sake of still owing this tea restaurant 1,500 yuan for dinner, Brother Tianjiu couldn't do anything about it, so he blew his beard and glared: "Okay, Hua Gu!" To be honest, I think this kid is very unhappy! But look? In terms of your face, give him a way to live today! Brother Tianjiu snorted coldly.

"Alright, camel, let's talk about our ...... The nightclub in Mong Kok ......" negotiations began again.

Chen Xiaotang, who "escaped", couldn't help but feel funny, is there a way to live? In the end, I don't know who let go of whom.

But I still want to thank this flower girl, how can I say that people also have that kindness.

So Chen Xiaotang said to Hua Gu very politely: "Thank you for your help, otherwise ......" The latter words mean, "Otherwise, I will beat him to a cripple". Hua Gu thought it was, "Otherwise, I'll be unlucky", so she smiled and said, "If you don't have guānxi, you can help." It's not a big deal! ”

Seeing her like this, Chen Xiaotang no longer explained.

Hua Gu saw that although Chen Xiaotang was a little weird, he still looked good. The most important thing is that this person looks like a very person, and Ziji's favorite superstar Chen Xiaotang.

Because of this layer of guānxi, the more Hua Gu looked at Chen Xiaotang, the more she liked it. I couldn't help but ask, "On this rainy day, are you doing shime outside?" ”

Chen Xiaotang casually made up a story: "Find a job, otherwise who would want to come out in such a ghost weather!" ”

"Looking for a job? Nowadays, people are overwhelmed, and it is difficult to find a job! Hua Gu sighed.

Chen Xiaotang nodded, "Yes, I don't have a high academic background, and I don't have shime professional skills." I applied for several jobs, but no one wanted me! ”

To say that Chen Xiaotang is definitely first-class in acting, he is very involved in making up the story at this moment, so much so that the lonely and unmet expression on his face even Hua Gu is very sympathetic. I feel that the fate of this child is too miserable. Such a talent, but can't find a job, those company bosses are blind.

"Don't be discouraged, lad. You're so good. There will definitely be a future in the future! Hua Gu couldn't help but comfort him.

"Alas!" Chen Xiaotang sighed, looking indescribably lonely and helpless, "Having said that, but I am a dignified seven-foot man, but I still have to gnaw at home, which also hurts my self-esteem!" ”

"Gnawing the old people?" Hua Gu felt very fresh about Chen Xiaotang's words coming out. "It's not a big deal, it's just that I lack a helper here, ruguo, you think it's okay. He helped me first, and when he came back, he said he had found a job. When you find a better one, it's never too late to quit. ”

"This ......" Chen Xiaotang's eyes widened, "Is it okay?" "It means that ziji is a big boss, and big stars come here to do chores, just kidding!

The flower girl was wrong, and thought that Chen Xiaotang was too excited and grateful, so she said: "No shime, you can't, even if you do it here, shimeshihou can say it if you want to leave!" ”

Seeing that Hua Gu opened her mouth and turned ziji into a tea restaurant for chores, she was just about to find an excuse to refuse, and suddenly she thought about it, this is also quite interesting, ziji itself is from a tea restaurant, and now it is back again, and it is quite good to experience the previous life, anyway, I told Ah Jing that ziji will have a good time.

Thinking of this, Chen Xiaotang immediately made a grateful look, "Thank you so much, Hua Gu, you are so good!" ”

Hua Gu was so praised by Chen Xiaotang that she was immediately happy.

Next, Chen Xiaotang said Ziji's identity in "detail", claiming that his surname was Chen and his name was "Chen Tang". That Hua Gu said "oops" again, it turns out that you are also called "Tang Zai", you look like a big star, and even your name is almost the same.

Chen Xiaotang was ashamed.

Here Chen Xiaotang and Hua Gu talked happily, but over there Brother Tianjiu and Brother Camel talked with a beard and glared, you slap the table, I show the knife, and my voice is loud.

When he was tired of talking, of course he wanted to drink tea, and this job was immediately contracted by Chen Xiaotang, don't forget, he Yijing turned into a migrant worker here.

