Just when I was thinking about how to find an excuse to come up and announce my personal vendetta after returning to the underworld, a stupid and anxious voice suddenly sounded in my ears: "Lady, somersault, somersault!" ”

Somersault?

I pulled back my thoughts, opened my eyes, and saw a scene before me that almost scared my soul - the ground was less than a meter away from me, and a snake about the thickness of a middle finger was struggling to leap up, its wide, smelly mouth less than an inch from the tip of my nose!

Oh my mother!

I was a spirit, my body burst out with great potential, the strength of my whole body gathered to my waist, and I twisted hard - I landed successfully!

I have to say that the strength of the stupid big man is not covered, he threw it casually, coupled with my dexterous posture as light as a swallow, he really got out of the encirclement of the snakes (forgive me for my shameless confidence).

Thinking of the stupid big man, I hurriedly looked at him, only to see that in the dark, the tall man ran in the snake pile in a panic, and from time to time a snake straightened up and attacked, but he could only grab the deadly snake with his bare hands and tear them in half!

This is also cruel!

I swallowed, watched the stupid big man's murderous movements, and forgot to react for a while.

"Lady, run!"

Seeing that I was still standing there dumbfounded, the stupid big man yelled at me, and his panting voice told me that he was not at ease at all, at least not as easily as I saw it.

"Run, run!"

It's not right to leave the stupid big guy and run for his life alone, but in terms of the three-legged cat kung fu that I have just practiced for a month, staying will not only not help, but will also drag my feet, at this moment, running away is the most correct choice, and the stupid big man will not be constrained because he wants to save me.

I spread my feet and ran forward, even using the escape footwork that I had practiced in the underworld for two hundred and fifty years.

Although I am wide and fat, although my legs are thick and short, fortunately, the escape footwork is a peerless footwork that my godfather secretly learned from Yan Jun, even if my short, ugly and fat body is exerted, it has thrown the snakes away.

Suddenly, I abruptly stopped running for my life and slapped my head in frustration.

I remember when I first crossed over, because there was a fierce and ugly python in the Mei Mansion, I specially prepared a lot of male yellow powder, and later I learned that the python was a spirit animal in captivity by my wonderful father, and it would not attack me, so the male yellow powder did not come in handy, and I was thrown into the depths of the space bracelet.

With the snake repellent weapon of realgar powder in hand, why did I run away?

"Realgar powder!"

As soon as my mind moved, a palm-sized porcelain bottle appeared in my hand, I opened the cork to confirm that it was the realgar powder that I had not used since I bought it, I gritted my teeth, kicked my legs, and ran back in the direction I came.

Heavy footsteps came from ahead, accompanied by the rustling sound of some kind of mollusk crawling against the ground, and I resisted goosebumps, and shouted at the stupid big man, "This way! This way! ”

The stupid big man seemed to be stunned for a moment, and after this stunned effort, a thigh-thick python suddenly jumped out behind him.

"Be careful!"

My heart is in my throat, and at the same time, I am secretly anxious, such a thick python is much bigger than the spirit beast that my wonderful father kept in captivity, I don't know if the male yellow powder is useful to it!

The python's powerful tail pumped hard towards the stupid big one, I gasped, about five or six meters long python and less than two meters stupid big one, such a huge gap made my heart sink to the bottom, I didn't dare to look down anymore.

The next moment, however, my eyes widened in surprise.

I saw the stupid big one jump up one by one, and sensitively dodged the attack of the giant python, not only that, but he also took the time to turn around and slapped the giant python's tail hard.

The giant python was in pain, and attacked the stupid big man even more frantically, and the huge roar was deafening.

I woke up from my daze, holding the realgar powder in one hand, and performing escape footwork at my feet, I rushed towards the giant python with the tragic posture of a strong man breaking his wrist.

One person and one python in the struggle were stunned by my movements, quite a sense of the second monk being confused, but I didn't care if they were surprised or not, one jumped high, and I poured all the male yellow powder in my hand on the giant python.

"Roar!"

The male yellow powder stained its body, the giant python screamed in pain, its huge body convulsed and fell to the ground with a heavy muffled sound, it rolled, struggled, and the too heavy body rolled and crushed countless small snakes.

I don't know if it's my delusion, but I actually felt that this fist-sized cold snake pupil looked at me resentfully, and the thick reproach made my heart tremble.

"Lady, let's go!"

I came back to my senses, and took advantage of the fact that the giant python was poisoned by the yellow powder and had no time to take care of us, and hurriedly fled with the stupid big man.

In the darkness, I couldn't make out the direction, and I could only feel the wide and powerful palm of the stupid big man.

"Roar!"

The angry roar of the python came from behind me, followed by the sound of the rumbling tail whipping a heavy object, and the stumbling of my feet, I looked back uneasily, and for some reason, the resentful eyes of the python always appeared in my mind.

"Lady, where are we going?"

After running a long distance, the stupid big man stopped and asked me breathlessly.

I looked at him, and he was looking at me innocently with wide, obsidian eyes.

Such a stupid-looking stupid big guy can not only keep calm at a critical moment, but also lead me to escape with ease, should I say that he has a big heart, or ...... He pretending to be stupid?

I habitually squinted my eyes and scrutinized the dirty, goofy man in front of me.

"Lady, your eyes are gone."

The stupid big man grinned and grinned, revealing a mouthful of white teeth, and the white luster was particularly scary in the dark night.

I'm angry!

Is this guy reminding me of the fact that my eyes are small?

Syllable!

A slap on his head, I gritted my teeth and said, "You know what, little eyes spotlight!" ”

Flattened mouth, stupid big aggrieved blinked at me with obsidian eyes, it looked like a puppy about to be abandoned by its owner.

I took two deep breaths and kept reminding myself not to be like a fool, or I would be pulled down by my IQ.

Thinking about it like this, my heart is really much more comfortable, I smiled and raised my hand to touch the stupid big man's head, I felt like I really had an extra pet dog, and I suddenly felt satisfied: "Let's go, go back to the camp!" ”

Don't get me wrong, it's not that I like to see Kou Huaizhun's stinky face and Mei Huaxue's hypocritical appearance, it's really that I can't bear to be a good guy in my family, that's the mount I bought for ten gold coins!

Amitabha, I hope that Kou Huaizhun is already asleep, so that I can steal my family out and run away without knowing it!