Chapter 473: Fine Wine, Helping the Strange Look
In addition to some spoofs of modern Jianghu style, there are also those who use the principle that where there are people, there are rivers and lakes to explain alternative Jianghu style.
"Where there are people, there are rivers and lakes:
Mr. Gu Wen once said: Where there are people, there are rivers and lakes, and now although it is a prosperous era of rivers and lakes, singing and dancing are leveling. However, the rivers and lakes are sinister, the people's hearts are not ancient, the strongmen in the Western Regions grind their teeth and suck blood, do all kinds of evil, the Central Plains martial arts turmoil rises again, the demon cult is rampant, bewitching the Li people, and now there are shameless people who run the horse on the official road, harming people not shallowly, corrupt officials and corrupt officials, and ruining the Chaogang Society, the court regards it, like a tiger with hanging eyes, and now walking on the road, the people of Li are not walking on thin ice, talking about the tiger's color change, and they can't live in panic.
Let's say that above the rivers and lakes, the most dangerous place is not the Black Wood Cliff written by Qiming, nor the Peach Blossom Island, nor the forbidden places in "The Sword of the Third Young Master".
In "The Sword of the Third Young Master", it was said: The most dangerous place is the safest place! Whether you are a ruthless guest or a great ranger, whether you are a peddler or a princely general, who does not eat grains, the most dangerous place is the restaurant.
Wine, help the strange look.
The hotel on the side of the road, the lights are full of shadows, and there are a few people scattered in the restaurant, they have different faces, each with their own hearts, and the small restaurant is like a surging dark river, hiding an invisible killing machine.
Sitting by the window are the students who went to Beijing to take the exam, they are only eight years old, they are unkind, their eight-hundred-degree lenses have already seen through everything, and the grievances of the rivers and lakes have nothing to do with themselves. Wen a pot of apricot blossom stuffing, cook a few small stir-fries, the folk singers who sing in the middle of the lobby, most like Wu Nong's song, to drink with this, the most elegant, they firmly believe that the same kind of male as self-improvement, one hand to raise a glass to invite the bright moon, one hand to read the "three years of Dugu Nine Swords, five years of sunflower treasure book", they hide a sword in their school bag, it is a gentleman's sword, they are the most despised with a steel tube knife gangsters, fighting and killing can not become the climate, they are not easy to come out of the sword, because the sword out of the sheath, will be killed, they behead the prostitute principal, stab the cram teacher, They don't eat wine, they eat the nobility of the scholars.
The bearded man in the middle is the inspector of Futukang Line 2. He was so powerful that he was the one who leaned on the ground, and his hands were stained with the blood of the black-hearted foreman. A jar of spirits, two catties of beef, he swallowed like a tiger, the wind swept the clouds, and he couldn't stop greeting Xiao Er: Hurry up and cut meat and add wine to the sprinkler. The rise of eating, shouting for joy. Isn't it beautiful to have a warm drink? Because the bearded man knows that this may be his last. Because the background of the black-hearted bag foreman this time is not ordinary, there are swordsmen under the village, and the mansion hides bodyguards. The bearded man has eaten the "last wine and meat" many times, and I don't know if this time he will be able to see the rising sun at four o'clock tomorrow.
The noisy chatter in the lobby is an ionic hot aunt, the aunt was once the first piano girl in the national costume, with a cloud and moon appearance, as bright as a peach blossom. A lyre wraps around the beam for three days, and the end is a heroine in the middle of the women. Lost his husband at an early age, fell into the devil's way, and dominated People's Square with "The Most Dazzling Little Apple". The aunt never eats when she comes to the tavern, and she has a plate of melon seeds, knocking the grains with a sound, her eyes are like torches, and she looks at all kinds of rats. Any speculative and unlearned person will not be able to escape the eyes of the emperor of the aunt. The aunt has nothing to do since she took charge of the People's Square, so she was recruited by the imperial court, and the neighborhood committee street office is her new starting point. The aunt came to the restaurant to eat not melon seeds, but the loneliness of the world's worries and worries.
In the corner sat a few plainclothes hunters, who were calm and disguised as regular customers of the store, and no one noticed the official boots they were wearing, and no one noticed the embroidered spring guns on their waists. They eat the most ordinary food and drink, they toast until the point is reached, they talk and laugh, they are the real predators of the six doors. They always have a composure and then hit the first blow cleanly, and the real masters never make a second move. They eat not wine and food, but a sword to seal their throats.
The old man at a table on the second floor was full of red light, and he had fought on the battlefield to fight against the Japanese invaders, and he learned to be a thousand enemies, so that he was a submachine gun. Now that he has returned to the field, life is nothing more than that. They drink tea and reminisce about the past, they can't help themselves in the depths, they no longer care about the affairs of the rivers and lakes, and the turmoil downstairs has nothing to do with them. Talk, laugh, drink tea, and enjoy the flowers under the lamp. What they come to the restaurant to drink is not tea, but where there are people, there are feelings of rivers and lakes. ”
As soon as this remark came out, it was immediately sought after by many people, because although there seems to be nothing in this remark, but after a little in-depth study, it can be seen that this remark is talking about various groups of people in the current society.
The scholars sitting by the window refer to the school's three good students, the bearded man, and the ordinary people who work abroad.
Understanding the connotation of this remark, many netizens marked this remark with the word "God speech", of course, many netizens replied "Open the door and check the water meter." "What nonsense are you telling the truth? The courier arrived, open the door and sign for it. and so on.
An alternative martial arts style activity ended in an endless stream of divine remarks.
And this event not only produced a lot of hot "articles" that were popular on the Internet, but also made Qixia Publishing House famous, making Qixia Publishing House the most popular literature publishing house outside the martial arts publishing house.
The day after the event, the final chapters of "The Sword of the Third Young Master" began to be serialized, and the physical book of "The Sword of the Third Young Master" also began to sell the last copy.
At the same time, Qi Ming also arrived at Shangjing, the venue of the [Honor] event.
[Honor] once every three years, and the famous artists who participate in the [Honor] event are all famous artists with great influence, so the attention of each session of the [Honor] event in China is not much smaller than that of the Spring Festival Gala.
Many famous writers in the literary world are very famous, but their readers don't even know what the author looks like, and the [Honor] event is an opportunity to "see the dignity", so on the day of the [Honor], there will be a real-time broadcast by Huaguo CCTV, and many fans of famous artists will not miss this event.
There was even a [Honor] event, and the ratings once exceeded the ratings of that year's Spring Festival Gala.
This year's [Honor] event was held in the Great Hall of the People in Shangjing City, and the people who participated in this grand event from the literary world, as well as the ordinary people, of course, the ordinary people bought tickets to enter.
After Qi Ming arrived in Shangjing, he found a hotel near the venue of the [Honor] event, and then waited for the [Honor] event to start.
…… (To be continued.) )