"What does a big man look like!" Xu Jingru raised her eyebrows: "I look down on you like this, I don't have any manliness at all." ”

The clay man still has three points of earthiness, and the pseudo-mother also has three points of anger, Shangguan Nengren snorted coldly and picked up the microphone: "You forced me, don't blame me if something happens later!" ”

"What could happen? Sing if you want to, what so much nonsense! Xu Jingru snorted.

"Good!" Shangguan stood up, walked to the jukebox, and ordered a song "Love Trading".

Seeing that Shangguan was able to order this song, Xu Jingru smiled disdainfully: "The older children still love to buy and sell!" ”

Shangguan Nengren ignored her, after the melody sounded, there was still a period of time before singing, Shangguan Nengren suddenly came to an opening rap with the microphone, this singing didn't matter, Xu Jingru suddenly thundered, and the power was petrified.

"Medicine! Check Trouble! Pancake fruit comes to a set! An egg is a dollar! I like crispy noodles! Chili bean curd and chopped shallots! Iron plate shovel small wooden brush! Medicine! Check Trouble! Put some noodle sauce to sweeten it a little! Eat it while it's hot like a fairy! Eribati! Black Enough Hey! Come with me! Verb great mercy verb! I said pancakes, you said yes! "Pancakes", "to", "pancakes", "to", Chek to make trouble, Chek to make trouble! Golden scent tastes good! ”

The whole broken gong voice learned to call a donkey, this half-middle rap, Xu Jingru hugged her head on the spot and wailed in pain: "Shut up!" Shut up! ”

"In the first place, you were going to separate, and if you were separated, you were separated...... Uh......" Shangguan was singing right, but Leng Buding was stopped by Xu Jingru loudly, and he was very unhappy: "What are you doing?" I haven't sung so well in years! ”

"You sing again!? If you sing again, I'll kill you! Without the noise of the donkey's barking, Xu Jingru's head was much refreshed, and she couldn't help but look at the cow: "It turns out that there are really singing people in the world!" I've always been a legend, but I didn't expect you kid to be a legend......"

"Uh...... Not really! Shangguan was able to scratch his head: "I sing ugly at most, how can it be so serious?" If you don't suffer and bear with me for a while, I'll finish singing this song......"

"Shut up!" Xu Jingru took out a pistol from her pocket: "Sing and kill you again!" ”

"Cut! Thought I didn't know it was a water gun! Shangguan pouted and threw the microphone: "Yes, you asked me to sing at the beginning, and I also said that don't blame me if something happens...... Ouch! You're really squirting! ”

Before he finished speaking, Shangguan was shot in the face by Xu Jingru's water gun, and Xu Jingru snorted: "Nonsense again!" No more nonsense won't shoot you in the face! ”

Shangguan Neng wiped his face and said with a wry smile: "Yes, I don't want to be shot by you, you can be merciful!" ”

Xu Jingru put away the water gun with a cold face, and rubbed her temples with a headache: "You little bastard, your good emotions have ruined you." ”

"You can't blame me, I don't want to sing." Shangguan Neng wiped his face clean and picked up his chopsticks: "You can sing it yourself!" I'll eat! ”

Hum! In the future, you beg your brother to sing, but my brother won't sing anymore! Don't wait!

"I can see that it was a mistake to bring you to KTV." Xu Jingru rarely smiled bitterly: "If you sing like this, how can I be in the mood?" Forget it, eat, eat and leave. ”

These words made Shangguan Nengren very embarrassed, and scratched his face: "Sister, what is that...... I ......"

"That's it!" Xu Jingru waved her hand impatiently: "The big man's family is not happy at all, hurry up and eat!" ”

Shangguan Nengren smiled bitterly: I'm not happy as a big man? You're a big woman, but you're overdoing it.

There are men in the world who are not like men, and there are women who are not like women, although Shangguan people do not think that they are not like men, but Xu Jingru is definitely not like women, this temper is typical of Zhang Sanye's resurrection.

After only three or two sips, a bottle of beer was drunk, and Xu Jingru frowned unwillingly looking at the empty wine bottle.

Shangguan can see that this is not enjoyable, but there is still a car parked outside!

Shangguan Nengren didn't dare to let her drink more, in order to prevent her from calling for wine, Shangguan Nengren handed over his bottle and said with a wry smile: "Sister, if you are at home, I will definitely not stop you, but bear with it outside!" Safety first. ”

"Humph!" Xu Jingru took the wine bottle and blew it into her mouth, and only after blowing did she remember: "You just drank?" ”

"Uh......" Seeing Xu Jingru's fierce gaze, Shangguan was in a cold sweat: "This...... I took a sip ......"

Staring at the competent person, Xu Jingru frowned, put down the wine bottle, and reprimanded: "Just drink it, what's so embarrassing?" I'm not one of those little girls who read a lot of romance novels, what is it to drink with a bottle? ”

Hearing this, Shangguan Nengren's eyes widened, and he was shocked: Sister V587 (mighty and domineering)!

However, the beer was given to Xu Jingru, and there was nothing to drink here, so Xu Jingru was quite considerate and ordered a bottle of drink, but by the way, she called herself two more bottles of beer...... Shangguan Nengren really didn't stop it, watching Xu Jingru drink most of the bottle in one gulp, and couldn't help wiping the cold sweat on his head: Sister, we won't have an accident halfway, right?

Full of wine and food, Xu Jingru laughed: "Today's meal is comfortable and enjoyable." ”

Hugging Shangguan's shoulders: "Brother, thank you, my sister hasn't been so happy for a long time." ”

It's been half a month, it's been a long time.

