Chapter 53: If You're Paralyzed
The traffic police suddenly hardened: "Sorry comrade! Perform official duties! Please pull over, or we will have to call a tow truck! ”
"Bastard!" Xu Jingru had just drunk wine, and she was usually terrible, but now she was even more desperate, and when she saw that the street lamp suddenly turned green, she rushed out as soon as she stepped on the accelerator.
Fortunately, the traffic police flashed fast, otherwise they would have to hit it, and when they saw Xu Jingru running away, they immediately used the walkie-talkie to send out the alarm: "There is a white seven-handed Alto drunk driver, the license plate is xxxxx, and there is a man and a woman in it......"
Sitting in Alto, Shangguan was able to break out in a cold sweat: "Sister, you are too fat, what if you hit someone?" ”
Xu Jingru burped and said nonchalantly: "Don't worry, the impact force launched by Alto on the spot is very small, and at most it will cripple people, and it will not kill you." ”
Upper Functional Man Waterfall Sweat ...... Seeing that there were more and more pedestrians and vehicles on the road, Shangguan Nengren hurriedly said, "Sister, let's pull over first, okay?" ”
"What for?" Xu Jingru slowed down: "Want to buy something?" ”
"This ...... Sort of! Shangguan smiled bitterly, pointed to the beauty salon in front, and parked the car there.
"Huh?" Xu Jingru was stunned when she saw this beauty salon.
It's not ...... Parking the car at the door of the beauty salon, Xu Jingru saw a black Rolls-Royce parked next to it.
"Xiang Beibei is here, right?" Xu Jingru looked at the competent person and said lightly.
Shangguan Neng laughed dryly: "Yes! Sister, come in with me! ”
"Oh?" A hint of surprise flashed in Xu Jingru's eyes: "You're not afraid that I will be your light bulb?" ”
"Uh...... You're thinking too much. "Shangguan didn't want to make love to Xiang Beibei, he wanted Xu Jingru to rest here for a while, and wait for the wine to pass before leaving.
"Come down anyway! I think you should learn to dress up in the future, don't always fight and kill, you say that you are twenty-five, it's not that a man is blind, it's that your fierce appearance is too scary! Be a beauty, let yourself be gentle, and the man who chases you will definitely come from North China to North America. Shangguan said with a smile.
Xu Jingru's eyes were confused for a moment, and it wasn't until Shangguan Nengren called her outside the car that she pushed the door and got out of the car with a blush on her face.
The beauty shop that I haven't seen for a long time, I haven't been here since the summer vacation, and everything is still so familiar for more than two months.
"Huh?" A mature young woman let out a sigh of surprise when she saw the capable person, and when she saw Xu Jingru beside him, a trace of strangeness flashed in her eyes.
Walking in high heels, the mature young woman smiled and said, "Isn't this Miss's classmate!" ”
When Shangguan saw this young woman, a smile appeared on his face: "Hello, I haven't seen you for a long time." ”
This young woman is Zhang Xin, the manager of the beauty salon, and the two have never met since the Shangguan sent the music box for her to hand over, but Zhang Xin often heard about the Shangguan in Xiang Beibei's mouth during this time, so she is full of kindness to the re-arrival of the Shangshang.
"Hehe, are you here to find Miss?" Zhang Xin smiled slightly: "Miss is resting upstairs, do you want me to call out?" ”
"No need." Shangguan Nengren shook his head, pointed to Xu Jingru beside him, and said, "Please make a full set of beauty for my sister, and how much it costs will be counted in my account." ”
"Oh?" Zhang Xin looked up at Xu Jingru, there was no way, although Zhang Xin also had a height of 1.72 meters, compared with Xu Jingru who was 1.79 meters, he still needed to look up.
Zhang Xin is no stranger to Xu Jingru, in the past period of time, Xu Jingru will track down the beauty almost every day, Zhang Xin has noticed her a long time ago, and today the competent person brought her here, so that Zhang Xin could not feel the pulse.
"Hehe, your sister is very beautiful, as long as she touches it up a little, she will definitely fascinate a man." Zhang Xin had a professional smile on his face, but compared with before, this smile was a little cold.
Shangguan Nengren smiled: "I think so too, but my sister's temper is too short-tempered, scaring away at least three-digit suitors, I want her to change her image from today, lest she be unable to marry in her family for the rest of her life." ”
"You can't get married!" Xu Jingru is most annoyed by others saying that she can't get married, even if it is said by a competent official, she can't tolerate it, but fortunately, she is a competent person, and if someone else says this, she will be directly pulled to fill the grave at this time.
"See!" Shangguan Nengren smiled helplessly: "This temper is always bad, I don't have any way, please find someone with good craftsmanship, make my sister more beautiful, it is best to be a little feminine." ”
"You say I'm not feminine?" Xu Jingru gritted her teeth, and her eyes were about to burst into flames.
Shangguan Neng coughed dryly: "This...... It's not that it doesn't work, but I want you to be a little more feminine, so what, Manager Zhang, I'll trouble you. ”
Zhang Xin's badge has his name and position written on it, and a competent person will not be wrong.
"Don't worry! This time, I will do it myself, and I will definitely make your sister more beautiful than a princess. Zhang Xin smiled slightly and raised his hand to Xu Jingru: "Please come here." ”
Xu Jingru glanced at the competent person and followed Zhang Xin.