"Lao Jiu, the Night Rose Bar can be given to you, but Pángbiān's Jun will come to the nightclub again, but it will belong to us!"

"Give you a fart, who doesn't have a lot of oil and water in a nightclub, you can pick it!"

"That's not going to get along!"

"Of course, unless I want a nightclub, you want a bar!"

"I want you big watermelon! Phew! ”

"I'll pick!"

"I'll do it!" ……

Immediately after that, the two bigwigs began to chant the three-character scripture, and exploding foul language is the first compulsory course in the Tao, when you nénggou reach the shihou who drowns people with spitting stars, you will practice this kind of foul language magic skill, and then you can be vertical and horizontal black and white, and whoever sees you will be afraid of three points.

Watching the two bigwigs keep comparing and comparing, Chen Xiaotang, who was observing in Pángbiān, couldn't help but sigh, saying that our actors are very good-mouthed, and the real gods are here!

The two bigwigs fought for a while, rubbed their fists and stood up, expressing their desire to fight~ longing. Then, under the constant persuasion of the pángbiān people, he sat down again, kicked one leg on the chair, and talked from the beginning.

So when it comes to mixing up, especially this negotiation, it's too draining, Chen Xiaotang supported his chin and watched these two bigwigs go from three o'clock to five o'clock, from five o'clock to eight o'clock, the storm outside has stopped, but it is still going on.

In the end, yijing was eleven or twelve o'clock in the evening, and the people around the two bigwigs changed from majestic and high-spirited to listless, yawning all day, but they were stared at by the big guys, and they had to cheer up jingshén, with their chests and belly bulging, it was really difficult for the little brother to do.

What's worse is that the big guys are grumbling with hunger one by one, because of the negotiations. No one ate, especially in the tea restaurant, looking at the new guy Chen Xiaotang. Eating egg tarts and drinking milk tea, the horses were all about to burst into tears, and their hearts converged into a sentence: "I'm hungry!" ”

In fact, not only are they hungry, but the two bigwigs, Brother Tianjiu and Brother Camel, are also hungry, but they are bigwigs and are negotiating. It's all about momentum. Do you understand the momentum, it's the kind of thing that is very invisible and invisible, making people kneel and worship. Recognize you as the boss's aura! So even if you have a flat stomach, you can't say it, and if you say it, the momentum will be gone, which is a big taboo for being a big guy.

Now it's about whose endurance is enough, and who can't help but admit defeat first. If you lose, you will lose the field in Mong Kok. Lose face and lose the purpose of this negotiation.

So I'm going to put up with it!

The two bigwigs tried to hold their chests up, and they didn't look hungry at all.

Originally, the two bigwigs Yijing worked hard enough. But the new slut Chen Xiaotang ate the egg tart from time to time and clicked his mouth, the sound was like a heavenly magic sound, tempting them, seducing them, making their belly dance and drum again.

Can't help it. It's so heart-wrenching!

So the two bigwigs burst out, "Hua Gu." Serve rice, give me three dozen egg tarts! ”

Suddenly, the whole tea restaurant bar clicked, only to see two groups of people all holding hot egg tarts in the bar, because of the lack of seats, some people squatted on the ground, some leaned against the corner, eating all kinds of things. Where is there still the fierce god evil mountain against the gǎnjiào before?!

At last the stomach is fed, and the person is sleepy.

So the two bigwigs decided that today's negotiations would end and talk about it another day! Picking his teeth, he greeted Hua Gu majestically and left.

The little brother who was in charge of the checkout behind him came to the counter, and Chen Xiaotang calculated unceremoniously, "Chenghui, a total of eight hundred and sixty yuan!" ”

"Ah, so many? There is a méiyou mistake, I just ate a few egg tarts and drank a few cups of milk tea, so I collected so much! "The two younger brothers are poor haha, and the big guy only gave them two or three hundred dollars, how can they get married?!

Chen Xiaotang smiled, "Méiyou is wrong, you see ......" Chen Xiaotang pointed to the detailed account sheet on it and explained it to them one by one.