Maybe she drank a little too much, Xu Jingru's face was flushed, and she stuck to the competent person, and the fragrance of wine came out of her mouth, which made the competent person's heart beat a little fast.

"Sister, you've drunk too much." Shangguan smiled bitterly: "I said that if you come by car, safety first, you see your ......"

"Spoiled!" Xu Jingru turned her face on the spot, leaned back in annoyance, pulled her collar and gently fanned the wind: "Life is in the world, life is a pleasure, why do you have so many rules and regulations to restrain yourself?" Seek your own guilt! ”

Sister, what you say is too sorry, you are a people's policeman!

Shangguan Nengren smiled bitterly: "Okay! But you've drunk so much, what do you do if you meet someone checking alcohol on the way? ”

"Who dares to stop me?" Xu Jingru's willow eyebrows were upside down, and a bad anger came to her face: "The old lady killed him!" ”

Shangguan people waterfall sweat! Today, he repeatedly appreciated Xu Jingru's mighty and domineering, as well as being unreasonable.

It's magical! Can such a person also be a police officer?

Seeing that the competent person did not dare to speak, Xu Jingru snorted lightly, lay down abruptly, and pillowed her head on the thigh of the competent person.

"Uh...... Sister, what are you? The Shangguan was stunned.

"Don't make a noise, I want to do something." Xu Jingru crossed her hands on her chest and frowned.

Seeing her irritable look, Shangguan Nengren sighed lightly, took off his coat, and put it on Xu Jingru: "Don't fall asleep, I still have classes in the afternoon!" ”

Looking at the clothes on her body, Xu Jingru's face warmed, and she snorted lightly: "Don't worry!" This little bit of wine didn't make me fall asleep. ”

Shangguan Nengren smiled, poured a drink, and drank it slowly.

Xu Jingru closed her eyes, not knowing what she was thinking? In the private room, there was only the soft sound of Shangguan being able to drink a drink.

About ten minutes, Xu Jingru opened her eyes and looked at the face of the competent person from the bottom up, looking at it this way, it seemed that the face of the competent person was much thicker, and there was also a lot of momentum, Xu Jingru's eyes were hazy for a moment, and she said softly: "Brother......"

"Huh?" Shangguan Nengren looked down at Xu Jingru: "Finished thinking about it?" ”

Xu Jingru shook her head: "There are some things that I always can't figure out, I ask you ......"

Xu Jingru suddenly became very serious: "Is my sister very reckless and impulsive?" Like nobody's business? Scared? ”

"Uh......" The question was too sudden, but it was sharp.

Shangguan scratched his head: "Yes...... It's a little. ”

Words can't be said to death, lest Xu Jingru suddenly go crazy, be a man and leave a line, and see each other in the future!

"Do you really think so?" Xu Jingru's face changed suddenly, her eyes were as sharp as a knife, and she was frighteningly tight.

Shangguan is like a man on his back, and he is glad that he didn't say it to death just now, this Xu Jingru really said that he would turn his face, faster than turning a book.

"This ...... It's just a little bit, but it's not too serious. "Wipe the cold sweat, this girl is too difficult to serve.

Xu Jingru frowned and snorted coldly: "Left and right, villainous behavior!" ”

Embarrassment!

Shangguan was able to cry and laugh: "I'm not a human inside and out?" ”

"Humph!" Xu Jingru turned sideways, her face pale.

Shangguan Nengren shook his head and smiled bitterly, it was okay to meet such a sister.

There is still some time, Shangguan can people are idle at this time, the egg hurts, touch the trouser pocket, take out a bunch of keys, there are several keys on it, a nail clipper, an ear scoop, Shangguan can people use nail clippers to cut nails, nails cut and it's fine, simply use the ear picker to pick out the ears, and after a while, the ears are also finished, Xu Jingru is still thinking about life there.

Shangguan is getting more and more painful, why does time pass so slowly?

As soon as he lowered his head, he saw Xu Jingru's ears and eyes, and scratched his head: "Sister, what's that...... I'll pluck out your ears! ”

If you don't do something, Shangguan is really going to die.

Xu Jingru was stunned, and turned her head to look at the competent person.

Shangguan Nengren looked worried: Sister, give me some work! I can't stay idle.

Xu Jingru hummed lightly and turned her head: "Dig it!" ”

Shangguan Nengren breathed a sigh of relief: "Then I'll dig it, don't move!" ”

“…… Well. ”

Shangguan was able to wipe the ear scoop clean, blew it, and his eyes poked into Xu Jingru's ears like night vision goggles, and the earwax inside was clear.

Shangguan people carefully put the ear scoop into the ear hole, and gently took out the earwax, thinking that Xu Jingru usually pays more attention to the cleanliness of the ears, there is not much earwax in it, and soon the ears are cleaned, and the earwax is knocked on the coffee table in front of Xu Jingru by the Shangguan person, seeing his earwax, Xu Jingru's eyes flickered, and a smile appeared at the corner of his mouth.

In less than a minute, Shangguan Nengren was done, and said, "Sister, it's clean, you turn over, I'll take out that ear for you." ”

"Hmm." Xu Jingru turned over, revealing the ears of the other half of her face.

Shangguan people pulled the hair in Xu Jingru's ears behind their ears, took out the ear spoon and put it into the ear piercing, and gently took out the ear wax and knocked it on the coffee table, so in less than a minute, the Shangguan person finished the work again, and smiled: "Okay." ”

"Hmm." Xu Jingru turned over, lay on her back, and looked at the competent person with a hint of alcohol, with a delicate face, really ...... It's like a little shou!

(To be continued)