"Uh...... See what I'm doing? Xu Jingru's eyes ...... How to say it! Shangguan people always felt that Xu Jingru's eyes were full of lewdness and shock, and there was a cold flutter behind her back.

Xu Jingru's legs were together, her thighs were gently grinded, and her seductive lips exhaled a breath of wine: "Brother, you say, isn't my sister beautiful?" Is it feminine? ”

"Uh...... Pretty. Shangguan nodded, it was this feminine ......, "Then why isn't there a man chasing my sister?" Are all men in the world blind!? The setbacks of many days made Xu Jingru a little excited, and she supported her chest with her hands: "Look at this chest!" ”

A slap on the ass: "Look at this ass!" ”

Slap your thigh again: "Look at these beautiful legs!" ”

Xu Jingru bit her lip: "Whether it's face or figure, what else is there to pick?" I'm twenty-five, twenty-five! But I haven't met a man who is enough to breed! What fucking jerks of men in the world! Didn't plant! Didn't plant! ”

Shangguan Nengren's head was sweating, and his heart said: It's not that men don't have seeds, it is estimated that with your temper, all men have been kicked by you! Shemales aren't easy to mix with either...... Xu Jingru sat up suddenly, and in the exclamation, Xu Jingru actually pulled the competent person into her arms, hugged her tightly, looked at the competent person with drunken eyes, put her slightly rough hand on the face of the competent person, and gently rubbed: "Brother, do you want to be my sister?" ”

A bolt from the blue! Thunder rolls!

Shangguan Nengren's face turned red: "Sister, you are drunk." "I'm struggling to get up.

"Humph!" Xu Jingru hugged the competent person and said angrily: "Four bottles of beer can still get me drunk? Sister let you! How dare you not do it!? ”

Shangguan Nengren's tears are about to fall: Spicy next door! Is there a mistake? In this case, it's obviously a man who forces a woman, why am I being forced by a woman!? What a man I am!

"Come on! Let my sister have a mouth first, hehehehe......" Xu Jingru lowered her head, and she was about to have a flaming red lip.

"Ya Butterfly!" Shangguan was able to cover his mouth with his hands full of grief and indignation.

I! Competent people! Pure gentlemen! How can you give in to a woman!? Absolutely not!

"Huh? Dare to resist? Get your hands off the way! Xu Jingru kissed the back of Shangguan's hand, her willow eyebrows were upside down, and she was angry!

Grabbed the hands of the functional man with both hands: "Let go!" Do you let go? If you don't let go, don't blame me for being unkind! ”

Shangguan Nengren covered his mouth tightly, leaving a gap, and tears of humiliation overflowed in his eyes: "I won't let go even if I die!" Demon! Even if you get my body, you won't get my heart! ”

"All I want is you! Your heart? Love to whomever to whom! Xu Jingru grabbed the wrists of Shangguan's hands and pulled them to both sides, but Shangguan's strength was too great, and Xu Jingru couldn't break it with all her strength.

"Don't let go yet!" Xu Jingru was really angry!

"Don't loosen! Death is not loose! "Shangguan can make a heart, say not loose! It's not loose!

"Good!" Xu Jingru gritted her teeth: "Don't let go, right!" Then don't blame me for being ruthless! ”

"What means do you have...... Oh! ”

When Shangguan was able to resist, he was not bad for a while, but Xu Jingru grabbed the key point with one hand! Xu Jingru shot out angrily, not paying attention to the severity, accompanied by a wail of broken eggs, Shangguan was full of cows, and cold sweat slid down his cheeks.

"I ......" two lines of candle tears slid down his cheeks: "My balls, ahhh ”

The sad Shangguan person, after Xiang Beibei's three consecutive broken eggs, was actually 'poisoned' by Xu Jingru for the fourth time.

Seeing Shangguan Nengren covering his eggs with his hands, curled up on the sofa in cold sweat, Xu Jingru's wine also woke up, and slapped his face with both hands: "I...... What did I just do? ”

Shangguan is full of bulls: my brother was actually 'drunk' by a woman...... After a period of tossing and turning, outside the KTV, Shangguan Neng walked on the road expressionlessly, and his back was extremely gloomy.

Xu Jingru drove the seven-handed Alto to follow the Shangguan person, poked her head out of the car window, and apologized again and again: "Brother, it's my sister who is not good, I blame my sister for not drinking so much, my sister is unintentional, can you forgive my sister?" This is too far from the school, is it okay to let my sister send you? Is it good to get in the car? My sister promised never to do it again......"

Even though Xu Jingru said that her saliva was dry and her mouth was worn out, Shangguan Nengren ignored her, holding balls between her legs and moving forward silently.

He's not angry with Xu Jingru, he's angry with the balls!

Something that doesn't get angry! Isn't that three feet enough?

That's enough? Enough feet, changed hands again, right? I swear, when I get home tonight, I will use my mana to strengthen you, and I will strengthen you into steel balls and iron eggs, making you cheap!

Shangguan was able to speak, Xu Jingru was full of remorse, although she was a little suspected of going crazy with alcohol at that time, in fact, she knew very well that her mind was very clear at that time, but the depression that had been suppressed in her heart for many days was too heavy, and she took this opportunity to explode uncontrollably.

