Chapter 1 A big stupid man fell from the sky

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The sunset was infinitely better, and I stood at the end of my fat and short shadow, looking at the handsome men and beautiful women behind me, silent.

Mei Huaxue, who was petite and had a beautiful face, rode on horseback, squinting at the handsome man who was neck with her, with a red face and a peach blossom with a human face.

The man beside her is tall and slender, with a face like a crown of jade, red lips and starry eyes, and his starry eyes are full of friendship for Mei Huaxue.

These two people are my fiancΓ© and my sister, although they are not close.

"Sister, you go slowly, people are so tired!"

The delicate voice that made people can't help but goosebumps interrupted my thoughts, I squinted at her, I guessed that my expression must be very funny now, the white fat and the bun have a fight on the face with the two eyes squinted, well, the face without eyes must be more like the bun.

"Miss Mei Er, it's the horse that walks, not you~"

Mei Huaxue's delicate complexion changed, her bright eyes were instantly filled with tears, and she looked at Kou Huaizhun pitifully: "Quasi-brother, look, my sister bullied me~"

Kou Huaizhun frowned and looked at me, and coldly ordered: "Mei Guo, apologize!" ”

Two people, four pairs of eyes fixed on me, I swear, I clearly saw the disgust in Kou Huaizhun's eyes and the smugness in Mei Huaxue's beautiful eyes.

At this moment, I felt as if I had swallowed a dead fly.

I swear if I hadn't known I couldn't beat this dog man, I'd have rushed up and scratched their faces!

Pursing his thin lips, which didn't match the big bun face, I smirked twice: "I'm sorry, I didn't know that Hua Xue's Maxima was so useless, and it couldn't even compare to the third-rate horse I bought with ten gold coins." You two talk slowly, I'll go ahead and wait for you two! ”

Mei Huaxue's face turned blue, I forced a smile and raised the whip and fell hard, the horse neighed in pain, and galloped wildly with four hooves.

I turned my head to look back, and in the billowing smoke, Mei Huaxue and Kou Huaizhun's faces were pale, comparable to the color palette.

After galloping for a few miles, the horse under its crotch raised its front hooves and let out a long mournful roar, and stopped at the bottom of a cliff and refused to take another step.

The afterglow of the setting sun stretched our shadows long, and I sighed heavily as I looked at the discordant shadow of the thin horse and the fat man on the ground.

"Ah Ya, I also want to reduce the burden on you and let you travel lightly, but your master and I have waited for more than 200 years and have not been able to cast a good baby, so you will just settle! Maybe if you practice, you will become a thousand miles away, and then you will have to thank your master and me! ”

Ah Yan's two big black eyes squinted at me, and I was embarrassed to find that I was actually despised by a horse worth ten gold coins!

With a snort, Ah obedient walked past me with its long, black tail three times in one step, leaving me with only a dashing back.

Oops, this stinky horse!

My little temper rose instantly, and I rolled up my flaxen-colored sleeves to reveal my arms that were the same as Mei Huaxue's thighs, and I wanted to go up and brush Uncle Ma's hair.

As soon as I took two steps, a black shadow fell from the sky, and the larger and larger shadow had a tendency to cover my shadow.

I glanced up and saw that it was a humanoid.

When it was too late, my brain twitched, and I stretched out my arms.

"Poof!"

"Whew!"

Fortunately, I have been diligent in cultivating for more than a month, and although the spiritual power in my body is meager, it can support my thick arms from being smashed into slag.

Although my arm was not smashed to slag, the pressure from my soft chest almost suffocated.

Sixteen years and one month as a man, two hundred and fifty years as a ghost, I swear that my soft delicate body has never been so close to a person.

I was saddened by the thick masculine aura coming from my body, and I burst out with a powerful force that I had never felt before, and with a single snort, I kicked down the man who was pressing on me.

"Hmm...... Pain, pain, pain! ”

A nice male voice came out of the mouth of the guy on the ground who couldn't see his face clearly, I squinted my eyes and looked at him coldly, and found that this guy had nothing but a little flower on his face, a little dirty on his body, a little messy hair, and a little stupid, and there was no trace of injury on his body!

I looked up at the cliff overhead, and the dense bushes blocked my view, and I couldn't see where the top of the cliff was!

Falling from such a great height, this guy is not only unscathed, but still able to stay awake, I think he is such a weirder freak than me!

"Mother, I'm hungry!"

I poured a mouthful of old blood into my throat, stared at the stupid freak in front of me, rushed forward with an arrow step and grabbed his collar, I said viciously: "You are the mother, your whole family is the mother!" ”

I must have looked horrible now, so much so that the freak looked at me in horror and cowered back as if I were the demon who chose to devour people.

Flat-mouthed, I feel extremely aggrieved, although I have more than 260 years of memory, although my current honor is fat and stubborn, but it has not reached the point of frightening.

Moreover, I am still innocent in two lifetimes, and now I am called a mother by a big man who can't see his appearance and age!

The freak was even more aggrieved than me, blinking his eyes more than twice as big as me, looking at me pitifully, his slightly pale lips closed one by one, and spit out words that made me crazy: "Mother, don't be angry, I must be obedient ......"

The happy mood of teasing Mei Huaxue and Kou Huaizhun was gone, and I wrinkled a bun and looked bitterly at the freak who couldn't get rid of it like a kraft candy, imagining Mei Huaxue and the two of them mocking after seeing this tall stupid big man, and scratching my heart and liver for a while.

"Relatives, I'm really not your mother! Don't look at my old face, I'm actually not as old as you! ”

The stupid big man didn't care what I said, and he couldn't see the obvious unwelcome look on my face, so he grabbed my sleeve firmly and called me softly in a nice voice: "Mother~"

My little temper! Shaking off the hand of the older mentally handicapped child, I walked in the direction of Ah Yan with a blushing face.

A woman's age has never been sacred that cannot be aged, and this guy has aged me again and again, even if my uncle can bear it, my aunt can't bear it!

Ah obedient snorted, and his big black eyes were full of schadenfreude, probably seeing that his owner was not in a good mood now, and he didn't fight against me anymore, and walked forward obediently under my tugging.

It was quiet behind me, as if no one was quiet, and I stopped my heavy steps, pursed my lips and hesitated for a long time, and finally couldn't help but turn around.

The stupid big man squatted on the spot and hugged his knees, looking at the direction I left with a stubborn expression, he bit his lower lip tightly, and when he saw me look over, he blinked at me with big bright eyes, moved his lips, but did not make a sound.

I understood the shape of his mouth, and the unspoken words were a loud - mother!

I was immediately deflated, waved my hand, and sighed listlessly: "Am I also stupid to deal with you fools?" ”

The stupid big man is not stupid at this time, grinning and showing his white teeth, running towards me happily.

I sighed resignedly, ready to explain a few words to him, so that he wouldn't scream again when I saw Mei Huaxue and the others.

Suddenly, there was a sound of horses' hooves in the distance, and I screamed in my heart, I really said Cao Cao Cao arrived! I hope this stupid big guy doesn't scream anything in front of Mei Huaxue, otherwise my face will be lost!

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