Chapter 3: Unreliable Abilities

At this moment of life and death, Li Yang's frightened eyes even saw the sharp canine teeth of the polar bear, and its white back molars, and the fishy smell in the bear's mouth almost made him faint!

Knowing that it was inevitable, he simply closed his eyes in despair, secretly begging the polar bear in his mind to please give him a good time, he was afraid of pain!

As soon as he closed his eyes, Li Yang felt a hot sensation coming from his body, as if he had fallen into a furnace, and a bright light came from his eyelids, making him open his eyes again!

Wow!

What's going on, as soon as Li Yang opened his eyes, he found that he was back on the beach just now!

Even the footprints he had just made on the beach were still so clear, the waves next to him were still slowly lapping on the beach, and even the coconut trees swaying slightly in the sea breeze not far away were telling him that this was the tropics, and there could be no such thing as a polar bear.

Could it be that everything just now was all an illusion?

He hurriedly touched his bare skin with his hand, and his skin was still as cold as iron to tell him that he had definitely been frozen in the ice and snow just now!

He smelled something bad about his neck, and looked down, damn it, that polar bear actually spilled saliva on himself just now, can this still be fake?

Li Yang's brain was running at high speed, he almost didn't become an idiot, he really couldn't think of what happened just now, if it was an illusion, why was his body cold, and there was something suspected of polar bear saliva left on his body?

The star brain in space found out about Li Yang's predicament, and immediately laughed happily, and the hall of the UFO control room was filled with the same laughter as Li Yang.

After feeling that it was endless fun to capture Li Yang, it closely followed Li Yang's every move in space, ready to yin him again at any time, and dared to think of his great flying saucer as a monitor, which was simply unreasonable!

By the way, what is the monitor, Starbrain began to think again.

Li Yang suddenly thought that he had arrived at a place that looked like the North Pole before, and it seemed to have something to do with the sentence he scolded.

So he thought for a moment, then raised his middle finger and shouted at the sky: "Thief, you kind of sent me to the African savannah!" ”

His eyes widened this time, but he felt that the vision in front of him was like water ripples fluctuating for a moment, and the scene had all changed, but when he saw where he was, he almost fainted!

Damn, this time it's a little hotter, not as cold as the North Pole, but it's not as dangerous!

He found himself in the middle of a group of African lions, and his arrival made more than 20 lions who were lying on the ground taking a nap five or six meters away suddenly raise their heads and wake up!

The whole group of lions didn't seem to be interested in him as an uninvited guest, and the large group of lionesses even sneezed a few times, looked sideways at Liyang, and still lay motionless on the ground, while a group of small lion monsters next to them screamed a few times and hid to the side.

Seeing that these lions seemed to be relatively friendly, Li Yang secretly breathed a sigh of relief, and was about to tiptoe to the side to escape.

When the lioness saw that he was leaving, her expression changed and she turned over and crawled up, and her throat was low, as if to warn him that it would be rude to say goodbye.

Suddenly, the yellow shadow next to him flashed, and a male lion pounced from the one-meter-high grass, and this guy came up silently and was a big killer!

When its bloody mouth was about to bite Li Yang's head, there was another ripple in the scene in front of Li Yang...

Damn, it's back on the beach just now!

Li Yang looked around dejectedly and walked towards the coconut tree in the distance.

He was wondering if he had obtained some kind of special ability, as long as he scolded God, he could go to the place he wanted, if that was the case, wouldn't God be too cheap?

It seems that things are not bad, and it is a matter of seconds to go back to school by yourself, and you only need to scold a thief!

Thinking of this, he quickly stood still, raised his middle finger and scolded at the sky: "Thief God, there is a kind of you who sent Lao Tzu to Lao Tzu School to try!" ”

As a result, this time he was dumbfounded, and after waiting for a long time, there was still no movement!

Could it be that the orientation is wrong?

They dared to see Sa Yazi running to where he was standing just now, and shouted again: "God, there is a kind of you to send Lao Tzu back to school to try!" ”

Still no response!

The star brain in space is thinking, Lao Tzu knows that you want to go back to school, but he won't let you go back, what can you do!

Just now I sent Li Yang to the polar bear, and then to the lion's den, naturally the star brain was deliberately funny, and it was very comfortable to see Li Yang deflated.

Li Yang stood there dumbfounded, wondering what was wrong.

He wanted to try to teleport to other places, but he didn't dare to try the African savannah of the Arctic Circle, he understood that he seemed to be very bit back, as long as he went to these places, it was estimated that he would definitely fall into the mouth of the beast, and if he teleported to the Amazon rainforest, he would definitely fall into the piranha pile, or the mouth of the python.

It's more reliable to go to the metropolis, at least there are no of these dangerous creatures.

"Thief God, there is a kind of you teleporting Lao Tzu to the Statue of Liberty in the United States!" Liyang shouted again.