The more you listen to the faces of the two little brothers? ahref='/txt/15980/4201449/'>.Red, "Ahem, okay, don't say it, isn't it just seven or eight yuan, we came out to mix, can't we eat it for nothing!" It's better to be like this first, owe it first! ”

pángbiān Hua Gu said, "It's not impossible to owe if you want to, pay back the thousands of dollars in front of you first!" ”

"Hua Gu, you're embarrassing us, we can't even take out eight hundred, where can we get one thousand!"

"I can't take care of this, I'm a small business, you negotiate today, negotiate tomorrow, can I still do this business?"

"This ...... Don't pay for this, hurry up! ”

"We ......"

"Are you big, do you want to dig it out? Ah Tang, close the door, open the gate, let the dog go! ”

Chen Xiaotang: "Huh? "Look around, where is the dog?!

"Okay, Hua Gu, it's a big deal for us to take you, let's call someone to send money over first, a few hundred yuan soon, why hurt and angry!" One of the golden retrievers picked up the phone on the counter, "Lezai, where are you dead?" Shime, in karaoke? Brother, I'm in trouble here, shime, mǎshàng take a knife and kill it, no, no, you don't need it...... You take four or five hundred yuan to come over, and the rivers and lakes will help you! Shime, you don't have a lot of money? Not much you still sing k...... Don't say it, it's a brother's just come over, otherwise you won't have to do shime in the future! With a snap, the golden retriever hung up the phone, and then said triumphantly: "My little brother is very beautiful, he likes to sing with people in nightclubs, and those broad ladies like him with a little white face, and he tips no less than two hundred yuan each time, so don't talk about your seven or eight hundred yuan, even if you can take one thousand!" ”

Sure enough, within ten minutes, I heard a fiery voice say, "Brother Turkey, I got the money!" ”

"What a Lezai, I really didn't see the wrong person, there is a future! In the future, I will be a big guy and I will definitely cover you! ”

The person who gave the money was really a handsome guy, and Che Chen Xiaotang recognized him at a glance, "Hehe, is your surname Gu?" Chen Xiaotang asked.

The young man was stunned, "Yes, my surname is Gu, do you know me?" ”

"Oh, I have a friend who knows you, we've met before......"

"Met?" The man looked at Chen Xiaotang and couldn't think of where he had seen it.

Just kidding, this is Chen Xiaotang made it up, and he believes it.

"I'm sorry. I can't really remember. ”

"Hehe, it's fine. It's not too late to meet now, my name is Chen Tang! ”

"My name is Gu Tianle!" The two shook hands.

pángbiān golden retriever was anxious: "Pick, Le Zai." I'm asking you to come here for money, not to make friends! ”

Gu Tianle grinned and paid the money.

The golden retriever put his arms around his neck, "Let's go, let's go to supper after settling the bill, I was tired of eating egg tarts just now, of course." You pay for it! ”

Gu Tianle waved at Chen Xiaotang before going out, for some reason, he had an indescribable good impression of this new guy.

Seeing that everyone is going out. Chen Xiaotang was about to close, but one hand was inserted into the roller shutter.

This is a very white and tender hand, Chen Xiaotang, who has read countless women, can see at a glance that the owner of this hand must be very beautiful. Then he saw her. Heavy makeup, purple-black lips, permed curly hair, and a very pure and beautiful face, which was destroyed by this heavy makeup.

Chen Xiaotang looked at the girl, and the girl also looked at him, and then said, "Haven't you seen a beautiful girl?" ”

Chen Xiaotang was stunned.

The girl didn't wait for Chen Xiaotang to answer, and walked straight into the tea restaurant.

Chen Xiaotang hurriedly said, "I'm sorry. We're closed! ”

Girl: "I'm zhidào, I'm not here to eat!" Then he walked straight into the counter. Opened the cash drawer......

Chen Xiaotang, I picked, it wasn't to eat, it turned out to be a robbery, and it was too bold, when I didn't exist!

Just as she was about to stop her, the girl said, "Don't look at me like a thief, I'm Hua Gu's daughter!" Who are you, new man? It's pretty handsome, it's just a little dirty! ”

Chen Xiaotang fainted, in order to integrate into the role more vividly, he made Ziji's head more unkempt, took off his sunglasses and replaced them with black-framed myopic glasses, plus the guy's clothes here, this kind of shape definitely beats the heroine in "Ugly Girl Invincible".

