Chapter 4 It turned out to be a flying saucer doing weird
In the dark night, Li Yang was crying for his head while digesting and absorbing the chatter of the star brain, and the longer he listened, the more he felt that he was terminally ill.
The back of his head was hit hard, and he shook his head vigorously, he really felt a little dizzy, and now he was not riding in a straight line, and he seemed to be drunk, which also made Li Yang's judgment that his brain was sick.
Turning a corner in the alley, he almost hit the garbage bin next to the road, and under the dim street lamp, a dirty brown curly-haired stray dog popped out of the garbage can.
This puppy was only half a meter long, snorted at Li Yang, and bit down on his right foot with a snort!
At this moment of lightning and thunder, a light that could not be seen by the naked eye suddenly shot out from the lower part of the flying saucer in space, shining on this puppy, a burst of light blue smoke rose, and the puppy on the ground was suddenly gone!
"Ah, how come there is no such abominable puppy?" Li Yang escaped, but he was terrified.
"It's nothing, I evaporated it from the world, how about it, you have to thank me this time, right?" The voice of the star brain sounded in Li Yang's mind.
Li Yang hurriedly stopped the car, ran back and leaned over to look around the garbage can, there was indeed no trace of the puppy!
What is the evaporation of the world, how can a good life be gone, this is too terrifying, Li Yang scratched his head and meditated.
"It's going to bite you, so naturally you should die!" Li Yang's words sounded in his mind.
At this time, Li Yang suddenly found out what he was thinking, and he would know what seemed to be this ghost-like thing. He felt that his brain was sick and could no longer explain why the puppy had no problem all of a sudden, so he forcibly suppressed the fear in his heart and began to try to communicate with the star brain with his thoughts.
"Who the hell are you?" Li Yang asked.
"I really don't know who I am, it seems that in the words of you earthlings, my name is UFO." Star Brain replied.
"Hehe, if you call it a flying saucer, I'll call it an aircraft carrier! Did you really hurt that puppy just now? ”
"Yes."
"How did you make such a puppy gone?"
"It's not that it's gone, it's just gasified. Actually, I could have thrown him on a desert island as punishment, just like I tossed you before, but I hated it when I saw it dirty, so I just destroyed it. ”
"Ah, you left me with the polar bear for a while, and on the African savannah for a while? Could it be that the things I saw before were really not hallucinations? ”
"Of course it's not an illusion, I can tell you responsibly that you have really been to more than ten countries just now, haha!"
"I don't believe it, you can send me back to that island now!"
As soon as Li Yang's words fell, he felt that the light in front of him was too bright, and immediately closed his eyes.
After a long time of adapting to the strong light, he slowly opened his eyes and found that he had indeed arrived at the island! The familiar beach, the cool sea breeze, and even the footprints I just stepped on are all vivid!
Earned!
Li Yang suddenly found that he seemed to have picked up a treasure!
"Can you take me anywhere? You're really amazing! Li Yang greeted Reagan Star Brain in his mind.
"That's nature, as long as you have enough energy, it's all a piece of cake. Haha, you kid finally have a good word! ”
"Why do you sound the same as mine?"
"In the words of you earthlings, it should be that I have fused your thoughts, and I will naturally speak exactly the same as you."
"Do you have no body, and you are stored in my brain like a ghost?"
"Nonsense, Lao Tzu's body is much stronger than yours, if it weren't for Lao Tzu feeling uncomfortable letting you get into your stomach, let you see it now. By the way, you used to use me as a monitor, have you forgotten? ”
"What monitor? Hehe, don't lie to me, I feel like you're a ghost, tell me the truth, are you a ghost, or a fox fairy, or an old demon in Montenegro or something? ”
Li Yang suddenly felt the scene in front of him flash, and suddenly came to the inside of the UFO control room.
Looking at the platform that emitted a soft white light, and the faint blue light above his head, Li Yang opened his mouth in surprise, enough to fill an egg.
"Haha, see me, you are now in my belly, do you dare to say that I am an old demon of Montenegro or something? I've said it all, my body is much stronger than yours! ”
Yang Ming suddenly found that there was an additional light curtain in front of him, and a huge saucer-shaped object appeared on it, and while explaining to him how strong and beautiful its body was, Xing Brain used the light curtain to show Yang Ming the layered structure of his body.
"Ah, so you're a flying saucer!" After Li Yang spent two minutes figuring out the body structure of the Star Brain, he couldn't help but shout.
The flying saucer is a standard circle, about a kilometer in diameter, about a hundred meters thick, and has a diamond-shaped facet, and it contains tens of thousands of rooms, the largest of which is the size of a football field, and the smallest of which can only accommodate one person to rest.
The power used in the flying saucer is an object called star crystal, colorless and transparent, as radiant as a diamond, and what is incongruous with the huge body of the spaceship is that its power part is only the size of a small house of twenty square meters.
"That's what you earthlings say, I have a better name for Gilliston Planet, it's Starship." Star Brain said disdainfully.
"Oh my God, you actually gave me a flying saucer!" Li Yang cupped his head and said in ecstasy.
