Chapter 2 My breasts are not soft

Under my repeated advice, the stupid big man didn't call me my mother anymore.

I nodded with satisfaction, and introduced in the skeptical eyes of Mei Huaxue and Kou Huaizhun: "This is ...... Brother Bao who fell from the sky, I just met. ”

Two pairs of eyes and four gazes were like searchlights that didn't stop at me and the stupid big man, and I grinned without revealing my guilt at all.

As the eldest lady of the Mei family, the largest family in the Guangle Country of the Firmament Continent, but a dirty and ugly stupid big man called Brother Bao, I think if I wasn't myself, I would never be able to understand it.

But but, but, who told me that I don't know what the stupid big guy is called?

Besides, who stipulated that only Sister Lin could fall from the sky, so Brother Bao couldn't fall?

Mei Huaxue smiled softly, didn't look stupid, and said to me: "Sister, we are going to celebrate the prince's birthday this time, is it really okay to take this person with you?" ”

I habitually squinted my small eyes, and looked stupidly at me.

The Mei family, two of the five major families of Guangle Country, and the young ladies and sons of the Kou family traveled, and it was indeed not good to carry a stupid big man of unknown origin by their side.

Of course, as the most "favored" daughter of the head of the Mei family, I don't have to be afraid of other people's pointing eyes, just afraid that the stupid big man will be bullied by Mei Huaxue and Kou Huaizhun, two embarrassed guys.

Probably saw that I wanted to abandon him, but the stupid big man was not stupid at this time, his strong arms hugged my arm, blinked and looked at me pitifully with obsidian-like eyes, and called softly: "Lady, don't leave me~"

I almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood, staring at my small eyes, I viciously scraped the stupid big man who was not inferior, and said angrily: "Who is your lady!" ”

The stupid big man was so frightened by me that he shrank back, squatted on the ground and drew circles pitifully, raised his eyes from time to time to glance at me, and said weakly: "My mother said that she is responsible for taking advantage of girls." ”

Me: "......"

I'm going to kill this bastard who slanders my innocence, and no one can stop me!

"Sister, are you already ......?"

Mei Huaxue's beautiful eyes widened in surprise, and her red lips were also open, I really wanted to send an egg to her mouth to see how far this usual cherry mouth could really open.

Kou Huaizhun frowned his handsome brows, and looked at me with disgust, and there was undisguised disgust in that glance: "It's really the same as your mother, cheap!" ”

Rumble!

My temper was ignited in an instant!

Although my strength at the beginning of the tempering period can't beat the pair of dog men and women in front of me whose average strength is higher in the middle of the tempering period, it doesn't mean that I can bear them insulting my mother!

Although I haven't met my mother in this life, in my previous life, my mother was definitely a good mother and never gave up on me!

So, I will never allow anyone to insult my mother!

I have one of the biggest shortcomings, that is, the donkey's temper will not be ignored as soon as it comes up, unless someone knocks me unconscious and takes me away, otherwise the chickens and dogs that don't make it will never give up!

This problem has survived in the underworld for two hundred and fifty years and has not been able to get rid of it, and for this reason, the godfather sighed a lot.

In my rage, I felt my arm being grabbed by someone, and I struggled hard, but to no avail.

Like an angry little beast, I slapped the culprit who was holding me back.

The stupid big man was slapped with all my strength, and half of his face instantly became high and swollen.

He didn't let go of his right hand that grabbed my arm, his left hand covered his cheek, and he looked stupid: "Lady, my mother said, don't be angry with people who are uglier than yourself, they just have low self-esteem." ”

I looked at the big stupid man in front of me, his dirty face was half swollen, his hair was messy, and there were a lot of dead branches and leaves, and his clothes were dirty and torn, and he didn't look much better than a beggar.

But it's such a stupid and dirty big guy, who actually said that Kou Huaizhun, who has a greasy head and a powdery face, and Miss Mei Er, who has always been known for her beauty, are ugly!

At this moment, I just want to say three words to the stupid big guy - have vision!

The anger was swept away, although my heart was extremely comfortable, but at this time, I could only pull the stupid big man away from this place where the air pressure was getting lower and lower with a tense face.

There's no way, who made Mei Huaxue's face collapse, and who made Kou Huaizhun's face blue?

Time is like a car with a super motor installed, running forward quickly, and in a blink of an eye, the sun is setting, and with the last trace of red light in the western sky disappearing, the sky is completely dark.

I, stupid big man, Mei Huaxue and Kou Huaizhun sat on both sides of the fire, Mei Huaxue and Kou Huaizhun took out roast chicken, plate duck, fragrant wine and other things from the space bracelet and space ring as if showing off their wealth.

And I could only watch them enjoy the food.

Mei Guo has no mother since she was a child, so that I am also a child with a father and no mother.

Although I have a father who claims to spoil me, I can't do it, but in some ways, I really can't understand the thinking of this strange creature like my father, and I think that even a mother with no power and no money is much better than my wonderful father.

For example, before leaving, my father, the head of the Mei family, who is known as the number one family in Guangle Country, told me: "Guo'er, you are already sixteen years old, and you have reached the age of going out to practice. Here are a hundred gold coins, you take it, remember to save the flowers, and don't forget to prepare gifts for the emperor. ”

Well, I forgot to say that as the eldest lady and the second lady of the Mei family, the first great family of Guangle Country, and the young master of the Kou family of the second largest family, the three of us went on the road without servants in order to celebrate the birthday of His Majesty Qin Xiaotian, the current emperor of Guangle Country.

Yes, you heard it right, birthday wishes.

In this era when the calligraphy and paintings of the somewhat famous people started with at least 1,000 gold coins, my wonderful father only gave me 100 gold coins, and I not only had to cope with the expenses on the road, but also had to think about preparing gifts for the emperor.

And Mei Huaxue ...... I heard that before leaving, my stepmother gave her 100,000 gold coins to spend on the road......

Spend and play!

No, I can't think about it anymore, compare the 100,000 gold coins for sightseeing and the 100,000 gold coins for the gift plus the living expenses......

I'm sad, I'm sad!

I took out two steamed buns and two pickles from the space bracelet, and gave half to the stupid big one, but I saw the stupid big man staring at the chicken leg in Mei Huaxue's hand, and his eyes were straight.

Seeing this, I slapped his messy head angrily: "You visionless guy, what we have in our hands is the steamed buns that countless farmers have poured out with their hard work, the steamed buns that are as white as jade and soft as the chest, will you appreciate them!?" ”

The stupid big man touched his head with a layer of soil that I had slapped off, and flattened his mouth aggrievedly.

Taking the steamed bun, he pinched it hard, and his obsidian-like eyes suddenly showed doubt: "Lady, my breasts are not so soft?" ”