Looking back now, Xu Jingru is even more remorseful, if it weren't for the desperate resistance of Shangguan people, maybe she would really spoil Shangguan people, then she would really have no face to see people.

"Brother......" Xu Jingru's eyes were full of gratitude: "Fortunately, you are a 'strong' boy, otherwise my sister's life would be over, it is my sister's mistake, my sister always says that you are not a man, in fact, you are more manly than any man!" ”

Shangguan Nengren stopped, turned his head to look at Xu Jingru, Xu Jingru hurriedly stopped, his face full of sincerity: "Brother, my sister really knows that she is wrong, you forgive my sister!" ”

Shangguan is originally a soft-hearted person, especially for women, who are soft-hearted like tofu, which will break when touched.

Xu Jingru sincerely apologized for such a violent temper, he didn't want to be unforgiving, besides, when he encountered this kind of thing, although he was the one who 'suffered', but from the perspective of social concepts, he should also be the one who took advantage, right? Even some perverts will scold him for being stupid ×, and he actually rejected such a good opportunity, which is really stupid ×.

"Do you really know it's wrong?" Shangguan people don't think they are stupid, he thinks that a man should have his own ethics, he can't walk when he sees a woman, it's not a woman he likes and likes himself, Shangguan can people resolutely won't touch it, he will touch Xin Yuyuan, he will touch Beibei, but he will never touch Zhang Tingting, Liu Yilan, and Xu Jingru!

Everyone can laugh at him for being stupid! Laugh at him idiot! But this is the little stubbornness in his heart, only if I like it deeply, and she likes me deeply, I will ...... "Really, really." Xu Jingru nodded again and again: "Sister can swear!" ”

Shangguan looked at her, saw that her expression did not seem to be fake, nodded slightly, and turned around and walked to the other side of Alto.

Xu Jingru was overjoyed, and immediately opened the car door, and Shangguan was able to bend down and get in, and said lightly: "If this kind of thing happens again in the future, I ......"

"No, no, no!" Xu Jingru shook her head again and again, and said: "Sister swears that this is the last and only time, and my sister will never use force against you in the future, if you violate this oath...... If this oath is violated...... Oh, yes! ”

Xu Jingru took out the water gun and handed it to Shangguan Nengren: "If you violate this oath, you will shoot your sister to death with a gun!" ”

Competent man: "......"

Rubbing his head: "The words seem to be right, why doesn't it sound right?" ”

Xu Jingru said with a smile: "That's right, this gun will be used for your self-defense in the future, don't look at it as a water gun, but the simulation degree has reached more than 95%, and the weight is no different from the real gun, if there is a hooligan besieging you in the future, you will take out the gun, and you will definitely be able to suppress them." ”

Competent man: "......"

Playing with the water gun, it's really similar to a real gun, and at the moment, the functional person has not absorbed the D-level firearm ability, so it is still E-level, but the E-level firearm ability has allowed him to skillfully use and disassemble, assemble the firearm, the shell of this water gun is exactly the same as the real gun, but the internal structure has been changed slightly, and it has become the water gun in front of him.

In the case of water guns, this is too realistic, and it is impossible to sell them on the market, unless ...... Shangguan Nengren looked up and asked, "This water gun can't be modified by you with a real gun, right?" ”

"Huh? How do you know? Xu Jingru's answer made Shangguan people cry and laugh: "Sister, how lacking you are!" It's a real gun that you changed to a water gun, and you're too loser! Don't you care about it in this police station? ”

"Tube?" Xu Jingru said: "This was seized from the robbers when I went on a mission, the police station is not numbered at all, I was afraid that it would be wasted, so I hid one myself, and I was afraid that someone would find out, so I changed the parts of the water gun, hehe, foolproof." ”

Shangguan was sweating, and the water gun in his hand was heavier than Qianjun, which made him tremble all over.

"Don't be stunned, put it away!" Xu Jingru smiled: "When you grow up, I will replace the parts back and let you live the addiction of real guns." ”

Shangguan smiled bitterly: It is because of the police like you in our country that we ...... Forget it, a harmonious society, let's not talk about it.

In the end, the competent man still put away the water gun, for men, there is always an instinctive love for the gun, and the competent man is no exception, carefully putting the water gun into the inner pocket of his coat.

There is no need to trouble Xu Jingru about the transformation, with his E-level firearm ability, it can be seen that there is only an insignificant small part missing in this gun, he can change it when he goes to his father's shop and polishes it with aluminum alloy, but the gun can be changed, but there is no bullet, bullets This kind of thing needs special machinery to make, although Shangguan can also make it by hand, but it is too troublesome and not worth it, and if he is found out with a pistol, there will be no peace in the future.

For safety reasons, let's play as a water gun for self-defense!

While speaking, Alto arrived at an intersection, and when he was waiting for the red light, a traffic policeman came over with a wine tester and saluted: "Hello comrade, please pull over." ”

"What for!?" Seeing the wine tester, Xu Jingru became angry: "Dare to stop the old lady's car!" Do you know who the old lady is? Beware of the old lady who has peeled your skin! ”

Shangguan was able to sweat at the waterfall, and the traffic police were also stunned, frowned, took two steps back, looked at the license plate, a very ordinary license plate, and then looked at the car, huh...... Alto, who has seven hands, heard that you can buy one for 2,000 yuan......

(To be continued)