"Fart, God should have given me your kid. If you dare to talk nonsense, Lao Tzu will throw you into the sea to feed the sharks now! "Star Brain was angry.
Li Yang is like being splashed with a basin of cold water, it seems that this bullshit flying saucer is not small, and he actually follows him.
Helplessly, he spread his hands and said, "We're good friends, right?" By the way, I look at your fuel, why is it so much like a diamond? ”
"To use the name of you earthlings, it's diamonds. It is also called star crystal in our planet, and in other galaxies it is also called fairy crystal, spar and so on. ”
"I'm dizzy, what a diamond! Flying saucer brother, can you give a few pieces to my little brother, a diamond the size of a human head, I have never heard of it before! ”
"Think beautifully, these things Lao Tzu looks at as if they were his surname, and I would have died without them! In fact, now I don't have much energy reserves, and I came to Earth to find star crystals as fuel, who knows that before the work has been carried out, these aliens will be slaughtered by Lao Tzu, and I know that it is good to keep some as coolies. ”
"Well, forget it, since you're so expensive, I don't want it. What are you guys burning badly, burning diamonds! Lao Tzu was scared when he thought about it! ”
After figuring things out, Li Yang quickly asked the flying saucer to send him back to his bicycle, and in the blink of an eye, he returned to the garbage can next to the dark street, pushed up the tattered bicycle on the ground, and continued to pedal towards the Baihua Alley.
Now he is not afraid of the star-brain sounds that appear in his head from time to time, but he is also slowly getting used to it, and now he can use the flying saucer to communicate with various things while riding a bicycle.
"Aren't you going to Baihua Lane, I can send you over at once."
"Oh, don't, I'll be mistaken for a monster in that case!"
"Where are you going?"
"Perform hip-hop to make money."
"Isn't it just a hundred, a lot? Why do I feel like you don't want to go anywhere, but you want to fall in love with a chick named Wang Yuxin? ”
What he thinks, the flying saucer will know immediately, which makes Li Yang feel very helpless, and from then on he has no ** in front of it at all.
"This ...... I can't explain it to you. With this 100 yuan, my mother and I can buy a lot of food and drink, or pay a few days' rent. ”
Li Yang chatted with the UFO Star Brain like this, and rode the car quickly, and soon came to the Hundred Flowers Lane.
He pedaled his car down a small alley and rode inside, and found that many people were walking out of the alley, and when he made his way through the crowd to a small brightly lit square, he found that something was wrong!
In what looks like a stage, many people are dismantling the shelves made of steel pipes, and it looks like the show is over.
Li Yang tossed and turned on the road, and went to more than ten countries in the middle, delaying for more than an hour, it is strange that he can keep up.
Li Yang, who was very ashamed, rode over on a car, and saw a man with a big waist from afar, pushing his thin mother to the ground, and shouted: "Didn't I say, your son will get out of you in less than half an hour?" Now that our show is over, that bastard boy has no shadow yet, and it is natural for Lao Tzu to deduct your salary this month! Get out, if you dare to mess around here again, Lao Tzu will be unkind to you! ”
Liyang's mother was pushed by him and fell to the ground, and immediately got up again, grabbed the fat man's arm and cried: "Woo, head of the regiment, I have nothing to say if you drive me away, but you have to give me a salary of 1,200 yuan this month, and I will have to pay the rent in two days, and my Yangzi will also have to pay living expenses, Lao Li is still sick in bed, we can't do without this money!" ”
"Fuck you, don't mention that waste Li Tianjun to Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu just won't give you money, you can sue wherever you like!"
The fat head kicked Liyang's mother in the chest and kicked her to the ground directly!
As soon as Li Yang saw that this regiment leader actually dared to bully his mother, he was furious, and directly threw the bicycle aside, flew up and pounced, he raised his fist and punched the fat regiment leader's fleshy nose, and directly hit him with a nosebleed!
Li Yang's figure is one meter eight, only one hundred and thirty pounds, and he seems to be thin, but he is full of tendon meat when he practices hip-hop hard.
His fat hand swiped on his face, stained with slimy black blood, and screamed to pounce on Li Yang and play with him. It's a pity that he moved too slowly, and as soon as he stretched out his arm, Li Yang's feet arrived, kicking directly on his waist, and his huge body fell heavily to the ground.
"Ah, Aunt Wang, pull your wolf cub son! It's painful to die! The fat head clutched his chest and sat on the ground screaming like a pig.
Liyang's mother hurriedly got up and hugged Liyang's legs, crying: "Child, don't fight, it's all mom's fault, woo, I shouldn't let you come out to perform hip-hop to make money!" ”
"Dare to hit my mother, it's light to hit you twice!" Li Yang hugged his thin mother, tears streaming down his face.
The actors from the surrounding song and dance troupe who were familiar with his mother came to persuade each other, and both sides suffered a small loss, so they gave up under the persuasion of everyone.
In the end, Li Yang's mother's salary still couldn't come out, and the head of the regiment said that he was uncomfortable and wanted to go to the doctor, so he directly blacked out the salary of 1,200 yuan.
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