Shangguan sighed, picked up his mobile phone and sent a text message to Beibei: "What are you doing?" ”
The text message quickly replied: "Just woke up, hehe." ”
Shangguan smiled, very in line with Xiang Beibei's style, don't look at Xiang Beibei's heart, but very sleepy, as long as there is a chance, she will seize all the time to supplement sleep, listen to her own words, enough sleep can keep the skin moist and shiny, prevent aging.
It sounds very reasonable, but in the past month, every time Shangguan has kissed Xiang Beibei, he will put a trace of mana into Xiang Beibei's body and comb her physique, which also makes Xiang Beibei more and more supple and radiant in the past month, but Xiang Beibei has always thought that it is because she is nourished by love, and she doesn't know how Shangguan can help her.
"Guess where I am now?"
This time, Xiang Beibei didn't reply to the text message, and after a while, Shangguan heard the sound of the heel hitting the stairs, turned his head to look, and walked down the stairs with a smile on his face with a hint of surprise on his face.
Shangguan Nengren smiled slightly, stuffed his mobile phone into his trouser pocket, walked over, stood in front of Xiang Beibei, raised his hand and squeezed Xiang Beibei's slightly messy hair that had just woken up: "Look at you, your hair is messy, like a chicken nest." ”
Fingers swept over the corners of Beibei's eyes: "I haven't wiped the feces from my eyes, it affects the perfect image in my heart." ”
Xiang Beibei's face was flushed, his eyes narrowed, and he smiled: "If you are paralyzed, I will pee the for you, I am not paralyzed now, can I not tolerate eye feces in my eyes?" ”
"If you are paralyzed...... Shangguan smiled slightly, smoothed Xiang Beibei's hair, and said softly: "I carry you on my back every day, to the grassland, to the bamboo forest, to the beach...... As long as there is a beautiful scenery in the world, I will take you to see a beautiful scenery, until you see the beautiful scenery in the world, there is no love, when you and I are old, I will prepare a raft, eat with you at sea every day, live at sea, and finally die together on the sea, and return to the embrace of nature together. ”
Xiang Beibei's eyes radiated a soft light, and he gently slapped the competent person: "Nasty guy, you are paralyzed!" ”
"Haha, it's best if you're not paralyzed, I hope you'll be as young and beautiful as you are when you're a hundred years old." Shangguan said with a smile.
Xiang Beibei squinted and smiled: "I'm afraid that I will have become an old bark by then." ”
"Even if you are an old bark, you are the most beautiful old bark in the world." Shangguan took Xiang Beibei's hand, clasped his fingers, and smiled: "Because you are mine...... Unique old bark. ”
"Don't talk about it." Xiang Beibei raised his face and gently leaned on the arms of the competent person: "I'm going to cry." ”
"Uh...... Are you crying? Brother has recently read a summary of tens of thousands of sweet words, and there are still a lot of pickle girl proverbs that haven't been used! "Shangguan people are full of 'disappointment'.
Xiang Bei Bei smiled: "Then you can tell me the rest of the words slowly in the future, I won't be too troublesome." ”
"Uh......" Shangguan Nengren smiled bitterly: "Forget it, I'm afraid that it will be the same, it's not interesting." ”
Xiang Bei Bei smiled, raised his hand to arrange the collar of the competent person, and asked, "Why did you think of looking for me today?" ”
"This ......" the competent man scratched his head and laughed dryly: "Actually, I have another purpose, to find you to go to school by the way." ”
"Oh?" Xiang Beibei's eyes narrowed and smiled, "What purpose?" ”
Seeing that Xiang Beibei's body began to exude cold air again, Shangguan was sweating with white hairs in his head, and said with a forced smile: "This...... It starts at the end of school......"
There is nothing to hide from Xiang Beibei, the competent person told Xiang Beibei what happened at noon, but he was almost beaten to death by Xu Jingru in the middle and couldn't say it, otherwise with Xiang Beibei's temper, Xu Jingru didn't want to survive tonight.
"That's it." Shangguan Nengren smiled bitterly: "This guy is so drunk that he even dares to hit the police, I really can't stand it, I just happened to pass by your beauty shop, so let her do a beauty salon and sober up by the way." ”
After listening to the narration, he nodded to Bei Bei with a smile: "It turned out that such an interesting thing happened at noon, but it's a pity that I left too early and missed such a wonderful experience." ”
"It's not fun at all." Shangguan Nengren smiled bitterly, remembering Xu Jingru's somewhat abnormal performance in KTV, and said: "Beibei, you are good at figuring out people's hearts, you help me analyze and analyze, why is she so depressed recently?" ”
Xiang Beibei smiled on her face, and she also smiled in her heart: Of course she is very depressed, because I let her not gain anything, with her reckless nature, it is very good to be able to persist until now without breaking out.
Of course, Xiang Beibei would not tell these words, and said with a smile: "There is too little information, and I am not easy to analyze, but there are three most likely reasons why a woman is in a bad mood." ”
"Oh?" Shangguan is in a good mood, and there are three biggest possibilities for a woman to be in a bad mood? This is a bit interesting, Shangguan asked, "Which three?" ”
(To be continued)