"Poof!"

I almost squirted out a mouthful of hundred-year-old blood, stared at the small eyes and gave me a stupid big look, and I slapped him again angrily: "You idiot, you are a man, a man!" Where did the boobs come from! ”

Suddenly, the air pressure around him suddenly dropped, like a sign before someone went berserk.

I shuddered in my heart, and cautiously turned my head to look at Kou Huaizhun, only to see that the face, neck, and even clothes of this thing were stained with a lot of white slimy things.

Belch......

The corners of my mouth twitched, and I suddenly remembered that although I hadn't been able to squirt out a mouthful of hundred-year-old blood just now, I had squirted out the steamed bun that I was chewing in my mouth.

Oops, I'll go! I only have these two steamed buns left, okay? I was so hungry that I took a big bite, but I wasted it all because of a stupid big word.

I feel so distressed! My flesh hurts!

But I know that this is not the time for heartache, nor is it the time for physical pain.

Seeing that Kou Huaizhun was about to go crazy, I pulled up the stupid big man and ran away in one breath, and while running, I didn't forget to turn around and shout to Kou Huaizhun and Mei Huaxue: "What's that, let's go find out if there is any water nearby, relax and wait for a comfortable bath!" ”

As the eldest lady of the Mei family, I have to worry about the comfort of my fiancé and sister, and I am moved by my own responsibility.

But obviously, Kou Huaizhun was not moved at all.

As soon as I turned around, Kou Huai's black face, which almost melted into the night, was less than an inch behind me, and his two beautiful eyes flashed with rage, and he gritted his teeth as if he was going to eat me alive.

I was shocked, and with a "whoosh", the fat and short legs burst out with huge potential, and I was stunned to pull the stupid big man out of the distance, and when I turned around, Kou Huaizhun was gone.

I stopped my running legs suddenly, panting and patting my trembling chest, my legs were so weak that I could barely stand, and I could only half-lean on the stupid big man's body: "You...... You look back...... He...... Did you chase it? ”

The stupid big man looked back for a moment and shook his head honestly: "No." ”

I breathed a sigh of relief, and before I could lift the loose breath, the stupid big innocent sentence made me goosebumps rise: "Lady, what are these colorful things under our feet?" ”

I looked down and saw that we were surrounded by a dense network of colorful snakes, these small things that were not much thicker than the thumb were staggered and swallowing cold letters, and countless triangular snake pupils emitted a strange green light, which was particularly terrifying in this dark night.

My legs went limp, and I stumbled to the ground.

"Snake ...... What a lot of snakes! Mom, godfather, help! ”

In the gentle night breeze, I heard my own trembling voice.

At this moment, the only thing that can support me is the stupid big guy next to me.

"The lady is not afraid, and me!"

I don't know if it's my delusion, at this moment, I actually feel stupid and full of manhood that cannot be ignored, leaning on him, through the thin summer clothes, I can feel his tight muscles.

His chest was very broad, and the warm breath came from his chest, but I jumped out of my head with a sentence: "Silly big man, your chest is not soft at all, very, very hard!" ”

The stupid big man's body seemed to stiffen, and it didn't seem to be, and I had no time to think, because he grabbed the two tuos on my chest, pinched them, and muttered thoughtfully: "The lady is right, the chest is soft......"

I had a mouthful of hundred-year-old blood in my throat, and I swallowed it hard.

My face was hot, and I grabbed his two hands, opened my mouth and bit down.

The stupid big man snorted, wrinkled his face and said to forgiveness: "Lady, light, light!" ”

The voice of the soul and the ambiguous words, if you are unaware, you will definitely blush and heartbeat when you listen to it.

Rustle, rustle.

The sound of some kind of soft creature rubbing the ground as it crawled came to my ears, and I suddenly lost the mood to deal with this stupid big man, and my legs trembled out of nowhere, I hugged the stupid big man's arms, pointed to the dense snakes on the ground and asked, "There are so many snakes, what should I do?" ”

In the moments when we were fighting, the place around us was covered with dense snakes three feet away, and the big and colorful insects were happily swallowing the letters. With a piece of fat as big as mine, it's enough for all of their members to have a full meal.

The stupid big man clenched my hand, and the wide palm actually had a reassuring power: "Lady, I am here." ”

Although hearing such a masculine sentence at this time is something that all heroines dream of, but, I'm not a heroine, I'm just a bitter coercion who was kicked into a different time and space by my godfather, and seeing that the encirclement of the snakes is getting smaller and smaller, I want to cry.

"Big brother, what's the use of having you? Can you still fly with me? ”

The snakes in this place, unless we can fly or escape to the ground, we can only make dinner for the worms tonight, right?

It is true that when I was in the underworld, I once learned a very subtle set of escape footwork, but to perform the escape footwork, it must be on the premise that there is a way to escape, okay?

The dense snakes in this place almost sealed the land within ten meters in front of them, and there was no place for her to occupy her toes, if she wanted to escape, she couldn't do it!

Probably because of the stupid relationship, the stupid big man didn't look nervous at all, and he didn't look half panicked, seeing that the snakes were getting closer and closer to the two of them, he suddenly said: "Lady, I'll send you out!" ”

I was stunned for a moment and slapped him on the head: "You are stupid, if I can get out, will I still use you to send it?" ”

The stupid big man blinked his obsidian-like eyes aggrievedly, but did not explain, just simply and rudely replaced the answer with action.

When I was in the air by his strong arms, I thought, maybe this thing dislikes me that this fat man is too cumbersome, and wants to feed me to the snake, so he can take the opportunity to escape!

To tell the truth, I'm not afraid of death at all, I have lived in the underworld for more than 250 years, and the time spent on being a ghost is more than ten times more than that of being a person, and I have long been accustomed to the grass and trees in the underworld, and even the sky in the underworld is always gray, I also feel very kind.

If it weren't for my godfather saying that he owed me a life and had to pay it back, it would be nice for me to be an idler in the underworld.

However, after only being a person for a month, I returned to the underworld to report, and I can foresee that the expression on my godfather's shriveled old face after seeing me must be very wonderful, especially since I was thrown into a snake pile as bait by the stupid big man I rescued, and was gnawed to death by the snake.

Although the underworld has rules that ghosts can't disturb the order of the world, but stupid big man, I won't let you go!