The water ripples in the field of vision in front of him appeared again, and in an instant, Liyang really arrived at the Statue of Liberty!

But this time it was even more mysterious than the previous two, and he actually stood on top of the god's head!

Li Yang looked around, and just as he was still shouting loudly for the success of his smuggling, a helicopter flew over, and the heavily armed policemen on the helicopter suddenly noticed that someone had climbed on top of the Statue of Liberty, and the expression on his face was very wonderful.

When he subconsciously raised the large-caliber machine gun in his hand and ordered Liyang to surrender, the powerful cyclone generated by the rotor of the helicopter directly blew Liyang down!

"Damn, Lao Tzu just arrived in the United States and hung up in a few seconds, it seems that smuggling is really not fun," Li Yang cursed in a low voice in mid-air.

Just as he was about to become the first person to commit suicide by falling from the Statue of Liberty, his rapidly descending body vanished.

"Was Lao Tzu dazzled just now? Fack! Lao Tzu clearly saw a figure fall from the Statue of Liberty just now! The big-nosed American policeman with a large-caliber machine gun said angrily.

"Brother, tell you not to drink when you are on a mission, you don't listen, hehe, you must have drunk too much cat urine!" The helicopter pilot quipped.

Could it really be that Lao Tzu was wrong? This can't be, there was obviously someone where he was just now! It seems that he will quit drinking in the future, otherwise he will have to make a big mess, the big-nosed policeman scratched his unkempt yellow hair with a look of annoyance.

The next moment, Li Yang returned to the beach just now, and then he began to make a crazy attempt, but the result became more thrilling and more desperate every time!

He tried to get the thief to send him to the Eiffel Tower, but the result was hanging on the lightning rod towering above the Eiffel Tower, and just as he was secretly glad that at least his life was not in danger, and he could enjoy the French style before going back, but the sky was cloudy, and a lightning bolt struck, directly hitting his small body .......

Just before Liyang's body was turned into charcoal by lightning, he returned to the familiar beach again without danger.

He wanted to go to the vicinity of the Sydney Grand Theatre in Australia, but he landed squarely on the eggshell-like smooth dome of the Grand Theatre, and the next second it began to slide down, and the result was of course tragic...

After that, he crossed Thailand, was dragged to cut a ladyboy, crossed Germany, landed on a highway with no speed limit, and was almost hit and killed by a car with a speed of 200 miles per hour! Travel across Canada and land in a pack of hungry wolves! All kinds of misfortunes can be said to be indescribable.

In fact, it can be summed up in one sentence, that is, he has traveled to more than ten countries in twenty minutes, and the process is thrilling and exciting, but he has not gained anything except that his liver is scared and thumped!

At the same time, he also found something that made him collapse, as long as he wanted to go back to school, he must have failed, even if he knelt down and begged the thief, let alone his own school, even as long as he was touched by the edge of China, he would definitely not be able to cross!

After discovering that his special function was very unreliable, Li Yang was completely chilled, and when he thought of his current situation, he couldn't help but feel sad.

"God, I beg you, please send me back to school, I don't dare to scold you anymore!" Li Yang knelt down against the sea and couldn't help but burst into tears.

The star brain in space suddenly had a sad feeling, and it whispered in Liyang's mind: "Don't cry, I'll send you back." ”

When Li Yang was surprised where the sound came from, the scene around him changed again, and his eyes were dark, and he couldn't see anything.

After a while, Li Yang's eyes slowly adjusted to the darkness, and he realized that he had fallen to the ground with a broken sack at his feet!

Grabbing the broken sack, Li Yang's face was full of anger.

He remembered that he should have been beaten by this broken sack just now, and he couldn't help but scold: "Who is plotting against Lao Tzu, there is a kind of coming at Lao Tzu openly, what kind of ability is it to secretly blackmail?" ”

"Hey, who are you scolding, did Lao Tzu still throw you on that broken island, so that your mouth can be cleaner?" Li Yang's words sounded in his mind.

"Who are you? Ah, are you a ghost? Li Yang looked around in horror, but there was no one around.

"Don't look at it, I'm communicating with you with my consciousness, you don't have to talk, as long as you think about it, I'll know it right away." Said the star brain inside the flying saucer in space.

"Hell!"

Li Yang shouted, hurriedly threw away the sack in his hand, pushed up the bicycle on the ground and rode it hurriedly!

"Hehe, don't panic, as long as you are honest, I won't fix you anymore. By the way, you just asked me who I am, who am I? It seems like I'm a flying saucer, no, a flying saucer shouldn't be able to speak human language, am I really a ghost? No, the ghost is so ugly, it's not a ...... like me," Star Brain instilled a series of voices into Li Yang's head.

Li Yang stared at the bicycle desperately, and thought sadly, he seemed to have a little mental problem, he should have been beaten stupid by those bad guys!