"You say you are, how can I believe you?"

"Don't believe it" The girl approached Chen Xiaotang with a smile, "Even if I'm not Hua Gu's daughter, what can you do with me..."

Tease!

Absolute teasing!

Chen Xiaotang never thought that the dignified Oscar winner would be so teased by a girl in the middle of the night!

It's shameless!

It's so shameless!

It's so exciting! By the way, how could Hua Gu give birth to such a superb daughter?!

Just when Chen Xiaotang was surprised, Hua Gu came down from upstairs, and when she saw the girl, she scolded: "You dead girl, where did you run in the middle of the night?" Why don't you die outside, don't come back! ”

The girl pouted, "Old antique, it's just that I'm so verbose when I come back late!" ”

"Shime long-winded? I'm your mother! No matter how you persuade you, it's good to have shime when you mix with those flying boys, but if you don't study well, you'll only run outside all day long! Hua Gu was obviously disappointed in her daughter, and her words were jiliè.

"Cut! Are you young shihou not also yiyàng? I heard my grandmother say that shihou you are still out for the night, at least I haven't spent the night! The girl seemed to grab her mother's handle and said.

"You ......" Hua Gu's old face flushed, and she glanced at Chen Xiaotang, "Okay, go upstairs and go to sleep, don't let people see jokes!" ”

The girl stepped on high heels and went upstairs when Dangdang.

Seeing the girl disappear at the entrance of the stairs, she re-experienced Turán and remembered, "She just took the money!" "Nonsense, what if you are wronged, ziji's reputation is very important!

Hua Gu smiled slightly, "If you don't say that I am also zhidào, she is so wrong." But I won't take more every time, at most two or three hundred yuan. ”

"Okay, you've been busy all day, rest, there's a wire bed over there, you can stay up all night!" Hua Gu pointed to the storage room next door.

Chen Xiaotang nodded, and when Hua Gu left, he unfolded the wire bed, cleaned it casually, and lay down.

He hasn't slept in this kind of bed for a long time, even in Shihou, who is filming, he sleeps on a soft bed in the nanny's car, and there are very few cold and hard gǎnjiàoyijing like this.

Lying on the bed for a while and unable to fall asleep, Chen Xiaotang wondered, what happened to the family this time, do you want to smoke shijiān to see, bijingyijing came to Hong Kong.

Well,yijing hasn't seen the face of his family for a month or two.,No, my parents are in good health.,My sister is not the same as yiyàng in the past.,It's still not a big deal.,Xingzai, the unlucky guy did ziji's brother-in-law.,But he suffered.,This trip to Hawaii actually brought back a group of bikini girls swimsuit photos for ziji.,It's obviously tempting me.,I'm still so coquettish when I'm married.,Beware of the old sister castrating you......

Thinking about it, Chen Xiaotang felt a little tired and slowly entered the dream.

At this time, the Los Angeles side of the United States and the Chen Mansion in Hong Kong were in chaos.

On the American side, the fat man Wang Jing and the explosive head Jim were jumping up and down in a hurry.

"This Ah Tang is too undeserved, so he picked on and played, but he hurt us!" The fat man muttered.

"Yes, there are so many documents méiyou approved, and so many projects méiyou implemented...... Boss, where are you, where are you! Exploding head Jim sighed.

"Regardless of him, méiyou he earth still turns! It's a big deal, a little more affectionate helpers! The fat man fènnu said.

"Yes, we are not machines running at full power 24 hours a day, and we will recruit professional agents in large numbers tomorrow!"

"That's it!" Fat man clap.

"Well, there's still fifty points of paper, why don't you show it for me?"

"Huh?"

"I'm in trouble!" Jim said with a bitter face, "My wife has my birthday today!" ”

"Then you go first, who made me a righteous person!"

"Take care, fatty!"

"Let's go!"

……

After the exploding head left, the fat man sat down in his chair and looked at the mountain of papers, turán, he dialed the phone (to be continued......